A Firesign Chat
07/27/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 27, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with RedPillTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:27 AM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
||||||||| It's 8:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| DJTweeny sneaks in around 8:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| "8:13 PM? 8:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Outside, the 8:35 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving NancyKat coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
NancyKat: DERP.
NancyKat: Hi, DJTweeny!
DJTweeny: Hey Nancy :)
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Bob Weir)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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NancyKat: YAY...Love the Weir.
DJTweeny: Ace is a cool album
||||||||| Captain Equinox waltzes in at 8:48 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Ahoy Captain
Captain Equinox: Avast!
NancyKat: Hey, Cap. EQ.!
Captain Equinox: Howdy, NK!
Captain Equinox: Are you kn the Facebook?
Captain Equinox: *on*
DJTweeny: I is
NancyKat: I is as well.
Captain Equinox: I know you are DJ- we're FB friends.
DJTweeny: I know ;)
Captain Equinox: NK - under what moniker?
||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM bus from Washington pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
NancyKat: Susan M. Von-Droste
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet gets out at 8:53 PM.
Beet: Evening fellow Fireheads!
NancyKat: Damn, there goes my mystique...
NancyKat: Beet!
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 8:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Beet
Beet: Howdy Miss Nan
EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny NancyKat and Capt EQ, and Beet, and Johan, and...
Beet: Hi, Dr Tween
Captain Equinox: Good,NK - we're already connected too.
Beet: Hello Mr. EW
Captain Equinox: Hey, EW
Captain Equinox: Keep it sweet, Beet.
Beet: Evening Cap'm
NancyKat: Jam and EW!
||||||||| Cat bounds in at 8:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Captain Equinox: Hi JAM!
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
EWeston: I'm tempted to say,:Welll hallooo Willlburrr
Beet: The Catster!
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
Cat: Nice music. High, all.
Beet: I think we have a quorum now.
Captain Equinox: Hi Cat
Beet: Hi JAM
EWeston: Missed the kitty sneaking in
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey there Capt! DJT, NancyKE, & beet!
DJTweeny: from Bob Weir's "Ace" album
Captain Equinox: *yes*
NancyKat: Hi, Cat!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: AND cat!!!
EWeston: A quorum, good. Cut or deal?
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: Don't think I have ever heard this one before. Pretty nice.
||||||||| 8:57 PM: PrincipalPoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Cat: I like this.
NancyKat: AHH!! POOP!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, PP!
Cat: Hi Poop
Beet: Any old business, new business?
PrincipalPoop: hallo :)
DJTweeny: The P-man
EWeston: Now the man with the tapes and all around nice guy...
Beet: Howdy Poop!
PrincipalPoop: myob
Captain Equinox: Hey, PP
Beet: lol poop
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
PrincipalPoop: business or pleasure?
Captain Equinox: Nunya...bizness
PrincipalPoop: old pleasure, new pleasure?
Beet: old or new
||||||||| Catherwood escorts rebozoette into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 27, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cat: rebo
DJTweeny: yo rebo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reboot!
EWeston: Mz Ette
PrincipalPoop: is the song hot fun in the summertime or hot time in the summer fun?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rebozoette!
rebozoette: Beet Captain Equinox Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat PrincipalPoop yo yoy yo
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!
Beet: Hi rebo
rebozoette: hi tweeny
rebozoette: mr ew
rebozoette: jam and beet onderbar
Cat: happy almost birthday, phil
PrincipalPoop: 77 lordy lordy, it is 20 more years before we can consider him really old lol
Beet: Yo, Happy Birthday, Big Phil!
rebozoette: camp that camp
EWeston: Dam up the ants for laters
Cat: 77. will we see him strip on sunset?
PrincipalPoop: lend me your comb
EWeston: Promise no cooties?
PrincipalPoop: i never promised you a rose garden cootie free
Beet: King of Austin
EWeston: You told me those were aphids
PrincipalPoop: just a little bit
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or ephids?
EWeston: Choke...Immigrants!
Captain Equinox: Whoops - lost the audio
||||||||| Deputy Dang enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
PrincipalPoop: mine is fine, and the audio too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Whoops - I'm an Indian
Beet: Richard Rogers Master of Melody
EWeston: Deputy Dee
Captain Equinox: Got it back
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Dang me!
