A Firesign Chat
04/20/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 20, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 6:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween plummets into the garden at 8:31 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Fish Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood enters with NancyKat close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TimmMcCoy.com falls out at 8:47 PM.
NancyKat: Blah...
TimmMcCoy.com: Hola Ambres!
TimmMcCoy.com: Sounds like Joe Walsh!
TimmMcCoy.com: ELO!!!!!!!!!!
TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, set us up for a fish roughy and a couple of Sardine Cocktails.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to TimmMcCoy.com and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
TimmMcCoy.com: You got it Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past TimmMcCoy.com
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DJTweeny: Hi NancyKitty, Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: You, Tweeny!
TimmMcCoy.com: You Nancy, Kitty.
TimmMcCoy.com: Extra comma
DJTweeny: How life treatin' ya, Timm?
DJTweeny: *How's
TimmMcCoy.com: Not bad, really.
DJTweeny: good to hear :)
TimmMcCoy.com: Dar Williams
DJTweeny: yes indeedie
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:54 PM and rebozoette waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
NancyKat: Ok, that's fixed...damn cursour...DjTweeny, rebozo, Timm Rufus-HOLA!
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, EW
EWeston: Ah, my farmers lung is working again
TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, where's that Orang Roughy Cocktail?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to TimmMcCoy.com and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
NancyKat: EW-Indeed!
rebozoette: DJTweeny NancyKat rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com hi di ho and thanksks in advance tweeny
TimmMcCoy.com: YAY! The Gangs All Here!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:56 PM and Cat sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EWeston: Hi Tweeny Nancykat rebozoette, and Timm
DJTweeny: Hi Cat
TimmMcCoy.com: YES!
EWeston: An cat
NancyKat: Cat-heyhey!
NancyKat: *Hands Catherwood a warm cup of coffee*
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to NancyKat and asks "Something I can help with?"
Cat: having trouble with the streaming
rebozoette: hey ew
NancyKat: cat-Ok, so it wasn't just me...
rebozoette: hi cat
Cat: really?
DJTweeny: and I played Yes's "Don't Kill The Whale" just for you :/
Cat: am going to try the other computer
TimmMcCoy.com: My feed is perfect!
DJTweeny: stream's good here
DJTweeny: just checked it
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: (listened to the RFD stream)
EWeston: Mine's hokay
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet gets out at 9:00 PM.
Beet: Howdy all!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 20, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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Cease: ok it comes in on this one
NancyKat: Beet, Cease hihis!
Cease: hi all
DJTweeny: Hi Beet, glad you could make it this evening
NancyKat: "Who are you talking to, and how do you make your voice do that?"
Cat: nice thing about having 2 of them
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Johan Amadeus Myjetski into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Beet: Hi Nan, DJ. Glad to be here.
NancyKat: Jammy Jam Jam!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'land squid', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cat: hey tweeny, whats the mutt and smutt bit about bait and switches?
Cat: jammer
land squid: evenng folks
Beet: Hi JAM
Beet: Hei squid
Cat: strange place for a squid
land squid: lol
NancyKat: Hello land squid...*looks for Patriot and SCUD missles and candygrams...*
land squid: its a pun
rebozoette: retrieve thank ink blot
land squid: rkmjnghbjvkfc
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening NancyC, DJT, beet, Land, rebozo eye, et al
EWeston: Where did I put that Armada?
Cat: i think this is the most bermanesque album
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “BOOM DOT BUST”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out BOOM at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-rv
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land squid: classic album
Cat: lol ew
land squid: thought it was electrician
Cat: bergman was actualy in several govts, in the senate in dc under kennedy and did something with jerry brown in cal, i think local la politcians as well
EWeston: Have you seen it in BC? Someone said they saw it in Montana
||||||||| Not Ed steals in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Cat: hey tweeny, whats the mutt and smutt bit about bait and switches? << isn't that from EOBE?
