A Firesign Chat
03/30/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 30, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 6:55 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and George Stevens gets out at 8:08 PM.
George Stevens: Tick-tock! Eight O'clock, time to stop at the Terminal Lounge!
George Stevens: Triple drinks double-priced!
George Stevens: It's Kabloona Hour!
George Stevens: Extra straws! Good ol' Mickey.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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DJTweeny: Hi George. Music in 12 minutes
George Stevens: Hey DJTweeny. Just sort of lurking till the chat starts.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Music About Borders)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Outside, the 8:45 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving TimmMcCoy.com coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
TimmMcCoy.com: HELLO WILLING SLAVES!
DJTweeny: no problem :)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts EWeston into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:46 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny George and, Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Hola!
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Timm
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| George Stevens - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: He was so young!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Little feat
EWeston: And Cease
cease: Ah, the feat
DJTweeny: Hi cease
cease: Hi all
EWeston: Clouds clearing up your way?
cease: i use a lil feat tune in the collage i'm just finishing now
DJTweeny: cool
cease: the sun. we forgot what it was
DJTweeny: Was talking to another guy from Van in a chat and he was talking about all the rain
cease: linda and little feat
EWeston: Alex Jones says the Venusian stole it.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 30, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: most in 60 years in march, apparently.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits at the bar.
DJTweeny: wow, that's a lot of wet stuff
rebozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston Rufus_T_Firetween TimmMcCoy.com hello and thanks for all the fun
DJTweeny: Hi lurkerette
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Mz, ERebozoette
cease: hi rebo
cease: this after the most snow i've ever seen in this city. it felt more like my home province, saskatchewan
||||||||| 9:02 PM: Elmer Ho jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Elmer Ho: hello dear friends
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:03 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
EWeston: Elmer sited aye
cease: Elmer
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:03 PM, dragging Elmer Ho by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Elmer Ho: hello dear fiends
Elmer Ho: shit
Elmer Ho: ...friends
EWeston: Hang in there Elmer
Elmer Ho: hanging by a gossamer thread
EWeston: Father Urpo?
rebozoette: hey ho
Elmer Ho: howdy rebozoetter E Rufus Timm cease tweeny
Elmer Ho: did i miss anybody?
Elmer Ho: did you miss me?
DJTweeny: Using me new Mac for the first time during a show this evening
DJTweeny: will streat the streamer out during my Sunday show
DJTweeny: *test
Elmer Ho: none of us can spell toningt....
EWeston: I gender indeterminated you
Elmer Ho: grrr - reboot time again
Elmer Ho: back in a flash.. rod flash
||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
rebozoette: we all hear
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “EAT OR BE EATEN”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out EOBE at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd
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Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:12 PM and Elmer Ho steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Florida."
llanwydd: hows everybody?
||||||||| Merlyn sashays in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: i didnt know of this album until years after it came out. really until the internet connected me to fellow firefans. i didnt know there were other firefans.
cease: hi llan
cease: merl
Merlyn: hay awl
EWeston: Ello sailors
rebozoette: back attack
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Elmer Ho: howdy merl
EWeston: Time it was sheared anyway
||||||||| Catherwood ushers PrincipalPoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
PrincipalPoop: hahaha I found my way in, despite the old way gone away somewhere gone
cease: Poop. this is like years ago. regulars!
EWeston: Princepalled Poop a meme for our time
DJTweeny: Hi P
Elmer Ho: hullo PP
EWeston: Yep the usual way was labeled a hostile website by my anti virus stuff
PrincipalPoop: HI M and I and C and R and Ew and Eh
Elmer Ho: just call us MICREwEh
llanwydd: I tried that riddle on somebody once and he was irritated by it
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
llanwydd: hi tween
Elmer Ho: who's the female voic
PrincipalPoop: the regulars here are too smart to be kept once we know it really exists, somewhere
llanwydd: hawkmoth
PrincipalPoop: oops to be kept away
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
PrincipalPoop: how is everybody? except you, you know I hate your guts lool
Elmer Ho: well that's not very nice
cease: since i found alt.comedy.firesign, someitme in 93, all kinds of wonderful things have happened
EWeston: I went for a walk in the bogs. They didn't get me this time either
PrincipalPoop: no, not you, the other guy, calm down
llanwydd: I rememger a.c.f.
