A Firesign Chat
02/23/2017




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 23, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 5:22 AM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving RedPillTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| It's 5:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny in through the front door at 7:42 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 7:45 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Blackmore’s Night)
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||||||||| Catherwood enters with Captain Equinox close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:50 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Captain Equinox: HIYA, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
DJTweeny: Verily we shalt have Shakespeare's Lost Comedie this eve
Captain Equinox: It's been a while since my last visit. LOVE me a terrible Comedie!
||||||||| EWeston sneaks in around 8:55 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Evenin Tweey Rufus and a man whose day is coming
DJTweeny: Hi EW
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Evening folks.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Beet: Hello Dr. Tween
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Deputy Dang', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:57 PM and Cease waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EWeston: Das Beet
DJTweeny: Hi Deputy
Beet: A bit of the rennaisance for the warm-up
DJTweeny: Hi Cease
Beet: Hi EW
EWeston: Deputy and Cat allo
Beet: Hi Dr Cease
||||||||| Ralph enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Cease: Hi all
EWeston: He dropped his shingle y'know
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Ralph: Hello, friends.........
Beet: Hi Ralph
EWeston: Ralph happy month ending in Y
DJTweeny: is it one of the months with an oyster in it?
Beet: Feelgood music
Ralph: not Ritchie Blackmore, I guess.....
DJTweeny: yes it is
||||||||| rebozoette sneaks in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: actually
Ralph: omg no way
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 23, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: Rebo
EWeston: Yes but clam up about it
DJTweeny: yes
Ralph: do you know that Deep Purple is touring with Alice Cooper this summer
rebozoette: Beet Captain Equinox Cease Deputy Dang DJTweeny EWeston Ralph evenin all and tween you rock
Beet: Hi rebo
EWeston: Mz Rebozoette
Ralph: hahahahaha
rebozoette: yellow
Ralph: hi mz bozoette
Beet: OOOh A-Rabs
||||||||| Elmer Ho bounds in at 9:01 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Blackmore's Night - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmore%27s_Night
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging Merlyn by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
rebozoette: hows all ya all
Ralph: wait..... i forgot to inhale
Elmer Ho: howdy y'all
Beet: Hi Elmer
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, Elmer, Merlyn
Beet: Howdy Merl
Elmer Ho: looks like most of the usual suspects are here
Elmer Ho: where are the unusual suspects?
rebozoette: tips for tips
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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EWeston: Elmer an Merlyn. I started sanding today. I'm dusty
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Fellas.
Elmer Ho: forgot what kind of pups you were using there E
Ralph: tiparillos
Elmer Ho: is it beautiful yet?
EWeston: Aslain Body rippers
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
EWeston: er nippers
Ralph: spin those bits
Beet: All Hail the DJ
rebozoette: in the wind ow
Elmer Ho: brb
||||||||| Elmer Ho is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 9:04 PM.
Ralph: i bought it!!
Cease: Yep, Orson Welles collage next week.
EWeston: It's gotten at least on Oh My. It's a better instrument than I am a [layer
Cease: Inspired by when Proctor visited chat, his answer to one of our chatter's questions about him working with Orson
Cease: I bought the album too.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s Shakespeare Parody “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out ANYTHYNGE at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt
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EWeston: The second grade war?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
Cease: When we moved back to Vancouver in 88, I hadn't lived here in a few years so figured the Firesigns might have released some albums I didnt have. Local record store had this and 3 Faces of Al.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM crosstown bus from Yakima pulls away, leaving Nabby coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Nabby: Pork?
Beet: Hi Nab
EWeston: Nabby in the house
Ralph: ok, now I'm ready
Nabby: Hey Beet
rebozoette: hi nabby
Nabby: Hi Tweeny
Cease: Nabby
rebozoette: lick it and stick it
Ralph: dear Nabby
Nabby: Hi reboz 'n' EW
Cease: We've been nabbed.
Nabby: Cheers C
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Ralph: let's cock an ear
||||||||| llanwydd sashays in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: evening folks
DJTweeny: Hi llan
Cease: HI llan
EWeston: Fer glod's sake. Throw in the kitchen sink!
