A Firesign Chat
10/19/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 19, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:30 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 7:36 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| "8:09 PM? 8:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "johan amadeus myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as johan amadeus myjetski enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| 8:35 PM: NancyKat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
NancyKat: *Walks into the room and immediately into a great sandstone building*
NancyKat: DJtweeny! JAM!
DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Nancy
DJTweeny: music in two minutes
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Music about Paris)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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DJTweeny: So how are you folks doing this fine evening?
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give NancyKat a bandage for her nose
||||||||| Catherwood hands nancykat a bandage for her nose.
NancyKat: fank juo, kaverwoof...
NancyKat: Am ok, got internet back, so i can be with all of you fine folks once more.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hello Nancy! HiYas, DJT!
DJTweeny: lol Nancy
DJTweeny: Ah, so you didn't have net last Sunday Nancy?
NancyKat: Nope. I've listened to the stream tho'.
DJTweeny: kewl
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi cease
cease: Hi all
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi cat!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Captain Equinox', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
Captain Equinox: LLLLOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
cease: who is this?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
johan amadeus myjetski: bon jour, mon capitan!
cease: sounds familiar
Captain Equinox: Hey, all!
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
cease: the werewolves of london dune?
johan amadeus myjetski: bruce cockburn, maybe?
NancyKat: Hiya, Cap. an' Cease!
DJTweeny: This is James McMurtry
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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cease: hey, that's a good halloween tune
cease: dont sound like bruce
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 19, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: ok, i don't know that name, tween
cease: i thinking of halloween tunes and bits now
DJTweeny: Austin musician
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging rebozoette by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
DJTweeny: James McMurtry - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_McMurtry
cease: hi rebo
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
rebozoette: Captain Equinox cease DJTweeny johan amadeus myjetski NancyKat hi cats
johan amadeus myjetski: I was a free man in paris....
cease: cap
cease: nothing's free in paris
johan amadeus myjetski: Rebo n da haus!
DJTweeny: or cheap, I'll bet
rebozoette: hows things in fire land
rebozoette: hi jam
johan amadeus myjetski: Well,we'll always have Paris...
rebozoette: oh thats nor right
NancyKat: Symphonic Chinchillas...
rebozoette: pair of what?
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!
rebozoette: YEAH
johan amadeus myjetski: paris of drawers? any artists out there?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s “THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENTS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out LAWYER'S HOSPITAL at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=lh-rv
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cease: speaking of Power, the script is now on sale
NancyKat: Oh, is General Specific missing again? He hasn't been the same since Angio...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts InTheWood inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
InTheWood: Long time no join. Hi all!
cease: firesign official cartoonist phil fountain told me he just got a copy in the mail. proc promoted it on facebook today, i think
DJTweeny: Hi Wood
||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Not Ed should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Not Ed enters and sits at the bar.
DJTweeny: Been a while indeed, Wood :)
cease: HI In
DJTweeny: Hi NotEd
johan amadeus myjetski: Good to meet ya, Wood!
Not Ed: Is it going to be alright?
cease: good one, nancy
cease: hi not
johan amadeus myjetski: Not !
Not Ed: Hi folks!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER’S HOSPITAL” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln
InTheWood: You started one!
DJTweeny: yeah Wood ;)
Not Ed: Hey Tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: JAM Kat Cap cease ITW reboz RTF rogues gallery
Not Ed: Reading Proc's book
Not Ed: it's weirdly cool
cease: hopefully my copy is on its way.
rebozoette: beets for beets sake
Not Ed: sure it is C
InTheWood: Ay-row-teek!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “CAT MEETS FRANCE (PT 2)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Not Ed: France in my pants
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:14 PM and Beet steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Beet: Hiya kiddos!
DJTweeny: Used to watch Rick Steve's Travels In Europe on PBS. Good stuff
cease: Beet
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Not Ed: Beet
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
johan amadeus myjetski: Beet!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j
Beet: Hi Dr's Cease and Tween. Hi Not
Beet: Hi JAM
cease: we get a recipe for borscht from fdr and then beet shows up. coincidence?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: Very Cosmic
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
cease: in line with proctor's book?
johan amadeus myjetski: Cease - more like conspiracy than coincidence...
DJTweeny: haha cease
Not Ed: coinque dinque
johan amadeus myjetski: Lol, Not!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts OrganLeRoy inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Not Ed: good stuff cease
cease: Organ
Not Ed: Organ
DJTweeny: Hi LeRoy
Beet: hey organ
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Org!
