A Firesign Chat
02/16/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 16, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 7:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "7:38 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (TV Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood ushers TimmMcCoy.com into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:48 PM, then departs.
TimmMcCoy.com: HOLA Willing Slaves!
DJTweeny: Hey Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Hows the life thang! OH BILLY JOEL!
Rufus_T_Firetween: OK here, how's the toe?
TimmMcCoy.com: The shit man, droped a 2 lbs. ceramic coffee cup on my middle toe.
TimmMcCoy.com: in 59 years of life I start breaking things NOW? The shit man! The shit!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:52 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
TimmMcCoy.com: I even fell over
TimmMcCoy.com: I was no fun.
EWeston: Good ebenning Tweeny Rufus and Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Hey EW!
TimmMcCoy.com: Weird Al!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph gets out at 8:53 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Ralph
Ralph: Thursday, is it??
TimmMcCoy.com: Im interviewing Steve Goodie on Sunday for a specail Im very excited. He had the #1 song, I had #2 on The Dr. Demento Top 25 For 2016
EWeston: The everlovin Ralph?
DJTweeny: it seems to be...
Ralph: Hello, friends...........
TimmMcCoy.com: http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd16.1231.html
DJTweeny: then again, hard to tell since they've changed the water
||||||||| Catherwood ushers NancyKat into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:54 PM, then departs.
TimmMcCoy.com: Ralph!
EWeston: Und velcome to Thor's day.
TimmMcCoy.com: NancyKat!
Ralph: is it TV, or is it not to be TV?
DJTweeny: Hi Kitty
EWeston: Nancy cat, been a little while
TimmMcCoy.com: Its TV!
DJTweeny: It shall be, Ralph
NancyKat: Tiny Dr. Timm! Tweeny! EW! Good to be Bach.
Ralph: ok then, give me a 59-second spot
DJTweeny: great to have you hear :)
EWeston: Only got a 60 second rover
TimmMcCoy.com: YAY the gangs almost all here!
Ralph: I am the slime
TimmMcCoy.com: DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL!...........
||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits in the comfy chair.
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
EWeston: Remember Don Pardo's cameo on this song on SNL.
DJTweeny: I do not
DJTweeny: must have been cool
rebozoette: DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween TimmMcCoy.com hello hello so much better thanks tweeny
EWeston: Rebozoette snuck in.
TimmMcCoy.com: HEY GANG!
EWeston: It must be on tape some where.
rebozoette: sneak and lurker
TimmMcCoy.com: Rebozo sleeks in.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
TimmMcCoy.com: Sneaks & Lurks
TimmMcCoy.com: Slurks
rebozoette: like a foxlet
EWeston: Nice lurker. Did you get it retail.
rebozoette: slunker
Ralph: baby rebozoette
TimmMcCoy.com: Lurker Tux Sucks!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from ALL THINGS FIRESIGN “Mask Your Movies!” and “Inside Cabletown”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl
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rebozoette: I always pay highest price
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Cat, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
EWeston: Hi cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” (Firesign On NPR) - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv
rebozoette: baby ralph
DJTweeny: Catman
rebozoette: hi cat
Ralph: oh wait, i need another hit..........
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Judith Stamps close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| Leroy George enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Cat: Hi all
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Nabby', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
NancyKat: I AM asleep!
EWeston: Miz Stamps velcome
Cat: Hi Judith, Leroy
TimmMcCoy.com: I am a Sheep!
Cat: Nabby, Nancy
Nabby: Is this simulated do you suppose?
DJTweeny: Hi Judith, George, Nabby
EWeston: Leroy George and Nabbster
Ralph: i almost forgot lol
rebozoette: I am steep
Cat: If you were a goat, you have starred in my recent collage
rebozoette: hi nabby
TimmMcCoy.com: ThE GAngS HeRe!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Cat: But Capone is late.
Merlyn: hey
Cat: Hi Merl
rebozoette: or hairy
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
EWeston: I put out the stoke
Nabby: Helloooo Tweeny and ALL (the Royal all)
Nabby: Cheers Merl
EWeston: Merlyn yow
EWeston: Sounds like the Toilet.
