A Firesign Chat
04/27/2017




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 27, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:22 PM and DJTweeny sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (7:53 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'TimmMcCoy.com', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
TimmMcCoy.com: HOLA WILLING SLAVES!
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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TimmMcCoy.com: Tweeny!
DJTweeny: Howdy Timm :)
TimmMcCoy.com: Gonna be fun tonight. Im in a great mood!
DJTweeny: Cool :)
TimmMcCoy.com: Giant Rat tonight. One of my faves. Got me box of coca all ready!
DJTweeny: A tin of Peruvian Cocoa Powder?
TimmMcCoy.com: Yummy!
DJTweeny: one of my favorites as well, excellent Holmes parody
TimmMcCoy.com: Is the music "Hot Chocolate"?
DJTweeny: the RAM album from Paul & Linda McCartney
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Paul & Linda McCartney)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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TimmMcCoy.com: Even better!
DJTweeny: starting in just a moment
TimmMcCoy.com: YES!
||||||||| 8:42 PM: Captain Equinox jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
DJTweeny: Evenin' Captain
Captain Equinox : Hiya, Kiddos!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:44 PM and late as usual, it's Captain Equinox, just back from Funfun Town."
DJTweeny: There's two of everyone but me!
Captain Equinox: Hey, this is some nice music. I think this guy might have a future.
DJTweeny: anything's possible...
Captain Equinox: Tme to clone!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'nANCYkAT', just granted probation at 8:47 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
nANCYkAT: The rats gotten to the Cheese! All we have left is this tin of Danish Cocoa powder!
DJTweeny: Nancy!
nANCYkAT: DJTweeny! Wow, feck caps lock, me name be buggered. Timmy! Rufus!
||||||||| Beet tiptoes in around 8:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: Howdy folks! I had forgotton how good this collection was/is.
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
DJTweeny: Yeah, RAM is a really good album
nANCYkAT: merry Met, Capn E.
Beet: Hi, Dr Tween.
Captain Equinox: Greetins from the Presidink of de United Snakes.
nANCYkAT: hang on, where are you from, boy?
Captain Equinox: Nairobi, isnt everyone?
DJTweeny: Prescient Captain, as I'm playing The American Pageant at the opening of the show :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with EWeston close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Captain Equinox: Great mnds...
nANCYkAT: Get me parachte, i'm going out there!
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Captain Equinox: Zip me up, Morrie!
nANCYkAT: EW! howdy!
EWeston: Evening Tweeny, the usual, and unsual suspects
||||||||| 8:55 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Beet: Hey, EW
nANCYkAT: We need to bring the chocolate back home!
DJTweeny: Yo Catman
cease: Hi all
Beet: Hi Cat
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: Soon, Trump will make Make American Cows Great Again
EWeston: Where does chocolate cal home? Paraguay
nANCYkAT: Hi, cease! and Beet!
Captain Equinox: How ya feelin, Timm?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: thought Admiral Halsey was approtpriate, Cat ;)
DJTweeny: *appropriate
Beet: Greetings nANCYkAT
cease: excellent, tween
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'rebozoette', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
nANCYkAT: Brazil too, I think...
DJTweeny: allo rebozoette
TimmMcCoy.com: Sorry I was AFK for a while for the kitten.
nANCYkAT: BRA-ZEEEL NUT!
Beet: Yo rebo
rebozoette: Beet Captain Equinox cease DJTweeny EWeston nANCYkAT rebozoette Captain Equinox TimmMcCoy.com hi all and great to see yas
TimmMcCoy.com: I am good tonight
EWeston: Miz ette!
rebozoette: hi beet
nANCYkAT: Hihi rebozoette!
rebozoette: hi tweeny
Captain Equinox: Excellent news!
rebozoette: hi nancy
TimmMcCoy.com: Rooms geeting filled tonight! YAY!
TimmMcCoy.com: HELLO EVERYONE!
Beet: Cool song
rebozoette: peoples from everywheres
cease: Keep getting better, Timm
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 27, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
nANCYkAT: I neep a feet warmer.
rebozoette: hi cat
Beet: Hi Timm
cease: hi rebo
Beet: I think we have a quorum
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!
EWeston: I had one in my other pants
Beet: Hello Cap'm
nANCYkAT: Or michjael hackenschmidt...
