A Firesign Chat
11/02/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 02, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| DJFrankenTween bounds in at 7:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Around 7:42 PM, DJFrankenTween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| 7:42 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:45 PM and late as usual, it's Roadkill_Tweeny, just back from Billville."
||||||||| At 7:45 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Roadkill_Tweeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 7:45 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Happy Birthday Keith Emerson!)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| EWeston tiptoes in around 8:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny an Rufus
DJTweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: Mr. Emerson's finger tonght?
EWeston: gers
||||||||| Notnerb tiptoes in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: yes indeedie
DJTweeny: It's his birthday (although he be deceased)
DJTweeny: Hi Notnerb
Notnerb: Glad to stop by
DJTweeny: Glad you could join us :)
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Notnerb: Been awhile
DJTweeny: You picked a good night
EWeston: Are we attracting the nililist crowd?
DJTweeny: Cat has a great new collage for about the 1967 Montreal World's Fair
DJTweeny: Yeah, what with Not Ed and all ;)
DJTweeny: *for us
Notnerb: Love me some Ji and Nellie Housafire
DJTweeny: "Cruising down the river..."
Notnerb: Jim
Notnerb: It's the tape I've been waiting for
DJTweeny: HTF will be in the 2nd hour of the show
EWeston: Ah remember trees Nellie?
EWeston: Acttually been really digging the fall colors this year
DJTweeny: cool
||||||||| Outside, the 8:59 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: were they like, all melty too?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 02, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| rebozoette steps in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: Hi all
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
DJTweeny: Yo cease
rebozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston Notnerb hail and faretheewell
EWeston: Pretty sharp transitions Maples,
Notnerb: Nice knocker
rebozoette: great music
DJTweeny: Keith's birthday :)
EWeston: under yee old magnifying glasses only
rebozoette: ah
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Virginia."
Beet: Hello all you Astros fans.
EWeston: Hi Mz Ette
Notnerb: Was he always ahead of his time? Love his music
rebozoette: hey beet
EWeston: An Beet
cease: Beet
cease: I'm happy for Houston. They need something to celebrate
Beet: Hey rebo, EW, Dr Cease
||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM bus from Florida pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: howdy folks
Beet: Hi Llan
EWeston: Llan's in early
Beet: Thanks cease
rebozoette: I m one of those
cease: llan
llanwydd: I missed emerson
llanwydd: I knew a kid who went to expo 67. I wanted to go
DJTweeny: Hi llan
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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llanwydd: hi tween
||||||||| MaxRebo enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - MONTREAL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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cease: Max
llanwydd: hey max
Beet: I had a '56 Chevy. Great car.
DJTweeny: Hi MaxRebo
Beet: Hey Max
MaxRebo: Hey just kickin the tires...
EWeston: Masta Rebo
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
llanwydd: I see accidents all the time on I-4
llanwydd: dangerous road
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html
EWeston: As a motorcyclist I've avoided many potential accidents
rebozoette: just walkin ew lol
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Hemlock (Genuine!)', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
cease: Stones
llanwydd: Hey Hemlock
EWeston: Hey I like walking to!
EWeston: Hemberloc
Beet: Hi Hem
llanwydd: haven't seen you in a while
DJTweeny: Stones old chap! Hail and well met...
Hemlock (Genuine!): Hello cease and other Dear Friends. I have to make this quick as I just sit got out of the shower and sat on my pipe!
EWeston: Your Checkbook, sir
Hemlock (Genuine!): Sorry, cast out "sit" above. Not good grammar.
llanwydd: lol
llanwydd: aha
Hemlock (Genuine!): I am very sore!
EWeston: I'm typing in the Old Abandoned Sponge Warehouse
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:13 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from New Jersey."
llanwydd: Hi Ralph
Beet: Yo Ralph
EWeston: Hey Ralph
Ralph: well howdy
llanwydd: that last skit was like the goon show. I never noticed that before
DJTweeny: Hello Ralph
Ralph: let's just take a look at this beautiful new vehicle
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html
rebozoette: the holes kept getting bigger
llanwydd: spoilsport
EWeston: It's had work done
cease: Ralph
Hemlock (Genuine!): And on top of that... the pipe was already lit! Hello Ralph, Beet, and all!
llanwydd: axis?
