A Firesign Chat
02/08/2018




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 08, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| manuella sneaks in around 4:56 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 4:56 AM, dragging manuella by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| manu bounds in at 4:57 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
manu: oi
||||||||| 5:24 AM: Princesa jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
manu: princesa, é vc preta???
||||||||| manin waltzes in at 5:26 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
manu: oi
manu: ???
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Berlim', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:09 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
manin: colé toto
manin: então mano
manin: colé manu
manu: colé camarão
manu: colé camarão
manin: ele não fala nd deve ta doidão de pão de queijo mano
Berlim: Coleeeeeeeee
manu: colé camarão
Berlim: To na rua mabo fazendo um corre com o je
manin: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
manin: Deus abençõe o seu dia ai mano
Berlim: Amem
manin: nós tds
manin: ai vc num me dar uma força num zap ai não
manin: ou ligar de uma vez
manin: então
manu: deus abençoa seu dia ai camarão
manu: tá tudo tranquilo com vc ai fora camarão???
manu: manda um forte abraço pro jé ai camarão.
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manin: colé
manin: colé manu
manu: colé
Berlim: Ela manda um fortr abracao camarão
manin: ai toto me ajuda ai mano se vc não estiver muito ocupado
manu: pode crê camarão
manu: então camarão, vcs tá no corre ai???
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
manin: ta foda hj viu
manu: colé camarão
manu: tá tudo tranquilo ai zé???
manin: ele sumiu manu kkkkkkk
Berlim: Ta tranquilo sim vim trazer o je pra fazer uma documentacao de um lote dele ai camarao os cara aqui faz ate certidao passaport
Berlim: Entao manim o que pega
Berlim: Cole camarao eu estou bem gracas a deus que bom.que vc falou com o dê em camarada
Berlim: Cole camarão
manin: ai manda um zap ai pra mim
manin: ai manda um zap ai pra mim
Berlim: Parei o carro agora daqyi a pouco vou dirigir novamente
Berlim: Ja manda as ideias neguim
manin: 8432-2537 simone ai vc fala pra ela q é pra ela entrar nesse chat aqui por favor http://itapoanfm.com.br/index.php/chat
manu: pode crê camarão
manin: tão ai só agradeço
Berlim: Quando for assim vc ja manda as ideias entendeu
manin: ou então nesse chalkup.co ai ela entra com o email dela normal e a senha é simonereis desse jeito ai td junto
Berlim: O neguim eu ja te falei camarada que a simone falou que nao ta morando aqyi mais e ela nao tem tempo pra entra nao mabo
manin: pode crer meu mano
Berlim: Vou chamar ela aqui ai vc vai ver ela vai falar a mesma coisa mano
manin: eu sei mano mais ela tava entrando td dia mano em um outro mano só q ele caiu
manin: https://www.chalkup.co ai ela vai usar o email dela e a senha é simonereis td junto
manin: só manda os chat lá já é
Berlim: Depois que eu desembolei com ela a ultima vez ela me bloquiou mano eu to e bloquiado no wassap dela
manin: ai se tiver como vc me dar essa força liga direto
Berlim: Mandei mensagem nela aqui agora eu to bloquiado neguim tirei uma foto aqui se vc quizer de mando ai
manin: ta tranquilo mano
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Berlim: Te abandonou macaco kkkkkk
Berlim: .nao quer saber de vc nao
Berlim: Kkkkkkk
manin: ai então só faaz mais esse favor de de mandar um zap nesse cel 9 8587-9497 ou 9 8584-9794 poliana esposa do brunin fala pra ela que os botas aqui levaram o jackson para o castigo e ´q é pra ela ligar no dr tiago pra ele vim aqui hj sem falta e tirar o jackson e o bruninho
manin: kkkkkkk
manin: ai toto ela ta vindo na visita bobão kkkkk
manin: ai a carla te mandou algum zap essa semana mano
manin: teneu as idéias ai meu mano
manin: só manda esse zap ai na poliana pq é de mil grau ta ligado
manin: e pra ela pedir o tiaba pra vim fazer o cadastro no nome do bruninho hj ainda sem falta
manin: ou então mano manda esse link desse chat ai nela por favor
||||||||| "8:36 AM? 8:36 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Princessa should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Princessa enters and sits at the bar.
Princessa: Bom diaaaaaaa!
manu: princesa, vc é mulher do boca???