PrincipalPoop: nobodies friend
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! **
Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out THIS COUNTRY at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv
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EWeston: Giff heem the aphids
Cat: DD
DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy
Captain Equinox: JAM, that was Roger Miller
NancyKat: Further Adieu or ague/
PrincipalPoop: aphids? we don't need no steenking aphids
EWeston: I dipped them in the the shellac
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's Elmer Ho, just back from Funfun Town."
Cat: EH
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, of courses it was, Cap't.! High from the highest three...
Beet: Yo Ho
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
Elmer Ho: Hello dear friends
EWeston: Elmer halloo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: tree
PrincipalPoop: ello elmer
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, ElmerH!
EWeston: farfigneutron
Elmer Ho: howdy Beet Tweeny EW PP and JAM
PrincipalPoop: ach ach ach ach
NancyKat: G hoseyphats!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln
rebozoette: I found it at the five and dime
PrincipalPoop: great caesar's ghost
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Nice toenail polish Caesar
Cat: you throw a salad on caesar?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great Scot, Holmes, it IS great toenail polish!
PrincipalPoop: who tossed the salad?
rebozoette: you can't pickle that
Captain Equinox: Caesar is the Salad Dressing Dude.
EWeston: Hidden pickle salad. Soon at a haberdashery near you
PrincipalPoop: let him wear whatever he wants
rebozoette: toga
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't pickle that up! You don't know where it's been...
PrincipalPoop: a salad toga, no anchonvies
EWeston: I wouldn't say a word against those hubcaps
EWeston: Or mister Assenger
||||||||| 9:15 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
PrincipalPoop: NE
Cat: HI Not
Not Ed: Is this Elmertown?
EWeston: Not Ed quota reached, at last
Beet: hi ed
DJTweeny: Hi ≠Ed
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NotEd!
Not Ed: lol Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:16 PM, dragging llanwydd by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: well, noted, NotEd!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Touch and see if we're tacky
llanwydd: howdy folks
DJTweeny: Yo Llan
EWeston: IIan yow
Elmer Ho: helllllo Llllllan
PrincipalPoop: llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: plan! how goes it?
Cat: Hi Llan
Not Ed: Hi Cat n PPoop n JAM n Beet n EW
Not Ed: Hey llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, how goes it?
Beet: hi llan
PrincipalPoop: the shellac not dry yet?
Elmer Ho: ok, who here is not not Ed
llanwydd: goes quite nice, thanks for asking
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: Cheers NancyK reboz Elmer
NancyKat: Sorry needed to re boot the comp...
llanwydd: when I met phil he looked like he was 40
NancyKat: Hi, Not ed...
DJTweeny: Proc is one really talented guy :)
Cat: Nancy! It's You.
llanwydd: that was in april 81
EWeston: No its dry...now.
Elmer Ho: sometime PP seems like several talented guys
Not Ed: Truth Tweeny
PrincipalPoop: did not see you had left, but wb
DJTweeny: Indeed, Elmer
NancyKat: And DD an' rebozo respectively.
Cat: lol ho
Cat: their brains are that sharp,. they take us with them.
Not Ed: Hi DDang
Elmer Ho: and it is indeed Procmer's burthday, at least in UTC time
PrincipalPoop: coming from a pinhead, not saying much
llanwydd: he must be an early leo
Cat: do we have other times?
Not Ed: luv this
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is hilarious!
PrincipalPoop: doesn't penicillian fix UTC?
DJTweeny: yes, Proc's birthday is the 28th
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
llanwydd: actually when I met him he pulled his zodiac necklace out of his shirt and showed me
Cat: they were doing stuff like this at yale in the 50s
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, PP!
PrincipalPoop: manyanah is the bidet bday
EWeston: I was wondering today about the state of astrology when the moon was only 15000 miles away
llanwydd: I asked him what Firesign Theatre meant and that was part of his explanation
llanwydd: how long ago was that, wes?