Ralph: it's so realistic
Nabby: It's all true in Cabletown
Cat: Are you Royal now, Nabby, or did you just move to Kansas City?
NancyKat: Ralph-Of CORSE it is! it's 3D!
Cat: Wow, this goes well with my McLuhan pieces.
Nabby: Jelloooooo
Cat: Should have used it.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Jona coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
EWeston: Shoooots
Ralph: i guess i will just settle back into your chair and enjoy it Nancy!
Nabby: catherwood give Cat a Royal Crown cola
||||||||| Catherwood gets cat a royal crown cola.
EWeston: Ello Jona
Cat: Jona
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Nabby: Hi Jona
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:05 PM, dragging StlouieLou by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Cat: I vaguely remember that, Nabby
Nabby: TV or Not TV is nutty as heck
Cat: Saint
StlouieLou: Ola Hippies!
EWeston: Mr. Lou. Take off your hat
Nabby: Hey SLLou
Cat: As I recall, it tasted quite different from coke and pepsi
Nabby: Yo
NancyKat: Ralph-iIt's Ok, i'm in a cat hammock hanging from the celing! McLuhan's Rod?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
||||||||| judith stamps steps in at 9:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Nabby: lol great Tweeny
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “TV OR NOT TV”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out TV OR NOT TV at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-rv
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DJTweeny: Hi Lou
DJTweeny: Hi Jona
Ralph: you look just fine up there
Nabby: who brought the kush?
Cat: I bought this album at a record store in Toronto in 73. Took it back to Vancouver witrh me on a LONG bus trip.
Ralph: here, try some a this Nice Guy Blue Hawaii
Nabby: cool Cat can relate!
EWeston: Yup very, uh, natural
Nabby: tx Ralph
Nabby: insert here
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln
StlouieLou: that was wierd...took me a bit to get audio
NancyKat: Nabby-The Egyptians. Ralph-Yeah, it gives me a chance to streacth my wings...
EWeston: Not with that cold probe you don't
Cat: Judith will be appearing in my latest McLuhan piece Tween will play in the next hour. Welcome, Judith.
DJTweeny: got the audio OK now, Lou?
Nabby: lol
rebozoette: it probed the robe
DJTweeny: cool, Cat :)
StlouieLou: yeah...took a few tries
Nabby: Hi NKat
Ralph: i love this show
Cat: Firesign without Audio isn't Firesign at all.
EWeston: Forgot to turn on the degenerate heat exchanger.
DJTweeny: audio theater rarely works well without the audio thing
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cat: This evolved from a Mushroom play called Tile it Like it Is, from Xmas eve, 67,
Nabby: Could not be Cat could not be
Ralph: lol DJ
Nabby: (audio without...oh nevermind I forgot)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Ralph: lust summer?
rebozoette: listen without a sound
StlouieLou: ha...it's rolling now....and so am I
DJTweeny wonders if you can mime audio theater
Cat: speaking of comet, proc/berg do a hilarious song about comet kahoutek in their Michigan recorded show, This is Great Radio to Watch.
Nabby flips the NSA spooks a few birds
Nabby: catch!
Nabby: pluck this!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with SaintSlack close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: Hi Slack
rebozoette: pickled ear drummettes
Cat: Another Saint.
Ralph: meet my daughter, Urethra
SaintSlack: Hi Tweeny
EWeston: Then we started slacking
rebozoette: pees to meetcha
DJTweeny: haha
Nabby: boogermeister?
Ralph: this chair...
Nabby: Hi Slack
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln
Nabby: Tx Rufus!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Elmer Ho coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
Elmer Ho: hello dear friends
Cat: Ho
EWeston: Elmer's back, and its hairy
Nabby: I was listening hopefully hey EHo
DJTweeny: hehe
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Sing it Pete!