Princessa: Não
manu: disculpa
manin: quer falar com quem
Princessa: Tudo bem
Princessa: Jv
manin: vc quer falar com quem
manu: não tem jv aqui não
manin: oiiii
manin: tem ninguém com esse nome aqui não viu
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dani! inside, makes a note of the time (8:43 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dani!: Salve salve
manu: quer falar com quem
Dani!: Lorim?
Dani!: ??????????
Dani!: ??????????????????????
Dani!: ???????
Dani!: ??????????
Dani!: ????????????
Dani!: ??????????
Dani!: ??????????
Dani!: ????????????
Dani!: ????????????
Dani!: ??????????????????????
Dani!: ?????
Dani!: ??????????????????
Dani!: ?
Dani!: ?
Dani!: ???????
Dani!: ?????????
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Berlim: Cole camarao
Berlim: Cole manim
||||||||| It's 9:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dani! - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 9:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| manuella - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Máfia Azul 💕💅 sneaks in around 9:28 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| "10:19 AM? 10:19 AM!!" says Catherwood, "RELIK should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RELIK enters and sits on the couch.
RELIK: OI!
RELIK: PRINCESSA VC ESTA AI ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Oie pai beença
RELIK: deus te abençoa princesa
RELIK: aqui estou precisando de vc urgente tem como ajuda o tio ??
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Tudo bem
Máfia Azul 💕💅: ??
RELIK: ESTOU LEVANDO !!!
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Máfia Azul 💕💅: Ajudo sim
RELIK: TEM COMO VC MANDA UM ZAP NAQUELE NUMERO PRA MIM???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: A mãe do Kaio ?
RELIK: e sim !!!
Máfia Azul 💕💅: A Raiza mandou ela me bloquea no zap!
RELIK: QUE ISSO SERIOMESMO ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Ss
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Máfia Azul 💕💅: E ela me bloqueou
RELIK: AQUI VC NUM ESTA PERTO DE ALGUEM QUE TEM ZAP AI PRA VC M,E AJUDA ?
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Não tô em kssa sozinha !!
RELIK: PRINCESA VC TEM O NUMERO TEM COMOPELOMENOS LIGAR ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Tem sim
RELIK: AQUI LIGA NELA AI E PERGUNTA ELA SE DA PRA ELA ENTRA AQUI RAPIDIM POR FAVOR
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Lucca in through the front door at 10:29 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Ta bom
RELIK: OI!!!
Máfia Azul 💕💅: -Pai aki não tá atendendo
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
RELIK: TEM COMO VC DEICHAR UMA MENSAGEM FALANDO QUE EU VOU ESTA AQUI NO FINAL DO SERVIÇO DELA PRA ELA ENTRA POR FAVOR
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Tem
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Cadê o tio Sorriso
RELIK: ESTA ALI
RELIK: AQUI PRINCESA SE EU PRECISAR DE VC VC ME AJUDA NAQUELE OUTRO LA ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Sim
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nay in through the front door at 10:42 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
RELIK: NOSSA AQUI VC TEM O ZAP DA MINHA MAE ???
Nay: O luh passa o outro chat pra ai
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Pq a minha mãe tá com raiva de você pai?
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Olha ela aí o
Nay: Ana passa o chat pra mim
Nay: Anda
RELIK: OI
RELIK: PRINCESA VC TEM O ZAP DA MINHA MAE OU NÃO ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Qual chat minha filha
RELIK: ELA ESTA COM MUITA RAIVA DE MIM PRINCESA
Máfia Azul 💕💅: http://itapoanfm.com.br/index.php/chat
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Eu tenho o número da minha avó sim
RELIK: TEM COMO VC FALAR4 COM ELA PRA PEDIR A RAIZA PRA ENTRA AQUI !??
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Acabei de mandar nela
||||||||| Catherwood leads Jj inside, makes a note of the time (10:49 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
RELIK: MUITO OBRIGADO PRINCESA
Máfia Azul 💕💅: De nada
||||||||| It's 10:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nay - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK: PRINCESA OLHA NO SEU CLASSTING TEM DUAS MENSAGEM LA TEM COMO VC MANDA NAQUELES NUMERO PRA MIM ????
RELIK: ???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Pra manda pra mim avó
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK: NAO VC CLICA LA EM VER MAIS
RELIK: UE VAI TER O NUMERO LA
RELIK: OI!