Captain Equinox: Sweet, Beet.
nANCYkAT: Beet-Like Mukustrap, Quaxuo or coricopat?
rebozoette: smith drift
Captain Equinox: Mausers!
Captain Equinox: Mousers!
Beet: Sorry I'm not fluent in Latinspeak.
nANCYkAT: hausers.
EWeston: Mud!
nANCYkAT: Sorry, beet-it's a CATS reference.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Captain Equinox: Smegma!
Beet: Where is Smegma?
nANCYkAT: Spasmodic...
Captain Equinox: Under the hood
EWeston: The Hongkong Fireworks Brigade, Third World Tour
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: I think I understand.
Captain Equinox: Ford! FordM
||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Not Ed should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Not Ed enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Beet: Love the Bronx Cheers.
Not Ed: Pork?
Captain Equinox: Pbfffffht!
DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed
Beet: Hi Not
cease: Not
rebozoette: how do you spell that
rebozoette: hi not
EWeston: Once again we enter the Not Ed Zone
Not Ed: Hey C and reb
Not Ed: Hey EW
rebozoette: weston territory
Not Ed: Hi Tweeny
EWeston: With or without teeth?
Not Ed: good to viddy y'all
||||||||| 9:07 PM: Petesellers jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
cease: they grow through their brains
nANCYkAT: Beet-from "The Naming of Cats"-Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum/ Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
cease: Pete
Beet: Greetings Pete
EWeston: How is the Pete market these days?
nANCYkAT: Hi, person who is Not Ed
Beet: Oh
Captain Equinox: Swell Pizza!
nANCYkAT: Hiho, Pete.
Not Ed: Hi Pete
Beet: Catherwood bring me some pizza
||||||||| Catherwood gets Beet some pizza.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Isst Round!
Not Ed: Hey NK & Beet
Not Ed: CEq hi
Captain Equinox: Greetins!
EWeston: I got it!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out GIANT RAT at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv
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Not Ed: Hellooooo Tweeny
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!
EWeston: Quick get The Uncle Sigmunds Peruvian Coco Powder
Not Ed: chock full of firesign
Captain Equinox: Love my copy!
Captain Equinox: No diff
Beet: Catherwood bring me some Uncle Sigmunds Peruvian Coco Powder
||||||||| Catherwood gets Beet some uncle sigmunds peruvian coco powder.
Not Ed: corrupt corporate politicians are very bad for you
rebozoette: can I be buxum
Not Ed: yes
DJTweeny: yes indeed Ed ;)
EWeston: And I'll be Mary!
Not Ed: anyone have some olde beans?
rebozoette: haha
cease: the buxum stops here.
Beet: Bags and bags
Not Ed blinks.
EWeston: I have some from an old uncle
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
Not Ed: another olde bean ahh yes
EWeston: The bees keep trying to pollinate him
rebozoette: flotsam buxom
Not Ed: what does that line mean?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: brb
EWeston: He's often taken for a Bean Plant
rebozoette: ah honey honey
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and Dick Wretch waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| NancyKat enters at 9:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: They're playing your song Dick
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: Hello Dick
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Beet: He sounds like Mr Peabody.
cease: Dick, other Nancy
Not Ed: Ah Canadian!
Captain Equinox: VD
Dick Wretch: Arrrrrrrghhh
EWeston: Another member gone scitzo?
Not Ed: Dick, NancyK
EWeston: Are they in the same dress?
Not Ed: aha of your time, reboz
NancyKat: Cease.Still the same ol' nancy, now with correct case...had to restart computer...
rebozoette: plots for profit
Not Ed: what?
NancyKat: Hi, Dick.
rebozoette: I floatss
cease: i'm often 2 chatters at once.
Not Ed: a head of your tyme
EWeston: No Anchovies? You've got the wrong man
NancyKat: rebozo-we ALL float...down here...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:19 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Captain Equinox: Everything floats down here.
cease: jam
EWeston: Hi JAM
DJTweeny: allo Johan
Not Ed: JAM
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening, all!
rebozoette: tea for twenty two
Beet: Evening JAM
Not Ed: it sure is!
rebozoette: hi jam
cease: ossman said this scene was inspired by underground comix
Not Ed: catherwood give everyone a hug
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a hug.