Cat: Hi Not
DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed
EWeston: Not Mr. Ed, Jam an Beester
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Odds to Not. Ed.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, E!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat: big pot event today. van has the 4/20 parties that take over much of the city
NancyKat: Hi Not Ed!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Cat: my collage tonight is a good 4:20 friendly piece, even if it is about whales.
Not Ed: Cat/C, EW, Beet, NK, JAM, squid and reboz!
EWeston: The Ed horizon has teeth
Beet: It's Not Ed!
land squid: thai food mary! lol
Cat: speaking of strains
Not Ed: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
land squid: thanks tween
DJTweeny: Hi land squid, missed you entering the chat
rebozoette: don't touch it there
Cat: we had 2 whales die and the Vancouvef aquarium. Just discovered today they were poisoned.
Not Ed: we're doomed
Cat: My collage is about whales.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
NancyKat: rebozo-touch it over there?
DJTweeny: and Llan isn't even here yet
Not Ed: touch what?
EWeston: That's sick if premeditated
NancyKat: Cat-Flying Whales?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm not touching it there, I'm STILL not touching it there!
land squid: yes he is
Cat: Sounds like a Tubes tune.
NancyKat: Not Ed-IT
Not Ed: Ohhhh IT
Not Ed: ty NK
TimmMcCoy.com: Dont touch me there. Touch me here.
rebozoette: put it in it holder nancy cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Touch the doll there if you work for FOX
Cat: when they leap into the air, are the flying?
NancyKat: Psychopathic Hotline-For Multiple Personalities, press 12345678 and 9...Now...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only for very short periods of time
Not Ed: k
NancyKat: Cat-Close enough for Government Whales...
EWeston: Thet are defying the law of gravity, and will be deported yesterday
Not Ed: Whales? Sad!
land squid: shift yer organs
NancyKat: Not Ed-but remember-Jesus Shaves...the Whales...
rebozoette: its a group of groupies
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The university of whales
rebozoette: hi jam
NancyKat: rebozo-A group of groupers/
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi rebozo estate!
EWeston: Nuc the unborn gay welks though, It's just glod sense
Beet: Hi rebo
Cat: love this tune
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Image: Jesus standing in line at the bank. Caption: Jesus saves.
rebozoette: hi beet
Cat: Stan Frebergesque
Not Ed say thank you
NancyKat: How DOES one DO the Bill?
Beet: Thank you
EWeston: And bless all their stange names
Not Ed: lol EW ya
||||||||| Catherwood leads dudue inside, makes a note of the time (9:17 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
NancyKat: EW-the farflung isles of langerhans...
land squid: and their stage names
Not Ed: dudue!
EWeston: Stage left
DJTweeny: Hi dudue
Cat: dudue
Cat: sounds like a sting song.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Du due!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or a sting-along
Not Ed: dee dudue?
land squid: heartbreaker dudue dudue dudue
EWeston: The Duke of Du
EWeston: The Earl of Err
Not Ed bows b 4 the Duke
Not Ed moons the Earl.
EWeston: The Earl yells a cloud. The cloud is hurt emotionally
NancyKat: Hi dudue
Not Ed virtually flips off the NSA.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Deep Du
Not Ed: Sentient clouds are so haughty.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Way 2 go Not Ed!
EWeston: Dah du dah du...erp.
Cease: they sure used consonants well
Not Ed: Right arm, JAM!
Beet: hi dudue
Cease: oo, this is a Great tune.
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
rebozoette: shriveled pickles
land squid: nacho friend?
Not Ed: yes probably, reboz
land squid: cool jazz
Not Ed: weirdly cooooool
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nacho mama, either
EWeston: See R Quack for easy hormone replacement
Not Ed: Do You Know The Way To Elmertown?
Not Ed: la la la
Cease: good one, not
TimmMcCoy.com: Elmer Philipshead is the towns cook!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That tune reminded me of an old NPR program called Word Jazz
Not Ed: Thumbs up Cat.
EWeston: The local sink hole has access and a viaduct to Elmertown
Cat: re Ken Nordine, jam?
Not Ed: haha loved Word Jazz.
Not Ed: Ya Cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
EWeston: Tardis passing though
Cease: i should look back into nordine as collage material
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT!
