A Firesign Chat
05/18/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 18, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:36 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Billville."
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:23 PM, dragging NancyKat by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
NancyKat: Bat Chain Puller...
NancyKat: That's Zobo to you, Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to NancyKat and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
NancyKat: Well, there is not enough alcohol in my Dew...
NancyKat: BTW-*HUGGS* to Tweeny
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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DJTweeny: Hi Nancy
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Wizardy Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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NancyKat: Ahh, the Moog-sooo underused and underappreciated...
DJTweeny: many Minis
NancyKat: I KNOW i've heard this somewhere...what is it from?
DJTweeny: Rick Wakeman's "The Mythns and Legends of King Arthur"
DJTweeny: *Myths
NancyKat: AHHH< yes...I DID have a few RW albums back in the day... really only remember the lOTR one though-VERY trippy....
NancyKat: Hi, Rufus!
DJTweeny: I have Six Wives on quad vinyl
DJTweeny: This is Merlyn The Magician
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Captain Equinox into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
Captain Equinox : Hiya, Kiddos!
Captain Equinox : I love RW.
DJTweeny: Hey Captain
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Captain Equinox in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
NancyKat: Capt.Eq.!
Captain Equinox: Can't stay too long - a Dear Friend is in town - gonna meet for drinks.
Captain Equinox: Hey, NK
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Vancouver."
Captain Equinox: 6 Wives is great.
DJTweeny: Hi cease
DJTweeny: I went with Just Folks, Cat
cease: Hi all
cease: Good pick, Tween
NancyKat: Hey, cease! LOL-Nik is looking at me weirdly as I paint my nails-day before a Con, and i'm SOOOO behind...
||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Captain Equinox: Journey to the Center of the Earth has it's moments, but good god, some of the lyrics and vocals SUCK.
cease: You'll miss my new collage, Cap
DJTweeny: Hi EW
NancyKat: EW!
cease: Wasn't RW with the Nice?
Captain Equinox: I'll stick as long as I can.
DJTweeny: No, that was Keith Emerson
Captain Equinox: I thought that was Emerson wih the Nice
EWeston: More cloning going on? Hi Tweeny Nancycat cease and beyond that...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'TimmMcCoy.com', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
DJTweeny: Hi Timm
Captain Equinox: Slow fingera
EWeston: Hey Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: TWEENY!
cease: Timmy
NancyKat: Timmmmm.
Captain Equinox: Howdy, Timm!
cease: Ah, yes. Tween.
TimmMcCoy.com: cease, NancyKat,Capn',EW
cease: Well, Cap, Tween posts the collages after he plays them so no one ever needs miss any.
cease: Tonight's will be my last for a while. I'm taking a hiatus, as they say in TV land.
DJTweeny: a sabbatical?
EWeston: Roger Dean flash back
DJTweeny: yeah, this is Uriah Heep
DJTweeny: and Dean did the album cover :)
cease: Maybe have some new stuff by July. Too busy now to work on any collages.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 18, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and Merlyn sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EWeston: Orchestral rock
Merlyn: hey
NancyKat: Happy Birthday, merlyn!
cease: Hi birthday lad
EWeston: Hey you
DJTweeny: Happy Birthday, Merlyn :-)
EWeston: Appy birfday
Merlyn: I'm finally 20. I just don't use base 10 any more.
DJTweeny: heheh
cease: Are you older than Jack Benny?
Merlyn: I was 1T yesterday
cease: He never got older than 39. A kind of Portrait of Dorian Gray for radio.
EWeston: Can you get that in granite?
NancyKat: LOL-I just say i'm 21...
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Beet: Evening all!
cease: Beet
EWeston: Suddenly a Beet
Beet: Hi Cease, EW
NancyKat: BEET!
Beet: Greetings Miss Nancy
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! **
Currently playing: Brian Westley’s (Merlyn's) “PETE MOSS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out PETE MOSS at http://www.westley.org/pm.html
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DJTweeny: Hi Beet
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Beet: I am in a particularly good mood for Firesign related doings tonight.
cease: DO has such a great announcer voice.
Beet: Hi Doctor Tween.
cease: You've come to right place, Beet
DJTweeny: He does indeed
cease: Tinted tits?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html
EWeston: All the rage dontchano.
cease: The Merl voice
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
cease: Hi poop
cease: Another Canadian joke
Beet: Hi Poop
EWeston: Our principals have arrived fish wrapped and sugar cured
PrincipalPoop: Beet is in a good mood, I will fix his wagon...
cease: This must have been hilarious to see live.
