A Firesign Chat
03/09/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 09, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny steals in around 8:07 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 8:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 10:20 AM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| It's 10:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "7:11 PM? 7:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:35 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Goat Boy steals in around 8:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hello Goat Boy
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Steppenwolf)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TimmMcCoy.com falls out at 8:40 PM.
TimmMcCoy.com: GOOD EVENING WILLING SLAVES!
DJTweeny: Timm!
TimmMcCoy.com: TWEENY!
DJTweeny: How you doing tonight, fella?
TimmMcCoy.com: Steppenwolf, sweet!
DJTweeny: rge brokwn stuff mending?
TimmMcCoy.com: Great. Had a marvouls weekend!
DJTweeny: *the broken stuff mending?
TimmMcCoy.com: Performing live at MarsCon at the Hilton in Minneapolis,MN
DJTweeny: good to hear
DJTweeny: ah cool, a bunch of the people at RFD are into Marscon
TimmMcCoy.com: June, its off to Chicago for FuMPFEST!
TimmMcCoy.com: Mending well. Still working on the menatl.
DJTweeny: they talk about that one too
TimmMcCoy.com: mental
TimmMcCoy.com: Old typing fingers need an upgrade.
DJTweeny: yeah, that's the toughest of all, for sure
DJTweeny: time for a trip to Ralph Spoilsports Used and New Body Parts
TimmMcCoy.com: For Sure!
TimmMcCoy.com: Met Chris Mezzoleta at MarsCon and he was nothing but "Firesign Theatre" drops for 2 days!
TimmMcCoy.com: Mezzolesta
DJTweeny: must have been fun :)
DJTweeny: Cat's new collage is called "Addiction, Subtraction", so Steppenwolf seemed appropriate ;)
TimmMcCoy.com: The whole weekend was a mental health clinic.
DJTweeny: I'll bet
TimmMcCoy.com: 100% perfect!
DJTweeny: good therapy, I'm sure
TimmMcCoy.com: THE PUSHER!
DJTweeny: oh yeah...
||||||||| Beet steals in around 8:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: Evening folks.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: This song always creeped me out
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Beet: Dr. Tween
DJTweeny: its' a creepy topic
Beet: yup
Beet: All our "hot bats" gonna sneek in at the top of the hour?
||||||||| Cease sashays in at 8:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: usually how it happens ;)
Beet: Catherwood keep the door open please.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Beet and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Beet: Hi Cease
DJTweeny: Hi cease
Beet: Open the door Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Beet and inquires "Did you want me?"
Cease: Wow, Steppenwolfe
Beet: Never mind
DJTweeny: seemed appropriate to your collage, Cat
Beet: Flushing the goods
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: indeed, tween
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's rebozoette, just back from Durham."
Cease: Hi Beet, Goat, Rebo, Timm
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Goat Boy rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com hi all and tweeny thanks for the laughs
Beet: I love this
Beet: I rebo
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:01 PM and Ralph steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
rebozoette: whose nose
rebozoette: hi ralph
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Beet: That was, "Hi rebo".
Cease: Frank
Beet: Yo Ralph
Ralph: Jumpin gee hose of fat
Ralph: it
rebozoette: hi cat
Beet: Hello down there.
Cease: Ralph
Ralph: is Thursday!
rebozoette: yeah
||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan.
llanwydd: whaz real?
Beet: Drug oriented cuts.
Beet: Hi llan
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out ELECTRICIAN At >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-rv
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DJTweeny: Hi llan
Ralph: hiya friends.........
DJTweeny: Beet: Drug oriented cuts. << weren't hard to find lol
Ralph: bozos and bozoettes <3 <3
Beet: Got any nice cars to sell, Ralph?
llanwydd: this is the second fst album I heard back in high school
Ralph: let's just take a look........
llanwydd: I had a cool english teacher who turned us on to firesign
llanwydd: as we used to say in the 70s
rebozoette: wow
Beet: I never heard of teachers that cool.
Ralph: musta slipped thru the mental detectors
llanwydd: lol
rebozoette: procreate that
Cease: i had some cool teachers in the late 60s
Ralph: me too, and early 70's even
Beet: I never procreated anything. Sorry.