Cat: todays collage is part one of my Marine Trilogy. Next week about the Titanic. 2 weeks ffrom now, fish.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
TimmMcCoy.com: SUCK MY HAT!.
Not Ed: Suck my hat!
rebozoette: games is on
Not Ed: lol right on Timm
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think his name was Nordene was his name. It's been a long time since I heard Word Jazz
rebozoette: dr dr?
Not Ed: https://www.facebook.com/ken.nordine
NancyKat: Cat-What about the Edmund Fitzgerald? lol.
EWeston: But I don't want a haderdashery transmitted desease
Cease: there;s a character in one of my short stories named Dr. Doctrine. May turn it into a collage.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Marine trilogy - one has to be about DaNang in the Tet offensive...
Not Ed: Down with the Schlitz
Beet: a psycokinesis mayor
EWeston: No lint on him!
Cease: Good idea, Nanch. Gordon Lighfoot is also a character in the story. He must be turning over in his grave, and he's not even dead.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Putin on the Schlitz?
DJTweeny: lol
Not Ed: What?
Not Ed: lol JAM
Not Ed: Pork?
EWeston: Vat grown for our convienience
rebozoette: apply it to your eyes
Cease: Did you hear the news from Paris today?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Piggy in the middle?
Not Ed: funny Austin much
rebozoette: ugh eu
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What's up in Frenchville?
EWeston: I'll stick to mutant cucumbers thank you
DJTweeny: Yes, Cease, and a really feel for the French people
NancyKat: JAM-baquettes and snails...
Not Ed: Tongueville, France?
Cease: Fumiyo and I will both be in France soon. Hopefuly not getting killed.
Not Ed: Holy Hillary?
DJTweeny: not usually why people vacation in France, Cat
TimmMcCoy.com: Sometimes a mutanat cucumber is the only thing thtat will satsify that itch.
rebozoette: we have a trump everybody gets one
Cease: lol, tween
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Seems fascism is catching...
EWeston: Lotta folks over seas are more worried anout the violence in the US, and getting sucked into it.
DJTweeny: catching what?
Cease: i hear tourism is down
Not Ed just about fell over.
EWeston: I've heard that to cat
DJTweeny: little wonder
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Us for a start...
Cease: i plan to go to vegas next year. always a good town for me.
rebozoette: we play it backwards here
TimmMcCoy.com: LICK MY ZIPPER!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I heading for the hills, next month
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Not Ed: republicans play it forward but they go backward
Not Ed: har har
EWeston: I'm considering a volcano sacrifice tour
Not Ed: interesting EW when did this start?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well put, Not
EWeston: Next Thermidore. I hope it cleans out my pores
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dudue - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: hug on the sidelines lol
Cat: dudue dead? that's too many d's
Not Ed: must chow chow chow, back in a bit
TimmMcCoy.com: Lithps he lithps.
Cat: eat well
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bon appetite
Not Ed: Tx Cat
EWeston: Lip casting
DJTweeny: Cat, do you know anything about FST having a spat with Whoopie Goldberg?
Cease: Merchant of Hamlet?
EWeston: They have pork!
Cat: Tween, i thikn i asked Austin about that. Dont recall his answer. I thikn something aobut a charity event they both performed at.
DJTweeny: "She do anything! Cheap too!" lol
Cat: get out the vote for homeless aids patients or something. maybe late 80s
rebozoette: praise home
EWeston: That tornadoes diction seems to improve with age
||||||||| "9:45 PM? 9:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair.
EWeston: Hi Merly
Beet: Hey, Merl
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
NancyKat: Hi, Merl!
Cat: hi merl
Merlyn: hey
DJTweeny: "I've been to New York, that's somebody's hair piece."
DJTweeny: Wonder who he might be talking about? ;)
EWeston: Cossell's ghost
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Merlyn!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Could it be, let's see, that big Cheezy Poof?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “THE CASE OF THE MISSING GENERAL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
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rebozoette: yeah
Beet: Interesting album
Cat: I find thier work ethic very inspiring.