DJTweeny: no doubt
Merlyn: Who wrote this mess?
NancyKat: POOP!
PrincipalPoop: hi all
Beet: With a fixed wagon, I'll be in a better mood, thanks.
PrincipalPoop: so how old is he? older than dirt?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html
EWeston: Need a wagon spotter?
cease: Must be a messy mirror, Merl
EWeston: Not a leak NNOOooo!
PrincipalPoop: ok, i need a different metaphor. what color is your mood ring anyway?
cease: Ah, scarred dope
EWeston: Puce
Merlyn: The script is here: http://www.westley.org/snd/pmsd.txt
Beet: What is the color for just right.
cease: Were you striking that blonde?
EWeston: Octarene
Beet: Beautiful
PrincipalPoop: from yes virginia santa, ok I see what you did there
Beet: One legged, circular motion
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
cease: Melinda does a great job at playing tough women.
||||||||| Pete Moss sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Next to a semicircular settee
Pete Moss: My ears are burning!
EWeston: Talented lady
NancyKat: LOL.
DJTweeny: Yo Pete
NancyKat: A Rolling Stone gathers no Pete Moss?
EWeston: Drop that moss!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Unka_Led coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
NancyKat: EW-Not there! over here!
DJTweeny: Hi Unka
NancyKat: Hi, unka.
Pete Moss: My middle name is "Blue", by the way
EWeston: UL long Timm no c
cease: Led
Beet: Hi Pete
Captain Equinox: A Michael Flynn?
NancyKat: Pete-Oy...
Beet: Yo Unka
Unka_Led: Coff...Coff! Greetings
EWeston: Not quite the solution he expected
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Pete Moss: How can there be two Equinoxes? That's half a year!
EWeston: Synchronosity, or bad drugs
PrincipalPoop: grease the dick who is poking around in sensitive places, what is the rating on this?
Unka_Led: A1Prime Cut,Poop.
EWeston: All hands overboard
PrincipalPoop: I;ll say
DJTweeny: We're missing our rebozoette
EWeston: She stole Santa's brain, or the kipper
Pete Moss: Hey, I was pretty clever. Eel O'Brian, smoked kipper
NancyKat: And how di i make my voice do this?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: That kipper has a wife and kids
DJTweeny: fleshly burned fresh?
cease: Blue Jays pitcher just hit a home run. I don't think I've ever seen a Jays pitcher homer before.
Unka_Led: Cunning linguists, indeed!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:21 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
cease: Jam
EWeston: Blackened I think they call it in certain circles
DJTweeny: Hi JAM
NancyKat: Jam!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi cease!
EWeston: Jammer!
Beet: This one is a great show. Never heard it before.
Beet: Hi JAM
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I'm just here for a second
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html
EWeston: Well puncuated
cease: not a third?
DJTweeny: you can download it there ^^
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A minor third, maybe...
EWeston: Donky loading over there >>>
cease: the german accent guy sounds a lot like einstein in the new series
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I have family biz to deal with tonight
cease: Deal away!
Beet: What series, cease?
PrincipalPoop: once a week already jam?
Unka_Led: Priorities, JAM! Priorities.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, Poop!
cease: its' called Genius. a ron howard project. it's on the nat geo channel. not bad
EWeston: Endless argument starters are to be avoided
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Even 2 mins of FST has a healing effect
Beet: Thanks.
cease: true, jam. and this isnt even firesign.
EWeston: Not insane fer shur
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love & laughter to you all! And to all, a god night!
EWeston: Take care meng
NancyKat: It is not I who am Insane, it is I who am Mad! NIgh Nigh Jam!
cease: by jam
Beet: Have a good one, JAM. Nite
cease: nice firesign quote, merl.
Beet: lol
EWeston: Ameba's are easy too
Captain Equinox: DeGrading?
Unka_Led: OUCH! Degrading. here we go...
Captain Equinox: Hoo Boy!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Captain Equinox: ash fault
llanwydd: howdy howdy howdy dear frinds
EWeston: Ni IIan
cease: Llan
Beet: Evening, Llan
EWeston: Obsidian cracks
NancyKat: IIan!
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html
Captain Equinox: on the landing?
Captain Equinox: Gotta go - keep 'em flying!
EWeston: It aced the landing. Unfirtunatly the landing was made of wet clay
EWeston: CE bye
NancyKat: EW...lol...
