A Firesign Chat
11/09/2017




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 09, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Arkmikee close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 1:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
||||||||| It's 1:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Arkmikee - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 6:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 7:12 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:34 PM, dragging WarOnWarOff by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
DJTweeny: Hi War
DJTweeny: music in a few minutes
DJTweeny: Nino (see the link at the bottom of the screen) says you're from Austin. Me too...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (David Bowie, Bob Marley)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood leads NancyKat in through the front door at 8:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi NancyKat
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| A_Chat_Name enters at 8:42 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Hi Chat
NancyKat: GaghHiyas, Djtweeny!
DJTweeny: and how are things in Katland?
NancyKat: Just watched Hotel Transylvania...i didn't think i'd actually like an Adam sandle movie, but it is AWESOME!
DJTweeny: generally not a fan either
DJTweeny: so a decent horror flick?
A_Chat_Name: trying to outwit this abuser interface
NancyKat: It's not just the low-brow, Jackass-like comedy, a little low brow is ok once in a while...it's just that he's a bit derivitive of himself and his best days were with SNL it seems...I just don't find a lot of his stuff funny.
DJTweeny: you don't like our little chat?
A_Chat_Name: i don't dislike it - i'm just not familiar with what all the blinkenlights do
NancyKat: DJTweeny-Lol...it's a kids movie, but, as a Goth and Horror fan, with a dark twisted sense of humor...it's right up my belftry...
DJTweeny: As a member of SNL he was good, yeah
DJTweeny: Well Chat, it's a custom design from one of FST's programmers
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:47 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
DJTweeny: click on the question mark at the bottom of the screen for chat help
DJTweeny: Hi cease
NancyKat: Operaman was Fangtastic...and for some reason "Lunch lady land" was great.
A_Chat_Name: Then is *must* be Quality Stuff!
NancyKat: hi, cease!
cease: hi all
cease: hellO Nancy
cease: bowie in his sf period
NancyKat: I think my Daughter likes it only because the main characters' name is close to hers and it'a father/ daughter story...DEFINITELY a daddy's Girl.
DJTweeny: They used this song in the recent movie The Martian
NancyKat: haven't heard of it.
DJTweeny: It's very good
||||||||| "8:50 PM? 8:50 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits at the bar.
llanwydd: you guys are erly
cease: hi llan
cease: how old is your daughter, nancy?
llanwydd: early
NancyKat: Ilan! hihi!
llanwydd: whos nancy?
DJTweeny: The Martian - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/
DJTweeny: it's become a sci-fi favorite
NancyKat: cease-she's 8...her b-day is on the 27th of this month...
DJTweeny: Hi llan
cease: saw it but dont remember the music
cease: my daughter would have celebrated her 39th birthday a couple of weeks ago
NancyKat: OH! That one! kk.
cease: my daugher was 8 when we went to Expo 86 in Vancouver. my next collage is aboiut that.
NancyKat: Yeah, I read the one post. I'm 39...i'll be 40 in March.
DJTweeny: cool, cease
NancyKat: They had one in '86? WOW....that sounds like it would've been wondrous.
cease: http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/1986.html
cease: same age as Bit.
DJTweeny: You're a youngster compared to many of us, NancyKat :)
llanwydd: I remember when I turned jack bennys age. havent seen that in a while
NancyKat: Yeah, i know, I know, DJTweeny! LOL...
DJTweeny: How did you discover FST, Nancy?
cease: all the 5 worlds fairs i went to were wondrous, in that they expanded my mind, like firesign only architecturally
DJTweeny: that's very cool, cease
NancyKat: DJTweeny-Oh, I never told you? My Mom! Her fave album is Bozos and we went to soooo many record stores looking for any FST we could find!
DJTweeny: Neato :-)
cease: great mom, nancy
cease: love the intro to this
DJTweeny: I did sound for a live band who played this back in '77
NancyKat: cease-Yeah. Although, many people think we're sisters...lol...i don't know if I should be offended or what...eith she looks younger or I look older! LOL J/K
DJTweeny: hahaha
NancyKat: I still FEEL 21, but my lower back and knees say otherwise!