Ralph: it's worth a try, ain't it
Ralph: i need another drink
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: Oh, I tried.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elmer Ho inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
rebozoette: me neither beet but we still try lol
Elmer Ho: Hello dear friends
llanwydd: I just got home from sitting in front of the railroad tracks. a train was stopped on the tracks for half an hour and it was impossible to turn around and get out
Beet: Howdy Elmer.
llanwydd: what an ordeal
Elmer Ho: howdy Beet
llanwydd: Hey Elmer
Elmer Ho: helllllo llan
Cease: Elmer
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
llanwydd: llllol
Cease: how did that happen, llan
DJTweeny: that sux llan
Elmer Ho: hello Cease
Elmer Ho: howdy Tweeny
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
llanwydd: did indeed
DJTweeny: one time that it's good to have a smart phone with you
Beet: I can see the chief facing the camera with a tear trickling down his cheek.
llanwydd: I had my smart phone at home charging
DJTweeny: :/
Ralph: ah yes, Veteran's Day
llanwydd: I dont know how or why it happened cat
DJTweeny: I bought one of this little portable charging sticks
DJTweeny: holds about 2 full phone charges
DJTweeny: love how the wind segues into the joint toke
Elmer Ho: yknow, I never noticed that before
Cease: that is pretty
Beet: Boy they had all these sounds so perfect.
DJTweeny: "made it out of my own sandless" lol
Elmer Ho: even at the 8,643rd listening there's always something new in FST classic work
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:14 PM, dragging nabby by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Cease: nabb
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:14 PM and late as usual, it's E, just back from Hellmouth."
llanwydd: hey nab
Beet: hi nab
nabby: Oh my god it's still warm
DJTweeny: amazing, isn't it Elmer?
DJTweeny: Hi nabby
E: Evenin' all! Dex says hi, we had lunch yesterday.
Beet: Hi E
||||||||| At 9:14 PM, E rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
nabby: Hey Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Cease: E
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
llanwydd: hey e
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cease: The queen cometh
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Elmer Ho: hlo E
Elayne: I asked him if he had any messages for the group, and he said, and I quote, "Keep on keeping on."
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
nabby: Hey Elayne
Elmer Ho: so hows the bass (?) Elayne?
Elayne: He won't be on chat for awhile, his computer's really busted and fixing it isn't a high priority.
nabby: Hey all
Elayne: Hi nabby!
Beet: "Tantric" for "Tonto"
nabby: One of my fave sections 4 sure
DJTweeny: I think I might envy a lifestyle which doesn't require having a computer ;)
Cease: Dexter Fong?
Beet: I like when the horse turns into an elephant.
DJTweeny: yeah, great moment
nabby: classic!
rebozoette: hi e
rebozoette: hi nabby
nabby: hey reboz
Ralph: but it's really good roadapple Leftenant
Elayne: Yes Cat, that Dex.
nabby: good sound fx throughout
Cease: Is he well?
nabby: there ya go Beet
Ralph: sacred tablets lol
nabby: lol
Elayne: Very well, Cat. He says he walks more slowly but I couldn't really tell. Stilll smoking like a chimney.
Cease: he really raced around with me in nyc, climbed his stairs like a gazelle while i huffed and puffed
rebozoette: neopolitrain
Beet: Beatles quote
Elayne: He's not gazelle-ing any more that I know of. :)
DJTweeny: yeah, great parody of the Beatles lyrics
Ralph: i can hear it now..........
Elayne: Well, the whole guru thing was probably a take on the Maharaji.
DJTweeny: doubtless
rebozoette: it tickles ya there
Elayne: I love this bit, because all the hippies are actually Oldies.
Cease: India was very In
Beet: lol
DJTweeny: you bet
nabby: very ungroovy
nabby: lol E
Cease: we are now
Elayne: Lots of Oldie but Goldie Cities nowadays...
DJTweeny: yes, and here we are :) lol
nabby: There's Tweeny
DJTweeny: hiyo
rebozoette: nip lace
nabby: catherwood give everyone a bong hit
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a bong hit.
Ralph: very surrealistic
rebozoette: ty
DJTweeny: /me could use one
nabby: kaff koff sorry
DJTweeny: guess I have to make friends with Willie
Beet: Is that John or Bobby?