Pete Moss: see you E Q
Beet: See ya later, Cap
EWeston: coephient of friction around zero
PrincipalPoop: makes me want to play the lottery lool
EWeston: I never get the bridge right
cease: By Cap
cease: Have you done any more plays, Merl?
cease: This was very funny.
||||||||| "9:39 PM? 9:39 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Snoot Jenkins should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Snoot Jenkins enters and sits at the bar.
EWeston: Hexcellent Merly
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: HI Snoot.
Merlyn: parts of some of the other Minicon openings
NancyKat: Applaud! Awesome, Merl!
cease: Most of the people in this were on my Red Shift play.
EWeston: Disarmed I'm sure
Snoot Jenkins: howdy seekers
Beet: That was great
Merlyn: thanks tween
NancyKat: Hello, Snoot.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NAOMI KLEIN KICKS ASS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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PrincipalPoop: That was excellent, not just a pretty face and technical wizard
Beet: hi snoot
Unka_Led: I really miss ensemble comedy in the clubs. Huge Duck's Breath fan.
Beet: Yes, Happy Birthday.
PrincipalPoop: hey snoot
EWeston: I'm sure he brews a fine cup of T
Merlyn: some other Shockwave/Minicon audio plays are here in http://www.romm.org/audio/ from Dave Romm (3M on Pete Moss)
PrincipalPoop: he can cook too? marry me, kiss me you fool
Unka_Led: Band those leaders!
EWeston: Springtime has struck, hard
Merlyn: Also interviews with Phil Proctor, Douglas Adams, Jon Pertwee, etc
Unka_Led: Thanks, Merlyn
Snoot Jenkins: Nice thanks!
cease: Romm and David Price were on Red Shift, weren't they, Merl?
cease: Not only my favourite Canadian journalist, but she has a great voice too.
EWeston: Whether thou thou which witch hunter?
PrincipalPoop: craven and seedy, attorneys-at-law
cease: http://seemreal.com/aq/index.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: Grasp firmly the last beenie weenie
cease: speaking of ad busting..
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Naomi Klein & Trump >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Naoimi+Klien%2c+trump&view=detail&mid=73526303114E5FBCCCF773526303114E5FBCCCF7&FORM=VIRE
cease: ralph williams is the original ralph spoilsport
cease: my father's competitor in the san fernando vally, 60s-70s
DJTweeny: can definitely see that
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
EWeston: Somehow his ads made it to SW Washington
cease: i should source that profane ralph williams ad. from youtube.
Unka_Led: 199991119999
Unka_Led: That's solid gold.
PrincipalPoop: Agnes Morehead
cease: https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-001&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&p=ralph+williams+ad#id=2&vid=0f2cca4ad8ed8c44432124f479c6ca36&action=click
EWeston: Not Steve Reeves then
cease: he was ubiquitous
NancyKat: Look at that Blue horse!
PrincipalPoop: ubiquitious or ambidexterous?
EWeston: Have bicep, will pose
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Bessy's been in the blue berry's again
PrincipalPoop: What has happened to your nose?
EWeston: Agnes Morehead
DJTweeny: reminds me, I need to play Give Us A Break
cease: Blueberry hill?
cease: good idea, tween.
PrincipalPoop: I found something there
cease: sounds like a marijuana strain, rather than an old fats domino tune
EWeston: Walkin down the road with a piston in my hand
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: S hot
PrincipalPoop: stop that, this is a family chat EW
EWeston: Blushes
DJTweeny: lol
Unka_Led: WHat is this from... Rasta Ford
DJTweeny: a manson family chat, maybe
EWeston: Procter and Bergman Give us a Break?
PrincipalPoop: stay at the helter skelter shelter in the sharon tate suite
EWeston: Bundychat mebbe
cease: this is from the episode of power that isnt on power, only on bergman's digital diner show
DJTweeny: Yeah EW, GUAB was re-released on CD a while back
Beet: This is really good.
EWeston: Gedda look at that heifer Clectus
cease: this guys puppet works better as vid. this is a vid.
PrincipalPoop: who said eat the rich?
Unka_Led: No politician has ever been treated so badly, he said with surety...
EWeston: NSA guy get with that special procescuter
cease: the people of rome, poop
PrincipalPoop: well, when in rome...
EWeston: We are all Roman citizens
PrincipalPoop: Some seem Greek
Snoot Jenkins: Yet free to walk aming you
Snoot Jenkins: drat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: look, there goes one now...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: Followed by a feral pack of guppies
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
PrincipalPoop: Lend me your ears
EWeston: What kind of interest are you offering
Snoot Jenkins: WHat?