Not Ed: cool Cease
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: definiitely, cease
rebozoette: thanks not
EWeston: I can see that Cease
cease: he may have said thus to us when you interviewed him here, tween
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nice crowd tonight!
cease: more than usual
DJTweeny: yeah, we talked about comics for a while, and the chatters named their favorites
EWeston: The mean crowd shows up after 8
||||||||| jt steals in around 9:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: hi jt
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Beet: jt is here
cease: jt
EWeston: A man of few letters. I like that in a man.
||||||||| 9:23 PM: Glen jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: hi glen
EWeston: An Glen slips in
cease: Glen
Glen: Hola, compadres!
Beet: greetings dlen
rebozoette: 10 clicks per tick
NancyKat: Hi Jt.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Glen!
Beet: glen
NancyKat: This phone is ticked and this dog is bugged...
EWeston: No ticks were discomfeted in any way for this recording. We used grasshoppers instaed
Captain Equinox: Is that you, Uncle Glen?
Glen: Fellow Rich People!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Glen: Well- yes
rebozoette: gunboat gumbo
Glen: You have the advantage of me.
cease: Saving Mr. Banks?
Beet: Dudley Trump
EWeston: Comes with its own premanufactered toothpicks
NancyKat: How do you make a grasshopper?
EWeston: Tell him his antenna are so big
cease: Ask evolution, Nancy
NancyKat: LOL...well, first you get him drunk...
Not Ed: Hi Glen
rebozoette: zephyrin sheath
EWeston: That would be helpful
Glen: Hello one. Hello all.
NancyKat: Hi, Glenn.
cease: Back from outer space, glenn?
DJTweeny: Welcome to our little soireƩ, Glen :)
Glen: Oh, yes.
Captain Equinox: Charlie Mayer aka The Brutal Buddha here.
Glen: I'm hanging on so far.
Not Ed: whew
Beet: This a respectable gathering this evening.
Glen: AHA!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:30 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EWeston: Take off your clothes, and sitdown
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
llanwydd: evening everybody
cease: llan
Not Ed: llan sir
EWeston: llan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
cease: lots of folks tonight
Beet: there's llan
Glen: What do you think of American girls?
Not Ed: nice assortlents
NancyKat: llan!
llanwydd: yeah, great turnout
Beet: They're the only girls I ever see.
EWeston: Everybody has to be someplace. Why not America?
Not Ed: turn out and tune in!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
cease: tomorrow is the start of Golden Week in Japan. maybe that's why we have so many chatters tonight
DJTweeny: whazzat, Cat?
Captain Equinox: Quite fright, Rank.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet, have you tried the line "I understand. Sign here"?
Not Ed: American girls are the best girls in America
DJTweeny: lol Ed
cease: a series of holidays that people use as an excuse to take a week off.
Beet: and here, and here
Captain Equinox: Nyuk nyuk
Not Ed: hyuk hyuk
Beet: I take a week off every week.
Not Ed: Ah Canadian!
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Nurk nurk.
llanwydd: let me guess. hirohitos birthday and nagasaki remembrance included?
Not Ed: Sounds good Beet.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at http://firesigntheatre.com/montage.html
llanwydd: kurosawas birthday perhaps?
cease: apr 29 is the previous emp's birthday yes. also family day and a couple others.
cease: great idea for a holiday, llan
Captain Equinox: Just a shot away
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great idea, cease! Love his films!
llanwydd: family day is a good idea for a country that doesnt have christmas
llanwydd: or the fourth of july
Beet: This is great
cease: i was just listening to walter hill being interviewed by maron, saying that kurosawa inspired him to make flicks
EWeston: It is a catchy little number
NancyKat: I DO live here, but i'm not joe....
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
cease: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Week_%28Japan%29
llanwydd: thanks cat
rebozoette: c c
cease: we have friends flying in from japan tomorrow
EWeston: I have an Aunt Joe. She's not from Chicago
cease: hope their arms dont get too tired
EWeston: She's related to Pancho Villa
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Captain Equinox: I'm from Chicago, but I'm not Joe, either.
DJTweeny: rimshot @ cease
EWeston: Conicidence, or enemy action?
NancyKat: EW-every enemy action has an equal and opposite enemy re or in action...?
EWeston: At least between consenting anti particles
rebozoette: action faction
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: I love his organ honey
Beet: Is this the Illuminati?
Captain Equinox: Organdus Humungous
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
EWeston: Monopoles unite!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I tried to join the Illuminati, filled in all the forms, but....
Beet: Hello NSA guy(s)
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Captain Equinox: They saw righ through you.