DJTweeny: heh
NancyKat: And i ffound myself using the tied and true "When I was a kid..." line the other day!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 09, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
rebozoette: DJTweeny llanwydd NancyKat WarOnWarOff hwllo all I was lurkin
DJTweeny: yo rebozo
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
cease: we are still friends with some of our daugher's frineds so that keeps us in touch with the youth
rebozoette: hello
cease: hi rebo
cease: hi ew
EWeston: Hey all new folks and the regular mugs
DJTweeny: Hi EW
NancyKat: rebozo! HIhi!
cease: what is this, tween?
||||||||| Catherwood leads PrincipalPoop into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:02 PM, then departs.
cease: pooper
DJTweeny: Lucky Liability
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
PrincipalPoop: hey all
cease: all thjings firesing?
PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween
EWeston: PP as himself
PrincipalPoop: who me? oh yeah, ok
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: OVER THE EDGE from Firesign's “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
PINK HOTEL >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
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NancyKat: Forget the fortune cookie, where is my Pocky and Anime?
EWeston: Existential crisis in progress?
cease: did you get this as a cd or cassette, tween?
cease: you like anime, nancy?
PrincipalPoop: anna one, anna 2, anna you, anime
DJTweeny: CD from John's Lodestone Media in Bloomington, IN
cease: aha
PrincipalPoop: what about helen?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:05 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Elmertown."
cease: i think i bought my casette from lodestone as well, long ago
Beet: Evening all.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
EWeston: She left Troy after retirment
NancyKat: cease-Yup...I admit it, I am an Oldtaku.
Beet: Hi Dr Tween
PrincipalPoop: the beet goes on
cease: hey beet. keepin it sweet?
EWeston: Beester
NancyKat: Poop-YUS!
Beet: Howdy Poop
NancyKat: Hi, beet!
Beet: Hi Dr Cease, Nan, EW
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
DJTweeny: I haven't played this entire album yet this year. Need to get to it soon
llanwydd: what was the applause for there?
DJTweeny: guess you had to be there, llan
llanwydd: lol
EWeston: When we all hated Helen
PrincipalPoop: That everyone hated helen, i think
rebozoette: its only spam
EWeston: Fake spam
NancyKat: To avoid degue fever, ress here....
PrincipalPoop: any way to avoid ague?
EWeston: I may not be your brother, Jim
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'johan amadeus myjetski', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
rebozoette: street wise
llanwydd: Hi Jam
EWeston: JAM man
NancyKat: Poop For Ague, Argue...
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
cease: jammy
PrincipalPoop: jim jam
llanwydd: he may not be your brother jam
johan amadeus myjetski: I couldn't get you to believe my name was John Smith, could I?
EWeston: He's my brother Jelly
PrincipalPoop: arg
NancyKat: Of course...sign here, Mr. and Mrs. John Q Smith...
johan amadeus myjetski: Hullo Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd NancyKat PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween WarOnWarOff
PrincipalPoop: oh look, it is dirty
johan amadeus myjetski: I never forget you neither Nancy! ;)
EWeston: Hose it off
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
NancyKat: Front!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Beet: Hi JAM
NancyKat: Oh, JAM, you're such a tool! And like Summber break, no class!
EWeston: Frent only when directed, by the director
llanwydd: peggy stanzalone. i think i knew her
johan amadeus myjetski: That's me baby!
cease: have y'all heard ossman's piece about the hotel?
johan amadeus myjetski: I'm one of the Anytown Smiths, you know!
DJTweeny: I don't think so, cease
EWeston: Nawp
cease: a kind o acting lesson parody
johan amadeus myjetski: I haven't.
DJTweeny: Was there an actual hotel, cease?