Unka_Led: Don't hear, I can shout you.
EWeston: I'd like a good cartilage return on my ear investment
PrincipalPoop: idk, not even sure what I would if somebody lent them to me...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Naomi Klein & Trump >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Naoimi+Klien%2c+trump&view=detail&mid=73526303114E5FBCCCF773526303114E5FBCCCF7&FORM=VIRE
PrincipalPoop: would you want more wax or less when returned?
Snoot Jenkins: What?
Unka_Led: thanks, tween
DJTweeny: yw Unka
EWeston: I'm will to be flexible on this. Put it in a latex baloon then
PrincipalPoop: huh?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: ing
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: I am allergic to latex, can I use sheep intestine?
cease: Somewhere I have Phil proc talking aboubt being a young kid and marchng around his aparftment, sinigng this song to the entertainment of his parents.
Snoot Jenkins: Ewe
DJTweeny: You'll have to ask the sheep first, PrincP
Beet: I can see him doing that.
EWeston: As long as hazmat protocols are on line
PrincipalPoop: so, we got that cleared up, when can you ship the ears?
cease: Where is SpikeJones when you need him?
PrincipalPoop: spttttz, right in the fuhers face
cease: https://vimeo.com/4189528
EWeston: The riggers have to unship them first. Exiting your phone maybe 24 hours after that
cease: near the very end of peter bergman's life, he seemed to like this song alot.
PrincipalPoop: The deaf can have my ears, if they don't mind the size
Snoot Jenkins: Throw my brain in a hurricane
PrincipalPoop: no more calls, we have a winner
EWeston: That brain was never meant to fly
Beet: Fantastic!
NancyKat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNpPmiU7BBs
PrincipalPoop: cat, that was all over the place there, cool, good jub
Snoot Jenkins: It's the landing you gotta watch out for.
NancyKat: Interesting-will check her out.
cease: hope y'all benefitted from that.
EWeston: Fun cat
cease: i'm off to france soon and am spending all my time preparing for that. if i get ideas from that trip, you'll hear them here.
Beet: Very entertaining, cease.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “JUST FOLKS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out JUST FOLKS at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=jf-rv
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EWeston: There was a Goon Show bit were an airplane stopped in mid air because it had run out of gas
PrincipalPoop: they rename things to confuse you, snails become escargots...
NancyKat: Just checked the ACEN page-the TARDIS mock up is there...I should find my scarf and hat...lol...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln
PrincipalPoop: butter is beurre. what sort of warped mind would do that?
EWeston: Congratulate them on their election cat
NancyKat: POOP_The same one that makes a VCR a magnetoscope...
cease: that was just an extention of naomi's you tube piece. she asks us all to go forth and actively oppose this madness in a gently seductive voice. but her message is important. we should all do what we can. i make collages.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
PrincipalPoop: weewee means yes so weewee nancy
Beet: Paris is my favorite city on earth.
Snoot Jenkins: well played cease
NancyKat: LOL...the spelling if off, but that's the pronunciation...(sorry, Franch is my second language)
cease: I will EW.
DJTweeny: Hi Snoot, missed you joining the chat
PrincipalPoop: 2nd? how many do you have all together?
cease: " if it weren't for the dope," is she referring to grass or heroin?
PrincipalPoop: yeah, paris is ok, have you even tried Duluth?
NancyKat: LOL...only 2...although I know weird phrases in a few languages...
EWeston: One two, three...many
Snoot Jenkins: Howdy DJ I offer you this laurel and hearty handshake
cease: Beet, why is that? Some visual, culinary, romantic reasons?
Beet: Haven't been to all of them. Amsterdam is cool.
cease: Not as good as Tierra Del Fuego, poop
NancyKat: Snoot- I C what U did there...I approve...lol.
Unka_Led: Gotta go grab my headphones... Is this in binaural mono or glorious stereo?
PrincipalPoop: we don't know where that hand has been but we can speculate..
Beet: Spent nine glorious days in Paris in 1972
EWeston: It is stereo
cease: my 3rd trip to france but others were far in the past.
Unka_Led: Oft soiled shore workers...
Unka_Led: Thanks.
EWeston: Off shoaled boiled workers
cease: my wife and daughter went to paris in 1980.
PrincipalPoop: I was in Paris in the spring even. and you are canadian so you speak francais aussi too
cease: i think paris should be in everybody's past.
cease: or in my case, future.