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski waltzes in at 9:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: Hey Johan
rebozoette: Nino has me tenn what
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
Elmer Ho: howdy yall Cat DJTweeny Elmer Ho (if that's your real name) EWeston Jona judith stamps Judith Stamps Leroy George Nabby Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween SaintSlack StlouieLou NancyKat
NancyKat: JamJam
StlouieLou: hey now
Nabby: Let's JAM
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi DJT, e, et al
Cat: JAMy
Cat: New folks or just new names tonight?
rebozoette: hi jam
Ralph: Howdy Elmer
Elmer Ho: haven't played this in ages and ages and ages
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nancy, Nabby, Cat, good evening!
Elmer Ho: hey Ralph (if that's your real name)
Cat: DJT? Isn't that a powerful hallucinogen?
DJTweeny: Only Nino knows for sure, Cat
rebozoette: steel the seal
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Rebozoette!
Elmer Ho: is this he one that has Nazi Goering on it?
Nabby: Nino!
Cat: yes elmer
EWeston: If you blow a seal, keep it private
Nabby: arf arf the seal
DJTweeny: yes Elmer
DJTweeny: and Communist Love Song
EWeston: Is that Spot?
Nabby: cartherwood throw me a fish
NancyKat: EW-He was a Pisces, probably working for scale...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : If it's your seventh seal you're blowing, it could be spiritually serious...
Nabby: katherwadd throw me a....sigh
Ralph: stop slapping me
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
Ralph: Catherwood, throw a fish to Nabby
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Ralph and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Ralph!"
StlouieLou: tins of lizard meat...I think they are playing our town soon
NancyKat: Red Snappa...
EWeston: Catherwood throw nabby a fish
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to EWeston and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Elmer Ho: speaking of lizards
Cat: The DVD is a must for Fireheads. Also a good idea for Firefeet.
EWeston: He's impenatrible tonight
Elmer Ho: internal server error?
Nabby: har har slither
Nabby: arf arf
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well mr agent orange, it's the bees and spiders again...
Ralph: Hey, he broke Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Ralph
DJTweeny: Elmer Ho: internal server error? << just reload the page when that happens
EWeston: I wanted to see you catch it with your elbow Nabby
Nabby: Catherwood slap me silly
||||||||| Catherwood slaps Nabby silly.
Ralph: hahahaha
NancyKat: Catherwood-It's ok, thay're speaking Chinese. *gives Catherwood a Highball*
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to NancyKat and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln
EWeston: There you go.
Elmer Ho: well, it don't seem to be doing no harm
Nabby: I can do that
Elmer Ho: except for this great big message staring me in the face
Nabby: tennis elba
DJTweeny: you mean _sillier_, don't you Nabby? ;)
rebozoette: ohh ah um
EWeston: Reset useully works for me Elmer
Nabby: yes yes I do Tween
Ralph: this is not a real simulation
EWeston: reload rather
rebozoette: two fisted frightners
EWeston: Not a real test of a fake simulation
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Elmer Ho: yup that did the trick - reset the reload and all is copacetic
StlouieLou: russians
Nabby: great song let's sing too
EWeston: Ruskie Pow!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Nabby: makes me sniffle
Elmer Ho: I read Trump's grandkid got a tutor teaching it mandarin
Nabby: or was it the coke
Nabby: hmm
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Elmer Ho: a useful thing to know
Cat: i was thinking of using this song on my trump collage. nah, too obvious.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Elmer Ho: and of course grandpa is giving the Russian lessons
Nabby: takeaway: don't snort anything carbonated
Nabby: Trump should smoke has
EWeston: We're probably paying for it
Nabby: hash
Cat: Proc has often said this was about a real expereince of his in Russia in the 50s. I assume it will be detailed in his new autobi.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Ralph: buds are as good as hash these days.......
Cat: is it good for mental illness?
EWeston: A clinical application of LSD might do him good, might not.
DJTweeny: lol
Nabby: Trump needs to be regrooved a couple of times
rebozoette: where was when
Nabby: agree EW
DJTweeny: I hear The Donald's recent press conference did not go well
Cat: will they ever?