Not Ed: Figures, llan
PrincipalPoop: pulling things out and showing them to other people, my lawyers advised me against that
llanwydd: today its about a quarter of a million miles
DJTweeny: lol P
EWeston: That was around 4.2-3 Billion years ago
PrincipalPoop: is it going to crash? should I panic and run amok?
EWeston: The Moon had just formed as a solid body
Not Ed: depends whether the thing is pulled out or whipped out
PrincipalPoop: billions of years ago? you said something about today...
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Bob Handlejob
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This putz me in mind of that fwind fwom Wome, Bigith Dikith
Captain Equinox: I dare!
EWeston: Trippy thing the earth's angukar momentum has been pushing the moon away for the last 4 point ought years.
PrincipalPoop: teased out....
Cat: indeed, jam
rebozoette: make a wave
llanwydd: and yet when you see nighttime paintings from centuries ago, the moon looks much much bigger than it is today
EWeston: I can multi time PP
Not Ed: I learned today that we're all made of stuff from other galaxies
DJTweeny: The Life Of Brian has some extremely funny moments
Not Ed: lint, old gum, used twist-ties...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Perhaps the moon WAS bigger. Perhaps all that going around has worn it down over the millinnea
EWeston: How is that matter taged?
llanwydd: what have the bloody romans ever done for us!
llanwydd: brought peace
llanwydd: OH, PEACE!
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Beet: Every breath that you take has at least one molecule of oxygen breathed by Julius Caeser
EWeston: They disappeared their recipe for concrete
Not Ed: haha
Cat: harrison wanted to make that film and get into making films in general. serendipitious.
Not Ed: llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is one of the single funniest FST routines ever, IMO!
PrincipalPoop: oh that is what that taste is, I thought it was, well nevermind
Cat: one so uncountable, jam
PrincipalPoop: a pax on everybody
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: so true, cat!
Not Ed: In some countries you can be castigated for bad puns right there in public or worse
Not Ed: So, you know....
Cat: i cant count the number of favourite firesign bits
PrincipalPoop: hehe he said castigated hehe
Elmer Ho: yikes, castigated?
EWeston: And a Vulcan cheese melt upon thee
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Elmer, you're thinking of conjugated
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
PrincipalPoop: a melted cheese log, yum
PrincipalPoop: hehehe he said conjugated hehe
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Not Ed: lol
EWeston: The crunchy bits are probably bacon
Not Ed: Hey! (love that Russ touch)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lark bones is aspect, E!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat
llanwydd: what do marshmallows have to do with despair?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The crunchy bits that is
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: Well, if you have a cup of hot cocoa...
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Good thing his throat never heard that
llanwydd: I am already on there as Prospero
DJTweeny: and no marshmallows
llanwydd: Oh, I get it, tween
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or even a whole cup, djyt
PrincipalPoop: sounds like a Danny Kaye song, just point a link, to a pic, in the chat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
NancyKat: The vessle with the pestle...
Cat: lets talk about the dodgers
PrincipalPoop: one of the original rappers lol
EWeston: Mortorize, today
Not Ed: The radio is broken
Cat: main topic of conversatin when i was a kid in la
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Danny Kaye song lyrics wee trip tongue twisterrs worse than any Gilbert & Sullivan
llanwydd: thanks for the link
Cat: you could instantly make friends with anyone.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
PrincipalPoop: lots of my friends in high school were athletic supporters
EWeston: Contact Hi. forgot that one
Not Ed: Yepsk TY 4 linkage.
DJTweeny: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: apathy birthday to you!
Beet: lol
llanwydd: I saw a coolvideo on youtube a few weeks ago of some high school drama club kids doing the original nick danger
EWeston: And a pathyday to you too toot
PrincipalPoop: that is true, not a lot you can say about apathy
Cat: vin sculy got us ready for firesign a decade later. the wonders of voice.
llanwydd: they were pretty good for amateurs
DJTweeny: "Nobody cares anymore. I don't care, but it's a government job though and they're hard to..."
PrincipalPoop: ronnie started as a sports announcer
Beet: I don't care about apathy
EWeston: Inspiring material
Cat: and it doesnt care about you, beet
DJTweeny: haha
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: That's fair
PrincipalPoop: the torch is passed to a new generation of nick you are such a tool...
rebozoette: stop lickin yur ingers
EWeston: Toes still ok?