Snoot Jenkins: and you're just now going to get them back?
cease: my french is so poor anhyone i talk to will immediately switch to english, even if they speak no english.
EWeston: Marinate in the culture.
PrincipalPoop: what is with that 5 hanging off the bottom of c's anyway, just stop that lool
EWeston: Caterpellers?
NancyKat: cat-er-spellers
PrincipalPoop: I think so, and the things floating over some vowels, voila le accent agoo
EWeston: That's some heavy quantum uncertainty
Beet: Circumflex
NancyKat: Poop-What about Uumlauts and Carats?
PrincipalPoop: do I have to warn you too beet about this being a family chat?
PrincipalPoop: I don't beleive in them
DJTweeny: This is on The Dr. Beanbag Show from DOMM
Beet: I'll watch my language. Have you seen yours?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (10:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood leads rebozoette inside, makes a note of the time (10:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Not Ed: Pork?
NancyKat: Poop-Are there any peeps in here under 30 though?
cease: Me? Spell?
PrincipalPoop: hold it right there, oh yes, now squeeze him right there,
NancyKat: Not Ed! rebozo!
DJTweeny: Hi Ed, Rebo
EWeston: Not Ed yow.
cease: hey rebo, not
rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat Not Ed PrincipalPoop rebozoette Snoot Jenkins Unka_Led Rufus_T_Firetweenbetter nevalatte
Not Ed: Jelloooo ALL
rebozoette: hows ya all
EWeston: Robo gogo
PrincipalPoop: not ed and rebozoette sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g
Beet: Hi rebo!
rebozoette: da dot da da dot dot dotta
Not Ed: RTF, Unka, Snoot, reboz!, PPoop, NKat!, EW, cease, Beet & Tweeny!
EWeston: Carn sarn it anyhu
Not Ed: dee doo doo doo
PrincipalPoop: dag nab it
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
rebozoette: smoochi muchi
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Poor puppy, so sad
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln
Not Ed: hoochie coochie
EWeston: Inky dinky du
Beet: dad blast it
rebozoette: slip slidin
PrincipalPoop: my dingaling, everybody sing, afk
Snoot Jenkins: By the river wadda do da
cease: there is such richness is this
NancyKat: Froggy went a courtin'...
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: I'm pulling this crate off the road
cease: this has never been funnier.
rebozoette: dag gum it
Unka_Led: Sack=a Waffles
EWeston: Step away from the gum(s)
NancyKat: EW-I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass...
rebozoette: hong kong road
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Beet: Never hire a dog
EWeston: Ah a professional then
cease: hows it goin, rebo?
EWeston: Always deal with their agents
rebozoette: pret good 2 k to fix the pt looser cat lol
NancyKat: EW-yup...Got my Kilt and panther shirt...
rebozoette: I rented the canyonero haha
PrincipalPoop: nancykat? EW? family chat.... back
EWeston: A fearsome aspect to be sure
cease: i almost understand that, rebo. scroll through log and discover your absence was noted with alarm.
EWeston: Ah dad
cease: i should know what that means.
PrincipalPoop: it is gods way of ensuring the continuation of the human race...
cease: i think this ossman bit will last as long as our languge lasts.
EWeston: A precident for all, or most all, or...
DJTweeny: They're pulling a bunch of this stuff from the radio shows
rebozoette: my pup needed a nap in my lap cat
Snoot Jenkins: is that hip hop?
EWeston: Things those vets get up to
DJTweeny: you have a nap cat for your pup?
PrincipalPoop: make a pup tent
Snoot Jenkins: now it's morning
EWeston: A marsupial cat
cease: leaves on our tree are glowing with sunset now.
DJTweeny: nice, cease
cease: i should be able to shoot this with my phone, then upload the image to this chat. just not there yet
PrincipalPoop: must be an american iphone...
cease: austins dream was to turn our chat into a radio show on the firesign channel.
cease: with a visual component
Beet: Anybody ever have a Dagwood sandwich?
cease: i dont know this album nearly enough
rebozoette: copy and paste it
PrincipalPoop: did we go through this before? I wanted the voice of wallace beery for me.. or Peewee herman
NancyKat: Beet-the one from Denny's?