Elmer Ho: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!1!!!111
llanwydd: whatever happened to usenet?
PrincipalPoop: how did I login with an empty coffee mug? brb
Elmer Ho: usenet tunred into google groups
rebozoette: 5 finger discount
Rufus_T_Firetween: Llan >> Laura Quinn as Hawkmoth
Rufus_T_Firetween: in the liner notes
llanwydd: aha
EWeston: More pep pills!!
DJTweeny: Quinn is featured in Power, right Cat?
llanwydd: I used to read the album notes when I had EOBE on vinyl
PrincipalPoop: usenet still exists, so I hear, got to try a little harder to get in. I did not find a chat entry at the firesign site, I came in through kirks facebook comment lol
cease: i think so, tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln << Liner Notes
cease: i dont know hwo started the original firesign alt.comedy group. elayne would know
llanwydd: if I rememger right, some firesign albums didnt even have an inner sleeve
llanwydd: how do I keep putting a g in rememgber?
cease: i got online in 93. how much earlier was there an internet?
rebozoette: messin with yur zazoo
Elmer Ho: you hit that key between f and h
DJTweeny: must be a Welsh spelling
llanwydd: lol
PrincipalPoop: or between t and b
Elmer Ho: you mean Welgsh
llanwydd: internet was a military invention, I hear
Elmer Ho: i didn't know Al Gore was in the military
DJTweeny: it was
PrincipalPoop: i don't think that was internet yet cease, bulletin boards and such not really sites...
DJTweeny: haha Elmer
llanwydd: gore? what did he do?
Elmer Ho: internet was invented by DARPA - the D is for "defense" so llan is right
cease: this is before netscape.
PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah a communication system to deliver messages after somebody dropped the big one(s)
DJTweeny: This is such a good parody of Hill Street Blues
PrincipalPoop: Not Saint Elsewhere?
cease: wouldnt work so well if you never saw the show
DJTweeny: there a difference between the internwt and the world-wide web (civilian)
DJTweeny: but we just call it the internet
DJTweeny: at least that's my understanding
PrincipalPoop: it is all the information superhighway, wheeeee
cease: yes, the web.
DJTweeny: lol
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:29 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
EWeston: Mz E
llanwydd: hi elayne
PrincipalPoop: ask E, E will know, Hi E
Elmer Ho: well hello there Elayne
cease: hi el. we were just discussing the origins of the firesign on line. you owuld know
DJTweeny: << cease: i dont know hwo started the original firesign alt.comedy group. elayne would know >>
cease: i menitoned her name and she appears.
Elayne: Cat, I wouldn't know. I have no Dr. Episodic Memory.
DJTweeny: lol
PrincipalPoop: I thought that was me that had that. and CRS
rebozoette: cease DJTweeny Elayne Elmer Ho EWeston llanwydd PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetweehello again
Elayne: http://stason.org/TULARC/humour/firesign-theatre/1-1-3-The-newsgroups-and-fan-clubs-Firesign-Theatre.html
PrincipalPoop: re rebo
cease: you remember starting falafal?
DJTweeny: hello again rebo
llanwydd: who started falafal?
llanwydd: I believe it is spelled falafel
Elmer Ho: that's the christmas song, right?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Elayne: Archived: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.fan.firesign-theatre
Elayne: Yes, I started Four-Alarm FIRESIGNal, it was an offshoot of the Firesign pages I ran in INSIDE JOKE.