Dick Wretch: any-proof casters...lol
rebozoette: catch up will ya
EWeston: The hopscotch test defeated me
DJTweeny: Beet: Is this the Illuminati? << I'm not that bright
DJTweeny: lol EW
llanwydd: illuminati would be a good name for a band
llanwydd: I bet they would get an awful lot of attention
DJTweeny: It would
Not Ed: food, heheh
EWeston: Sometimes I don't know where to put that third leg
Captain Equinox: Incepient Negritude is my fantasy band name.
Beet: crinimals
Not Ed: lol CE
Petesellers: is it ok to get on this bus ?
Not Ed: crilimans
Dick Wretch: watt
Beet: Only play soul music?
Not Ed: inflate your shoes please PS
llanwydd: stole music
EWeston: Don't forget the cheese Ampere
DJTweeny: Hi Pete
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Dick Wretch: Not Ed stole my nane -- grrr arrrgh
Not Ed: gassss music
Not Ed: dang it sorry DW
llanwydd: hey pete. hows spike?
Not Ed: Not Joe?
Beet: heard some on Jupiter once
rebozoette: don't look there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fry rom Jupiter, of course
Dick Wretch: arrrrgh, that's ok
Not Ed: I'll bet you did
Not Ed: Beet
cease: is it pirate day again?
Dick Wretch: arrr
Not Ed: haha love this weirdness
llanwydd: arrrrghon gas
Beet: If you've been to Jupiter, raise your hand
EWeston: Don't the fry fly to Io?
Not Ed: I'm assuming there was coke
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo ho ho
Dick Wretch: Arrrrkansas
llanwydd: dont break the station
Not Ed: Io looks dangerously gasssy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, EW!
Beet: I love GROS.
Dick Wretch: Did you pass oone, Not Ed?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:54 PM uptown bus from Bremerton pulls away, leaving PrincipalPoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
rebozoette: wow
Dick Wretch: Hi poop
Beet: Hey, Poop!
cease: poop too. amazing!
PrincipalPoop: Squeeze me right there, maybe I will pass another...
EWeston: Its how the fry know where Io is. They track the gas's
PrincipalPoop: hello seekers
EWeston: Ello pooper singular
llanwydd: tokin the titanic?
PrincipalPoop: Ulaaaar
rebozoette: hi prive
NancyKat: Poop!
cease: I must Proctor
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “TOKIN TITATNIC”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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cease: ask proctor
PrincipalPoop: proctor and poop in same sentence might be dicey
cease: one of my favourite dylan tunes
Dick Wretch: I think we should all proctor, what do ya think?
cease: lol princ
llanwydd: Im a big dylan fan but I have never heard this one
llanwydd: believe ito ro else
PrincipalPoop: believe it or don't
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The U.S.S Titanic by Jaime Brockett >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XFYMjkFYPg
EWeston: We're all of us, just like this autorobot here, a lot shorter than we used tobe
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I only commit pretty sends...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sins
llanwydd: I think my favorte dylan song is it takes a lot to laugh
cease: i used to have a better version from a bootleg i bought in tokyo. i got from youtube
llanwydd: pars pleadon my speling has gon heighwyre
cease: yeah, that's probably mine too, llan
PrincipalPoop: who shot cock robin?
cease: i got This from youtube, lost my bootleg ablum
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: The butler
Beet: It's all very clear, llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A fellow I sang with in the early 70s used to perform the Ballad of the USS TI-Tanic
rebozoette: ill legal left
PrincipalPoop: Jeeves or Mister French?
NancyKat: Wooster
llanwydd: who is singing this
cease: so some of you know this song?
EWeston: Alfred
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
PrincipalPoop: wooster or beester
cease: i had a radio show in ottawa in 69 and dont recall this every coming through the station
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: OH YES, I know this song!
EWeston: Pennyworth
cease: kind of alice restraunty
DJTweeny: yeah, it is
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jamie Brockett is the singer's name
PrincipalPoop: oh alfred, yeah him
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
llanwydd: aja
llanwydd: I meant aha
Captain Equinox: So long gang - keep em flyng!
cease: ive been reading up on it since i first heard it a couple weeks ago
PrincipalPoop: ok ce
DJTweeny: later, Captain
EWeston: Admittedly he used a trank shot. It was only for histronic reasons
rebozoette: park round back
Beet: it's pronounced the same.
llanwydd: when my dime dancin is through
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: at ease, Capt!
cease: sorry, out of dimes
cease: by cap
DJTweeny: Hey PrincP, didn't see you come in
EWeston: Keepem grounded Cap
Beet: Nite Cap
PrincipalPoop: who?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: they wouldn't let Jack Johnson on board, said this boat don't haul no call. JJ was a headyweight black boxer
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: coal
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Some state mandated bird
Petesellers: why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread ?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Because catfish don't have kittens, Pete
cease: i learned of him from the miles davis disc, early 70s
EWeston: Faulty foreplay?