RELIK: PRINCESA VC ESTA AI ????
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Mandei la
||||||||| It's 11:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| manuella - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK: VC VIU OS NUMEROS QUE ESTALA JUNTO COM AS MENSAGEM??
RELIK: MUITO OBVRIGADA VIU PRINCESA !
Máfia Azul 💕💅: De nada
RELIK: PRINCESA A MAE DO KAIO TE BLOQUEIOU NO ZAP ???
RELIK: MAIS VC MANDOU A MENSAGEM NELA PRA MIM ??
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Mandei sim
||||||||| Catherwood leads RELI..? inside, makes a note of the time (11:21 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
RELI..?: princesa
RELI..?: !!!!!!
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Oie
||||||||| It's 11:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Jj - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELI..?: TIVE QUE SAI AQUI QUE OS GUARDA ENTROU AQUI
RELI..?: PRINCESA VC MANDOU AQUELAS DUAS MENSAGEM QUE TE MANDEI LA NOS NUMEROS QUE ESTA NAS MENSAGEM???
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Ss
RELI..?: SÓ TENHO A TE AGRADECER !!!!!
RELI..?: TENHO UMA MENSAGEM PRA MANDA PRA OUTRA PESSOAL DA PRA VC ME AJUDA ??
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Ss
RELI..?: VOU TE MANDA LA NO OUTRO
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Jaer
||||||||| It's 11:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| manu - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Pretinha into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 11:42 AM, then departs.
Pretinha: Oiiii tá aeee
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Relik..? plummets into the garden at 11:47 AM.
Relik..?: oi
Relik..?: PRETINMHA O LIPÃO ESTA PERGUNTANDO SE PAGOU O DINHEIRO DA GABI E SE A MAE DO PEIXE PAGOU ELA TBM !
Relik..?: OI PRETINHA VC ESTA AI ???
||||||||| Pretinha rushes off, saying "11:51 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Pretinha into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 11:51 AM, then departs.
Relik..?: OI!
Relik..?: PRETINHA !
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
||||||||| "11:53 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Pretinha, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Pretinha steps in at 11:53 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Relik..?: ????
Relik..?: PRETINHA !!!!!!
Relik..?: OI?
Pretinha: Relik minhas msg não tá chegando aii
Relik..?: AGORA ESTA
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of February 08, 2018 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
Relik..?: AQUI O LIPÃO ESTA PERGUNTANDO SE VC PASSOU ALGUM DINHEIRO PRA GABI ??
Pretinha: Fala com ele q ele é um idiota nem pergunta se tô bem e vem c esse recado fala que eu paguei da mãe do cara n sei q isso não me interessa é não caiu dinheirooo na minha conta não o 400 dei a gabi
Relik..?: AQUI ELE ME PEDIU PRA TE MANDA UMA MENSAGEM QUE ELE MESMO ESCREVEU
Relik..?: SSO COPIAN E TE MANDA ???
Relik..?: POSSO!
Relik..?: ?
Pretinha: Pode sim por favor
Relik..?: ESPERA QUE VOU COPIAR DE OUTRO ARQUIVO QUE EU GUARDEI AQUI !
Relik..?: se a samantha entra passa esse recado pra ela fasendo favor que ela nao precisa vim renova cadastro nao,pra ela nao fica perdendo tempo comigo,que se ela vim renovar eu vou recusar,por que se ela quisece vim conversa comigo ela tinha vindo que a social autorisou ela nao veio por que nao quiz que eu nao vou fica mendigando visita de nimguem,por que ela so nao veio na visita ontem por que ela tava era no pagode que eu ja fiquei sabendo,que ela nao foi mulher de vim aqui conversa comigo que eu nao quero saber dela e mais nimguem nao,no mais so agradeço por tudo que ela fez por mim e se ela entendeu o recado que eu pedi a gabi pra passa pra ela,Ass::Lipão.
Pretinha: Aqui fala com ele assim que eu batizei nem né pagode eu estava pq essas coisas do mundo não é pra mim ele tá errado e quer joga o erro dele p mim fala c ele tenho é 30 anos sou mulher sou piranha igual ele tá acostumado a pega não fala com ele que não vou renovar cadastro mesmo não
Relik..?: OK ME DESCULPA EM TE TRASER UMA NOTICIA ASSIM EU FICO CHATEADO,MAIS EU FALO COM ELE
Relik..?: AQUI ESTOU PRECISANDO DE UM FAVOR TEM COMO ME AJUDAR??