Elayne: And I abbreviated it FAlaFal even though I know that's not the correct spelling.
rebozoette: lol
llanwydd: aha
Elayne: At a guess, Niles Ritter probaby started alt.fan.firesign-theatre
Elayne: He was in charge of the FAQ at least.
cease: it was wonderful. brought me in touch with a whole new wolrd
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
Elayne: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/alt.fan.firesign-theatre/alt.fan.firesign-theatre$20firehead$20head%7Csort:relevance/alt.fan.firesign-theatre/vqWCCkOjxOk/h4kayRd29iEJ
PrincipalPoop: Did the guy with the eels in his hovercraft ever get that fixed?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Elayne: Here are all the issues of FAlaFal: http://firesignal.chromiumswitch.org/firesignal.html
EWeston: He bought them their own hovercraft
DJTweeny: That Bad Translation Book skit is fun
cease: i treasure my paper copies
Elmer Ho: take off your shoes
Elayne: And here's INSIDE JOKE: http://insidejoke.chromiumswitch.org/
PrincipalPoop: lordy lordy E wow wow wow
Elayne: Tom Gedwillo, late of Chromium Switch, hosts both my newsletters from the '80s and thereabouts.
cease: Niles Ritter. He started it all, didn't he?
DJTweeny: Tom's still doing Chromium Switch on Facebook, as far as I know
rebozoette: revegate
cease: remember seeing video of you and ritter and firesigns at a restaurant in la
Elayne: FIRESIGNal began as an INSIDE JOKE column.
PrincipalPoop: wait wait, I have seen these before, I recall get lost of hours in there careful everyone, it is a trap lool
Elmer Ho: i may have to break down and get a facebook account
Elayne: I just looked at V2 #10, that has FIRESIGNal #2 in it on page 19.
DJTweeny: Chromium Switch on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
Elayne: Yep, that means V 2#9 was my first FIRESIGNal colum (page 18).
Elayne: Not sure how long FIRESIGNal ran before I spun it off, and frankly I'm too tired to look it up, but y'all are welcome to.
Elayne: Anyway, it's all online now so I don't have to do any more work for you :) :)
Elayne is not your monkey!
PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah, we can see you had your fun ;)
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “BORDERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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DJTweeny: I haaven't posted the new collage yet
DJTweeny: ill work on it now
cease: niles says hello as ralph spoilsport on 5/4/93. i first seem to appear on 12/9/93
Elayne: There are two Chromium Switch FB groups.
DJTweeny: still getting used to this new keyboard
cease: no work for el? is that a good thing?
Elayne: It's just This... and Chromium Switch Radio.
DJTweeny: This does sound like Constant Craving, Cat
PrincipalPoop: I will thank you E if you did all that for thanks... wow wow wow
rebozoette: wow
cease: doesnt it ever?
cease: i posted that to her facebook page and she said she'd never been compared to kd before. was quite happy
PrincipalPoop: 84 or 85?
DJTweeny: cool
cease: that bird sound reminds me of the brazillian song Bird Boy, which will be on next week's collage
cease: love the way she said "fool"
Elmer Ho: gotta go - bunch of homework to grade
Elmer Ho: will read the archives later
DJTweeny: good luck, Elmer
PrincipalPoop: hidey ho ho
EWeston: By yah Elmer
Elmer Ho: good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cease: off you go, by choice this time, elmer
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:45 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Elayne: Niht Elmer!
rebozoette: nite elmer
DJTweeny: OK, the new collage is available now
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: my ears are not made for new songs and certainly new girl sung songs. I assume she is singing in english but I don't understand a word lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ehh?
Elayne: Thanks Tween, I've just bookmarked it.
PrincipalPoop: I need the closed caption please
cease: you can look the words up online
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
PrincipalPoop: look up what? you are cruel lol
EWeston: That's your ears man.
Elayne: Time to check out the insides of my eyelids. Next week, all1!
DJTweeny: Firesign needs 'closed captioning for the humor-impaired'
cease: i just the chords, or whatever, were similar. certainly not the voices.
DJTweeny: rest well, Elayne
cease: keep well, el.
PrincipalPoop: Best E and oh my thanks
EWeston: See yer Elayne
rebozoette: take care e'
cease: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kdlang/constantcraving.html
PrincipalPoop: thanks cool, should I know who k d lang is?