PrincipalPoop: I give up. why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski: he really was refused passage on the Titanic
PrincipalPoop: Iam on pins and needles hee
PrincipalPoop: here even
Beet: to get to the other side
cease: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Johnson_(album)
EWeston: I'll take my socks off
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm on incense and peppermints, myself...
PrincipalPoop: something about crust?
NancyKat: JAM-I hear that's the color of time...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The U.S.S Titanic by Jaime Brockett >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XFYMjkFYPg
EWeston: Something with yeast
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's right Nancy!
Beet: pictmition problems
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PrincipalPoop: huh yeast? someone nudge him
cease: i had wanterde to use dylan's 115th dream in my whales collage last week but coundt get a decent version of it
rebozoette: pre used pumps
EWeston: Let the yeast of us cast the first crone
PrincipalPoop: decent and indecent, sane and insane, duct and induct
rebozoette: crone bumpers
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Go yeast on weist street
EWeston: In electric blue and green
PrincipalPoop: go weist yung mon
EWeston: And hope that green is parsely
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: All that greens is not grass....
cease: that was from Sesame Mucho, one of the funniest mushrooms
PrincipalPoop: thyme or basil
PrincipalPoop: take a whiff on me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: central thyme or basil rathbone
DJTweeny: mushrooms are well known for their superior sense of humor
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Tasty you tawney devil
PrincipalPoop: why can't a mushroom lay a loaf of bread?
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give everyone some funny mushrooms
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some funny mushrooms.
NancyKat: Miles and miles of files of your forefathers fruit...
EWeston: That loaf of bread is a well known tease
NancyKat: These mushrooms are shaped like clowns!
DJTweeny: haha EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: and now to suit our great computer, your magnetic ink...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You gotta let it out, captain
NancyKat: JAM-YAY! Guess who i've been binge listening to...
EWeston: And take the kraken scooper
Beet: So, The Titanic went down because of marihoochie?
DJTweeny: Ethyl Merman?
PrincipalPoop: animal vegetable or mineral
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Threshold of a Dream is a fave. So are the Moodies. Seen 'em twice!
rebozoette: pick it twice
Beet: Moodies the best of all time.
cease: any of you know where this is from?
DJTweeny: not I
EWeston: The stainless steel ones are the only ones that seem to last very long
PrincipalPoop: the blue ones?
DJTweeny: Clark Wintergreen?
rebozoette: MOODIES
NancyKat: JAm-Jelly! I can't pin any single one as fave...they've been through here a few times, but always in Indiana at that one casino...been wanting to take my mom, they are her fave band, but I don't drive.
DJTweeny: haven't played Wintergreen in a long time, should put that on the list
EWeston: Check em with a magnet is the only test I know
PrincipalPoop: or a black light
EWeston: Not mention the antelope
PrincipalPoop: can we mention the deer?
NancyKat: or the Oryx?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They're all over the freeway, aren't they E?
EWeston: Yes, but no mention of where they play
PrincipalPoop: orcs? where?
NancyKat: Poop-down dow, in Goblin town...
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: woodlet johnson
EWeston: One of them at works as tole booth operators. Guess which?
PrincipalPoop: they play at casinos and brothels and playgrounds and beaches
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm gonna move you baby!
EWeston: Watch your back
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'CptButton', just granted probation at 10:23 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, they're THAT way, are they E?
cease: Button
DJTweeny: Hi Button
PrincipalPoop: ten-hut
EWeston: There's that button
CptButton: They took my stash, this is a frame-up!
Beet: Lose one Captain, gain another one.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, CPT
EWeston: I grew two fronts so I'd never turn my back on them
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, e!
PrincipalPoop: going to thailand for the rest of the operation ew
CptButton: EWeston> You orders are to *surround* the enemy!