Pretinha: Machei com ele foi um ano sem falta eu não fui pq a mãe dele falo pra mim não ir eu nunca deixei falta nada pra ele na visita eu dormia era aí na porta ele vem c essa
Pretinha: Pode sim fala aí o que é
Relik..?: E SO MANDA UM ZAP NA MINHA IRMA PRA MIM POR FAVOR !!!
Relik..?: 993518755 RAIZA
Pretinha: Fala com ele assim que minha vida é igreja e trabalho que eu tô batizada pra ele acredita no povo e fica sozinho
Pretinha: Manda o número
Pretinha: Deus me conhece e vai fazer ele pagar
Relik..?: 993518755 RAIZA
Pretinha: Já faleiii
Relik..?: muito obrigada viu
Relik..?: MUITO O0BRIGADA VIU !!!
Pretinha: Relik só avisa ele assim que não vou né pagode pela vida dos meus filhos e de Deus eu não fui na visita pq a mãe dele falo p mim não ir
Pretinha: É pq eu tava mt bolada com ele mais já que ele fez a escolha dele que agora sim eu não quero mais manda ele fica com a Gabi
Relik..?: VOU FALAR COM ELE ISSO TA BOM ??
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Pai?
Relik..?: OI
Relik..?: ?????
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Quem é esta Pretinha posso saber??
Relik..?: E UMA MENINA QUE ESTOU PASANDO UM RECADO DO MAREIDO DELA !
Relik..?: POR QUE ???
Relik..?: K
Relik..?: K
Relik..?: [
Relik..?: K
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Likinha close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 12:24 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Likinha : Fala meu amor Relik Real to aqui vida
Máfia Azul 💕💅: Att kkkkk pai
Likinha : Sua maninha que mais te ama nesse hemisfério
Relik..?: OI AMOR MEU
Relik..?: TUDO BEM COM VC E COM O KAIO ??
Relik..?: OQUE ACONTECEU QUE A ANGELIKA NAO VEIO ???
Relik..?: QUEM IA TRASER ELA E O KAIO ??
Likinha : Oi vida !!! Nao tem outro chat n ??? Rsrs aqui ta meio cheinho hoje ne amor rsrs
Relik..?: PODE FALAR O JEITO SO TEM ESSE AQUI !
Relik..?: O OUTRO TRAVA DEMAIS !
Likinha : Então wra um motorista amigo do César sa Fátima .. dai ele deu de nao ir na última hora. Tentamos 10 pessoas ninguém pode se manifestar e olha que tava pagando heim
Relik..?: QUERO VER QUANDOPEU SAIR E VIM PEGAR NA MINHA MAO EU VOU BETER LOGO UMA BALA NA CARA!
Relik..?: AQUI ESTOU NERVOSSO DEMAIS,ACHEI QUE TINHA ACONTECIDO ALGUMA COISA ,EU FICO PREOCUPADO DAI AQUI E LONGE !
Relik..?: OUTRA COISA EU CONVERSEI COM A ANGLIKA NA SOCIAL MAIS NAO DEU PRA CONVERSA DIREITO,VC SABE ME DISER SE JA MARCARÃO A VISITA POR QUE JA ESTA LIBERADO,E SO MARCA UM NOVA DATA !
Relik..?: ??????
Likinha : Calma meu amor. E pq nao era pra ser agora
Likinha : Anota ai
Relik..?: JA E !
Likinha : 17/Fev/2018 Hora 15:41:55 term 060581 valor 200.00 nome Gabriela da Silva Santos
Relik..?: AQUIMEU AMOR TEM COMO VC VER SE MANDA UMA MENSAGEM PRO CURINGA QUIE O CUSTELA MANDOU PRA ELE !
Relik..?: SO COPIA E MANDA !
Likinha : Pode mandar vida!!!!
Relik..?: OK!