Ralph: bobby
nabby: great question!
rebozoette: backbone slip
DJTweeny: Would have to be Bobby, since the album is '68
nabby: I figured Bobby
Cease: proc is still doing rfk
Elayne: Beet, that Proctor impression was supposed to be Hubert H. Humphrey, I believe.
Ralph: i have the best little snoop dogg herbal vape unit
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
nabby: oh!
DJTweeny: ah, could be Elayne
Elayne: Always sounded more like Humphrey than a Keneedy to me.
||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 9:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTweeny: now that you mention it
DJTweeny: Hi P
Ralph: Eeeenteresting
PrincipalPoop: ha low
Beet: Yo Poop[
nabby: Hello PPoop
Cease: he mentioned on facebook what he was giong to do rfk or had jusr done so for some project
Ralph: Major Hitt
Cease: poop
DJTweeny: We should ask Proc next time he's here
Ralph: (y)
Beet: Any update on his book?
nabby: cool
Elayne: Always loved the "Ramparts we read" line.
Elayne: I was just a little too young to have read Ramparts.
Ralph: thanks for that little embellishment E
Ralph: me too
Beet: Time for Kafka
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
Ralph: kaf kaf kaf
Ralph: ka
Beet: Gezoondheit
Elayne: Side 2 isn't neary as amusing to me nowadays, considering our immigration horrors...
DJTweeny: is that the noise you make when you smoke a Soviet bong?
nabby: omg Ramparts we read lol
nabby: koff
Ralph: czech it again
Elayne: "This is definitely not my bag."
Elmer Ho: "this is definitely not my bag"
Elmer Ho: lol
Elayne: Therefore, I bid you adieu. Next week or not, all!
Elmer Ho: great minds, etc
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
DJTweeny: be well, Elayne
PrincipalPoop: night E
||||||||| Around 9:30 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
Beet: Nite, Elayne.
Ralph: hey, Elayne bid me
PrincipalPoop: au revoir
nabby: Take care E
Cease: By El
DJTweeny: lol Ralph
Beet: Lord Kichener was the first to "fall over".
PrincipalPoop: Lord Kitchener
Ralph: has won more battles than he has fought!
nabby: generated veneered
DJTweeny: defninitely cough-kaesque
nabby: lol
rebozoette: bring that up again
Ralph: khah khah khah
nabby: frick and frack
PrincipalPoop: and Art Phelgming
rebozoette: wait a minute you say animals live on this planet too
Ralph: Phlegming?
Beet: Whaat a show!
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski steps in at 9:34 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: you dumbelly
nabby: Blech
PrincipalPoop: cough hack cough
nabby: Hi JAM
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
PrincipalPoop: jam the man
Beet: Hey JAM
nabby: kiff
rebozoette: hahaha
Ralph: ya gotta cough to get off
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maybe yes, maybe no. Do I know what THIS is?
nabby: when you're right you're right and you're right
Ralph: it's a pickle!
PrincipalPoop: a brown paper bag
Cease: Jam
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
DJTweeny: this bit could be Python
Ralph: you're under a rest!
DJTweeny: (of course way before Python)
nabby: Let's arrest Trump for impersonating a president
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello everybody! Hope everyone's well, or at least happy this evening!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
Ralph: along with everyone who voted for him
nabby: Happy as heck you?
Beet: Leather always involved
rebozoette: that not legal here
PrincipalPoop: no good, no jury of rational citizens would believe it
rebozoette: that legal there
Ralph: I'm rent with compassion
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let's charge him with impersonating a human being
Beet: Sounds like Clinton, Reagan.
nabby: untimely crane accident
PrincipalPoop: did you know that legal can be different than lawful? oh those lawyers and judges lol
nabby: lol JAM
Ralph: or Glenn Beck
nabby: you're messing with my head PPoop
Ralph: or fucking Alex Jones
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And a poor impersonation at that!
Beet: ugh
nabby: I love this show, er, track
Ralph: time for another Major Hitt
llanwydd: dont get me started on alex jones
DJTweeny: not really interested in that, Ralph lol
Ralph: ok
PrincipalPoop: Jaundice
nabby: Hi llan
Ralph: beat the Reefer!!