NancyKat: rebozo-but the mozz sticks are so good!
rebozoette: lol lick um if ya got um
Elmer Ho: speaking of food, a true fact: Der Wienerschnitzel doesn't sell wienerschnitze.
PrincipalPoop: something something can't be licked, I forget what
Elmer Ho: everyone needs to know that
PrincipalPoop: do they still have Der W?
EWeston: Our new communications director thinks Bannon can
PrincipalPoop: last one I saw was way back in the 90s
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Actually, it CAN be licked, as long as the government employees never find out...
Elmer Ho: dunno - did they go out of business?
rebozoette: elbows amd knee creases
PrincipalPoop: you are allowed to stick your elbow in your ear, I know that
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's FST Page >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor
Cat: i ate and drank at a wonderful restaurant in paris called Spring last month.
EWeston: Just not both in one, I think.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Proctor at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Proctor
llanwydd: its always springtime in paris
PrincipalPoop: tu me tuer mon ami, mais tres bien et magnifique
Elmer Ho: PP - according to Wikipedia (so you know it's true) they're now just Wienerschnitzel (no Der - or is it no duh?)
DJTweeny: Der just means The, doesn't it?
PrincipalPoop: cool, they had good hot dogs and something else, the shakes or fries or something...
Cat: http://www.springparis.fr/en/
EWeston: Thought it was das
DJTweeny: hmmm
Elmer Ho: yeah, it's been a long time since I was there - we don't have them where I live now
PrincipalPoop: that comedian with the wild hair used to say hello der
llanwydd: I tried making wienerschitzel about a year ago
Elmer Ho: der, das, die - depends on the gender
llanwydd: it could have used some kind of sauce
Cat: it's food so good that every atom in your palate thanks you for giving you these tastes.
DJTweeny: 3 genders in Germany?
EWeston: Das Kanker!
NancyKat: I believe it's a difference between singular and plural.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Male, female, & neuter
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
rebozoette: plumpkin
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
PrincipalPoop: yes, the french have excellent palates, mine is shot
Elmer Ho: llan - there's a variant called Jaegerschnitzel that has a sort of brown sauce on it
PrincipalPoop: at least 3, of course
llanwydd: I see
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Icy...
llanwydd: made from Jaegermeister?
Cat: this was my 3rd trip to Paris but the first time I consiously sought great food.
EWeston: Well one of them Don says can't join the military
PrincipalPoop: what movie was plumpkin in, the former disney actor...
Elmer Ho: lol - fortunately, no
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the FIRESIGN THEATRE FUNWAY at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/funway
rebozoette: carriage me back to old
EWeston: Lost at sea. Tied up to a dock, or duck
PrincipalPoop: maybe the guy that stalked jerry lewis, ahh nevermind...
llanwydd: I have been on the funway
PrincipalPoop: why a duck?
Captain Equinox: Don't start that one! lol
EWeston: Slave to fashion I B
rebozoette: barf bags get yer barf bags here
Not Ed: Pork?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I never understood that, PP
rebozoette: duck
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Elmer Ho: have to say FST's blackface stuff can seem a little borderline sometimes
PrincipalPoop: sorry but CE has spoken lol
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: This pork has feathers
Elmer Ho: it was a different time, i guess
rebozoette: via why a
llanwydd: oh, porkfeathers!
PrincipalPoop: there is no way to safely walk those lines, same with the philipino and japanese accents
rebozoette: hogzilla
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: They have value?
PrincipalPoop: fresh pork eggs, on sale
EWeston: They're all over the trees
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What about pork salad annie?
PrincipalPoop: poke poke, not pork, geeesh
EWeston: Grannie bacame a Trust Fund Manager
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And there was the presidential version, Polk salad annie...
||||||||| Uncle Glen tiptoes in around 9:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Not Ed: Great choice, Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Unk!
Cat: Hi Glen
Not Ed: UGlen yay
EWeston: Glennster
Uncle Glen: Did I miss anything?
Elmer Ho: yup - good job as always Tweeny
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Captain Equinox: Got my DOMM - love it.