Petesellers: my chicken was bred in ole Kentucky
Beet: This is nice
EWeston: Ten 4 Elenor. I'm gonna mobilize them
cease: miles davis
DJTweeny: how can a chicken be bread?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: but she's just a crumb up here, Pete
PrincipalPoop: do they still make and sell old grand dad?
llanwydd: my chicken was breaded in ole Kentucky Fried Chicken
Beet: breaded chicken? I've had that.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
CptButton: coat it with olive oil and roll it in bread crumbs, and ther eyou are!
PrincipalPoop: and ohh bread, bred, loaf, loaf, chicken, chicken, okay
EWeston: Ask any animal husbandrist
rebozoette: fried in a whole new way
DJTweeny: great bass line
llanwydd: wherever you go, there you are
Beet: making me hungry
CptButton: 'Where he practiced animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day."
EWeston: You'll never fire me copper!
PrincipalPoop: roll roll roll in the hay
rebozoette: lol
PrincipalPoop: jazz snaps fingers
CptButton: I'm gonna get even with every rotten cop in this city!
rebozoette: thanks cat
Beet: That was fun, Mr. Cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Got a case o' dynamite, I could hold out here all night...
PrincipalPoop: how are you gonna do it?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
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128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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EWeston: Great tunes
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cease: fun for me. that song was new territory to explore.
EWeston: I'm gonna burn my uniform
PrincipalPoop: yes, informativeandentertainingandgoddamspacebar
Beet: Seems they had a lot of wasted parties.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Petesellers: and Professor Corey at 103 remains foremost authority
CptButton: Crimson, almost like fire ...
rebozoette: the weal week
EWeston: Earth penguin
cease: dont know why i hadn't heard of jaime brockett before. but i've heard him now.
llanwydd: did my line remind you of him, pete?
PrincipalPoop: yes yes
CptButton: Penguin Lust! Nothing but urges from Hell!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Are we cruzin' with reuben and the jets?
EWeston: Break it on down
DJTweeny: lol Button
llanwydd: have we discussed irwins passing here at all?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: cease, Titanic was pretty much his only song.
Beet: Pass the Southern Comfort
llanwydd: he died recently at 102
cease: pretty much like alice's restaurant.
llanwydd: however
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PrincipalPoop: 102 main street or room 102 at the home?
EWeston: A fair span. He was memerable
CptButton: Cox? There's a bunch of crows in here, Cox.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
llanwydd: sure was funny
cease: i have to watch more Corey.
EWeston: Keep them drunk till the finaly
Beet: Was Buddy Holly there too?
llanwydd: isnt it finale
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Moodies were the first western degenerate rock artists invited to play in China in 72
PrincipalPoop: Wally cox too
EWeston: And fiendish as well
cease: i have wally cox's autobiorgraphy. loved the book
llanwydd: they werent all that degenerate
PrincipalPoop: Somebody wake up little suzie q
llanwydd: wake her up with a bullhorn
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: WHEN THE NIX WENT TO CHINA, HIS DAUGHTER TOOK A MOODIES ALBUM & LEFT IT AS A GIFT
EWeston: Who could ever replace him in Super Chicken, The Movie.
llanwydd: wonder which moodies album
PrincipalPoop: which daughter? wiggles or squiggles?
llanwydd: hope it wasnt octave
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: pardon my shouting - caps key lock inadvertantly
NancyKat: JAm-I know the feeling...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, it was Question Of Balance
rebozoette: wobble wibbles
llanwydd: Days would have just right
PrincipalPoop: you are among friends here jam, do it again and you are booted and banned and fined and talked about...
EWeston: It just the hex in the mex
DJTweeny: We just assumed you wanted the Chinese to hear you, JAM
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Patricia, LOL, DJT!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I understand Poop, sign here.
PrincipalPoop: sure, but do they fall over?
cease: Is that from Neverf a cough in a Carton, old cigarette ad?
NancyKat: and here...
PrincipalPoop: signs, signs, everywhere the signs, do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs???
EWeston: I got confused and sat down here. Right next to some juveinal deliquents
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is he reading signs backwards?
rebozoette: dancing feetz
PrincipalPoop: I am not the sharpest pencil in the what do you call that jar or cup full of pencils on a desk?
EWeston: Fred
Beet: Pencil jar, Poop
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a jelly jar?
PrincipalPoop: oh yeah, thanks
NancyKat: Poop-And the sign says you gotta have a membership card to get inside...unh!