NancyKat: hemingschmaltzburgweissstein...
cease: nokk an acting lesson.
cease: he was the hotel guy and you had to be the gueswt,
cease: actin gexercise.
johan amadeus myjetski: great acting. thank you.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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PrincipalPoop: who played madge?
cease: it says its on the cassette i bought from dave but it aint
EWeston: Retch Smelldon
PrincipalPoop: a tsukuba diver
cease: good pronounciation, tweedn
EWeston: My lungs were acti...aching for air.
DJTweeny: thank you
||||||||| Elmer Ho sneaks in around 9:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Elmer Ho: THIS IS MY EARTHLY FAILURE
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
||||||||| At 9:18 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elmer Ho!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
EWeston: Unglued tonight Elmar?
PrincipalPoop: wewax
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Ho!
Beet: Hi Elmer
NancyKat: Foreigners..they're not from around here...you know.....
cease: Elmer
NancyKat: Elmer, hi!
DJTweeny: but they're really square little fellas, Nancy
NancyKat: Choked on a piece of cheeese....
DJTweeny: Elmer got caught in the revolving door
NancyKat: And liked to wear women's choose....
johan amadeus myjetski: Aliens! You must appear, no matter how briefly...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Not Ed in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Not Ed: What?
PrincipalPoop: speaking of aliens, not ed
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Not!
EWeston: In which movie Not Ed!
cease: hi not
PrincipalPoop: white punks on dope
Not Ed: EW, JAM, PPoop cheers
cease: anyone remembre this song?
Not Ed: Cat-collage-man
Beet: Hi Ed
johan amadeus myjetski: YES! I always loved it!
rebozoette: funds now
EWeston: Yawp
NancyKat: cease-YUP! Kirsten Dunst did a cover of it and I still don't know how I feel...
PrincipalPoop: turning Japanese, sure
Not Ed: NK, Beet & Tweeny & reboz hi hi hi
johan amadeus myjetski: kinda like the MTV vid of it
EWeston: It's hard to set them properly on the lath
Not Ed: Kirsten Didst?
cease: FEN was our windorw to the english speaking world in those days
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** World Expo '85 - Tsukuba, Japan at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avn87a4VS9A
NancyKat: ....and a paaaartridge in a pearshaped treeeee.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: Hi ≠ Ed
cease: this is a too little known firesign gem
PrincipalPoop: looks like narcs or parks
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
NancyKat: ...In the far flung future of....1999....
DJTweeny: What's it from, cease?
rebozoette: missed landing
cease: DO MM
EWeston: Aced the dis mount
cease: you should getg a copy]dont have the partiuclars near me
PrincipalPoop: neighborhoods
DJTweeny: from Yagoda, cease?
cease: no
DJTweeny: this is unfamiliar
cease: whoree/warehoused
cease: i will look for it in a more coherent time
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
PrincipalPoop: 6 different languages? I only need one....
PrincipalPoop: wewax
cease: any one of you can do this. there is a vasrt amount of firesign wisdom you can mix wiith other stuff in an interesting way
EWeston: Languages of the world's waxes. Wasn't that on NPR?
rebozoette: I'd eat it
PrincipalPoop: not to hurt any living thing, kill it first...
johan amadeus myjetski: dragon the line...
PrincipalPoop: the grounds are well kept
NancyKat: Does Godzilla qualify as an Unemployed Dragon?
cease: i found this FEN piece on youtube, and was able to assemble this collage from that
EWeston: In a box lined with linden
cease: i probably heard this on the radio wheni went to that fair
PrincipalPoop: Nancy Prettyboy Reagan? NPR...
johan amadeus myjetski: And a jacket headed woman with her arms akimbo...
PrincipalPoop: oh akimbo, aaaakimbooo
cease: Indonesia for the Indonesians!
PrincipalPoop: towel
EWeston: The job market for radioactive dragons may be saturated
PrincipalPoop: bath
PrincipalPoop: border
rebozoette: taffy
PrincipalPoop: coffee
PrincipalPoop: delight
PrincipalPoop: border
EWeston: Covfefe
PrincipalPoop: How can I know what is in your mind?