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Just keep it off the carpet
llanwydd: sounds like epcot
Hemlock (Genuine!): Ralph, I'd like to buy a car from you. Sadly, I have no wife with which to drive off.
Hemlock (Genuine!): I do hope your car comes with Steve Reeves or Agnus Moorhead.
EWeston: You can cruise the pits, looking for the Olives
cease: I dont speak check
Notnerb: Always wanted to see Expo 67 ...
cease: that carved village was amazing.
Hemlock (Genuine!): Friends, I must leave. I just got a call from somehow who insists that I purchase a pizza with no anchovies! Very best wishes to you all!
Ralph: To The Moone And Back, is it??
Notnerb: thought we'd have world fairs every few years ...
llanwydd: good to see you again stones
Beet: See ya Hemlock
EWeston: Good luck,Stones, use a flame thrower. That'll teach them respect
Notnerb: no anchovies?
Ralph: Have you been to Flushing Meadows?
Hemlock (Genuine!): Oops I meant "somebody" above not "somehow." It must be that Uncle Sigmund Cocoa Power.
Ralph: An experimental failure??
rebozoette: scuff the floors
||||||||| Merlyn bounds in at 9:20 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Ralph: but.....
Beet: Hi Merl
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
llanwydd: hey merl
EWeston: Merlyn as himself
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Ralph: the snake knives????
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html
cease: Merl
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: They never get dull you know
Hemlock (Genuine!): Before I go, I WAS at Expo 67 in Montreal!
Ralph: the Ludzu Harvest Festival@@@
llanwydd: cool
||||||||| Hemlock (Genuine!) departs at 9:22 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Notnerb: i wish
Ralph: kudzu
cease: really, stones? what do you remember?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/
EWeston: What's a little ell between friends
Ralph: sorry, three full sheets to the wind here
llanwydd: nothing to apologize for ralph
cease: allof these are perfect brochure-speech
Notnerb: the wind craves those sheets
llanwydd: and cries mary
||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
EWeston: Good hemp sheets
cease: poop
EWeston: Hey Pooper
DJTweeny: Hi Poop
PrincipalPoop: i just broke wind apparently
PrincipalPoop: hi all
DJTweeny lights a match
EWeston: You broke it, you fix it
Notnerb: well played llan
EWeston: Thar it blows!
PrincipalPoop: name that tune
Beet: Hi Poop
EWeston: La Bamba?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
cease: this is from last week's southpark
Ralph: windbreakers, unite
PrincipalPoop: still listening to gravity's rainbow
PrincipalPoop: finally for smell...
Ralph: what does that sound like
llanwydd: lol
EWeston: Been reading on Quantum Gravity myself
llanwydd: what is qg?
Notnerb: Cat - thanks. this is great
PrincipalPoop: 2 camping trips, oh that kind, nevermind
cease: it was my favourite worlds fair, but i loved them all.
rebozoette: wow
EWeston: Well it's still pretty new. A major thing is that there is a limit to how small reality can go. There are no infinitely small things
DJTweeny sraps PP with a canteen
PrincipalPoop: smile when you strap me pilgrim
EWeston: Watch it the bladder is running amuuck
PrincipalPoop: no infinitely small things? you have never cleaned up after making love on a beach...
llanwydd: LOL
EWeston: Romantic reality is unaffected by Quantum Gravity
llanwydd: this is hilarious, cat!
PrincipalPoop: destroyed the evidence lordy
DJTweeny: That's amazing wild, Cat :-)
rebozoette: whoa
llanwydd: lol
Notnerb: great story
cease: Krassner sent that to me last week, as his contribution to this collage.
EWeston: Kwuel
Ralph: The incredible thing is, I went to Expo '72
Ralph: or was it '69
cease: these women have been searching for long lost expo 67 films for years.
Beet: Front Page News Cease
Ralph: "67??
cease: where was that, ralph?