Nabby: Hi llan
||||||||| Elmer Ho steps in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: IIan hiya
Cease: "right about the comet" reminds me of Proctor and Bergman thing where they sang a song about comet Kahoutek.
Elmer Ho: ok my iron lung is working again
Cease: On the This is Great Radio to Watch video, from Ann Arbour in the 70s
DJTweeny: Was around 90F in Austin today. Incredib;y warm for this time of year
rebozoette: everybody curtsey
EWeston: The glyvol pump on those can be tricky
llanwydd: I remember kahoutek
rebozoette: lol
Elmer Ho: remember Tweeny, it wasn't really that warm - global warming is a chinese plot
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
llanwydd: but not the proctor and bergman thing
Cease: Cold here. Brief snow yesterday, supposed to start snowing again tonight.
Ralph: this fowl is faire
DJTweeny: those crafty Chinese...
Nabby: You were right about Kahoutek
EWeston: 60's to Blizzards up north I hear
Ralph: i think that is the only Comet I ever saw outside of the kitchen sink
EWeston: They think of everything
Nabby: Hey Ral and Ruf
rebozoette: what watt when the wren
Beet: I've seen the Comet up close. There's a can of it under my sink.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Sorry Ralph. You beat me to it
EWeston: Throw the wench, um wrench in there
Cease: yes, procberg sang the comet cleanser theme song only about Kahoutek
||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
Ralph: hey, it's not a Race
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Beet: Hey Poop
Cease: Poop
EWeston: PP yow!
DJTweeny: Hi P
PrincipalPoop: what is a parody?
rebozoette: a pack of derms
PrincipalPoop: hey all
Ralph: Shakespeare would be proud
Nabby: Ppoop at last
Ralph: can i have one of those, reba
EWeston: More of a whom
Cease: you think he'd understand the language?
PrincipalPoop: i lose track of days, I am lucky I fell in today lol
DJTweeny: PrincipalPoop: what is a parody? << a pair of what?
DJTweeny: can't forget Thursday, Poop
EWeston: Pa Rody, well known coal juggler
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
PrincipalPoop: I knew a girl named Dee, twice I think
DJTweeny: The Dee sisters, twins
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a nice fat doobie
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a nice fat doobie.
Ralph: i always feel lucky fall into this pit of satyrical pith
Ralph: thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
PrincipalPoop: she was a double D as I recall
Nabby: don't pith in here
EWeston: Catherwood give the NSA guy a doobie
||||||||| Catherwood hands the nsa guy a doobie.
PrincipalPoop: I get sarcastic when I hear the word ironic
Nabby: Couldn't hurt EW
rebozoette: cough cough tanks
Ralph: but Nabby, i don't want to myth anythynge
EWeston: I think mineral suppliment
Nabby: kaff koff np
PrincipalPoop: an italian suppository is an inneundo
Nabby: me neither R
Ralph: don't Bogart that derm, reba
rebozoette: pickle pufflet
EWeston: Stereo NSA guys. One's a woman, but its not who you think
PrincipalPoop: dram atic
Ralph: I'm confused. the horizon's moving down?
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a delightful little honey almond magic cookie.
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a delightful little honey almond magic cookie.
EWeston: Distilled by real scottish sheep
DJTweeny: lol
Ralph: Oh Catherwood, you shouldn't have......
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Ralph and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
llanwydd: I bought a copy of the original AYWT script from the Young Tom Edison Club back in the 70s
Nabby: sheep? count me in
EWeston: Baah
llanwydd: I got a little note from Ossman with it
PrincipalPoop: not me, there will never be another ewe
Ralph: sheep with me
Cease: Ewe too?
llanwydd: didnt recognize his writing then but I saw it later on
EWeston: First a trip to Victoria's wolly supply emporium
Ralph: Withering Heights
PrincipalPoop: hip boots and a cliff
Ralph: who are these women who intrude into the recordings
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
DJTweeny: ^^
Nabby: love this in all of its whatchamacallits
llanwydd: actresses
DJTweeny: cast list there
EWeston: Nice version of this endlessly rewritten script
Ralph: like for instance, who sang the Porgy Tyrebyter jingle?