DJTweeny: She was pretty famous a while back
cease: she's in the background when you go to stores.
PrincipalPoop: oh her loool, I was thinking of the one who married johnny cash and reba and patsy and
EWeston: I don't know if you have a need to know
DJTweeny: k.d. lang - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K.d._lang
PrincipalPoop: a canadian, nevermind loool
PrincipalPoop: is that siren in the collage or outside?
cease: yes. this was recorded at a downtown radio station. lotsa noise
PrincipalPoop: ok lol
cease: new years eve, 99. the same time radio now takes place
rebozoette: small
PrincipalPoop: is that my phone?
llanwydd: I remember new years eve 99/00
PrincipalPoop: more women singing, but I can make out some of her words...
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
PrincipalPoop: I might know that voice, who is it? lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny takes it some frequency ranges do not agree with PrincP
PrincipalPoop: bad ears, deaf in one and cannot hear in the other, hearing aids are trying to help
rebozoette: yes thanks cat
PrincipalPoop: you challenge me cease, stretch my listening skills, thanks
cease: that explains it.
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from Peter Bergman’s Radio Free Oz show podcasts - “JOINING THE CAMELS IN HELL: THE BEST OF THE BEST, JUNE 2010”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
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PrincipalPoop: hahahaha cool
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
PrincipalPoop: the bob hope studios lol
PrincipalPoop: a pyramid dropped on greenland? how did I never hear about that before?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 10:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: hi jam
PrincipalPoop: hi jam
EWeston: Johan
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: trailing clouds goory, I am down...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: glory not glory
rebozoette: brinkish
EWeston: And marching, to diner?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good evening all!
DJTweeny: Hallejulia!
rebozoette: hi jam
PrincipalPoop: that gd bird is annoying
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: kinda loud ;)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was just thinking that PP
EWeston: He's taken to nesting on the microwave
DJTweeny: New Tarleans lol
DJTweeny: This was obviously at the time of the BP Oil Spill
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DJTweeny: ready did serious damage to the Gulf ecology
||||||||| 10:13 PM: Young Guy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
PrincipalPoop: I recall watching that cam lol
DJTweeny: Hi Young Guy
cease: hi guy
EWeston: You a speedy cruiser boat?
PrincipalPoop: a young guy, you want some candy little boy?
Young Guy: Ahoy, severals.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Guy!
DJTweeny: Hallejulia!
EWeston: Tha severals are swarming
Young Guy: (side to PP: "Stand back, Bradshaw. Roto Noto programmed for female defense!"
Young Guy: )
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
PrincipalPoop: Skittles?
DJTweeny: This also goes well with your Borders bit, Cat
Young Guy: Uh oh: Clicked on RFO link -- received Fatal (!) Error:
Young Guy: Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function eregi() in /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/components/getid3/getid3.php:63 Stack trace: #0 /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/core/recent_list.php(17): getID3->getID3() #1 /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/index.php(54): include('/homepages/36/d...') #2 {main} thrown in /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/components/getid3/getid3.php on line 63
cease: it does, tween
PrincipalPoop: you sound pretty good for being fatal
DJTweeny: Must have changed the link, let me find the new one
Young Guy: of course, in the words of Randy Newman, maybe I'm doing it wrong...
PrincipalPoop: you want the 128 stream anyway, to listen to what we are listening to, young guy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm glad I don't look like McCain
Young Guy: Not yet
PrincipalPoop: with age and a bad haircut, I look like Dick Cheney lool
rebozoette: shoulder on
rebozoette: clean your shorts
PrincipalPoop: rock on
EWeston: There maybe a untapped halloween market in this idea.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
Rufus_T_Firetween: good link ^^
Young Guy: hm. are the links above [listen.ehhh.us] identical links to the rfo, or Something Completely Different?
PrincipalPoop: you explain it tween lol I am not sure lol
Young Guy: sorry for the q's. newbie in house.