Nabby: Oh man you heard right
Elmer Ho: this is very much like that Family Radio skit on the Let's Eat series
rebozoette: LOL
EWeston: A wonderful core meltdown in front of everybody
StlouieLou: for the very 1st time Nino got me in the place
Elmer Ho: but that's exactly the sort of thing his demented base wants to see
StlouieLou: right
DJTweeny: could be Elmer
Nabby: almost time to deploy the funny foam
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The man speaks in twitter sentence fragments, it's the best he can mange, evidently
DJTweeny: anything but 'just another politician'
EWeston: He can do no wrong, literally in their eyes, and ears
rebozoette: it gums up the works
DJTweeny: using Twitter so much may have affected his thought processes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : In his own, too, E
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Nabby: Trimp, I mean Crump, has the vocabulary of a 4th grader
EWeston: One pol today has Don'd approval level at 49%
DJTweeny: The President's All-Night Drug Abuse Council lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You're being generous, Naby
EWeston: If you heard it on FOX (my condolences) Don will soon say it.
DJTweeny: lol Johan
Cat: what is that bit about the drug store, "tell im necessity sent ya"
Nabby: agree JAM
Cat: dear friends, i think
EWeston: Shep Smith seems to be the exception on FOX. We figure he may have some interesting photos
StlouieLou: daddy needs his medicine
rebozoette: meat ball and penne was grand
EWeston: His medicine is probably illegal
NancyKat: rebozo-sounds nom
DJTweeny: Cat: what is that bit about the drug store, "tell im necessity sent ya" << Baliol Brothers Pharmacy
DJTweeny: yeah, that's on Dear Friends
Cat: that's it, tween.
Cat: need it for new collage.
EWeston: Loads of items not normally availible in this state, on display, in the back
Elmer Ho: 1/3 off in price and quality
Cat: hey, those of you who were here for proctor's november 11th show (?), the one after the election, remember him talking about working with orson welles?
Cat: in answer to a chat question.
DJTweeny: vaguely
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yes I do cat
EWeston: He mentioned it in an interview elsewhere. The producers just said yes to anything he wanted to do.
Elmer Ho: me like this
DJTweeny: fun tune :)
EWeston: Shake it, and break it.
Cat: he was making that flick in NYC with Orson and calling the other lads in LA every week on thier Hour Hour show, which as you know is on DOMM
Cat: and he stole their typewriter.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: He seemed to enjoy it.
StlouieLou: let that gorilla boogie woogie
Cat: I heard a funny story about Orson on a CBC show recently. Producer wanted orson to do a tv show called Orson Welles' USA but Orson wouldn't leave Barcelona.
Ralph: I'm watching on AC
DJTweeny: haha
NancyKat: What this world needs is more 'lerts...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
Ralph: If you say something, see something
EWeston: I prefer the Ware program myself Nancy
DJTweeny: sounds like good advice
NancyKat: EW-i'm wary of it, myself...
Cat: This is from Tile.
||||||||| Schooby steals in around 9:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Then your stuck in the Be Ware program. It's must clearly when you make it to be A Ware
DJTweeny: Hi Schooby
Cat: Schooby.
EWeston: More clear like
||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 9:40 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Ralph: Tell a vision!
Cat: llan
llanwydd: howdy
EWeston: Where are those darn kids anyway
DJTweeny: Hi llan
EWeston: IIan
StlouieLou: lol
rebozoette: pro long us
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I am more of an alt-ware type of person
Ralph: Et tu, Pluto??
rebozoette: throw in a towel
EWeston: And his bro post long us
Cat: the wealthy and the powerful can speak for all
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi llan!
rebozoette: nabby faded from hunger games
rebozoette: lol ew
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln
llanwydd: how's everybody ?
NancyKat: I'm a bit hangry myself, and these Girl Scout Cookies aren't cutting it...
DJTweeny: good, and you?
rebozoette: hi llan
llanwydd: great
rebozoette: hoes llan
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Lifes wild but good. I got my hand made bass back from the luthier today
llanwydd: hand made bass?