Beet: lol
cease: lol poop
NancyKat: EXPRESSO!
EWeston: What your CAT scan won't tell you. A series.
rebozoette: no landing needed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** World Expo '85 - Tsukuba, Japan at YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avn87a4VS9A
EWeston: No air
johan amadeus myjetski: That would also make a good cat meme, E
PrincipalPoop: yum cat meme pie
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: I am a sucker for 3D anything.
EWeston: Should I buy my cat a stethoscope?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
johan amadeus myjetski: Well, a set of scuba, at least
PrincipalPoop: Boris Stetho invented that.
EWeston: And just in time!
johan amadeus myjetski: scrubs, not scuba, despite what my computer thinks I should say
PrincipalPoop: perhaps you are struggling to say shrubs? like a hedge row
rebozoette: heramns robots rules
PrincipalPoop: no fair
EWeston: He's in favor of blood letting, in all occasions
PrincipalPoop: 5000 eager fingers saluting a new day
johan amadeus myjetski: that would make a sect change operation easy-peezy!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
johan amadeus myjetski: How about Shoeless Joe Jackson?
DJTweeny: that's a big freakin' TV
NancyKat: Frank's 2000 in. Tv...
EWeston: My Uncle was once staying over. He was woken by our siamese in the middle of the night. He thought it was a demon
DJTweeny: demon kitty!
johan amadeus myjetski: now jumbotrons are at every large seminar & concert
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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cease: i remember those lights
EWeston: Unc rose three vertical feet very quickly
rebozoette: they are so big
NancyKat: OMG-We had one of those Hoovers when i was a kid! We also had an Orec-cannister vacum...
PrincipalPoop: a fast gondola
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FAIR WORLDS - TSUKUBA”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
johan amadeus myjetski: I still have an oreck canister
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
DJTweeny: haha @ my reposting of the banner
cease: this is from bom dot bust. i once had the script, but no longer
DJTweeny: was trying to post the DVD ad
DJTweeny: Boom Dot Bust is great
cease: realy hard to hear what the tornado says without a script.
PrincipalPoop: you think that is funny? Does that make you laugh? Does that amuse you?
cease: i lolst most of firesign stuff when hard drive died a few months ago.
DJTweeny: heh
NancyKat: MONORAIL!
PrincipalPoop: ouch cat
DJTweeny: from Goodfellas, PrincP?
cease: yean, poop. it limits my ability to do this.
PrincipalPoop: you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
EWeston: Slouch potatoe
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: lost
Beet: For a long time I was hoping that monorails would catch on for normal transportation.
johan amadeus myjetski: kinda hard hold my thumb next to your line on the script.
PrincipalPoop: You do my wife? Did you do my wife? You talking to me?
cease: but there is still DOMM which everyone should own
johan amadeus myjetski: your thumb
EWeston: Certainly nothing wrong with the Seattle monrail
cease: me too, bet. we have one in van
PrincipalPoop: who's thumb? tom I think
cease: they were a profoundly poetic group
johan amadeus myjetski: Dorms & subs. That's the whole world isn't it?
rebozoette: thumbalina
NancyKat: Am seriously thinking of hinting to my BF to get me DOMM or BOD for solstice/ my bday.
EWeston: Shirly's thumb.
DJTweeny: It's worth having, NancyKat
johan amadeus myjetski: Thumblebum
Beet: Any respectable BF should do that for you.
DJTweeny: absolutely Beet ;)
PrincipalPoop: Is that B for Boy or B for Best? Gender neutral...
johan amadeus myjetski: I have heard this before!
rebozoette: ha
DJTweeny: this is a wild arrangement of the pop tune lol
EWeston: Thumblebum Shirly and Thumblebum for all you legal needs
NancyKat: Poop-LOL...BF for boyfriend,,, i use BFF for my best friend...who is a girl, btw.....