Not Ed: It's got a beat you can dance to
Beet: Beet!
johan amadeus myjetski: Geeks a-gawking!
Beet: Gimme some
cease: wrap yhourself around a blackberry and you can be a french appetizer, beet
johan amadeus myjetski: I like hazelnuts....
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
Not Ed is hungry.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:25 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Dr. Memory coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Beet: Cease is making the whole chat hungry
Not Ed: Dr. Mem
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: Dr. Memory!
cease: Doc
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Doctor... uhh... doctor...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j
cease: I was actually eating this as you were chatting, ie thurs evening.
Beet: Memory, that's it!
johan amadeus myjetski: That's it! Beet me daddy, ate to the bar!
Not Ed: SPOILER the pterodactyl attack was unexpected!
Beet: electric
DJTweeny: lol Johan
rebozoette: yum
DJTweeny: The Eel keeled you over, Cat?
Dr. Memory: I'm getting Proctor's book soon.
cease: vile villainry
DJTweeny: A villinous dish
||||||||| At 9:29 PM, Dr. Memory vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
johan amadeus myjetski: let's clink another drink, & that'll give me time to think.... I think I'm turning...
Not Ed: SPOILER who knew the walrus was Phil?!
DJTweeny: the pigeon or the eel was like rubber?
johan amadeus myjetski: I am he is we are all together...
Not Ed: goo goo a-go-go
cease: pigeon
rebozoette: phoey to gooey
cease: this is a pigeon piece ossman wrote for some bird org but they didnt wantg it so him and pete did it on rfo
johan amadeus myjetski: remember a candy bar called goo-goo cluster?
Beet: Waiting for the Electrician?
johan amadeus myjetski: Nah, just someone like him
Not Ed: definitely JAM delish
Beet: Ah, yes
rebozoette: smooth water
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Elmer Ho', just granted probation at 9:33 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
Not Ed: Hey Elmer
Elmer Ho: is this microphone on?
cease: Dutch Elmer Ho street
johan amadeus myjetski: Good to see was, Elmer!
DJTweeny: I hate the scratcy kind, rebozoete
rebozoette: ha tweeny
||||||||| 9:34 PM: PrincipalPoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Elmer Ho: hello to the faithful
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:34 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
rebozoette: hi e
PrincipalPoop: hi
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Elmer Ho: welcome Elayne
cease: poop
Elmer Ho: and I mean it
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP, Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Elayne!
Beet: Evenin' Miss Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski: PP!
Beet: Hey, Poop
cease: Hi El
Elmer Ho: JAM, if you need to do that it's down the hall on the left
PrincipalPoop: i ordered the salad
Elmer Ho: did it obey?
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, elmer!
PrincipalPoop: no yes idk
rebozoette: oh the humanity
Elmer Ho: i have to go to Florida for a working weekend tomorrow
Elmer Ho: oh the huge manatees
Beet: mass murder
Not Ed: lol Elmer
cease: https://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=AwrTcctoU.lZbM8AZBwv7olQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=the+vegetarian%27s+nightmare%2C+johnny+carson&back=https%3A%2F%2Fca.search.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dthe%2Bvegetarian%2527s%2Bnightmare%252C%2Bjohnny%2Bcarson%26ei%3DUTF-8%26hspart%3Dmozilla%26hsimp%3Dyhs-001&fr=yhs-mozilla-001&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.COE0aM-eGN5jquLQ44enfwEsDh%26pid%3D15.1%26w%3D136%26h%3D77%26c%3D7&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D93V717ZVvsc&tit=Jerry+Dion+on+Johnny+Carson%E2%80%94Vegetarian%26%2339%3Bs+Nightmare&l=203&vid=bbd72510953bf3ee99c0ecd0b4c11c9e&sigr=11bosigpd&sigb=13s1vp39c&sigt=11oh289dr&sigi=12jrn7p0o&csel=1&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001
Not Ed: mass Mordor
johan amadeus myjetski: garbanzos!
cease: i seem to have copied too much there. anyway, its easy to find online
DJTweeny: cease - www.tinyurl.com << is your friend :)
DJTweeny: Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| OrganLeRoy - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: they were astonishing.
Elmer Ho: so does anybody know Tampa?
Elmer Ho: any high weirdness there, or just another florida beach city?