Beet: Beat The Clock?
llanwydd: hi nabby
rebozoette: degy dengy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I love Waiting for the Electrician
PrincipalPoop: the final threshold
DJTweeny: Going to be interesting to see how Trump's AG deals with States with legal weed
nabby: Catherwood give everyone a really big disease.
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a really big disease.
Ralph: LOL
PrincipalPoop: oh no C, don't ohhhhh
nabby: aww you didn't BTR
rebozoette: oh mine is not killing me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And P. Poop's right about legal / lawful. It can be both yet still immoral.
nabby: ackkkkkkkk
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Beet: When the Storm Troops, er, National Guard start marching . . .
nabby: ackkkkk
Ralph: you've got Glaubner's disease
Ralph: hey, fighting's out of style...... fun's where the fair's at!!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Uh oh. Looks like the really big disease Catherwood gave was poverty.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Johan Amadeus Myjetski
nabby: omg not Glaubner's
Ralph: yes,nabby, it's very sad........
Elmer Ho: very much like the lineup to go into the hole in EYKIW
PrincipalPoop: I am with nabby on this, please lord not glaubners...
nabby: the only cure is Elven hemp
rebozoette: I wouldn't even if I could
Ralph: i'll take twelve then
PrincipalPoop: Of the Hemp sisters?
nabby: well that's what I heard
Beet: Fill me a pipe, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood fills Beet a pipe.
nabby: lol Beet
nabby: Great crash + echo
PrincipalPoop: no pipe, give me a joint, or reefer, not one of those gd blunts
Cease: Catherwood is useful tonight
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Cease and asks "Did you want me?"
rebozoette: heavy breading
nabby: agree PPoop!
rebozoette: taffyish
Beet: This is where one says, "OH SHIIIIIT!?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
rebozoette: yeah ty
nabby: heavy breadth
nabby: Great album!
Elmer Ho: heavy breeding
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: several cuts from the DEAR FRIENDS album
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DEAR FRIENDS at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Saw an article today claiming rectal marijuana more effective than smoking it.
nabby: Thumbs up Tweeny
DJTweeny: thanks nabby :)
Beet: You don't have to inhale.
nabby: Oh no, JAM
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
PrincipalPoop: I love the story of the sleeping pill suppository, the ad says that you are asleep before you remove your finger
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln
DJTweeny: lol
nabby: I actually don't know how to respond
rebozoette: cunt trees
nabby: koff
rebozoette: wow
Ralph: can you really fly from Burbank to Oxnard?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lends new meaning to Thai stick...
PrincipalPoop: I am old school, except for taking temperatures I guess
nabby: lol
rebozoette: in low gear
nabby: awww thai stick stop I'm sniffling
nabby: sniffle
DJTweeny: lol
PrincipalPoop: Grace slick had someone blow cocaine in a straw up there... how did we get started on this topic?
Ralph: mmmmmmm
Beet: Being stoned is so nice.
llanwydd: I remember thai stick. that was long long ago
Ralph: i fondly remember Thai sticks
nabby: Jim class
PrincipalPoop: those were the days my friend...
llanwydd: what the hell were the sticks for?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jim had class? You sure?
nabby: stick em in your ears and nose and hope for the best
Beet: I only ever heard about Thai sticks.
PrincipalPoop: sticks for breaking bones, stones too
Ralph: they hold the little tiny twisted sticky leaves on
Cease: very strong, beet. you would remember
nabby: these buds of thai weed wrapped around a stem or stick with a strand of hemp
PrincipalPoop: hey you smoking mother nature, this is a bust
rebozoette: flyer fires
DJTweeny: Thai Stick - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_stick
Ralph: and the aroms??? omfg
nabby: there we go
Ralph: armoa
Beet: Sounds nice
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: I'm free
Ralph: aroma
nabby: rasta hair lol
rebozoette: tune in
nabby: free as the wind
PrincipalPoop: I am not free, but I am reasonably priced
rebozoette: wow
Beet: Makes me want to watch Cheech and Chong
Ralph: RIP
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I's expensive!
DJTweeny: does, doesn't it?