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from Peter Bergman’s Radio Free Oz show podcasts - “JOINING THE CAMELS IN HELL: THE BEST OF THE BEST, JUNE 2010”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
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EWeston: Go for onr of the listen ehhh us hilights
PrincipalPoop: that is ok, bend over and roll up your arm. do you want regular or premium?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We've all been there, YG
rebozoette: you are welcome new guy
DJTweeny: Young guy, the first two links in the Header at the topof the page are for listening
rebozoette: young guy too lol
DJTweeny: the last link is for the RFO page
EWeston: Sneeze raise your right leg, and flee the country
PrincipalPoop: calm yourself rebozoette, no drooling
rebozoette: on the mend to mending
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette: hey its a girl thing lol
PrincipalPoop: I will be polite and ok ok lol
rebozoette: double it
rebozoette: fold on dotted line
PrincipalPoop: a briny kiss
EWeston: Brine it
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rebozoette: saltless pickles
Young Guy: Then a voice came through the ether. "Delay and divert."
Young Guy: No gong, but it seemed vaguely oracular.
PrincipalPoop: delay and divert right, ok, you are locked on
rebozoette: taste lots
cease: i must spend more time listeningto these. i heard them all then first broadcast but like all firestuff it bears many relisenings
EWeston: Tofu makes a wonderful replacement. Drying it is a little tricky though
Young Guy: salt jones. nephew of indy, as I recall.
PrincipalPoop: who is tofu? is she canadian too?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: trick with tofu is to freeze it - gives it a much more meaty texture
EWeston: She is the lady with the clown mallet standing behind you
PrincipalPoop: hell, you made me look...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: Didn't see her did you. She's quick
PrincipalPoop: I will go check the front door is locked, brb
rebozoette: killer cheese puffs
rebozoette: ferment me
Young Guy: Wonder if related to Utility Muffin Research Kitchen...
llanwydd: that sounds familiar
EWeston: Omlete Du Fromase
Young Guy: adhesive cheese. egad.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesey poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs.....
llanwydd: well, my ambien is kicking in
DJTweeny: the walls are starting to melt?
Young Guy: no, that was the cheese
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol!!
llanwydd: something like that tween
Young Guy: American Association of Petroleum Jelly?
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
rebozoette: no evenin
cease: bergman's on air bad trip was about peoploe with melty hats coming thru the walls of the studio.
llanwydd: maybe I might see melthing chees before long
llanwydd: is that factual, cat? pete had a bad trip on the air?
PrincipalPoop: back, got a smoke for my nerves I am not scared of clowns, much
PrincipalPoop: in gay paree
cease: thats why he so often mentions melty hats.
llanwydd: lol
llanwydd: I thought he was saying melody hats
cease: in 66 or 67, early days. as i recall, it was some edible from david crosby.
PrincipalPoop: who was it that beats off into his hat?
cease: yes, a big event in firesign realtiy, llan.
cease: hope proc talks about it in his upcoming autobi
EWeston: Dr Onan Winkydink
llanwydd: very funny
PrincipalPoop: that is him, thanks
EWeston: Another APB out on him?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: pelican briefs.. lol
llanwydd: when I take ambien I see this page in 3D
llanwydd: the words come off the page
rebozoette: lol
PrincipalPoop: oh a neighbor, I live in 4F
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: into their hats?
llanwydd: well, we dont know about that yet
PrincipalPoop: into everybodys hats
EWeston: Sure, they had their own labelled hats, and everything
PrincipalPoop: i could use a wish right now a wish right now, is that KD?
llanwydd: I used to see garden gnomes sitting with me around the couch
EWeston: hen worn a sure ticket to be denied access to any public restroom
PrincipalPoop: rapping, like early bob dylan
EWeston: Impersnating Minny Pearl
rebozoette: bubbles up
llanwydd: dylans voice was best on new morning
PrincipalPoop: Hooooowdeeeeeeeeeee
llanwydd: who mentioned dylan?