Ralph: in Montreal
Ralph: i was just a kid
Ralph: i don't think i knew what acid was/is at that point
Ralph: Bucky Fuller of Black Mountain College
PrincipalPoop: I still don't know what it is/was, heh heh
Ralph: ohhhh, i found out.............
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: It was 74 before I finally had a few trips. I found I don't hallucinate. Which brings much mirth to my froends
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:39 PM, then departs.
cease: Not
EWeston: There's the other one
llanwydd: I haven't tripped in about 30 years
Ralph: thanks for the photo gallery Dr. Firetween
Not Ed: Howdy
PrincipalPoop: still going through the 1st one....
EWeston: Has small quantities of shrooms since those days
EWeston: Any change?
PrincipalPoop: zeigeist huh
PrincipalPoop: the telephone pavillion, it had a telephone
EWeston: Orthodox pervert branch
llanwydd: the only split screen film I have seen is woodstock
DJTweeny: yw Ralph
DJTweeny: Hello Not Ed
DJTweeny: I'll post the links again for ≠ Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thinking Out Loud podcast series from Concordia University in Montreal >> https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html ** Expo 67 in Montreal - a photo gallery - http://expo67.ncf.ca/
cease: at explpo, the single screen was rare.
PrincipalPoop: i think wdw had a 360 china and a 360 michael jackson
Not Ed: Hey Tweeny
llanwydd: anybody ever seen Napoleon on 3 screens. I have
cease: with live musci?
llanwydd: the last 20 minutes or so are on three screen "tryptych" as it's called
EWeston: Only the penguin version
Beet: Napolean is a movie?
llanwydd: I wasn't quite so lucky to see it with a live orchestra
PrincipalPoop: josie and the pussy cats?
llanwydd: my favorite movie, Beet
rebozoette: boogaloo
PrincipalPoop: viktoria keating?
cease: This is CJK Lee from her Music in my Soul CD
Beet: Nice
PrincipalPoop: vyktoria
cease: CJ Li
EWeston: Emer Fudd. After the operation
PrincipalPoop: bang the gong
EWeston: Heheheh
llanwydd: my grandmother made the worst pizza ANYBODY has ever eaten
llanwydd: and she was usually a good cook
PrincipalPoop: Manatoba
EWeston: Terry Prachett has a recipe for (faux) rat pizza
Beet: Riding at full gallop is a rush
DJTweeny: We attended the Calgary Stampeed on our trip across Canada
cease: glad i bought this cd. sounds great.
PrincipalPoop: I would want to be strapped in
DJTweeny: they made some seriouly good music
EWeston: Serving advice, serve warm, and run away
||||||||| Notnerb sneaks away to The Aviary...
cease: the city does love its stampeed.
Beet: singing along
||||||||| Notnerb walks in and says "It's 9:51 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?"
PrincipalPoop: isn't everybody?
llanwydd: wb notn erb
llanwydd: love this song
PrincipalPoop: aunt who? aunt bee?
cease: aunt Kay.
llanwydd: I've done radio
PrincipalPoop: thanks, does she show up in the collage again?
EWeston: In a flimsy bernoose
cease: not this one
PrincipalPoop: ahhh, ok
Beet: flimsy is good
EWeston: Lil feet vib
DJTweeny: great of Little Feat tune
cease: lil feet song
PrincipalPoop: or filmsy
EWeston: Yeppers
DJTweeny: At least one member of LF on this recording (Bill Payne on keys)
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: *great old
Beet: This a good one
DJTweeny: Bill on his Oberheim synth
EWeston: I'll compromise with filmy
PrincipalPoop: milfy
Not Ed: sweet, Cat
EWeston: That caused a restraining order from the local livestock
Not Ed: ooh yes Tweeny
Notnerb: Thanks CAt!
PrincipalPoop: What a different time in history that was???? what?
EWeston: Goodun Cease
rebozoette: YEAH thanks cat
Notnerb: everytime anytime
cease: Glad you enjoyed that.
PrincipalPoop: yes cease, fun, for all, and no fun for nobody
EWeston: The seconds were longer
EWeston: And feet were shorter
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: David Ossman’s “HOW TIME FLYS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out HTF at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv
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PrincipalPoop: sinister forces, finister sorces
rebozoette: mundaned
Ralph: fenster sources?