NancyKat: "On the Air again,......"
EWeston: Crimes against fashion
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
rebozoette: add fur to it
Cat: What's up, Merl?
EWeston: Kitties not going down easy
rebozoette: theres a whole cat in every bar
Merlyn: not much, cat
NancyKat: "Oh, Nicky, you're such a tool!"
Cat: doing anything in the audio realm?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If he's blindfolded, how did he know he was in a pup tent?
EWeston: His pup sense
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Cat: your knowledge of firesign is greater than mine. you can do collages like i do with their works, or something very different. many are the waiting ears
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Past perfect pup tense, I'll bet
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all, and happy 4/20!
Cat: hi el
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
NancyKat: JAM-Its' bark...
rebozoette: are the curtains drawn
NancyKat: Or bite...
rebozoette: hie
NancyKat: ELAYNE!
Cat: yes, big city celebration in vancouverf, el
EWeston: High Elayne
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, nancKat
Cat: my collage tonigth has a lord buckley piece that is very 4:20 friendly.
Elayne: Not yet, EWeston, but soon the people will have the means of production...
Beet: Hi E
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOVE Lord Buckley, Cat!
Elayne: Was hoping to have seen DocTech and Lili by now, but they've both been felled by lingering lurgies.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: Yup It'll spread. No matter ho hi Jeff Sessions screams
Elayne: So at this point it's anyone's guess when we'll all get together.
Cease: bummef, el
EWeston: You've tried the brass instrument cure?
Cease: post facebook pix when you see them
NancyKat: No! Don't break the station! We're not through with it yet!
EWeston: Its just a single use station
NancyKat: EW-Well, these ARE disposable times...
EWeston: Catherwood give everyone a dumper
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a dumper.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “CATCH AND RELEASE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Cease: they began playing movies on the radio
NancyKat: "Turns her dumpster into a gocart"
land squid: I bet I know who the stars are. Moby Dick, Namu, Shamu, Nemo...
Cease: not sure but proctor may have written this, or certainly involved in teh writing process.
land squid: ...Orca
EWeston: Bet that engine is the envey of the local maul
NancyKat: PETA and Greenpeace must be up in arms...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Cease: maybe a proctor and bergman piece
Cease: do you know, merl?
land squid: catherwood, bring us a single malt
||||||||| Catherwood brings us a single malt.
land squid: thanks, cathy
Cease: this is from my play Box of Time. the last thing I did with Austin.
Cease: kind of nixonesque
land squid: never heard box of time
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Lord Buckley's 4/20-friendly religious fantasy Jonah and the Whale is from here >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Jonah+and+the+Whale%2c+Lord+Buckley%2c+Youtube&qpvt=Jonah+and+the+Whale%2c+Lord+Buckley%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=D385A816EFE8B20061EBD385A816EFE8B20061EB&FORM=VRDGAR
DJTweeny: Shall I play Box Of Time next week?
land squid: I checked out my own performance on a cat collage and I was shocked to hear me talking so fast
Cease: http://www.seemreal.com/
land squid: I was talking at 78 speed at least
Cease: are you llna?
land squid: a little disappointing
Cease: love this tune
land squid: yeah, car
land squid: I mean cat
Cease: yeah the firesing constantly fucked with media presentation, so i dont feel bad about that, land
DJTweeny: Llan, yeah :)
NancyKat: I've only heard the words to "Suicide is painless" a few times...
Cease: as long as it's not Painful, it has an artistic purpose
land squid: sounds like vivian stanshall
Cease: this is from the firesigns earliest days, 67, i remember how revolutionary this was then
DJTweeny: Is BoT a request, Llan?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Cease: made me want to have a careen in radio
DJTweeny: you careened into a radio?
Cease: turned out to be a very short career, but the impulse remains.
land squid: well, they were heavily influenced by english humor in 67
Cease: goon show and others, bergman had just returned from london.
land squid: I wasnt thinking of that tween but I would love to hear it
||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 10:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Cease: hi poop
EWeston: HeyPP
PrincipalPoop: this must be the place, hi all
EWeston: The Old Same Place
Cease: its the old same place. are you old and same?