PrincipalPoop: I ought to go to the marijuana store tomorrow and legally buy some hash oil, omg
Ralph: going back to Denver in June
nabby: sweet PPoop
nabby: you should
DJTweeny: does it taste like corned beef?
Beet: Have you done that before, Poop?
Ralph: still have some of those yummy gummies
nabby: great with sunny side up eggs
PrincipalPoop: not for years and it used to be daily, that is why I reluctant to start up again lol
nabby: we have pot stores all over the place - they're awesome
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Speaking of RIP, I spent last evening listening to Dan Hicks & the Hot Licks...
PrincipalPoop: stop breaking stations tween
Beet: Can't imagine what that's like Nab
nabby: great stuff DJ Tween
nabby: like a dream come true but come on over we'll get some
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ADDICTION, SUBTRACTION”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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DJTweeny: thanks nabby :)
Beet: I wouldn't mind passing something around with you fine folks
Ralph: amen brotuha
Ralph: brutha
DJTweeny passes a virtual joint
Ralph: ffffffffffffffffft
Elmer Ho: ok, I'm virtually stoned
PrincipalPoop: that might be it also, I have no smoking buddies. I know they are easy to find though lol
Ralph: here reba, have a draft
rebozoette: hitchhikers guide lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Do don't bogart that joint, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and mumbles "oh, fuck off Johan Amadeus Myjetski!"
DJTweeny: they ended the draft, Ralph
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Ralph: i feel a draft....
PrincipalPoop: draft beer is fine
Beet: It;s Nature!
rebozoette: rats
Ralph: it's in the water
Cease: thanks to timm for a clean version of this
Elmer Ho: WTF is this???
Elmer Ho: my kinda stuff
nabby: meatless hot creatures please
Ralph: sparkly
Beet: Make mine medium rare.
nabby: rat in a box
PrincipalPoop: terrier water, bubbly water from the innards of a terrier
PrincipalPoop: rat park lol
nabby: blech
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Animation About Rat Park >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Rat+Park%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=153FE5349E434E753BF3153FE5349E434E753BF3&FORM=VIRE, f
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
nabby: Pork?
Cease: thanks tween
Ralph: Thompkins?
Elmer Ho: my fellow merkins
Elmer Ho: this is another nice collage Cat
rebozoette: cut the price
Ralph: UB40
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** In the Realm of the Hungry Ghosts >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO3zDOncbzc&feature=youtu.be
Elmer Ho: just curious, how long does it take to put one together?
Beet: This is good.
DJTweeny: check the rat link cease, I don't know that it parsed properly
Cease: about a week
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gotta run need to go for tonight! THANK You a EVERYBODY!! Love, love & love to all!
nabby: It is the nourishment interval
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
nabby: I must go chow
DJTweeny: later, Johan
rebozoette: gum fun
nabby: Goodnight all & be groovy!
Beet: see you next time, JAM.
DJTweeny: meange bien, nabby
rebozoette: nite nabby
DJTweeny: *mange
Beet: You leaving too, Nab? G'Nite.
DJTweeny: is the rat link good, Cat?
Cease: by nab
Cease: mine just loaded, tween
PrincipalPoop: not the chemicals, it is the cage? nicolas or John
rebozoette: glasses now you see it
PrincipalPoop: oops night N
DJTweeny: OK Cat, so it's what you wanted?
||||||||| 10:07 PM: PeterO jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Cease: ok i'll try them all now
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: Hi Peter
Cease: this is iggy pop on maron
Cease: peter
Elmer Ho: burroughs?
Beet: Prisons are the new slavery.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: Hi Peter.
Cease: gabor loaded but they are both slow links.
Elmer Ho: welcome Peter
DJTweeny: Prison labor is big business Beet, for sure
Beet: You mean you can just go to a meeting and find God?
PrincipalPoop: that or read the Bible pronounced Bib Ell
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Ralph: where are all the Girl Scout Cookies
PrincipalPoop: is that a Joni Mitchell song?
Beet: This is hilarious.
Elmer Ho: long time passing
Ralph: iJudy Collins?
Rufus_T_Firetween: lol P
PeterO: Hello, all.