EWeston: Rabid podiatris's ssss
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
rebozoette: niner miner
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Notnerb: still in the green?
PrincipalPoop: be germaine
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: Yew too
PrincipalPoop: memory check
EWeston: Per one musical report this week Hillary sold all our Kryptonite to Iran
Beet: For a donation
PrincipalPoop: did someone lol at milfy? it was not bad...
EWeston: Anna cuppa tea
Not Ed: This play still blows me away
Notnerb: Mmmmmm ummmmmm
PrincipalPoop: it is classic,
Not Ed: 1st class audioplay --right up there with Nick D.
cease: Ossman has his SF novel out now. Must order it.
Not Ed: indeed C
Notnerb: Nobody wanted to remember anything
PrincipalPoop: san francisco or sci=fi?
cease: will find out
llanwydd: not many actual jokes in this
cease: isnt it called Saucers?
cease: merl should know
Not Ed: I'm wearing them too
DJTweeny: Just noticed the three shots that one policeman said he heard during the Kennedy Assassination
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'fccfirstclass', just granted probation at 10:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: Oil Wars still going on.
cease: fcc
Not Ed: http://www.bearmanormedia.com/flying-saucer-murder-case-george-tirebiter-mystery-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
llanwydd: hi fc
PrincipalPoop: cheese it, the fcc
Beet: Hello ffc
EWeston: Willfull Child is a good recent SF romp
Not Ed: ffc
Not Ed: Procmer's book is a riot
Notnerb: Yikes they will want us to consolodate
DJTweeny: What the Kennedy Assassination Records Reveal: Uncontrollable Incompetence - http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1
cease: indeed, not
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Not Ed refuses to consolidate
EWeston: Quietly difuze. Keep on camera
Not Ed: on mark hehee
Not Ed: love the piano
PrincipalPoop consolidates to refuse
Not Ed: lol
Beet: I always thought the piano misic was a little creepy.
PrincipalPoop: good, not just me
Beet: music
Notnerb: Get in the gantry lift
Not Ed: me too Beet
cease: i love how ossman creates space in that scene
Not Ed: lol notN
Not Ed: yeah C
Not Ed: it's Tweeny
EWeston: Recycle pleez
Notnerb: Nobody cares anymore
llanwydd: I thought it was a little claustrophobic, cat
Ralph: it's an interesting approach, but it's not us
cease: the wonders of audio
Not Ed: koff koff
PrincipalPoop: how do you feel about that notnerb
rebozoette: cheese and rice
Ralph: the old Pegasus hangar
Notnerb: it's going to be all right
Not Ed decontaminated last Tuesday
llanwydd: well, there is a lot more space in the hangar
EWeston: The flying ponies were my favs, after riboflavin
Not Ed: haha this is just great I was going to listen to this again - ty Tween
PrincipalPoop: 444 already
rebozoette: two by four
EWeston: And now, its Morning!
DJTweeny: You are very welcome, Not Ed, but it was Cat's idea :-)
EWeston: Acadomy award for the use of the word inchohate
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
PrincipalPoop: the mandatory entertainment corps
cease: i thought it went well with Expo 67
EWeston: Dance DAnce DANCE!!!
Beet: It's funny to hear 2000 referred to as the future.
PrincipalPoop: all she wants to do
Ralph: Andrew Carnegie???
Ralph: No, you're confused.... the horizon's moving up
Notnerb: more entertaining uses...
EWeston: Andrew Louise Carnegie
Ralph: LOL
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
cease: thats quite profound and predictive, notnerb
Ralph: my he row
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Hellofa high kick too
Notnerb: oops
Ralph: i better call control before i get deflated..........
PrincipalPoop: 555
Ralph: more about the giant parakeets!!!!
PrincipalPoop: ikr
rebozoette: turn it off
EWeston: And the great cuttlefish bone shortage
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| fccfirstclass - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PrincipalPoop: carbon recycling
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
rebozoette: step into my world
Ralph: gimme two!!