Nabby: cool
Ralph: pull down and rise again
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Cease: i think the wives of the guys
Nabby: usually much faster
Ralph: for reals Cease??!!
llanwydd: I wonder if the wives get royalties
Cease: i think so, ralph
EWeston: That's what I was thinking Nobby. A measure and a half of an illegal stimulant
Beet: you can see the ladies sing on the new DVD
PrincipalPoop: nobility
Ralph: Royal T's
Nabby: right PPoop
Cease: they've used their wives/girlfriends A LOT in their albums.
Cease: kids occasionally
PrincipalPoop: and in other places hehe
Ralph: that's scandalous
rebozoette: kick it around
PrincipalPoop: you made my comment unacceptable cat lol
Ralph: Randy, water the loo if you would
Beet: occasionally humans use each other
Ralph: I'll have the Blanc Mange
PrincipalPoop: laugh out what? laugh out on
Ralph: looks great on radio
PrincipalPoop: occasionally? Only on occasion? more often than that...
Beet: Iwas being kind
PrincipalPoop: i demand precisioon
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: I understand
EWeston: Like a few species, we're trying out mutual aultruism. If we like it we may keep it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at http://firesigntheatre.com/montage.html
PrincipalPoop: listen to more Blondie
Ralph: Blondie has a new album!!
Beet: Mutually assured altruism.
PrincipalPoop: I did not know she was still alive lol good for her
Ralph: "Pollinator"
EWeston: I keep trying quadripplettes when I play them
Cease: Blondie Pays the Rent, the adult film that launched the Firesign's career
Ralph: she is FABULOUS at 71
PrincipalPoop: maa instead of mad, ahh ok wc fields is replace by who?
Elmer Ho: she was in some bleah group in the 60s
Elmer Ho: they were called "wind in the willows" or something like that
Ralph: the Stilettoes?
Ralph: ah yes, that too
PrincipalPoop: chilites
EWeston: Acute name
Nabby: Pork?
Ralph: that was only her though, and not the rest of them
EWeston: Lean pork
PrincipalPoop: the other white meat
Elmer Ho: I misread that as "that was only her thigh?
Beet: Maybe Trump is standing in for W.C.
Ralph: time for another drink...........
rebozoette: mudnight son
Elmer Ho: yes, I could imagine using trump as a WC...
Ralph: lettuce dress him
Elmer Ho: in the British sense
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: Catherwood give Ralph a cup of hot lava
||||||||| Catherwood brings ralph a cup of hot lava.
EWeston: Mud wrestle in the sun the way the founders intended
||||||||| "9:33 PM? 9:33 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Freckles the Aardvark should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Freckles the Aardvark enters and sits on the couch.
Beet: Some say he has already been used for one.
EWeston: Nice freckles
Ralph: that woman is trying to kill me!
PrincipalPoop: now now have respect for our President loool
Beet: We've got Freckles. Welcome.
DJTweeny: Hi Freckles
Ralph: smoke digesting cannibals?
EWeston: Bannon?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
PrincipalPoop: one A was not enough ardvark?
Ralph: Bannon is not the fake President
EWeston: Never met an apocalypse he didn't like
PrincipalPoop: we have a spelling winner there, omg
Ralph: I'll not abain trust gifts from geeks
Ralph: again
EWeston: ben prakticin
PrincipalPoop: i never realized it has the word calypso in there
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:37 PM, dragging TimmMcCoy.com by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
TimmMcCoy.com: Sick McCoy is here!
Ralph: who would wear gold and be a queen
PrincipalPoop: tim
Ralph: epic calypso
EWeston: It's all a dance, or Paraguay
DJTweeny: Hi Timm
EWeston: Hi Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Hey Tweeny!
TimmMcCoy.com: Hey all!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
PrincipalPoop: Paraguay and what is the other one? famous for beef
PrincipalPoop: The paraquat industry collapsed..