Beet: Do they have one?
rebozoette: cease: i should be able to shoot this with my phone, then upload the image to this chat. just not there yet PrincipalPoop: must be an american iphone... cease: austins dream was to turn our chat into a radio show on the firesign channel. cease: with a visual component Beet: Anybody ever have a Dagwood sandwich? cease: i dont know this album nearly enough rebozoette: copy and paste it PrincipalPoop: did we go through this before? I wanted the voice of wallace beery for me.. or Peewee herman NancyKat: Beet-the one from Denny's? Beet: Do they have one?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
rebozoette: lol
NancyKat: Beet-They used to-the Breakfast dagwood-it got renamed/retooled to the moons over My hammy.
PrincipalPoop: sortarunsintogetherthereandhardtoreadandmakesenseof
NancyKat: Beet-I believe it was ham, bacon, cheese, eggs and hashbrowns on a french roll.
NancyKat: Oh-and sausage.
EWeston: You can't have a family chat without I
Beet: I agree.I may have to try one of those, Nancy.
PrincipalPoop: sorta like a kitchen sink pizza
cease: ok i was here before the beginning. elayne brought this chat into being in 95 but before was a game thing i didnt get into
Beet: See, the "I agree" was for Poops run on sentence.
EWeston: Euclid operator
NancyKat: Beet-It's now a cheese, egg and ham sandwich on a roll. not as good. Of course, when they gentrified, everything went downhill, except the prices. The buffalo chicken sandwich is good. Poop-yup.
rebozoette: da litter guy
PrincipalPoop: moons over my hammy, I give up, you folks are incorrigible
DJTweeny: certainly encouragable
cease: why are we incorrigle, poop?
Beet: I;m getting hungry
NancyKat: Poop-LOL-that is literally the name of the sandwich!
EWeston: That WAC got me off
NancyKat: *Gives beet a playe of chicken tenders* Sorry, it's all I have...
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
cease: i think we all have our core of giblets
PrincipalPoop: hungry and horny
Beet: And the Word was HOT DOG!
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
NancyKat: MOAR SUGAR!
Unka_Led: So glad I got my headphones....
NancyKat: *BUUUUURP!*
PrincipalPoop: thanks already? no no no, we have some more minutes...
PrincipalPoop: catherwood, give everyone a gimlet.
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a gimlet.
PrincipalPoop: skulking and so on
EWeston: The red hanky gave it away
cease: i'm a white person who turned into a yellow person
rebozoette: jump the chasm
cease: no jaundice
NancyKat: cease-strange i'm a white person who turned plaid...
PrincipalPoop: plaid is almost checkerboard, kinda sorta
EWeston: I'm outerspace pasty, but passing Gum bye al youse
Unka_Led: WOO-HOO!! Good one.
Beet: This was great. Nice seeing/hearing from everyone. Fabulous collage, Dr Cat. Enjoy France. Thanks as always Dr Tween. G'Nite.
cease: thanks for playinhg them tween.
rebozoette: well see yaBeet cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat PrincipalPoop its been
PrincipalPoop: yes thanks tween and cease and M and all...
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Unka_Led: Thanks, Kurt
PrincipalPoop: Did I bring you down beet? I tried to be a wet blanket, a downer...
||||||||| Unka_Led dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Unka_Led?! It's 10:53 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
PrincipalPoop: all that nonsense about family chat when things got interesting lool
llanwydd: Thanks for everything, tween.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
PrincipalPoop: llan speaks, hi and bye
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
PrincipalPoop: night all
NancyKat: Nighnigh, all!
||||||||| 10:55 PM -- PrincipalPoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
cease: off we fly
||||||||| cease is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:57 PM.
llanwydd: good night
||||||||| llanwydd leaves at 10:57 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: Thanks tween
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Pete Moss: This is PETE MOSS, signing off! PETE MOSS, SPAAAAAAAAAAACE DETECTIIIIIIIIIIVE!
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, Pete Moss dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Snoot Jenkins - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Captain Equinox
cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Not Ed
Pete Moss
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Snoot Jenkins
TimmMcCoy.com
Unka_Led
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=jf-rv
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemreal.com/aq/index.html
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Naoimi+Klien%2c+trump&view=detail&mid=73526303114E5FBCCCF773526303114E5FBCCCF7&FORM=VIRE
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.romm.org/audio/
http://www.seemreal.com
http://www.westley.org/pm.html
http://www.westley.org/snd/pmsd.txt
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-001&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&p=ralph+williams+ad#id=2&vid=0f2cca4ad8ed8c44432124f479c6ca36&action=click
https://vimeo.com/4189528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNpPmiU7BBs



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