A Firesign Chat
07/13/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 13, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 8:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
DJTweeny: music in a couple of minutes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Enjoying the silence....
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Roaring in my ears
DJTweeny: like listening to a sea shell, eh?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No Audio Yet... good name for an album..
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, like a seashell!
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Madness Tuneage)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's a river of music going through every composer
DJTweeny: would be a great name for an album :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was listening to a track by the old band Tower of Power. Made my heart leap!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: First time i'd heard it in a long time
DJTweeny: Don't think I have any of their albums, but I've heard them on other people's recordings
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:46 PM and NancyKat bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Kitty
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was from a - get ready for this- a Ktel album, a compilation of horn bands
DJTweeny: ha1
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey hey it's NK!
DJTweeny: *ha!
NancyKat: Hey, it's Jamity JAM!
NancyKat: Hi, Tweeny!
DJTweeny: They're on Mickey Hart's 'Rolling Thunder' album
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Back in the day, my older brother was asked to join ToP, but Dad wouldn't let him quit high school!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They had one heck of a horn section
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| 8:52 PM: dweezle jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
DJTweeny: Hi dweezle
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Dweez!
NancyKat: Hi, dweezle...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Who's this playing now?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Deputy Dang', just granted probation at 8:53 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I can't quite place the voice...
DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DD!
DJTweeny: Carrie Newcomer from Indiana
DJTweeny: a Quaker
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not familiar with her but I like this!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Deputy Dang: Good morning. I'm on a new installation of Windows. Not sure if I have a media player yet.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:54 PM and late as usual, it's Captain Equinox, just back from Hellmouth."
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
NancyKat: Hi Dep. Dang!
NancyKat: An' Cap. Eq.
Deputy Dang: Hi JAM and Nancy!
DJTweeny: Carrie Newcomer - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Newcomer
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Capt. Eq!
||||||||| 8:55 PM: EWeston jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Aye, Captain...
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Captain Equinox: Hay, Man - you guys HOLDING?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Natch...
Deputy Dang: No man, my doctor said I had to cut back.
NancyKat: Cap. EQ.-Yes, but holding WHAT is the Q.
DJTweeny: man...
EWeston: Hi Tweeny Jam NacyK, Depty, an the gut with the guitar.
NancyKat: Hiho, EW!
EWeston: Forgot the capt
Captain Equinox: Nyuk Nyuk
NancyKat: Natch...jackson...you wanna hear me rap?
Captain Equinox: Now I think I'll hold it over here...
EWeston: Just don't hold it up to the light
||||||||| Catherwood ushers TimmMcCoy.com inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
NancyKat: Hi, Timm1
TimmMcCoy.com: Hello fellow mutants!
EWeston: Timm man
Captain Equinox: Hey, Timm!
DJTweeny: Yo Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: How's ya'll? Im freaking great tonight!
Deputy Dang: Yay! I have audio!
EWeston: Swat you with my pesudopod
TimmMcCoy.com: Working with a legend in parody with 2 songs. More later.
DJTweeny: good to hear Timm :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: TMC I'm enlivened by your greatness
EWeston: Sounds funville
TimmMcCoy.com: Oh garsh (kicks dirt)
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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TimmMcCoy.com: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 13, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
NancyKat: It is not I who am crazy...it is I who am MAD!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts rebozoette in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That wouldn't be Weird Al?
NancyKat: Bak to the shadows again?
DJTweeny: Yo rebozo
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
NancyKat: hi Rebozo!
TimmMcCoy.com: ALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!
rebozoette: Captain Equinox Deputy Dang DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com long llurk ish hi all
TimmMcCoy.com: Can't say Johan.
EWeston: Rebozoette her own bad self
rebozoette: how is youes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Loved Crowley's show Hexercize
Captain Equinox: Hiya!
rebozoette: ew to the bones
NancyKat: Summon Shub-Niggurath and get it over with...
TimmMcCoy.com: Hexercision for the Masses
EWeston: One cat asleep behind me, the other terrorising the landscape
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rebozo! good to see ya
TimmMcCoy.com: TWEENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rebozoette: you all look good in the magic mirror
TimmMcCoy.com: I LOVE THIS COLLECTION!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Virginia."
EWeston: Hope Cat's not near the fire zones in BC
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: Hello everyone.
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
EWeston: Beetman! Waz real
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet daddy!
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! **
Now playing: a DOMM Hour Hour broadcast “EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS A COMMUNIST”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
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Beet: Hi Dr.