Beet: Cool, Cat
NancyKat: Ghould before Boils.
johan amadeus myjetski: Ala bill murry's lounge singer
rebozoette: yeah cat
PrincipalPoop: they are SOs, significant others lol
cease: yes, van had a world fair in 86. hopefully have it done by next week
NancyKat: Groovy, Sempai.
johan amadeus myjetski: amazing, cat, truly!
PrincipalPoop: that is it, lunge singers, lounge
EWeston: Do the Humanoid Boogie!
NancyKat: Poop-I only do that when dating other women...
PrincipalPoop: olympic luge sings
cease: i lived in japan for a long trime, will defintely make some colkages about that.]
cease: i was able to play Firesgn on Japanese national radio
PrincipalPoop: I don't even try to guess ages anymore...
EWeston: An strums it's zither
johan amadeus myjetski: When you were there, were you working? What sort of job? Just curious...
PrincipalPoop: the hairy what?
||||||||| New notice: '** IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Dear Friends broadcast collection
“THE HARRY YAGODA SHOW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
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PrincipalPoop: ahh soo yagoda
cease: did y'all see the show about coltrane on pbs?
johan amadeus myjetski: missed that, cease! i'll look for it though!
rebozoette: watch out for the fan
PrincipalPoop: not I said the blue train express
EWeston: Nothing like a nipple. Believe me of eat hot pop tarts
PrincipalPoop: lots of things are nothing like a nipple....
DJTweeny: lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
NancyKat: A Gamera Camera?
EWeston: The same can be said about pop tarts
cease: coltrane a big influence on me in the late 69sm early 70s
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
cease: 60s
cease: letters to small to see
PrincipalPoop: yum late 69s
rebozoette: thats the throttle
EWeston: I did a MST 3000 Gamera marathon this week
PrincipalPoop: la la la
EWeston: That you Kenny?
johan amadeus myjetski: I watched a movie that MST 3000 SHOULD have done, just right for them, but don't think they ever did. Called The Yesterday Machine.
cease: you survived a marathon? did the persians still lose?
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, cease!
Beet: love MST
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
PrincipalPoop: I thought he robbed a gas station
EWeston: They ran out of elephants, again
NancyKat: EW-I miss MST...And I love Kaiju...although, I must say, Mothra is my fave.
cease: i got free netflix for a month so will def warch some new mst
PrincipalPoop: it is on COMET sunday evenings
EWeston: Somewhere around a thousand MST U tubes online.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
PrincipalPoop: http://www.comettv.com/watch-live/
NancyKat: Will try to find some-we don't has the majick boxes.
EWeston: Including Fire Maidens in Space
cease: this is very similar to what i did in the previous collage
PrincipalPoop: ouch, my ears
cease: when phil first met my wife, he began talking to her in japanese
DJTweeny: he's quite the cunning linguist
PrincipalPoop: I hope he really spoke Japanese or that might be insulting lol
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, djt!
NancyKat: Racy, tweeny.
rebozoette: pink lace salad
PrincipalPoop: just why down and wewax
cease: i speak english and smatterings of others phil speaks many
EWeston: It goes straight to my hips
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
johan amadeus myjetski: pink lace on your hips, E, uhh...
PrincipalPoop: did you go to whatsamatter U?
NancyKat: Poop-Or Miskatonic
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
johan amadeus myjetski: Yeah, Poop, put in three years there before dropping out
EWeston: Hey sometimes its lampchop icecream
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat
PrincipalPoop: smatter and smatters and smatterings
EWeston: Our flounders
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
rebozoette: the war is over
PrincipalPoop: the war with the cows?
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
johan amadeus myjetski: I declare the war is over
cease: this is brilliant
llanwydd: if you want it
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
rebozoette: or is it
llanwydd: wall is oval
EWeston: I still have a piece of Humus
PrincipalPoop: Mrs. humus is looking for that...
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: She;ll never find it NEVAH!
johan amadeus myjetski: Oh, Noh!
PrincipalPoop: President who looked like a foot?