Cat: All of Proc's work is worth promoting
Captain Equinox: Gotta run, Kiddos!
Not Ed: Only the answer to the meaning of whatsit
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying!
Elmer Ho: sayonara capt - see you Sept 22
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Captain!
EWeston: Keep the pointy end up captin
Not Ed: Take care Cappy
PrincipalPoop: she is into annus, annuties.
Uncle Glen: The lights went out in the bathroom and I missed everything!
Cat: by cap
PrincipalPoop: salute CE
Beet: See ya Cap'm
Not Ed: You can't say that on the internet
NancyKat: BB CE!
PrincipalPoop: can I say what?
EWeston: And ant annuals
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any connection to the Lionel Barrymore film of the same name?
Not Ed: I see
Not Ed blinks.
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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'
rebozoette: wow
PrincipalPoop: and the mailman always rings twice...
Cat: hope y'all like this.
llanwydd: which barryore film?
EWeston: What has happened to your nose?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Death Takes A Holiday
Cat: it just sniffed the air in rome
PrincipalPoop: this is the theme song of the old dick van dyke show, no, my mistake
rebozoette: woodbyne
llanwydd: never saw it
Not Ed: PP's birthday tomorrow gosh what will we give him
EWeston: Air by FedeX?
PrincipalPoop: a wedgie?
llanwydd: what do you get the man who has everything?
EWeston: Atomic, or thermonuclear
rebozoette: hugs and kisses
EWeston: Well if you want to be all sappy, and human
PrincipalPoop: still hot where you are huh rebozo?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I liked it Llan, A Grandfather, Barrymore, traps the angel of death ups tree so nothing, including Barrymore, can die.
Elmer Ho: who is this?
EWeston: Cat
PrincipalPoop: no it is cease
llanwydd: I saw it in the leonard maltin guide. If I am not mistaken, frederick march was in it
rebozoette: breaks in the heat thundery Pince
Elmer Ho: i meant, who is the character in the story
Cat: i'm oding a kind of audio autobiography here
EWeston: Schrodingies Cat
Elmer Ho: way cool
Cat: i'm telling tales, continuing from last week's train to hell
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, he played the angel of death. The grandfather wanted to stay with his grandson
PrincipalPoop: i was being polite, I will ask bluntly, are you neked again tonight?
rebozoette: yes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: No feather tonight then
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: under my clothes, Poop, I am...
PrincipalPoop: oh my, thank you
Not Ed: of course
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
rebozoette: humugity is way on
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Rufus_T_Firetween: Chinchillas are venomous?
PrincipalPoop: the chinchilla bit him, but he lived
EWeston: Only during the mating season
Not Ed: humugity
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
NancyKat: Were-Chinchillas...
Not Ed: great
PrincipalPoop: anybody here spell secatchyouyawn without cheating?
Not Ed: haha NK
PrincipalPoop: there chin chillers, brrrrrr
EWeston: Nope not in this life cycle
DJTweeny: chin chillers might be popular in Texas this tme of year
DJTweeny: was 101 today, supposed to be 103 tomorrow
PrincipalPoop: cool, cook on a sidewalk
EWeston: The NW has been dry, but temperant
PrincipalPoop: I thought temperance meant dry?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: M. Now there's another movie worthy of discussion....
PrincipalPoop: north by northwest or what?
Not Ed: Texas so close to Gulf muggy heat more than I thought
EWeston: I like to be vague. There's already 7000 people a day moving to Seattle
NancyKat: "Unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. rococo's pocket..."
Beet: Sitting here in my skivvies sweating in my almost air conditioning.
NancyKat: Our downstairs neighbors decided that they were too cold with their a/c...so they turned on the heat on top of that...
Cat: i'm wearing a sweater here in van.
Beet: That's disgusting
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The mid-south is sweltering. only 97, but humidity has heat indices in the 110 range. Code Orange atmosphere. Hard to breathe
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Cat: by the way, i saw a wonderful monet exhibtiotion at the vancouver art gallery today.
Elmer Ho: Nancy, are they elderly? if so please look out for them
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Capricius consumption
PrincipalPoop: did you skive in your skivvies?