Beet: Mr. EW, greetings
Beet: Hi JAM
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gotta nail down a few details in the real world. Back in a few...
NancyKat: Hi BEET!
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Check your forlock
Beet: Howdy Nancy
TimmMcCoy.com: Keep gettin bumped. darn it
TimmMcCoy.com: Hello: Beet Captain Equinox DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Deputy Dang
Beet: Hi Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Groat cakes, with extra 30 weight
EWeston: I prefer taco sauce
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Captain Equinox: Slipped past my meridians
EWeston: But the saint bernard tookem down
rebozoette: woman in laughs
EWeston: Goyals, I can never spell it
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What is her husband doing getting HER clothes dirty? Hmm...
Deputy Dang: catching Johns
EWeston: Tackleing drug dealers in alleyways?
rebozoette: your frogs are spinnin
EWeston: Well they're heels, so there;s that
Beet: I think I successfully avoided Topaz
TimmMcCoy.com: Our receptionist is named Helen Waite. If you really need attention, go to Helen Waite.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho falls out at 9:15 PM.
EWeston: Otherwise wait here
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Elmer Ho: Hello dear fiends
EWeston: Ello Elmer
Beet: Hey Ho
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: breaker breaker Elmer
Elmer Ho: 10-4, tweeny
Beet: I had a '56 Chevy. Best car ever.
Elmer Ho: possibly old news, but the other day I found out where "Mixville" came from
TimmMcCoy.com: ELMER!!!!
Elmer Ho: TIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I got hit by a 56 Chevvy when I was 3yo
TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood drinks for everyone, on me, please!
||||||||| Catherwood snubs TimmMcCoy.com
EWeston: Never forget my 97 Marmoset
Beet: Wsn't mine
TimmMcCoy.com: 65 Carmen Gia
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can't think of the Ghia without thinking of Get Smart
EWeston: That was a good year for bar scotch
Elmer Ho: we had a 59 Rambler that the driver's door wouldn't open
DJTweeny: Where did Mixville come from, Elmer?
Elmer Ho: had to get in the back seat and crawl over to the front
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Where did the Scotch get barred from exactly?
TimmMcCoy.com: That Rambler have push button shifting like the old Nash's had?
Elmer Ho: tweeny - the story is Ossman lived in a little cluster of houses that had once been Tom Mix's guest houses
EWeston: The swimming deck. The temptation would've been too much
DJTweeny: We had an old Dodge wagon with pushbutton gear shifting
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HA!, Elmer! Wow!
DJTweeny: Ah, interesting Elmer
rebozoette: send food
Elmer Ho: story is here - http://lineaforma.com/my-la-story/
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: I confess we had a Valiant wagon. Then a Plymuth wagen with the push button trans
||||||||| 9:22 PM: Lil jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
EWeston: Lil hiya
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening' Lil!
Lil: Heya EW
DJTweeny: allo Lil
Lil: Jammy
Lil: 'Lo Tweeny
Elmer Ho: the houses were on Alvarado Street, hence the frequent references to Alvarado
DJTweeny: Pico & Alvarado is an actual intersection in L.A., isn't it?
Beet: Hi Lil
Lil: Lots of valley street names come up in Nick Danger while he's driving
Lil: Beet darlin' how you be
TimmMcCoy.com: dont remember Alvarado, but Sepulveda
Beet: Just read the Mixville story. Cool story
Lil: Yep that's what I was thinking of Timm
Lil: Pico and Alvarado come up in Dwarf
TimmMcCoy.com: Fairfax to Sepulveda to Pico
Elmer Ho: yes, according to Mr Google, Pico and Alvarado is a real intersection
Elmer Ho: https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0468502,-118.2828878,17.5z
Lil: nice Elmer
Beet: Justfine, Miss Lil. Thanks
TimmMcCoy.com: Isnt that near Terrace Park?
TimmMcCoy.com: No maps here
Lil: good to hear Beat boyo
DJTweeny: I thought I remembered Cat saying that, Elmer
Lil: God these women are snobs
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: MacArthur Park melted in the dark... Dark what, I don't know...
EWeston: Dark nuggies
Elmer Ho: something something "left the cake out in the rain" something something
Lil: LOL Elmer
TimmMcCoy.com: Yes Fairfax does cross Pico
||||||||| Outside, the 9:30 PM downtown bus from California pulls away, leaving Not Ed coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Lil: Someone left a cake out in the rain
rebozoette: hi lil
Beet: Back in the ancient days, the ladies wore actual skirts in my highschool. Almost alien now.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: chinese opera - some of the most challenging listening I have ever endured.