EWeston: Argentiny?
PrincipalPoop: maybe lol
rebozoette: winged wings
Beet: Hi Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Anyone know the name of "The Crud 2017"? Like the FUFlu!
TimmMcCoy.com: BEET!
Beet: Is the script for this in any of the compilations?
PrincipalPoop: what is reality?
TimmMcCoy.com: Eat It Raw!
Cease: Get well soon, Timm
EWeston: A duplex in Florida
PrincipalPoop: Ned is still dead
TimmMcCoy.com: TY Cease!
EWeston: He would have wanted it that way.
Ralph: that cock may well rise again
Beet: I love the bavkground noises
Ralph: broken dreams now finished unbegun??
PrincipalPoop: gentle hyman split I will not try to find the right spelling
DJTweeny: ** - ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO: SHAKESPEARE'S LOST COMEDIE by The Firesign Theatre - http://www.bearmanormedia.com/anythynge-you-want-to-shakespeares-lost-comedie-by-the-firesign-theatre
DJTweeny: script there^^
EWeston: Maybe she had an athletic youth
PrincipalPoop: I am sure he was
Cease: album says Marie is played by Diz White. Not a wife, I presume.
EWeston: Desire crops up in the weirdess places
Beet: Thank you, Dr. Tween
DJTweeny: yw
PrincipalPoop: I thought you said wierdless, might be a useful word, someday
Cease: shakespeare invented a lot of words.
EWeston: A blah world from word to word
Ralph: shall we daunce
DJTweeny: so did GW Bush, Cat
PrincipalPoop: more like a jig
Ralph: break out the wine steward lol
Cease: lol tween
EWeston: Yah don't forget the honey wagons
PrincipalPoop: the first real
EWeston: The end of too many reels
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Stand the Irish back
rebozoette: brave braveltts
EWeston: Early gas warfare
EWeston: Makes me want to take up the bagpipesa, and throw them down
llanwydd: jfghyjfkdls
EWeston: Bag pepsie, who wrote that?
llanwydd: lol wes
Ralph: I beat a dead horse all night to meat with you
llanwydd: do you like horses?
EWeston: The oil finish is nice
rebozoette: mouse hunterling
Ralph: The Royal Bastard
EWeston: Those beatles can be vicious when they charge
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski steps in at 9:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Ralph: Fowl a la King
llanwydd: what do they charge?
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
llanwydd: Hey JAM
EWeston: Hiya Johan
Cease: Jam
PrincipalPoop: jam
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT, everybody. Sorry to be so late.
Cease: there's still an hour left
Ralph: I'll say
EWeston: Up to 5%! Nor do they deprieciate for two years
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
rebozoette: hello m honey
Ralph: also in Jersey City.........
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a depreciated hour would only be 57 mins
llanwydd: some of these lines were in the original script that I bought a copy of back in 77 or 78
Ralph: Paulacy
EWeston: As good a place for an unseasonable rule as any
PrincipalPoop: policy of politics
EWeston: Current foreign policy, don't listen to what he says/
llanwydd: with additional dialogue by Sam Taylor
Ralph: two dames were named
PrincipalPoop: juicy and policy
EWeston: One of the witches maybe
Beet: Just ordered the script and look forward to following along when arrives.
PrincipalPoop: don't break that station, omg too late
Cease: Watched it last night. Excellent flick.
Ralph: trailer bikes and chigger bites
Cease: the aliens are hilarious
Ralph: collided aimlessly in the dense gas
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: a DOMM Dear Friends broadcast “BEING ON RADIO IS MORE FUN THAN WATCHING TV”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
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PrincipalPoop: what was it, ahh brownian motion
EWeston: And mossquitoes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
llanwydd: tweeny do you sing in that RFD jingle?
rebozoette: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PrincipalPoop: ah uhh ahhhh uhhhh
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: I do not
EWeston: Zyt kaping!
DJTweeny: Haven't made any RFD promos yet
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 10:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: Hi Bunny
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
PrincipalPoop: girls with unruly bangs hubba=hubba
Ralph: a Brownie in motion?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
PrincipalPoop: hip hop bunny
Cease: Bunny!