Beet: I didn't know nettles were edible
PrincipalPoop: is that by mozart?
johan amadeus myjetski: Oh sure, west coast of Florida, gulf coast
DJTweeny: can't say that I do, Elmer
Elmer Ho: k thanks, not much free time anyway
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
PrincipalPoop: the gut is down near the docks
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Elayne: Love the "Carrot Juice is Murder" video, Tween! Thanks!
cease: the potatao spaghetti was very good but a far more intriguing dish i once had was spaghetti made out of champagne
DJTweeny: yw Elayne, it's a favorite :)
johan amadeus myjetski: potato spaghetti sounds interesting
DJTweeny: how do you make spaghetti from champaign?
cease: eelwas wonderful with the potato spaghetti.
Beet: Just my question
NancyKat: Po
NancyKat: Tay
cease: you'renot keeping up with modern gastronomy tween. yuu can make anytihng out of anything these days
NancyKat: Toes...
NancyKat: are what we eat...
Elmer Ho: Po
Elmer Ho: Tah
Elmer Ho: Toees
NancyKat: et Tu, Elmer...lol.
cease: this is from last week's Broad City
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: toe may toes toe mah toes
johan amadeus myjetski: you say potatoes, she says potatoes...
PrincipalPoop: mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
Beet: Mairzy doats And dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey
Elmer Ho: a kiddly divey too
PrincipalPoop: interest, elevate, and amuse
DJTweeny: didn't meet many stereotypical rude french waiters, eh cat?
johan amadeus myjetski: a kiddle a-divey two, wouldn't ewe?
cease: ive been experimenting with squid and pimento since then. good combo, seems kinda basque
Elmer Ho: corsica...
Elmer Ho: my stepfather either flew out of there or bombed it during WWII, can't remember which
PrincipalPoop: fond of trout? whatever fills your sandwich...
DJTweeny: so-called 'pigeon' meal lol
cease: berfgman has a great line about corsica in Power.
johan amadeus myjetski: pigeon taste kinda like chicken?
cease: i was told duck, but it tasted like relaly good beef.
cease: i have to control the volume on these more.
johan amadeus myjetski: Poop - I like mountain trout, or rainbow...
DJTweeny: yeah, gotta watch your levels
Elmer Ho: good choice JAM
cease: Mona, eh?
DJTweeny: do you have a compressor, cease?
johan amadeus myjetski: Ridin' the faders!
cease: i have no idea, tween. ask doctech.
cease: is that sometnhing built into the computer? its from him.
Elmer Ho: can be done through software
cease: i have to replace the foam thing around my mike. it wore off.
Elmer Ho: if you know rockbox, it has a decent limiter
johan amadeus myjetski: In all likelihood, cat, it'll be in your computer's recording digital audio workstation
cease: i use adobe audition 1.5
DJTweeny: I'll email Doc and see what he says
Elmer Ho: https://helpx.adobe.com/audition/using/amplitude-compression-effects.html
PrincipalPoop: transported back to the 1980s
Beet: Good song
DJTweeny: this sounds ELO-ish
johan amadeus myjetski: Cat, this is the finest travelogue i've heard in a long, long time
Not Ed: hALL & oATES - SURE c i CAN SEE/HEAR THAT
Elayne: Must go, I'm afraid. Kitty demanding extra attention this evening.
PrincipalPoop: poor kitty, bye E
Not Ed: HEH SRRY
DJTweeny: bye Elayne, be well
cease: thanks for link, elmer
Not Ed: take care ELAYNE
Elmer Ho: take care of kitty
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
johan amadeus myjetski: G'devening, Elayne!
Elmer Ho: and take care of yourself
cease: by elayne
PrincipalPoop: hauling oats is not bad
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Not Ed: oaty
PrincipalPoop: otay sounds like eddie murphy on snl
johan amadeus myjetski: feeling your Oats, are we?
DJTweeny: Saw H&O live back in the mid-80s, wonderful concert
Beet: See ya E
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elmer Ho: very interesting Cat
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
PrincipalPoop: merci bcp monsier cease
cease: https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=You+get+what+you+give%2C+youtube&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001
Beet: That was fun, cease
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out POWER at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-rv
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cease: i hope you felt you were all along with me
NancyKat: Manson could kick their asses or at least beat them at jeopardy...sorry....never could stand that song. Love the 'logue tho' Cat.
johan amadeus myjetski: brb, folks
Elmer Ho: remember to flush, JAM
PrincipalPoop: charlie or the guy in the makeup? I had never heard that song, as far as I know
rebozoette: great piece cat made me hungry thanks
cease: i wonder if weinstein heard this?
cease: im pretty sure trump would not have heard this.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln
DJTweeny: Bet Trump could get a seat at the restaurant now ;)
Beet: Harvey?
cease: that was mostly me reading my blog.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: wallbanger?