PrincipalPoop: afk
EWeston: aflak
Ralph: completely adult in every way
EWeston: The children can look out for themselves
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW TIME FLYS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln
llanwydd: thanks tween
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
DJTweeny: yw :)
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: pew pew pew
Ralph: some of this IS real, I assure you
PrincipalPoop: bak
EWeston: March that chicken away!
PrincipalPoop: all news all the time
rebozoette: collipie
Notnerb: Confuse people?
PrincipalPoop: caliope?
cease: where's airship al when you need him?
Ralph: can I get a good deal in Grand Canyon Heights?
DJTweeny: "If you think you're confusing _now_..."
DJTweeny: Yeah, he should have been here for this :)
EWeston: The calliophie screams at dawn
Ralph: take this blimp down, and let me off!
Notnerb: Great pipes!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Beet: I always enjoyed steam-driven musical instruments
EWeston: Been in the family for metagenerations
Ralph: oh well, so much for that
PrincipalPoop: what?
Ralph: going back to Earth
rebozoette: soupy
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: Dark and dirty. There might be...spiders
Ralph: this could smell the end of civilisation as we know it
rebozoette: we movin now
PrincipalPoop: sales and cream pies
cease: p.u.
EWeston: Rubber Spider Venom
rebozoette: no fangles on this ride
Notnerb: sincere confusion indeed
EWeston: No air
Ralph: the beautifully recreated Taj Mahal
PrincipalPoop: the serene mood, the lack of comprehension
EWeston: Far out baby
cease: made entirely out of oleomargarine
Ralph: do you people know that the top of the Empire State Building was originally designed as a dirigible port
EWeston: Yes
cease: yes
Ralph: i rest my case
PrincipalPoop: or zeppelin
Beet: the eye full tower
Ralph: just not lead zeppelins
DJTweeny: I did not know that...
EWeston: But when ever the subject is brought up the Hiddenburg burns again
Ralph: it was the wave of the Future!!!!
||||||||| Outside, the 10:41 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving johan amadeus myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: jam
Beet: JAM is here
PrincipalPoop: jam knows too I bet
Notnerb: Happy landing friends...
cease: so is it all a dream?
johan amadeus myjetski: been a hard day nothing went too good....
EWeston: Germany had an intercountry Zeppelin line in service before WW1
cease: sorry to hear that, jam
Ralph: Gee Kurt, this is really swell
PrincipalPoop: come on in, take off your skin and rattle around in your bones...
Notnerb: JAM sity back and relax
johan amadeus myjetski: Yes folks it is a dream. when we die, we awaken, nothing more
DJTweeny: lol Ralph
Beet: Anybody watching the new Star Trek series? Pretty good.
DJTweeny: Hey Johan
cease: too many buddhist writers!
||||||||| Notnerb leaves to catch the 10:43 PM train to Winston Salem.
EWeston: Taxes and the morgage yes.
Ralph: I am so glad I got drunk at the Zeppelin Biergarten and remembered it is Thursday when I got home
DJTweeny: I have not, Beet
johan amadeus myjetski: I am a lifelong trekkie, but I am enjoying Orville more
johan amadeus myjetski: Good evening everyone. Sorry to be late, but nobody's sorrier than I am
DJTweeny: I hear the new Bladerunner movie is good
Beet: Easy to get hooked on the first episode.
PrincipalPoop: bier, gud gud
cease: want to see it
DJTweeny: you missed a good show, but there's always the archive
johan amadeus myjetski: I've heard that too, dat!
Ralph: damn jewish Buddhists
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
johan amadeus myjetski: djt
rebozoette: chuckle now
PrincipalPoop chuckle
EWeston: Careful of that crate of neoflux capacitors
Ralph: stand by to be seated
PrincipalPoop: follow the rubber line
EWeston: I'll just lie here
johan amadeus myjetski: and sit down to be stood up
PrincipalPoop: here, take my stool
EWeston: Stand up to be dressed down
llanwydd: jfhgfjkdls
johan amadeus myjetski: Dressed up to go down?
DJTweeny: gesundheit
rebozoette: i got the tin foil
PrincipalPoop: gray no llan
Beet: Hello to the NSA guy.