Not Ed: Can't stay but hey! Will czech back laterz!
rebozoette: it moved from left to right
Elmer Ho: sayonara Ed
Lil: Hi Rebozo almost missed you there in lower case lol
DJTweeny: evenin' NE
EWeston: Just wing it then
Not Ed: Bombs away!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Beet: Hi rebo
EWeston: Real gong
NancyKat: *Broke out in guffaws at "Tweedle lessons"* Tweedle bugs...
Beet: Love this description of old New York.
Elmer Ho: hmm... brow cleavage
EWeston: Don't let the rats into it
Lil: Remember the recent video of the subway rat stealing a piece of pizza
EWeston: I missed that one
Elmer Ho: my main memory of NYC in thgetting on a subway into town, and the first thing I saw on coming out of the station was dumpster overturned in the middle of the street
Elmer Ho: **"in the 1970s"
Lil: Shame EW the slice was about three times the size of the rat
rebozoette: dares somein goin on obber dare
Lil: pfff this is all Manhattan envy
rebozoette: bums bums everywhere
EWeston: A metric if anyone gets bit by a radioactive rat
DJTweeny: didn't you used to live in NYC, rebozoette?
Beet: Such a bizarre, interesting place.
Elmer Ho: is it just me or does Annalee sound very pretentious?
EWeston: Sounds English
Lil: I just said that up above
Lil: snobs
Elmer Ho: not just English, but some how affected
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: From the Rollinson clan?
Beet: a milestone
Lil: Tiny stayed on at BAI didn't she?
DJTweeny: sounds a bit like an Australian accent to me
Lil: HEY I grew up in Yonkers :-P
rebozoette: goin as far away from yonkers as a girl can get
DJTweeny: ah, maybe I was thinking of you Lil
Lil: LOL
rebozoette: parkchester
Lil: that;s part of the Bronx I think
rebozoette: just quoting hello dolly lil
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Lil: you were thinking of me Tweeny? why thank you
rebozoette: it is where I grew up
EWeston: They play a mean kazoo in parkchester
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:53 PM and llanwydd sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Lil: ah yes I remember Dolly
llanwydd: good evening
Lil: how do llan
Beet: Hi llan
rebozoette: ew you know my mom
EWeston: IIan good part of day of choice
Elmer Ho: hellllllllllo lllllan....
EWeston: The bruises still hurt in bad weather
Captain Equinox: I remember Dali
rebozoette: on micro fish ha
DJTweeny: pwairile lol
DJTweeny: hey llan
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: hows everybody?
llanwydd: its pronounce pure isle
DJTweeny: doin' fine thanks, and you?
llanwydd: pronounced
Beet: Speaking for everybody, we are fine.
Lil: lol Beet
llanwydd: I d like to say i am doing fine but my air conditioner is on the fritz
llanwydd: cant get it fixed till tomorrow
EWeston: Considering taking up wombat juggling
llanwydd: not too cool n florida. no pun intended
DJTweeny: puerile |ˈpyoŏ(ə)rəl; ˈpyoŏrˌīl| adjective childishly silly and trivial : you're making puerile excuses.
Beet: That is tragic. I barely have air conditioning but I would die without it.
DJTweeny: lol EW
EWeston: Lotta heat in the nation, even Minnisota
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
llanwydd: phil thought it was pwer ile
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: The sheding may be a deal breaker
DJTweeny: have to get the hairless variety
rebozoette: he did not go to the right festival
EWeston: But then their tatoos will show
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
rebozoette: make up with makeup
EWeston: Where can you but a reliable wombat cover. Mary Kay?
Captain Equinox: Gotta go - Thai food awaits.
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying!
llanwydd: thai food mary?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: He's turning over!
DJTweeny: bye Capt
Beet: Nite Cap.
Captain Equinox: No BVD!
EWeston: Trafficking in Elbow Shrimp eh?
rebozoette: play the right keys
||||||||| Outside, the 10:10 PM bus from Boulder pulls away, leaving Sir Sydney Fudd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Beet: Hey, Sid
Elmer Ho: howdy Sidd
Sir Sydney Fudd: *cough* Hello.
EWeston: Hello hic
DJTweeny: Hi Syd
Sir Sydney Fudd: Earlier this year I saw Colorado license plate UH CLEM in a Ralph Spoilsport Motors frame.