EWeston: That's it esacky
PrincipalPoop: a wish or fish? I could use a fish right now
Young Guy: Hayley Williams with B.o.B.
cease: i dont think dylan's voice and best can be used in the same sentence
llanwydd: I must be really on my way to bed ut I would rather stay with the garden gnomes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I wish I had a wish to wish a wish away.... sometimes....
DJTweeny: lol Llan
EWeston: A consenting fish is probably faking it
PrincipalPoop: the sandman is our friend, hangout with him for a while
llanwydd: I had to go to the doctor today with a horrible fit of gingivitis
cease: that metaphor works well for ossman and he's probably not on ambiet
llanwydd: dont know what I did wrong
llanwydd: dave ought to try it
EWeston: I've decided I can floss every day
PrincipalPoop: it can happen regardless of what you do...
Young Guy: "I'm not racist but...." never ends well
EWeston: Well that's comforting
cease: or not. your choice.
llanwydd: flossing is a lost cause on some of my teeth. I may have to have one out
PrincipalPoop: gingivitis is kid stuff, I have periodontalististist
DJTweeny: here come the birds again
EWeston: I'm waiting for two caps over forty years old to fail
PrincipalPoop: i heard, you did not need to tell me I heard lool
llanwydd: not THIS early
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: excellent birds
llanwydd: Ive never had a cap
DJTweeny: thought you might, P ;)
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EWeston: Two front teeth abcessed in the navy. They put the caps in with a hammer
PrincipalPoop: my teeth are in super shape, gums like rotten custard, ewwww lol
DJTweeny: pork flavored shrimp lol
llanwydd: abcess makes the heart grow fonder
DJTweeny: ah, no Llan
PrincipalPoop: oh abcess, not recess, nevermind
EWeston: I was flying in an unpressurised airplane when they hit. Try to find a submarine
rebozoette: it cooks itself
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
PrincipalPoop: ouch ew ouch
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sounds like one-footfighter-22
EWeston: I spent some time lying on the floor during the flight
rebozoette: 3 upper caps have fallen out
EWeston: Yah they have a life time. I think mine are over due to deteriorate
PrincipalPoop: poor rebozoette, did you swallow them and then well, find them to re-insert lol
rebozoette: time heals all sandwiches
llanwydd: well Im going to join the gnomes a while and then die for a few hours
PrincipalPoop: that is why they call them heroes
rebozoette: time for pudding lol
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
llanwydd: nite folks
PrincipalPoop: nighty night llan
cease: come back to life in time for next week's show, llan
EWeston: Happy reserection
||||||||| llanwydd is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:54 PM.
PrincipalPoop: give young guy a gin and tonic catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets young guy a gin and tonic.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: cease DJTweeny Elayne Elmer Ho EWeston llanwydd PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetwee nite fireheads fun stuffies here and cat wow and tweeny da best
cease: bergman had quite a crew for that show.
EWeston: Otay you all take take Y rascals
Merlyn: Tanks again tweenerino
cease: next week i'mcollaging a long austin tale.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks for the laughs, EVERYBODY!
rebozoette: wee i said wee
PrincipalPoop: yes thanks tween and all, see you next month
DJTweeny: be well PrincP
PrincipalPoop: I love this song
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: I will stay lol
Young Guy: fun. see you all again.
Young Guy: 'night.
PrincipalPoop: everyone is a bozo on this bus
PrincipalPoop: welcome again yg
cease: we're always here, guy. at least some of us, every thurs
||||||||| Around 10:58 PM, Young Guy walks off into the sunset...
PrincipalPoop: are you a hostage? are you a spy?
PrincipalPoop: I am not all here, ever
DJTweeny: "We're all here because we're not all there..."
PrincipalPoop: I did not have dinner, oh you guys, night night
||||||||| 10:59 PM -- PrincipalPoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 11:00 PM.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "2:11 AM? 2:11 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Clem enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Clem - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 2:56 AM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Clem - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
George Stevens
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
Young Guy
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http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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www.dishnuts.net
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.fan.firesign-theatre
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