Ralph: i must say, that is no match for the version we hear at the end of the show every week
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sounds fishy to me E
Cat: sea bass?
DJTweeny: the scales must have been difficult to attach
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
StlouieLou: I hear it's all about that bass?
rebozoette: field forcers
EWeston: I've been working on it for nearly a year, The luthier cut some accurate holes in it, and it makes noises now
llanwydd: lol tween
Ralph: Pie seas
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from the DEAR FRIENDS album “The T.B. Guide” and “The T.V. Glide”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DEAR FRIENDS at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv
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llanwydd: do you mean a fish or a bass guitar?
Cat: good for you, ew
EWeston: No mahogany
Elmer Ho: EWeston, you're a player at the low end too?
Ralph: the Singing Bass?
rebozoette: its the color that not right
SaintSlack: Is it your third bass?
rebozoette claps
StlouieLou: what do you call that thing between the dick and the asshole?...the bass player
Elmer Ho: E, is that lectric or standup?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Ralph: that ale's bass ackwards
DJTweeny: these bit seemd to fit in with the TV there :)
Cat: did any of you ever read the mad magazine parody of the tv guide in mid-60s?
rebozoette: singin in the ramin
Cat: i wonder if it's online.
EWeston: A bass guitatr, with Aguilar electronics Dual humbuckers
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln
Ralph: sounds great Cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : YES, cat!!
Elmer Ho: ooh, nice E
llanwydd: darque nesse
Ralph: you're lost in the noodles
SaintSlack: Jack Davis did many a TV Guide cover
EWeston: The strings are still a bit tiny, but it sounds nice already
Elmer Ho: what kinda music, E?
Cat: funniest thing i ever read, until the lampoon's sunday paper
Ralph: jazz linebacker Duke Earl
EWeston: Good lively stuff from the 60ies in. Some rarely heard
Elmer Ho: collegiate streetfighter Dink Stover is my favorite sports hero
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:49 PM and late as usual, it's PrincipalPoop, just back from Bremerton."
Cat: Hi Poop
rebozoette: yak yur back
EWeston: Poopsie!
DJTweeny: P-Man
PrincipalPoop: hi cat, all
rebozoette: oh thatt was last week
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Greets, PP!
rebozoette: hi pp
PrincipalPoop: ok, everybody get out and show your papers, no illegal immigrants allowed here
EWeston: Papahs plezze
rebozoette: wheres the gap
PrincipalPoop: to prove you are you and not me, as gil scott heron sang
Elmer Ho: i'm descended from an undocumented immigrant in 1778
SaintSlack: The Aristocrats!
Elmer Ho: so can I leave the country now please?
DJTweeny me shows P his pack of Evening Papers
EWeston: Is it to late to register as a muslim?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Aliens, you must appear, no matter how briefly...
PrincipalPoop: zig zag papers was the proper answer lol
EWeston: Alex Jones is visuallizing them now, furiously
llanwydd: I can not stand alex jones
PrincipalPoop: a radioactive chorus girl
EWeston: Few sane folks can. An unlovely voice and double agent for the Lizard Overloads
llanwydd: no a boar is a pig
EWeston: With tusks man!
llanwydd: lol
Cat: sounds like proctor's old girlfriend and her electric clothes.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers The Dutched into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:55 PM, then departs.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A boot is a bit of a pig, too!
llanwydd: hey Dutched
Cat: The
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: Hi Dutch
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Boor, not boot
PrincipalPoop: not a Dutched, but The Dutched
EWeston: A Napier Nomad was a pig to start
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Pas the Dutched on the right?
EWeston: Das Dutched...Duck!
Ralph: that was a great intromission
rebozoette: ye ah
PrincipalPoop: Is Dutch the past participle of ditch?
Cat: dutch reagan?
EWeston: Varage is dutch for mooring post
PrincipalPoop: ray ray raaaaaygun raaaaygun
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
llanwydd: art bell reminded me a lot of happy harry
Ralph: Dutch de sekret ingredient in Ersatz Bros. Coffee
Cat: the moors have posts?