EWeston: Theatrical
PrincipalPoop: Theatrecal
EWeston: Or metamusile between friends
rebozoette: what in the universe
DJTweeny: "I've been to Turkey, New Jersey..." lol
PrincipalPoop: pepto, and I want my maypo
EWeston: A giant green cat named Fred
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Kel inside, makes a note of the time (10:18 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
rebozoette: run away
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Kel!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
DJTweeny: Hi Kel
EWeston: No, walk do not run to that exit
PrincipalPoop: Kel and Ida sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
cease: Kel
Kel: Ello.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
rebozoette: far off mists
Kel: I gess I missed?
NancyKat: Hi, Kel.
EWeston: Far off tax...Texas. Hi Kel
PrincipalPoop: No, that's my hat.
cease: kisses are better than misses
EWeston: Bout fourty minutes left to go
PrincipalPoop: Kisses sweeter than wine
johan amadeus myjetski: Poop, are you the man who mistook his wife for a hat?
PrincipalPoop: Sez who?
Beet: evenin' kel
cease: jack poet was one of the best things that happened to them
EWeston: Kisses sweater, then whines?
PrincipalPoop: Are you talking to me? Do I amuse you? You do my wife?
johan amadeus myjetski: just askin'....
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Fair Worlds - Tsukuba (Japan)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
rebozoette: grassless
PrincipalPoop: Stellaaaaa
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: Jack Poet was great fun
EWeston: Yes...yes...something in shellac perhaps
DJTweeny: too bad that the execs at VW didn't find them amusing
PrincipalPoop: Linseed Oil.
DJTweeny: I wonder how many people bought VWs because of those ads
EWeston: A mat finish suits her
johan amadeus myjetski: love the smell of linseed oil. what does that say about me?
cease: german execs called them motherfuckers. not a usual german expresion
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Beet: you must be a panter
PrincipalPoop: I won't be going to orgies at your house.
Beet: painter
EWeston: Stay away from open flames
DJTweeny: sounds like they were actually angry, cease
DJTweeny: lol P
cease: may do a collage aboutg hitch hking
johan amadeus myjetski: Used to be, Beet!
DJTweeny: he pants while he paints?
DJTweeny: kinky
johan amadeus myjetski: Only at the orgies...
PrincipalPoop: a pair of pants and so he paints only one pant
Beet: I was quite fond of that smell also for the same reason
johan amadeus myjetski: linseed oil & turpentine, Ahhh.....
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: I did some monotypes with linseed. It reduced the pigments intensity
PrincipalPoop: I will buy you both pine sol oil for christmas
Beet: yup absolutely
cease: my collage last week was partly about me painting a house with mycousin in 67
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, poop!
EWeston: Carcinogens these days, but I preferred kero
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: it's hard to dilute oil paints with Pinesol
rebozoette: there it is
PrincipalPoop: It is all about the vapors
EWeston: Ooops turpentine. Still a bit hazardous
rebozoette: wisps it
johan amadeus myjetski: recovering pines suffer...
cease: i hope you are all enjoying these trips in to my past
EWeston: An poill necklaces. Which never go near my hips
PrincipalPoop: take a whiff on me
johan amadeus myjetski: recovering PineSol huffers
NancyKat: I'm sorry, got distracted there ogling gorgeous cosplayers...where am us?
EWeston: Sign of Agnes?
Beet: I remember hour of power
cease: proc says a great thing in his book, about colaging, about bringing into existence new arrt from combination
PrincipalPoop: talking about the electric kissing party
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
NancyKat: Poop-SHOCKING!
PrincipalPoop: aether ohhh
johan amadeus myjetski: definitely, cease! opens memory lanes for me!
cease: ifind; new territory in my own life and firesign doing these colags
johan amadeus myjetski: 20 years later & she still knocked me out
DJTweeny: and we're very glad you did, cease :)
EWeston: She works out
PrincipalPoop: ifind, is that some sort of app or something?
rebozoette: dutch double
PrincipalPoop: hamsterdam
johan amadeus myjetski: Eiffel falafel's?
NancyKat: Poop-HamsterDance?