Elmer Ho: my mother-in-law's brother and his wife did exactly that, and were found dead the next morning
PrincipalPoop: lordy ouch, poor things
Cat: https://www.vanartgallery.bc.ca/the_exhibitions/exhibit_claudemonet.html
Beet: Nothing alse to do
EWeston: My positions on skivies are orthodox
NancyKat: Elmer-They are...although I don't think they would take my advice if I gave it..or my help...well, at least the wife is...a pice of work...her husband is nice...
Beet: else
Cat: nice is good
Elmer Ho: understood, dealing with the elderly can be touchy
NancyKat: Elmer...wow...will keep an eye out then. Thir grandsons live with them, so they have in house monitoring I guess...
EWeston: Heat kills and looks to be a more common occurance for death
PrincipalPoop: when I hear claude now all I think of is waylong jennings song
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't get me started, Elmer...
Elmer Ho: not that i'm far from that demographic myself
PrincipalPoop: i resemble that remark, or something like that
Beet: A friend of mine just put into assisted care at the VA. Sad
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Uncle Glen - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat: by glen
PrincipalPoop: i did not see that uncle glen come in, sneaky bastard...
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Through a dirty glass reflected off a mirror a quarter mile away
Elmer Ho: you have to watch out for those Glen types
DJTweeny wonders if dengue fever is a better way to go than glaubner's
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or a quarter million miles away...
PrincipalPoop: like the zoom photo thing in bladerunner?
PrincipalPoop: Glen Close, hiding as a woman...
Beet: A funky phenomenon - exactly
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
EWeston: I'm three thoudsand lightyears from home
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ok, I'll turn 'em in, but the souls are gone, daddy, gone
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:12 PM, dragging 23rdOfGunekonde by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Beet: hi 23
DJTweeny: Hi 23
PrincipalPoop: how does one pronounce dengue anyway, does it rhyme with tongue?
NancyKat: Poop-Glen jacobs? Glen or Glena? Glen Gary Glen ross?
Elmer Ho: you and Mick, EW
Cat: my favourite flick
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo 23rd!
NancyKat: hi, 23
Beet: din gee
EWeston: But sybulents are forever
Cat: my favourite play
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Poop, it's Den-Gay
PrincipalPoop: so that is how you spell Gunekonde, thanks
23rdOfGunekonde: Hi all. Forward into the pest!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rhymes with BenGay
PrincipalPoop: dingy or dinghy?
Cat: jam the 23rd?
rebozoette: its only a worm hole
EWeston: Back Atcha
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: GREAT collage, cat!
Beet: That was great!
Not Ed: Good one Cat
23rdOfGunekonde: Fnordology excluded of course
PrincipalPoop: a lot of jumping around and thanks there cat...
EWeston: Yuppers
Elmer Ho: bery bery nice
NancyKat: Agreed!
EWeston: I only have a learners permit
PrincipalPoop: red shift again already? i heard this back in the naughts
||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY 77TH BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “RED SHIFT”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out RED SHIFT at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/
'
rebozoette: thanks cat
23rdOfGunekonde: Not 2 not 1 be yo favoree. No alternates 23
PrincipalPoop: 23 skidoo too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: back in a bit....
PrincipalPoop: ok jam
Cat: sorry poop i thought it was worth relistening. i think proc and ossman's acting as father and son are the best acting i've evetr heard. astonished that i wrote it.
EWeston: A prime number
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “RED SHIFT” at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/
Cat: austin was great on this, as usual
NancyKat: Marziform the maripan...
EWeston: They coming to terra foma away
PrincipalPoop: i am constantly amazed when you seem to take my nonsense seriously cat, but then I realize I am taking you too seriously lol
NancyKat: Dr.......mimory...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read the Red Shift Credits at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg
EWeston: Without life there would be no donuts
Beet: This is far out
Cat: i have so rare contact with anyone who's heard my work, it's easy to confuse
Cat: tha'ts elayne, who created this chat in 1995
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat: david and his son orson, then 10 as i recall
PrincipalPoop: huh? now I am confused, oh there is the girls voice...
DJTweeny: How old was Orson when you did this, Cat
DJTweeny: ?