PrincipalPoop: the moors where in spain, moor or less
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Aren't moorings Muslim?
EWeston: No they usually sink into the bogs
Cat: but not the rain.
SaintSlack: Is Harry any relation to Neil, Cat?
Ralph: Nilsson?
llanwydd: othello was a mooring post wasnt he?
PrincipalPoop: I was thinking wally
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
llanwydd: there had to be many of them in venice
Cat: Not that I know of.
SaintSlack: Innes
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MCLUHAN’S MCLUHAN (McLuhan Part 3)”
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PrincipalPoop: yes they are
Cat: You may remember Tom Wolfe's voice from the previous McLuhan piece. He told a story about McLuhan in the topless restaurant in SF.
EWeston: Eventually mooring was originally a Phocician (sp) thing
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PrincipalPoop: sp is spanish phoecians mohekans
EWeston: Yah they seemed to get everywhere in the Med
PrincipalPoop: the sumarians where in there somewhere too with the zorasterians
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: satchel to satcel
PrincipalPoop: feets get moving
EWeston: Barges on the rivers and where to put them yah that fits
Cat: i recently read Ned Sublette's history of Cuban music, which mentions the Phoenecians in Spain.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC
EWeston: The guitar may have come from SE asian moors
EWeston: Though that is much later
Cat: Thanks, Tween.
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw
PrincipalPoop: sitar george
Cat: Yes the book talks about that, EW. If its's in the Van library, it's probably in the Seattle library.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sitars came from an instrument called a vina
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: When can we tell the musical bigots where their guitars came from?
PrincipalPoop: vina talking to me?
DJTweeny: 'murica!
DJTweeny: lol
SaintSlack: In the audiobook, Ned speaks Phoenecian prophetically.
EWeston: Shiva like i'm having a dega vue
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
Cat: https://www.amazon.com/Cuba-Its-Music-First-Drums/dp/1556526326
PrincipalPoop: that is ok little buddha
Ralph: gimme a pizza to go with no anchovies
PrincipalPoop: no anchovies? I spell my name Danger
llanwydd: youve got the wrong man
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No anchovies? I spell my name danger
llanwydd: henry fonda
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Shoot me and win a stuffed animal
PrincipalPoop: what sort of animal stuffed with what?
DJTweeny: Manny says bang bang
Cat: that's my province!
PrincipalPoop: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
llanwydd: PYTHON??
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| The Dutched - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
DJTweeny: a stuffed python?
EWeston: A glycopuss. Filled with frozen southern fried glymps
DJTweeny: they're hard to shoot
PrincipalPoop: monty, the full
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hilarious
rebozoette: lol
Cat: i used a line from this as a caption for a cartoon we ran in adbusters.
EWeston: Bullets bounce right off them
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Cat: got nasty letter accusing us of promoting transvestites.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
EWeston: T phobia is so fabulous
PrincipalPoop: I promote that
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Cat: we first got a tv in 56. i thought it was earlier, cuz we had lived in as tv-less zone before then.
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I think it was 62 when we got a tv
llanwydd: we always had tv. but we didnt get color till I was about 15 or 16
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Something off the shoulder then PP?
PrincipalPoop: a new human nature, pictures at 11
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
PrincipalPoop: no no, I promote the phobia lol
Rufus_T_Firetween is scared
EWeston: Everyone needs a hobby
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: haha EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Catherwood give everybody a hobby
||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a hobby.
rebozoette: nite my bales
EWeston: Dressing up in somebody elses clothes has deep western civ history
PrincipalPoop: my witty reply was censored, the chat failed, grrr
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite rebozoette!
SaintSlack: Catherwood gave me a horse, and I fell right off
||||||||| Catherwood gaves SaintSlack a horse and i fell right off.
PrincipalPoop: oops smooch rebo
Cat: thanks to tween for turning me on to this piece from the domm set.
EWeston: I post on a Zippy the Pin Head site, have several posts in limbo over here
EWeston: By bah Rebozoette
Cat: did you see the recent lfick Her? sounds like McLuhan's idea.