PrincipalPoop: is the key out back?
Cease: only half a key
EWeston: With an assortment of sound effects, yes
DJTweeny: land squid: I wasnt thinking of that tween but I would love to hear it << I'll put it on the list
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
PrincipalPoop: nope, I am young and different, yeehaw
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is that an Aussie key you're playing in, there , Poop?
PrincipalPoop: onaemonapia squish bang poof
NancyKat: Cease-You split it with the key grip?
Cease: this is some guy doing lord buckley. pretty good job.
NancyKat: POOP! Hi!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Key Outback...
Cease: yeah, we got a grip on it.
EWeston: I'd like to play a tune, and win once.
PrincipalPoop: g'day mate, put the kangaroo down
Beet: Yo Poop
Cease: its a fine vine.
NancyKat: cease-i haven't had a Grip in years...
PrincipalPoop: I had a gripe the other day and the gripe a different day
EWeston: There used to be great herds of them.
EWeston: Morohious is goofing on his eyebrows?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep, I heards 'em, too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And he ran til he was all pooped out?
EWeston: Thought he didn't want to go that way
PrincipalPoop: a funny cigarette
Cease: happy 420 everybody
PrincipalPoop: is that today?
Cease: yep
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, E!
EWeston: The notice was in the mail
Cease: the 20th of 4
PrincipalPoop: the what of who?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: Friedstein huh, damn jewish writers
Cease: i think this is quite profound.
EWeston: What callender are you using?
NancyKat: EW-marie's
PrincipalPoop: it is new, difficult to grip for me
Cease: like the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, where vanished animals are most prized
Cease: oddly missing from the flick Blade Runner
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gotta go early tonight, folks. Thanks for the yucks, & love to ya all!
PrincipalPoop: better known by the sub-title, bladerunner, as we talked of before
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
NancyKat: JAm-have agoot night.
Beet: Very interesting, Mr. Cat.
Cease: sleep well, jam
Beet: G'Nite JAM
PrincipalPoop: night jam, smoke a doobie
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: I'm using an Aztec Sumarian fusion callender
PrincipalPoop: babbalognaian here
Cease: Hpoe y'all enjoyed the Marine theme. there will be much more of that in future weeks
PrincipalPoop: fish marine or gomer pyle marine?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: a DOMM Let’s Eat broadcast “RADIO PRISON IN PEACE AND WAR”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
'
DJTweeny: that was fun, Cat :)
EWeston: Three dimensional callenders are trick
EWeston: Some fun bits cat
PrincipalPoop: easier to drain the pasta with those
EWeston: I found new curse words trying to clean one
DJTweeny: it's free
PrincipalPoop: cool, share them, i am tired of saying faugh
Cease: former chatter John Gurvitch turned me on to an Alice's Restaurant kind of song about the Titanic, so that will be next week's collage
EWeston: Post modern finger abuser!
NancyKat: It's the 25th of Renwett by the Egyptian calendar...
Cease: Dont know whyI was unaware of it at the time.
PrincipalPoop: what is a henweigh and what is a renwett?
EWeston: Gizzard filler for the first
Cease: I try and make my collages like these Firesign radio pieces. Collages
DJTweeny: you've serious talent, Cat
rebozoette: how can you be in
PrincipalPoop: this broadcast would be trouble if I was stoned and unfamiliar as I am with it i am
Cease: i think beauty has gravity. it causes itself into existence.
Cease: ossman in partricular and all of the lads wanted to you get as stoned as possile on thier broadcasts.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Beet: A personal thanks to you, Cat, for expanding our Firesign boundaries every week!
Cease: you were also stoned, but was just dressing.
PrincipalPoop: period end spiel
Cease: thank you beet.
rebozoette: spiel ends lol
Cease: i'm just trying to pass on what i've gotten from them and endlessly do again
PrincipalPoop: another word I like saying, spiel and foible
NancyKat: Poop-Look up the Vestibules' "Bulbous Bouffant".