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Beet: banger for sure
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
llanwydd: howdy folks
Beet: Hi llan.
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
DJTweeny: missed a great Cat Collage
Elmer Ho: hey llan
llanwydd: hows everybody
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
cease: llan
DJTweeny: doing well Llan, thanks, and you?
Elmer Ho: life's been great, llan - yourself?
llanwydd: thanks tween. I will definitely check that out
DJTweeny: How is the repair work in Florida going?
PrincipalPoop: Power!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DJTweeny: Llan, search for Cat Meets France
llanwydd: repair work, tween?
DJTweeny: the clean-up after the storm
llanwydd: I will do that , tween
Elmer Ho: god, do i get the willies at Bergman's blackface act
llanwydd: clean up was rather swift this time
DJTweeny: good to hear
Elmer Ho: storm? where abouts, llan?
llanwydd: your name changes to Willie, Elmer
llanwydd: ?
llanwydd: you remember irma
Not Ed: it is the nourishment interval
Not Ed: see you all next time
Elmer Ho: ah yes, irma
Not Ed: thanks Tween & cease
Not Ed: Rufus, Merl
PrincipalPoop: night not
Elmer Ho: hope all is well
Not Ed: nighty nite
llanwydd: she was blowing up our aft
Beet: see ya not
Elmer Ho: take care !Ed
johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Not!
johan amadeus myjetski: Oprah is Harpo backwards...
Elmer Ho: i never knew that JAM... cool
DJTweeny: "My hands are tied." "Not yet..." lol
llanwydd: you never see the two of them together, do you?
johan amadeus myjetski: only in the mirror routine...
DJTweeny: now if only she was also a mute...
llanwydd: lol
Elmer Ho: mute is etum spelled backward
DJTweeny: never thought of that
johan amadeus myjetski: radar is radar backwards... mysteries abound...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j
PrincipalPoop: Oh Remle, poop
rebozoette: spankerdoodles
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln
Beet: Are they driving a Bronco?
johan amadeus myjetski: I will, Rebo, but where are her doodles?
rebozoette: commence the front line
PrincipalPoop: hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
llanwydd: liquor tickets
rebozoette: ha jam
PrincipalPoop: casino design, liquor in the front and poker in the rear
Elmer Ho: you foul minded pervert
PrincipalPoop: or as you wish, liquor in the rear and poker in the front
rebozoette: ship your shape
johan amadeus myjetski: LOL, everybody!
DJTweeny: Heir Trigger lol
johan amadeus myjetski: soylent green r us
PrincipalPoop: hehe tweeny said heir trigger before I could hehe
Elmer Ho: gotta run folks - time to pack
Elmer Ho: til next time...
PrincipalPoop: have fun in pinellas county
johan amadeus myjetski: fair winds & safe travels, elmer!
rebozoette: chrrios
||||||||| At 10:28 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elmer Ho!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** WORLD’S FAIRS - If you have any stories about your experiences at 1967 World’s Fair (Expo ‘67) you’d like to relate, please let Cat and me know so we can contact you about including your memories in one of his collages.
Beet: G'nIte Elmer
cease: by elmer
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
rebozoette: fit in this
PrincipalPoop: I am willing to give it the old college try
cease: this is so of its moment.
cease: i barely know these flick refs, but it was a serial for a daily radio show.
cease: 190
cease: 1990
cease: i think stallone's sister was bergman's girlfriend, could be wrong about thatr
cease: you can see how this is structured as a serial.
johan amadeus myjetski: really, cat? that's funny in itself...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln
cease: patricia stallone. mother of their daughter Lily. she told me he wanted to name her Winston after winston chruchilll but patricia talked him out of it.
johan amadeus myjetski: probably a Pisces...
johan amadeus myjetski: not ms. stallone...
PrincipalPoop: is dice clay still alive?
johan amadeus myjetski: not sure, don't think so
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PrincipalPoop: might just be hiding
DJTweeny: Andrew Dice Clay - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Dice_Clay
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: starring in a fox kitchen reality show. I will ask again, is dice clay still alive?