DJTweeny wonders what a hamster dam would look like
EWeston: Dutchy Danish Duke
cease: hideous/hideo
johan amadeus myjetski: Like a beaver dam, only smaller
PrincipalPoop: You are thinking of gerbils but ok
EWeston: Keeps the creek from overflowing
cease: they loved playing with that name
PrincipalPoop: It was Hideo before it was Forrest.
DJTweeny: true, P
PrincipalPoop: Gump, I am just talking Gump here, Get off my back.
cease: the japanese said he person hated fish.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Ohh Min!!
rebozoette: whats normal
PrincipalPoop: here is terri Ahkey now
PrincipalPoop: National Organization for the something of something
NancyKat: Johann GambolpudddydevonAusverhn......
PrincipalPoop: out of control, out of control
NancyKat: Of Ulm....
cease: wrong kiss
EWeston: What a state
PrincipalPoop: afk i guess
EWeston: Loved their horse feather collection
johan amadeus myjetski: a real jerry lewis comedy-alike contest winner!
cease: proc has lots of jerry tales
cease: i think all comedians inspire all other comedians
johan amadeus myjetski: I was kidding, but I'd love for you to share some of those sometime
cease: buy his book, jam
johan amadeus myjetski: True DJT. I do know Lou Costello was in awe of Curly Howard
cease: post the link, tween
johan amadeus myjetski: I wil try to get his book, cat!
EWeston: He set the bar. On his own head
cease: proctor will thank you
DJTweeny: What link do you want, cease?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
PrincipalPoop: back, Is lin a tree or plant or what? What do the seeds look like?
cease: thats a great link, tween
DJTweeny: yeah, a link to FST's own promo
DJTweeny: what I read from
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here!
Beet: Tween is our link to the outside world
johan amadeus myjetski: it's a bush I think. Seeds are small, kinda like sesame sized, i think
PrincipalPoop: thanks jam, I really didn't care
cease: i will ttry and keep creating new collages
NancyKat: Confrontation Camps?
DJTweeny: them too
rebozoette: conglass
DJTweeny: please do cease, please do
DJTweeny: great stuff :)
johan amadeus myjetski: That's why I shared, Poop!
DJTweeny: they're educational as well as entertaining
llanwydd: what is conglass? the japanese congress?
Beet: I second that motion
PrincipalPoop: maybe a bush, perhaps sesame seed sized seeds, got it
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
cease: my last worlds fair was in vancouverf in 86
johan amadeus myjetski: cease, I am in awe of your prodigious effort to create these wonderful collages! THANK YOU!!
rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd NancyKat PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween WarOnWarOff great night thanks
PrincipalPoop: any more worlds fairs in the future?
rebozoette: cat as always the best
johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Bozoetjte!
cease: thanks for dropping by, rebo
PrincipalPoop: smooch all but no tongues for the guys, unless they uh, nevermind
PrincipalPoop: super week all, keep em flying
rebozoette: I lurk out
Beet: This was the usual reliable fun Thorsday. Thanks to all my gear friends. Thanks for the great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks Dr Tween
||||||||| PrincipalPoop dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PrincipalPoop?! It's 10:54 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
EWeston: Great night, Thanks Cease.
cease: this is brilliant]
Beet: Dear Friends
cease: i do my best,ew
johan amadeus myjetski: Love, love love to all! Thanks for the laughs, you don't know how badly I needed them tonight!
Beet: See ya in a week.
NancyKat: *HUGGS* And Nigh Nigh to all!
cease: we afre akwats here to help, jam
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
llanwydd: nite everybody
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:55 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
johan amadeus myjetski: nick danger's turning japanese
cease: thank you all for listening
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kel - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| WarOnWarOff - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| A_Chat_Name - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny enters at 3:31 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
A_Chat_Name
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
johan amadeus myjetski
Kel
llanwydd
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
http://www.comettv.com/watch-live/
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/1986.html
www.planetproctor.com
http://www.seemreal.com
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avn87a4VS9A



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