PrincipalPoop: rotonono
PrincipalPoop: billowing
rebozoette: rotund
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Ubergrupindingbat
PrincipalPoop: in the rotunda
EWeston: Thanks,here's a quarter
PrincipalPoop: whats happening? How are you?
PrincipalPoop: That is not much
NancyKat: Archaic....Anachronistic...Apocryphal...
rebozoette: haha
Cease: this is from their Just Folks album.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
EWeston: Not much of a rotunda
PrincipalPoop: this is hep, i can dig it
PrincipalPoop: no communication between people at all
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
EWeston: Farm out
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
PrincipalPoop: accent liberation, rat one
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireĆ©. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here!
Cease: indeed, tween
EWeston: Vowel liberation Xsbstd!
rebozoette: liberate the libations
Cease: i should have a new collage a week, at least until june.
PrincipalPoop: I used I need a pizza no anchovies at the local pizza place, even explaining did not help
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 10:45 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: wheres everybody
Cease: yeah, they wouldn't get it.
Cease: hi llan
Beet: llan appears
PrincipalPoop: one looked old enough but yes gu kkab
EWeston: Behind the couch...Surprize!
PrincipalPoop: llan even
NancyKat: Eyes of the Spies in the Skies?
Beet: lol
PrincipalPoop: sabatours have agents
rebozoette: thanks for all you do cat
EWeston: Yah need a sixth grade edumacation for that yob, er job.
Beet: pointed desert
PrincipalPoop: tell them collaging is its own reward, right? but yes cool and thanks cat
PrincipalPoop: lunched or lunged?
EWeston: Grddley bears are hot
Beet: Funny Namers
llanwydd: well, time for bed.see you all next thursday
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
DJTweeny: later gator
Beet: see ya llan
PrincipalPoop: night llan ciaoo
EWeston: Byee
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Cease: by llan
||||||||| llanwydd leaves at 10:50 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
rebozoette: nitellan
PrincipalPoop: i got here late so it seems like it is over early, thanks all gosh, tickles me hahahaha
Cease: not ended yet
PrincipalPoop: i know but that notice and llan going...
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat PrincipalPoop Rufus_T_Firetween we have a great time and I love cat work and tweeny thanks for thefun fun fun
NancyKat: Limited Edition Cheddar-Bacon-Pecan Commemorative Firesign Theatre Cheese ball...
rebozoette: wow
PrincipalPoop: the dog isn't for sale
Beet: I think they should sell the dog.
EWeston: No sprinkles this time?
PrincipalPoop: smooch rebozoette, yum peppermint
Beet: Nite rebo
rebozoette: my dogs bark is for sale lol
EWeston: I always wondered who Flectcher was
DJTweeny: you'd make a million, rebo, right?
NancyKat: Beet, cease, Tweeny, EW, Poop, rebozo, Rufus et al, *HUGG*
PrincipalPoop: why should they sell the dog? How you could possibly propose that confounds me.
EWeston: Big hug back NanctKat
Cease: same to you, Nancy
Beet: pleasant dreams miss nan
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
PrincipalPoop: oh nancykat oh
Beet: This was great. As always, thanks to everyone. Thanks again, Cat. Permanent thanks to Dr. Tween. G'Nite.
PrincipalPoop: smooch beet ew all don't be jealous
EWeston: And bless all your strange names uh, folks
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: my my my
Cease: we do what we can.
NancyKat: Poop-LOL...
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cat!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
PrincipalPoop: Zow tweeny
Cease: by
||||||||| 10:58 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Around 10:58 PM, PrincipalPoop walks off into the sunset...
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Merlyn runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| land squid - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
land squid
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Jonah+and+the+Whale%2c+Lord+Buckley%2c+Youtube&qpvt=Jonah+and+the+Whale%2c+Lord+Buckley%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=D385A816EFE8B20061EBD385A816EFE8B20061EB&FORM=VRDGAR
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
www.planetproctor.com
http://www.seemreal.com/
http://www.seemreal.com
https://www.facebook.com/ken.nordine
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd



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