DJTweeny: ah, you already answered
Cat: i'n guessing 10, not sure
EWeston: Drink to me only with thy duck, or with a duct
PrincipalPoop: dharma karma ghia
EWeston: Great tailfins on her
NancyKat: EW-And I shall Quack with mine? Or leave a feather in the cup and i'll not ask for a sheep.
rebozoette: its got chipotle
PrincipalPoop: don't squeeze the chairman, what country was that that punished bad puns?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
EWeston: I'll not interfere with your language lessons. I still think you made a mistake about the sheep
Elmer Ho: Cat - the back cover pic is great - took me a sec to catch on
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| 23rdOfGunekonde - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat: Merlyn contributed the dont squeeze joke.
PrincipalPoop: oh money find me
Cat: many joeks wre contriubted includidng austin, melinda and phil
PrincipalPoop: that is one of those you would recall who to give credit, or blame lol
PrincipalPoop: well hello dali, yes hello dali
EWeston: Japanese robo rock?
Cat: that was a segment from old chatter
Elmer Ho: gotta take my bows - thanks for a peasant evening
Not Ed: river dolls have fins....I see the truth of it
Cat: this guy is an old chatter too.
Cat: i love this bit
Elmer Ho: nytol
||||||||| At 10:27 PM, Elmer Ho scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ite elmer!
EWeston: Gumby Elmer
Not Ed: later EH
PrincipalPoop: ok elmer
Cat: by elmer
PrincipalPoop: what if they gave an orgy and nobody came?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ocean of wisdom = kundun
EWeston: They'd ask for a refund
PrincipalPoop: cum again?
PrincipalPoop: chi whiz
EWeston: Or take this cash and run card
Beet: bye elm
Cat: goo9d hemingway ref
PrincipalPoop: quite a stretch I'll say
rebozoette: ha right arms
EWeston: Farm out
rebozoette: keep on tacking
EWeston: Farm mars
PrincipalPoop: ernest or muriel?
EWeston: Liberty caps
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: oh, my, bar-dough! Is it time to pay my tab? One more for the road....
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a countdrum
EWeston: Keep the griffen on a leash next time
NancyKat: A nom molly?
rebozoette: leave that patella alone
PrincipalPoop: merv the perve
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: Hears he's getting a nice job in gummit
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Size matters in telescopes...
Beet: Didn't get to say g'nite to llan! Please accept in absentia.
EWeston: Wait. Something ate Molly??!
EWeston: Or offered her some finger food
PrincipalPoop: patella vannah white
Cat: austin gives life to the music of my words.
EWeston: He put life into many words
Rufus_T_Firetween: So actually, with the exception of Bergman, you have the whole FST in this play
Cat: plus Melinda and Ossman's son Orson
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “RED SHIFT” at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Red rover, red rover, send kundun right over....
Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read the Red Shift Credits at >> http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg
PrincipalPoop: cum passion? ohh compassion, ok
Cat: I think we are a multiple sourced creation, dedicated as all their work, to the enlightenmewnt of us all
DJTweeny sraps P with somme passion fruit
PrincipalPoop: thank you sir may I have another...
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give P another
||||||||| Catherwood gets p another.
PrincipalPoop: certainly cat
EWeston: I'd say think of the kiddies but their attention is fixed on their poker game
PrincipalPoop: thank you catherwood, may I have another?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to PrincipalPoop and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Cat: thqt was my prodcuer, doc tech, who did many voices
PrincipalPoop: passion fruit huh, anybody I know?
EWeston: Catherwood give pooper another
||||||||| Catherwood gives pooper another.
Cat: i hope all of my audio work is based on good sounding sounds
PrincipalPoop: a musical break, what is the word for that?
NancyKat: Interlude?
PrincipalPoop: i want more more
Cat: i wanteds to make this more a variety show, ala firesign.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: You do some interesting aural atmospheres
Deputy Dang: Interesting
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ... I'm gonna sell my house in town...
Cat: like all their radio shows, i always want music in my work
PrincipalPoop: qualude, yes interesting, ok
Beet: A remake of Steely Dan?
NancyKat: Entreacte? intermission?