DJTweeny: catherwood, give Syd a quarter for his cough
||||||||| Catherwood gets syd a quarter for his cough.
DJTweeny: cool, Syd :)
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
rebozoette: are for breakfast
rebozoette: how dry I am
EWeston: Are you drinking wrong?
DJTweeny: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
EWeston: My brother mentioned a few month's ago that apparently we haven't been drinking water correctly all these centuries
DJTweeny: we should be snorting it?
Beet: OK, EW, how should we drink water?
EWeston: No that's for chocolate these days. More hydroxal and hydronium maybe
EWeston: I didn't go and pay to find out. I'm content to be ignorant on this
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Elmer Ho: Ignorance, like virtue, is its own reward
Beet: Aw, darn, I was ready to get edumacated.
EWeston: Given the premise that we only recently discovered how to properly consume water I confess to being a doubter
Elmer Ho: it's been swell but time for me to turn in
Elmer Ho: nytol...
EWeston: gumbyie
||||||||| Elmer Ho scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elmer Ho?! It's 10:28 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Beet: Have a nice evening, El
Sir Sydney Fudd: Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have H 2 O, please." The second one says "I'll have H 2 O too." Which one died? :-)
Beet: I have been to Cadiz
Lil: I love Ossman's voice
EWeston: The parrot
Lil: LOL
EWeston: It was him or me!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm not the man I used to be. Then who is he?
EWeston: Anyone catch Alex Jones fascination with talking gorrila pig human hybrds?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: half man, half pig, & half talking gorilla
EWeston: Only one and a half madmen
Sir Sydney Fudd: Duke of Half Madness Motors just doesn't have the same ring.
EWeston: They've been gathering in hords in the Mid west, believe me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: WRIGHT FLYER IT'S CALLED
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sorry didn't mean to shout - caps button locked
EWeston: Preceeded by a long line of wrong flyers
Sir Sydney Fudd: that's Wong Flyers, made in China
Beet: Very profiund way to wrap up the program
rebozoette: great great
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Agreed, beet!
Sir Sydney Fudd: But two Wongs don't make a Wright. :-)
NancyKat: Whoowhoo!
EWeston: No, but three do
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS, I TELL YOU!! **
Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SNAKEHEAD SYMPHONY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
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||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'NutPunchPanda', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Nut!
DJTweeny: Hi Panda
EWeston: NPP got your BVD order here
Beet: hello nut
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
EWeston: A spanked new world
EWeston: NOOO
NancyKat: Hare-brained hyena?
Sir Sydney Fudd: (sings) "There's a man who needs a Box Of Danger ..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hysterical Half-wit?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
EWeston: Halitosis flavored hamperr
Lil: Is that new Tweeny, the youtube channel?
DJTweeny: It's only been up for a few months, as far as I know
Sir Sydney Fudd: Gandhi: super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
EWeston: LOL Sid
Beet: Hey, this is Thursday.
EWeston: A coinsidence, I'm shur
Rufus_T_Firetween: oddly enough, it happens to be, Beet
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: They said Thursday was humorless
NancyKat: Yes?
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Sir Syd!
EWeston: Find hamlet Tykio
DJTweeny: They were sorely mistaken, Beet
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NutPunchPanda - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! C u all next week! g'nite!
DJTweeny: nite, Johan
Beet: You're right, Yween.
Lil: Night Jammy
EWeston: So long JAM
Beet: Nite, JAM
EWeston: It Mouring in Hamerica!
rebozoette: nite jam
Beet: Cool
Sir Sydney Fudd: It's been mourning in America since the election ...
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Beet: Twas a good time. Thanks everybody. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
EWeston: Seems along time ago.
rebozoette: Beet DJTweeny dweezle EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil NancyKat rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Sir Sydney Fudd thanks tweeny great funly
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
NancyKat: Meow meow all! 8HUGGS* Thanks Tweeny!
EWeston: Well its time to hot wire the cheeswing and sail off into the bog, by all.
Deputy Dang: night night
Deputy Dang: thanks for the show, Tweeny
DJTweeny: You're all very welcome :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Lil: Night all.
||||||||| Around 11:13 PM, Sir Sydney Fudd walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dweezle - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sir Sydney Fudd
TimmMcCoy.com
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://lineaforma.com/my-la-story/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Newcomer
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0468502,-118.2828878,17.5z
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd



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