EWeston: Bun
Bunnyboy: Yodel!
Bunnyboy: What film, cat?
Ralph: what's the lowdown on that payment
EWeston: Its life Ralph, but not as we know it
Cease: film, bunny?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You'll find out just how lowdown those payments are...
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: The bird's eye knose
Bunnyboy: Looked at log. You mentioned an excellent flick?...
Ralph: California is a sad state
PrincipalPoop: photos? a wink is as good as a nod
Cease: everything you know is wrong, on the new firesign dvd
EWeston: Everything You Know is part of it
Cease: tween was just tlkaing about watching it
Bunnyboy: Ah, yes indeed!
Cease: id only seen youtube version and the dvd is far superior
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
rebozoette: echo
PrincipalPoop: incanted
DJTweeny: it's pleasant surprise, after listening to the album all these years
EWeston: Of Eccles
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's here's an echo not in here
PrincipalPoop: moleskin plaster
EWeston: Surround the continent!
PrincipalPoop: you wanta fight about it?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: All about it!
EWeston: Wearing the most lethal footwear in the multiverse?
PrincipalPoop: Nebraska, Steelhat
Cease: that was funny
Cease: ive got some stp but we cant use it during work
rebozoette: ferids
PrincipalPoop: no colloquialisms
rebozoette: lol
rebozoette: funyons
EWeston: Dear Freds
Cease: sounds like a gogol story
PrincipalPoop: don
EWeston: That was Dear Fred's
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dear Ethyls
EWeston: Regular no no!
Bunnyboy: Adolph is no one's Dear...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, I like a no no regularly...
EWeston: Adolph, gas no friends
PrincipalPoop: repair simplicity
rebozoette: I really don't remember that
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fill in the Blank?
Beet: I often wonder where these whistling music beds come from.
EWeston: Tapioca?
PrincipalPoop: noisy bastard
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Naropa. Isn't everybody?
EWeston: He's taking the fifth! Catch him!
PrincipalPoop: theFILLBlank
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Phil in the Blank
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
EWeston: Regular lookin guy.
PrincipalPoop: thePhilBlank
Cease: Phil Proctor in the Mel Blanc Story
Beet: I guess French Lick is like French Kiss. Lots of tongue.
PrincipalPoop: I like French Dip too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, cease!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sub dude
EWeston: The French Misstake with Morey Lictk
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
EWeston: Nudges Beet its a couple this evening
PrincipalPoop: squeeze toys
rebozoette: extr Ta tarts
Elmer Ho: blow up women
Beet: A family ring
PrincipalPoop: with extra parts
EWeston: I keep my penguin on the mantle piece
PrincipalPoop: umlaut ummmm laut
PrincipalPoop: afk
EWeston: Try it without moving your lips
Beet: Ugly cock o phoney
||||||||| Elmer Ho is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:27 PM.
EWeston: I blame its diet
Beet: Where did Elmer go?
EWeston: Putin got him
Beet: Dang
rebozoette: yippy ki i eh
EWeston: Mistaking a cup of coffee for a nose. A common mistake
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let me make you a prepasition
EWeston: Don't forget the filter
Beet: Very spiritual, very inspiring.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
EWeston: A welk stall
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lawrence, E?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| 10:33 PM: ''Bob'' jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
Cease: "
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
Beet: "Warm up the set". What does that mean?
EWeston: I did not know that woman
''Bob'': Hi, all. :)
Beet: Hi Bob
DJTweeny: been a while, eh Beet?
EWeston: Hi Bob
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
''Bob'': Didn't expect to arrive her to such salacious banter.
''Bob'': /me fans himself
Beet: And the set would actually be warm to the touch.
EWeston: Tube based sets needed to warm up before the picture came on
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat
Rufus_T_Firetween: just like radios
Beet: I actually would go to the drug store to replace burnt out tubes.