Ralph: Peter Payl and Mary
PrincipalPoop: take a wiff on me
PrincipalPoop: hi peter
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Ralph: Speed kills
PrincipalPoop: Tom Collins, please
Elmer Ho: found out that Der Wienerschnitzel does not sell wienerschnitzel - believe it or don't
DJTweeny: Wonder if Ray did that ad as part of a plea bargain for a drug bust
rebozoette: oh my
Cease: I will put that Judy Collins song in an upcoming collage.
rebozoette: who is ready for total reality
DJTweeny: is that the new Arrrnold movie?
rebozoette: i phone madness
PrincipalPoop: a sense of control, don't allow that
rebozoette: right ppoop
Ralph: stephen and judy in New Haven, Aug '17
DJTweeny: nice
Beet: A good example for all.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Ralph: just sayin
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: I don
Cease: i wonder if she still sings sunny goodge street
Ralph: yes, but k.d. land said.....
Ralph: lang
PrincipalPoop: oops I don't mind my mind lol
Elmer Ho: what is this Cat?
Ralph: how bad could it be
Cease: this is a local doc named gabor mate. this is this ted talk.
Cease: there are many flaws in his logic
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** In the Realm of the Hungry Ghosts >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO3zDOncbzc&feature=youtu.be
Ralph: RD Laing / k.d. lang
Cease: but he's the biggest name in our massive opiate crisis.
Ralph: never put that together b4
Elmer Ho: he gets some things write and others wrong
Elmer Ho: s/write/right/
PrincipalPoop: beer, use beer
Elmer Ho: or not
Ralph: oh boy, here we go
Cease: you jsut heard this
Beet: Pour me a beer, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood brings Beet a beer.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
PrincipalPoop: deja deja ah something
Ralph: Roll me a couple of bombers, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rolls Ralph a couple of bombers.
Cease: i think fireisng comedy routines have as much knowledge as any of the experts on the subject
DJTweeny: could be, Cat
Ralph: Leave them on the side table, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Ralph
PrincipalPoop: Fill the hookah Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to PrincipalPoop and says "Would you like something?"
Ralph: lLOL
Beet: The Art of the Deal
rebozoette: smokem or what
Ralph: back that suckr right up
DJTweeny tries to imagine Trump buying drugs and arguing for the best price
Ralph: Hand one of those bombers to rebozoette, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood hands one of those bombers to rebozoette.
rebozoette: we are all in this boat train
Cease: i bet has the BEST drugs
rebozoette: thanks ralph what a sweetie
Cease: he
Ralph: <3 <3 <3
DJTweeny: Trump sure was sniffling a lot during the debates
rebozoette: am I still here
Beet: The earth is running out of room for our crap.
Ralph: i wish you weren't lol
llanwydd: well I gotta be going. see you next week probably
rebozoette: bye llan
Beet: See ya llan
PrincipalPoop: llan
DJTweeny: be well, llan
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:23 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
DJTweeny: I'd say that power could be viewed as an addiction
Ralph: also $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Cease: be alive, llan
DJTweeny: great topic, Cat
DJTweeny: sure, wealth brings a sort of power
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| PeterO - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: hurry up and wait
Elmer Ho: gotta scoot - thanks all
||||||||| At 10:26 PM, Elmer Ho vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Cease: by elmer
PrincipalPoop: ok elmer
DJTweeny: bye Elmer
Beet: this is quite good
Cease: i dont try and make bad ones, beet
PrincipalPoop: Be the lamp, be a rock, get a job
Ralph: find delight within
Ralph: THAT'S WHY POT IS NOT LEGAL
Beet: You definitely the man.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
DJTweeny: excellent food for thought
Beet: nice
rebozoette: we are controlled
Cease: this is from an ossman show called Still Waiting for the Electrician.
rebozoette: weigh this much read this much work this much
DJTweeny: I could make a whole show out of that
DJTweeny: maybe I should sometime
PrincipalPoop: I am not controlled. why the heck did I write that?
rebozoette: right arms
Cease: you could indeed, tween
DJTweeny: It's an hour by itself
Ralph: an hour? how perfect
DJTweeny: maybe I'll make a note to do a special sjow playing that first and then Electrician
rebozoette: tv anyone lol
Ralph: tv, or not tv?