DJTweeny: DOMM is full of great surpeises :-)
Cat: by rebo
Ralph: Catherwood give Nabby another hit of that Blue Ice
||||||||| Catherwood brings nabby another hit of that blue ice.
PrincipalPoop: limbo up limbo down
EWeston: I didn't know Mr. C could gaves
PrincipalPoop: C has many capabilities
rebozoette: super dup
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| "Hey Elmer Ho!" ... Elmer Ho turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
DJTweeny: "If can't stand the heat, get out of Nagasaki!" ~ from the Presidents skit on Lawyer's Hospital
EWeston: You mean to Bambi.
DJTweeny: Night Whispers is a really great bit from Immortality
Ralph: did i miss the link for the new Everything DVD?
DJTweeny: posted it several times, will again :)
EWeston: With General Ytookie
Ralph: the Very Last Minutemen
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
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SaintSlack: Tonight
SaintSlack: Tonight
SaintSlack: I repeat myself when under stress I rep
EWeston: Our civic enheritance. Some don't appreciate it.
Cat: This is from an Ossman piece called Radio, Any Questions?
rebozoette: nebber nebber
EWeston: I don't remember
rebozoette: its in your eggs too
PrincipalPoop: myspacebarjustbroke
SaintSlack: minetoo
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Put a splint in it an march on
PrincipalPoop: thought has been what? ahh nevermind
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC
SaintSlack: The End of the Universe no longer takes reservations, but they have some of their own
EWeston: From the tap dance school of touch typing
PrincipalPoop: christmas everyday wheeee
Merlyn: I just got that "noseblood"
DJTweeny: as in rosebud?
PrincipalPoop: good, I thought it was just me
EWeston: Fight the war on whoopie
DJTweeny: I told Cat I thought I thought Citizen Kane was involved in that character somewhere
Cat: Hi Judith.
Cat: This is Les Moonves.
Merlyn: I got the rosebud ref. but didn't realize he was taking about his bloody nose from the punch
DJTweeny: when he shouts "stop depresses" (as in stop the presses)
DJTweeny: a newspaper magnate
rebozoette: don't punch your punchcard
EWeston: Fient left and kick him in the nads
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Drink your punch and shut up
SaintSlack: Are magnates attracted to their opposites?
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette: stopping thought hurt less than I thought
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC
DJTweeny: (one more time for good luck ;)
Cat: This is from Full Frontal. Hope you all watch.
EWeston: One of the top cons of all time I'll give him that
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sometimes, I wish I had a wish to wish a wish away
DJTweeny: meant to have those links ready Cat, just a sec
EWeston: Mr' Chuck, both sides do it, Todd?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Samantha Bee's interview with Russian journalist Masha Gessen, from http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen% 2c+Samantha+Bee&view=detail&mid=FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19&FORM=VIRE
rebozoette: capitalP poo
Rufus_T_Firetween: hmmm
PrincipalPoop: other than that, how did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Samantha Bee's interview with Russian journalist Masha Gessen, from http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen%2c+Samantha+Bee&view=detail&mid=FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19&FORM=VIRE
Cat: lol poop
EWeston: MSNBC just promoted a heavy rightwinger to head their news division
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Tom Wolfe's biographical talk about McLuhan that mentions the Innis-McLuhan connection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzBPmRPa7ls
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cat: i first played firesing on the radio when i was at carleton in 69
Ralph: Tescticle's Deviant to Fudd's Law!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ << new McLuhan collages there
EWeston: It goes in, It must come out
Nabby: heh
Nabby: Pork?
PrincipalPoop: how did the pignut scandal turn out?
Cat: the greatest influence mclu had on me was visual. the image of the stage coach in the rear view mirror of the car.
EWeston: Is there a black hole's absurdity to Testicle's deviant?
Cat: the pigs went nuts.
EWeston: They started dancing, and painting each other
PrincipalPoop: how does that constitute a scandal? alternate facts?
Nabby: Great stuff Cat
EWeston: Benghazi level scandal maybe?