EWeston: Catherwood dump a buckle on pooper
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to EWeston and queries "Something I can help with?"
PrincipalPoop: stealing glass?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not a remake, beet, but both refer to the Bodhisatva
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: I think I'll strike for lower wages
Beet: Just kidding
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A Prisoner reference!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
NancyKat: Grubsgrubs...
PrincipalPoop: already, I would wager for lower strikes
EWeston: Cooked in polyunsaturated Yin
Beet: Kill Time? Cool.
PrincipalPoop: oh money pay me
EWeston: Put up your steaks
PrincipalPoop: pull up your bootstraps
Cat: this is the best acting i've ever heard
Cat: thanks, phil and dave
PrincipalPoop: cherish is a word I use to describe
Beet: Gravity and its Opposite, Comedy.
EWeston: They're pulling back!
NancyKat: Beet-what aboot levity?
PrincipalPoop: that is dramatic beet
Beet: levity=Comedy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is a really unique play, cat. Funny, serious, far out. Truly entertraining!
EWeston: And its opposite drama
PrincipalPoop: there is no martian dolly lahma, just a good day
Cat: i'm proud of having written that and thast those guys acted it.
Beet: drama=gravity
EWeston: What's the opposite of bad acting?
PrincipalPoop: pullying a lot of strings and concepts there cat, yes happy bidet PPman
NancyKat: *Thumbs up*
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love,love, love all! Thanks to all!
rebozoette: brilliant cat Beet Cat Deputy Dang DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat PrincipalPoop Rufus_T_Firetween bozo on
rebozoette: thanks tweeny
NancyKat: Nigh Nigh all. *HUGG*>
Beet: This was fun. Thanks everybody. Happy Birthday Phil! Thanks, Cat, for some unique and intriguing creations. Thanks, Dr. Tween as always. G'Nite.
EWeston: Happhappyhappy birfdaze Phil
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: yes cat, you made a place for yourself in history, if you wanted one lol
Cat: maybe 2 weeks before a next one.
PrincipalPoop: night all, keep cool, ciaooo
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Cat: hope you all beneft. you can do the same thing for yourselves now.
||||||||| Cat rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Sknnyrabit', just granted probation at 11:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Sknnyrabit: hello, deer friends...
||||||||| Sknnyrabit walks away to The Portrait Gallery.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sknnyrabit - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 1:23 AM and Rileysch bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Rileysch: catherwood please lynch ilikecoyotes's nigger
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Rileysch and says "Did you want me?"
Rileysch: catherwood lynch ilikecoyotes's nigger
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Rileysch and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Rileysch: catherwood kill this nigger
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Rileysch
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rileysch: catherwood kiss my asshole
||||||||| Catherwood kisses my asshole
||||||||| 1:25 AM: taiwanon jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
taiwanon: catherwood please pass out these flyers for shen yun
||||||||| Catherwood passes out these flyers for shen yun.
Rileysch: yes hello taiwanon
Rileysch: catherwood please kill yourself
||||||||| Catherwood kills himself .
taiwanon: rip
Rileysch: catherwood please hit this blunt
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Rileysch and mumbles "Did you want something?"
Rileysch: catherwood I thought you were dead
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Rileysch
Rileysch: catherwood please touch my bum
||||||||| Catherwood touches Rileysch's bum.
taiwanon: catherwood go give evbo his afternoon snack
||||||||| Catherwood gets evbo his afternoon snack.
Rileysch: catherwood please slowly stroke me
||||||||| Catherwood strokes Rileysch.
taiwanon: keep spreading propaganda catherwood youre going great!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to taiwanon and says "Did you want something?"
taiwanon: catherwood i have a question
||||||||| Catherwood ignores taiwanon
taiwanon waves
taiwanon poops big
taiwanon leaves
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| taiwanon - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rileysch - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
23rdOfGunekonde
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rileysch
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sknnyrabit
taiwanon
Uncle Glen
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/funway
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/
http://www.seemreal.com/redshift/RSCD_Inside_s.jpg
http://www.seemreal.com
http://www.springparis.fr/en/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Proctor
https://www.vanartgallery.bc.ca/the_exhibitions/exhibit_claudemonet.html
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd



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