DJTweeny: lol
johan amadeus myjetski: Wiki says still alive, but it's hard to tell the difference...
Beet: Still walking around but "alive"? Debateable.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:44 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving LLANWYDD coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0821738/
DJTweeny: wb llan
PrincipalPoop: but good, he and jamie farr could start a cable channel together
PrincipalPoop: wb llan
LLANWYDD: i WAS STILL LISTENING, TWEEN
rebozoette: add it back u[
Beet: lo llan
LLANWYDD: sorry about the large caps
Beet: oool
Beet: cool
PrincipalPoop: a missing general, hmmmm
||||||||| New notice: '** ITS' NICK DANGEROUS!! **
Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “THE CASE OF THE MISSING GENERAL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
'
DJTweeny: Looks like I left out the last two episodes of Power :(
DJTweeny: I only saw the first 4 when I did the podcast search :/
PrincipalPoop: it is a serial, make us come back next week....
cease: yes tween, but we forgive you.
PrincipalPoop: Mister Liverface, my hero
johan amadeus myjetski: This is the 1st time I have heard these Power serials. Really funny stuff!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:49 PM, then departs.
cease: i taped them off the air when they were broadcast. later when i met proc, he gave me a cassete of the show.
llanwydd: I think I was one of th first ever to hear this sketch
Beet: Catherwood give llan a drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands llan a drink.
DJTweeny: Next week will be the Halloween Show folks
PrincipalPoop: Boo!
Beet: Do we have to come in costume?
PrincipalPoop: Did I scare you?
DJTweeny: The Bride Of Firesign, plus some Cat contributions
DJTweeny: How about scary nicks for the show, Beet?
rebozoette: pups up
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Beet: I'll see what I can do
rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny johan amadeus myjetski LLANWYDD llanwydd PrincipalPoop the best
PrincipalPoop: the NSA guy will have some tips
PrincipalPoop: are you leaving reboz? toodles
johan amadeus myjetski: Need to run. Love love love to all! & thanks for the great time & all the laughs!
PrincipalPoop: toodle jam, tata
Beet: See ya Poop and rebo
cease: yeah bride of firesign is perfect for halloween
Beet: See ya JAM
PrincipalPoop: pynchon rules
||||||||| At 10:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, PrincipalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
rebozoette: cool
NancyKat: *HUGGS* To all! Nigh Nigh!
llanwydd: sure did
cease: by nancy
Beet: This was fun. Thanks, folks. Very entertaining collage, cease. Thanks as ever, Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
cease: crying of lot 49 one of my favourite books, poop
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
cease: glad you all enjoy them
rebozoette: nite nancy cat and everybody tweeny cat thanks
||||||||| cease is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:58 PM.
llanwydd: thanks for all your work, tween. thursday nights are such a pleasure
DJTweeny: You're very welcome :-)
llanwydd: nytol
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, InTheWood dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
llanwydd: lol
||||||||| llanwydd rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| LLANWYDD - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Captain Equinox: Last man standing - that's me!
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
cease
DJTweeny
Dr. Memory
Elayne
Elmer Ho
InTheWood
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=lh-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=power-rv
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
http://tinyurl.com/y75ntl7j
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0821738/
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
www.tinyurl.com
https://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=AwrTcctoU.lZbM8AZBwv7olQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=the+vegetarian%27s+nightmare%2C+johnny+carson&back=https%3A%2F%2Fca.search.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dthe%2Bvegetarian%2527s%2Bnightmare%252C%2Bjohnny%2Bcarson%26ei%3DUTF-8%26hspart%3Dmozilla%26hsimp%3Dyhs-001&fr=yhs-mozilla-001&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.COE0aM-eGN5jquLQ44enfwEsDh%26pid%3D15.1%26w%3D136%26h%3D77%26c%3D7&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D93V717ZVvsc&tit=Jerry+Dion+on+Johnny+Carson%E2%80%94Vegetarian%26%2339%3Bs+Nightmare&l=203&vid=bbd72510953bf3ee99c0ecd0b4c11c9e&sigr=11bosigpd&sigb=13s1vp39c&sigt=11oh289dr&sigi=12jrn7p0o&csel=1&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Dice_Clay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_McMurtry
https://helpx.adobe.com/audition/using/amplitude-compression-effects.html
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=You+get+what+you+give%2C+youtube&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM



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