Ralph: that IS the question
rebozoette: makes us look silly
PrincipalPoop: No I am not a transvestite, I just like wearing pretty things
rebozoette: but time is needed to be wasted lol
Cease: This is Ponta De Areia by Milton Nascimento, on Wayne Shorter's Native Dancer album
Ralph: i need much more time to be wasted
DJTweeny: cool
DJTweeny: love Weather Report
Ralph: have tix to see Wayne Shorter in about a month
Beet: Some nice sound.
Ralph: WITH Herbie Hancock
Cease: good for you, ralph
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: nice, Ralph
DJTweeny: wow, great combo
PrincipalPoop: sweet
Ralph: will be my 3rd time seeing HH within 12 months
Ralph: saw Chick Corea 4 TIMES in late '16
DJTweeny: fantastic :)
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
PrincipalPoop: coming back to planet Earth anytime soon?
Beet: Hardly anything higher in the world than music in the right hands.
Ralph: with SO MANY others
Ralph: Bela Fleck, Hubert Laws, John McLaughlin, David Wooten..........
Ralph: Lenny White
Beet: Wow
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: reckon on a re con
Beet: Saw Bela twice. Great show
Beet: That was superb.
rebozoette claps and sends thanks to cat wow
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
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'
Cease: glad you liked it. additction news is almost all the news in vancouvber these days. next week, i call to the stand, Alexis De Tocqueville
PrincipalPoop: that was horrible cat stop that and don't do it again. awful just awful. got that?
Cease: sorry poop
rebozoette: yeah to the 10th
DJTweeny: lolol
Cease: rofl
PrincipalPoop: lol afk for a smoke, I need to be control for a few seconds lol
Beet: Think I'm going to bug out. Kinda tired. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cat. Thanks Tween. See ya next time.
PrincipalPoop: night beet beet
rebozoette: regnard
Cease: keep em beeting
rebozoette: whoops lol
Ralph: who got to be in this audience?? and where was I???
Ralph: LOFL
Ralph: worthlefth
rebozoette: hard knocks
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!!” at >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
Ralph: it all came Russian back to me
Cease: Was it a bear back?
PrincipalPoop: are you finnish?
PrincipalPoop: back
PrincipalPoop: in your eyes lt. Bradshaw
rebozoette: buttcha
Cease: Finnish dressing: What, you want dressing with that?
Ralph: dare i say, better than the original????
PrincipalPoop: I got your stuffing ready
Ralph: santa barbarra
PrincipalPoop: the laughs and catcalls don't do it for me, I want the unadulterated hehe
Ralph: hhahahahaha
PrincipalPoop: those laughs are better, darn you Ralph
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
rebozoette: cheesey pharmacology
DJTweeny: Their live shows are so much fun :)
Ralph: hhahahahaha
rebozoette: I picked up my cues lol
PrincipalPoop: the creation of cheese wizz
Ralph: it's soooooooo good
rebozoette: silky silklets
||||||||| rebozoette sneaks away to The Chapel...
Ralph: red light
Cease: does dave chapelle have his own room?
||||||||| rebozoette walks in and says "It's 10:55 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?"
rebozoette: echo late
PrincipalPoop: wb rebozoette
rebozoette: lol
Ralph: the look of successful evacuation
PrincipalPoop: is the chapel nice? looks quiet
rebozoette: lol
Ralph: no way, already??
PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, thank you Austin and yest thanks cat and all
Ralph: bravo Kurt and Cat
Cease: we do our best
PrincipalPoop: yes, someone screws with clock while in here..
Ralph: and is it ever
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: night all
||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny Goat Boy PrincipalPoop Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Beet great time all and thanks cat and nice to meet ya ralph and tweeny always great
Cease: Next week, all
||||||||| 10:58 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Ralph: nice to meet ya reba and likewise to all concerned
rebozoette: sunday may be snow time
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: snow in NC in March??
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| nabby - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Goat Boy - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
E
Elayne
Elmer Ho
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
nabby
PeterO
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
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http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Rat+Park%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=153FE5349E434E753BF3153FE5349E434E753BF3&FORM=VIRE
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
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