DJTweeny: sure
DJTweeny: I remember tube testers in drug stores
EWeston: Me too Beet. Wemade our first color tv from a kit
PrincipalPoop: vacuum with the extra u
Beet: Cool
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
rebozoette: follow the yellow dots
DJTweeny: That's very cool EW. Heathkit?
EWeston: Lotta sodering in that thing
EWeston: Yep Tweeny
DJTweeny: Didn't know Heathkit delved into TVs
PrincipalPoop: jethro tull you dirty old sod
EWeston: We sucessfully avoided electricuting anyone
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Aqualung my friend...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign
PrincipalPoop: his wife wrote that, snot running down his nose
Bunnyboy: Jeepers! I gotta creep out. Over! Ta!
PrincipalPoop: so it worked? you got to see stuff in living color?
Beet: I ordered a kit for multiplex stereo FM. Gave it to a friend to put it together.
PrincipalPoop: hip hop buny
Cease: by bun
EWeston: bye bun
Beet: See ya bun
Rufus_T_Firetween: later Bunny
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "10:42 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
PrincipalPoop: anybody here love gerunds as much as me?
''Bob'': Pooh is basically Marvin the Paranoid Android, with less sarcasm...
EWeston: Only from a brown paper bag
Rufus_T_Firetween: P is a flaming grammarian
PrincipalPoop: eyor is on heavy drugs
DJTweeny: College Writing Center Director Says Proper Grammar is 'Racist' - http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=56296
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: being pedantic is ahh well being pedantic
EWeston: They don't seem to be working
''Bob'': s/Pooh/Eeyore/ Doh!
Beet: Catherwood get me some drugs.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Beet some drugs.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's not a lot you can say about apathy, said Eyor
rebozoette: where is the air
PrincipalPoop: in the volley balls
EWeston: You can procrastinate apathy
Rufus_T_Firetween: and basketballs
Rufus_T_Firetween: at least according to Mr. Cosby
PrincipalPoop: riiiiight
Rufus_T_Firetween: :)
EWeston: There's air or your ears wouldn't pop
Beet: Catherwood get me a little something.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Beet a little something.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
EWeston: Catherwood get me something wobbly
||||||||| Catherwood gets EWeston something wobbly to eat.
EWeston: Hash jello shots, how incopascitating
rebozoette: flace it
EWeston: As soon as I get back up
PrincipalPoop: I knew piglet would pop the balloon, did not spoil it
DJTweeny: lol P
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
DJTweeny: that was really nice of you, P
rebozoette: leg fest
PrincipalPoop: I won't tell you about the pot then
EWeston: It helps to have a spare
DJTweeny: he smoked all the pot too?
rebozoette: honey honey
EWeston: Does the Texas School Board know this
DJTweeny: hope not
EWeston: Lol Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this is from one of Texas' science textbooks, E!
EWeston: Careful editors any noways
PrincipalPoop: it goes in and out like anything
||||||||| Deputy Dang says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Deputy Dang exits at 10:56 PM.
PrincipalPoop: yes, more fun than watching tv
''Bob'': HONK! HONK!
EWeston: Ah, a nice evening , Thanks tweeny and all you mooks, and mookettes
Beet: Good session. Thanks everyone. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Night.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks all! Love, Love, Love to all!
PrincipalPoop: I enjoyed myself, anybody got a tissue?
Cease: see y'all next week, new collage
||||||||| Cease scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cease?! It's 10:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
PrincipalPoop: peace and love and rock and roll
Merlyn: good news, cat
rebozoette: ''Bob'' Beet DJTweeny EWeston Freckles the Aardvark Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Cease Captain Equinox llanwydd Nabby Ralph TimmMcCoy.com ** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** you all the best thanks tweeny
Merlyn: see y'all latté
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| 10:57 PM -- PrincipalPoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Ralph: awesome good time DJ
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Nabby: Pork?
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Freckles the Aardvark - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Bunnyboy
Captain Equinox
Cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=aywt
http://firesigntheatre.com/montage.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/anythynge-you-want-to-shakespeares-lost-comedie-by-the-firesign-theatre
http://www.cafepress.com/firesign
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=56296
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
www.planetproctor.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmore%27s_Night
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd



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