Cat: this is from the Ossman live piece again.
PrincipalPoop: oh whitewater, ok
llanwydd: sounds like a zen question
DJTweeny: it does
EWeston: I guess after Hillary sold 20% of our Uranium its all down hill
Cat: the ossmans are into that, as was bergman.
llanwydd: cool!
EWeston: Goodun Cat
rebozoette: thanks cat
Nabby: I think we were just collaged!
PrincipalPoop: yes cat immediate media meaning
Cat: For some reason, I continue to be inspired.
EWeston: I'll tell my wife!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: coed collaging oh my
Cat: no idea what you mean, poop
Ralph: All Hail Marx / Lennon
llanwydd: I wish they would put out Forward into the Past again.
llanwydd: on vynil
Cat: almost my fave firesing line, rich holywood stars
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from the SHOES FOR INDUSTRY compilation “High School Madness”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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PrincipalPoop: since when am I required to make sense? What is going on here?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, folks, I gonna cut the soles out of my shoes, sit I
llanwydd: I miss vynil
PrincipalPoop: immediate media meaning, and I meant it
PrincipalPoop: play the flute
Nabby: Whatever happened to Miss Vynil?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : a tree & learn to play the flute. See you all next fire week!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “SHOES FOR INDUSTRY” - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=sfi-ln
Ralph: who were those girls, anyhow?
DJTweeny: Have a good week, Johan
PrincipalPoop: ok jam
EWeston: There was an EO on it Poop, granted nobody was told, but still...
Ralph: i don't think it was the Andrews Sisters
Nabby: Who am us?
Nabby: Take care JAM
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Bye Johan
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
DJTweeny: not terribly likely
PrincipalPoop: I enjoyed and was entertained and was informed by your work cat, is that better? geeesh
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: lol P
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thanks DJT, great collage cat, thanks for all the laughs everybody!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Ralph: another great show Cat
Cat: oh, great.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Nabby: Rufus is a natural too
Cat: i aim to please, and so does louise.
Cat: you didnt think it sounded like a long university lecture, insufficiently punctured by firesign?
Ralph: pe pills
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here!
Nabby: bucket or bushes?
EWeston: Looks real regular. Its probably a bucket
Nabby: Inspiring words
EWeston: Vote for M.E.
DJTweeny: I have a Morse Science High Athletic Department hat I wear everywhere :)
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: I'd vote for you EW - two or three times if need be
Ralph: almost!!
Nabby: Hey great show Tweeny!!
EWeston: Thankee I's proudly to be hear
Ralph: thx again Kurt
Nabby: Massive show.
Nabby: Ty Cat!
rebozoette: Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Jona Judith Stamps judith stamps Leroy George llanwydd Nabby PrincipalPoop Ralph Rufus_T_Firetween Schooby thanks for the laughs and tweeny grand i
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
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Nabby: Thanks Merlyn & Rufus!!
Cat: More to come
rebozoette: thanks cat
Ralph: always a playzure
Nabby: Good to you you ALL (the Royal all)!
PrincipalPoop: back thanks all night all
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
||||||||| At 10:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, PrincipalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Nabby: er, viddy
Nabby: er, hear
Nabby: er....
rebozoette: vocab rehab
Nabby: over & outre
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Cat: off we flee
||||||||| Cat scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cat?! It's 10:56 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
DJTweeny: watch out for the ticks!
||||||||| 2 enters at 10:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: whoops, that's me
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 2 at 11:00 PM
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, llanwydd hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Schooby - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SaintSlack - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| judith stamps - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| StlouieLou - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Jona - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Judith Stamps - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Leroy George - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Cat
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
SaintSlack
StlouieLou
TimmMcCoy.com
URL References:
http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd16.1231.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=sfi-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=sfi-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen%2c+Samantha+Bee&view=detail&mid=FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19&FORM=VIRE
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen%
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
www.planetproctor.com
http://www.seemreal.com
https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC
https://www.amazon.com/Cuba-Its-Music-First-Drums/dp/1556526326
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzBPmRPa7ls



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