PrincipalPoop: yes, and I put my hair up under my hat too...
rebozoette: dullest knife in the knife draw
Beet: You wecome
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
NancyKat: Poop-The skull of my enemy?
PrincipalPoop: no, you drink milk from that...
Beet: reel purdy
NancyKat: Well, I guueeees, but if you have MANy enemies...Lol.
PrincipalPoop: which real?
cease: http://www.icollector.com/Old-Gold-Cigarettes-Tin-Sign-Not-A-Cough-In-A-Carload_i9734116
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They'll pass the plate after that tune!
EWeston: Apartment 4G
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
PrincipalPoop: are you getting femailiar with me?
EWeston: I brought protection
Beet: darn, the sign was sold, cease
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not the femur, Poop, it was a humorous...
PrincipalPoop: packing iron, oh my
Beet: you got a bone to pick?
cease: i assume that's where bergman got that not a kafka in, whatever, earlier
EWeston: Achoice of three. Hope you enjoy them
PrincipalPoop: wait, what did you say again?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the idea of going to a dentist while on acid , I can't complete that statement...
rebozoette: hes pluto
EWeston: Are you skeletely ly ly, intolerant Pooper?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: that doesn't sound like a good idea, JAM
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
PrincipalPoop: I got nothing against bones. why? did they rattle something?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Come on seven!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Johnny needs shoes!
PrincipalPoop: Five you don't five
EWeston: Sounded like a pork filled cow bell
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dizzyland
rebozoette: faulty towers
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
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llanwydd: well Im about to drop off. see you guys a week from tonight
CptButton: bye llan
PrincipalPoop: night night llanwydd
cease: nighty, llan
DJTweeny: later Llan
EWeston: Refreshed and recharged next time llan
NancyKat: llan!
PrincipalPoop: what about faulty towers, speak clearly
||||||||| "10:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims llanwydd, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite Llan!
rebozoette: basil
Beet: see ya llan
PrincipalPoop: ahh wink wink nod nod
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sounds Dan Hicks-ish
rebozoette: I thnk I can keep up lol
cease: it does indeed
rebozoette: or down
rebozoette: time delay ok
PrincipalPoop: we only sing the blues here baby, go to studio A
EWeston: Get back up again
NancyKat: Is it going to be alright tonight?
rebozoette: throw it down clown
PrincipalPoop: time delay is fine with
PrincipalPoop: me too
cease: https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/trilogies/hicks%2C+ochs%2C+mccan+(2).mp3
EWeston: Please stand b
rebozoette: thanks p p
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
cease: that's my hicks collages, with les mccan and phil ochs
PrincipalPoop: knock knock, who's there, death, Death wh
EWeston: Not the red w!
rebozoette: Beet cease CptButton DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski jt NancyKat PrincipalPoop ya all crazy have a good one thanks cat and tweeny you da best
cease: fish tales next week
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Beet: Well, friends, this was fun. I love my Thursday chat. Thanks everyone. Great collage as per usual, Cat. Thanks, Dr. Tween. G'Nite.
rebozoette: be grand
PrincipalPoop: whether I enjoyed myself is a personal question Mister Tweeny...
CptButton: thanks for show
PrincipalPoop: thanks you and thanks all
EWeston: Gut bye good dye, avoid the lye
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love,love to all THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, Everybody!
cease: see you hear next week
DJTweeny: lol P
NancyKat: BB all! Hippy Chemtrails!
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: grandstanding? be upstanding
CptButton: Happy motoring, back oin the freeway, which is already in progress!
Not Ed: Thanks Tweeny, Cat, Rufus & ALL YOU BOZOS & BOZOETTES
||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves to catch the 10:58 PM train to Elmertown.
||||||||| cease leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CptButton - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Glen - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Wonka', just granted probation at 12:08 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| jt - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Wonka - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| nANCYkAT - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dick Wretch - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Petesellers - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Captain Equinox
cease
CptButton
Dick Wretch
DJTweeny
EWeston
Glen
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
nANCYkAT
Not Ed
Petesellers
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/montage.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20161130.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.icollector.com/Old-Gold-Cigarettes-Tin-Sign-Not-A-Cough-In-A-Carload_i9734116
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Week_%28Japan%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Johnson_(album
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/trilogies/hicks%2C+ochs%2C+mccan+(2).mp3
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XFYMjkFYPg



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