Ralph: this is worker speaking...
EWeston: You tart! Raspberry right?
llanwydd: who is the nsa guy this week?
PrincipalPoop: winedark, how dark is that?
johan amadeus myjetski: hehehe!
rebozoette: snicker on your doodle
EWeston: Emile Gothspace
johan amadeus myjetski: have i mentioned recently how much i like mark time episodes?
Ralph: Mark knocks on a nebulae
Beet: They should present the candidates to us for approval
EWeston: It's uncanny!
PrincipalPoop: didn't you tell us that during a previous mark time episode? Did I ask this before?
EWeston: Deja fu!
rebozoette: parted the fart
PrincipalPoop: lacking can, a shame
johan amadeus myjetski: Probably. I repeat myself when under stress, i repeat myself when under...
PrincipalPoop: there is something wrong with my short term memory, there is something wrong...
johan amadeus myjetski: coke-eyed?
EWeston: I still have this darn kick
PrincipalPoop: cock
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EWeston: Hic
rebozoette: just brethe
Ralph: altering the course of history since next week
johan amadeus myjetski: I thought maybe they were using the power of that boxcar full...
EWeston: Not without a spotter
DJTweeny: oops, didn't change the topic
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: “MARK TIME XM RADIO BROADCASTS”
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EWeston: Sorry the topics gone rogue
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Ralph: call the help line LOL
PrincipalPoop: comithe and goethe
johan amadeus myjetski: right, ralph!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** All the MARK TIME XM Radio episodes are available at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFLiX0DkzSl2kFbGXknZNLML0vNmQGrxD&app=desktop
Beet: What do German philosophers have to do with it?
EWeston: Teslickles dieviant is at the root of it
PrincipalPoop: what is philosophy but a 2nd hand conceptualization/
Beet: Good point
johan amadeus myjetski: as the lisping lamb said as he sat upon the marble floor, my tale is told
rebozoette: golly woggel
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: A cheeze sammich and a wilted tea.
Beet: Don't you mean, "cols"
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: father ted had hippies pointing as a feature of the county fair...
llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired. see you next thirsty
Beet: cold
johan amadeus myjetski: nitty plan!
DJTweeny: be well, LLan
EWeston: Buh bye Llan
||||||||| 10:56 PM -- llanwydd left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
PrincipalPoop: cheerio
Beet: See ya next time llan
cease: by llan
johan amadeus myjetski: llan
PrincipalPoop: not to mention
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Ralph: high class scumbuggies
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Beet: Roll those "r"'s
PrincipalPoop: roll those rs catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood snubs PrincipalPoop
EWeston: Low class scum buckers
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
PrincipalPoop: night M
PrincipalPoop: thank you tween, ahhh try that again
Ralph: What, it's over???
PrincipalPoop: whether I enjoyed myself during the show is a personal question....
Beet: This was great. Nice to see everyone. Great collage as usual, Dr cease. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Nite.
johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love, love to all Thanks everybody!
EWeston: Well that spent me time for bye bye, and a smoke
PrincipalPoop: yes thanks all and best to all, peace, out
||||||||| PrincipalPoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, PrincipalPoop exits at 11:00 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: keep on trailing
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Ralph: Happy Trails Dr. Leary
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski PrincipalPoop Ralph thanks for the fun and cat wonderful tweeny thanks
cease: next week, all
Ralph: see ya rebozoette
||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 11:01 PM.
Ralph: Catherwood, roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Ralph
Ralph: format error
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MaxRebo - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Hemlock (Genuine!)
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
MaxRebo
Not Ed
Notnerb
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
URL References:
http://expo67.ncf.ca/
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bof-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/marktime.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/flying-saucer-murder-case-george-tirebiter-mystery-softcover-edition-by-david-ossman
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1http://www.oftwominds.com/blognov17/kennedy-deep-state11-17.html?fullweb=1
https://www.concordia.ca/events/conversation-series/thinking-out-loud/expo67.html
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFLiX0DkzSl2kFbGXknZNLML0vNmQGrxD&app=desktop



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