Relik..?: EBTAO CURINGA,AIMANO TO PRESISSANDO FALAR COM VC E VC NAO VEM MANO?? NÃO TO TE ENTENDENDONAO VC TA ME DEIXANDO FALANDO AI TA TUDO NA MÃO SO TA DEPENDENDO DE VCCOLOCAR O CORRE PARA ANDAR,MAS EU MANDO RECADO VC NÃO FALA OQUE TA PEGANDOSO ME RESPONDE OK!, AI OQUE NAO E RESPOSTA DE NADA NAO PARCEIROVC ESTA ME DEIXANDO DE XAPEU NAS IDEIA ,AI JA RESOLVE COM O MARQUIM OS MANO JA VAI T6E MANDAR AS QUESTAO QUE VC PRESSISAR,O LEO MEGA E CHUMBO ELE NAO TEM NADA,E NO FERRARA EU TO DE GUERRA COM OS CARA ENTAO NESSA VISITA VC VEM SEM FALTA POIS E MIL GRAU AS IDEIA QUE TEMOS QUE DESEMBOLA,NO MAIS AGUARDO RESPOSTA DOQUE TA ACONTECENDOE O POR QUE VC NAO TA QUERENDO FICAR NA FAVELINHA,FICA NA PAZ,AGUARDO RESPOSTA ESPLICANDO NAO E OK NÃO PODE CRER.::::Ass:CUSTELA.
Likinha : Ta ja mandei amor
Relik..?: MEU AMOR VOU PRECISAR DE VC PRA MIM PODER PEGAR O MEU CERTIFICADO DO CURSO,PRECISO QUE VC LIGA LA NA UTRAMIG E PEDE PRA CONVERSA COM O BRENO LIMA,SE INDETIFICA FALA QUE E MINHA IRMA E PERGUNTA PRA QUANDO ESTA O CERTIFICADO POR QUE NOIS VAMOS PRECISAR:32637500
Likinha : Eu posso ligar amanhã? Pq eu to indo la na casa do meu pao to dentro do ônibus
Relik..?: MEU AMOR VER SE TEM COMO LIGA AI AGORA E VER SE VC CONVERSA E PERGUNTA SE FICA PRONTO ATE GUANDO O CERTIFICADO!
Likinha : Ja anotei AQUI fiz um print
Relik..?: VC VAIN NO SEU PAI???
Relik..?: MAIS PRECISSO SABER SE VC FALOU COM ELE !
Likinha : To indo to no eldorado
Relik..?: AQUI MEU AMOR A SOCIALTE LIGOU AI ??
Relik..?: POR QUE EU VOU PRECISAR DE UMA BUCHA !
Likinha : Falou com quem?
Relik..?: DE TOMAR BANHO
Likinha : To no Internet do telefone se eu sumir e pq tel desligou... eu sei do que vc está precisando.. amor
Relik..?: KKKKK
Relik..?: AQUI VC VAI TRASER O SALPICAO QUE A GIOVANA FAZ ????
Relik..?: EU COMI DOMACARRAO ESTAVA PIMENTADAÇO|@
Likinha : Ok vou pedor ela pra me ensinar. Pera ai qur o kuringa mandou mensagem
Relik..?: OK!
Likinha : [8/2 15:49] Kuringa: Entao jhow ai e um seguinte os pm me pegou e queria me jogar fora por causa do B.O da moto ta ligado [8/2 15:49] Kuringa: Mas me pegou lah dentro do ferrara [8/2 15:50] Kuringa: Ai eles pediram uma peça ai o gabiroba me ajudou ta ligado mas em troca [8/2 15:50] Kuringa: Eu empenhei minha moto [8/2 15:51] Kuringa: A mano e muita ideia [8/2 15:51] Kuringa: Ele me tirou de grandao mano [8/2 15:51] Kuringa: To sem corre e minha moto ta lah na casa dele estragando no tempo
Likinha : No mais vou fazer o possível pra ir nessa visita
Relik..?: MEU AMOR ??
Likinha : Oii
Relik..?: ESPERSA
Relik..?: AQUIMEU AMOR
Likinha : Fala que o telefone ta 20%
Relik..?: VC NAO PODE ESQUECER DE TRASER A PEDRINHA E A BALA!!!!E A BUCHA DE TOMAR BANHO VEGETAL!
Likinha : A bala kkkkkk ta bom amor meu
Relik..?: FICA COM DEUS E MANDA UM ZAPNO KAIO QUE EU MANDEI UM ABRAÇO E UM BEIJAO PRA ELE !
Relik..?: FALA COM A ANGELIKA PRA VER SE MARCA PRA MAIS PROXIMO POSSIVELÇ!
Likinha : te amo taaa muito mesmo...
Relik..?: 1QUE A SOCIAL VAI LIGAR NELA !
Relik..?: EU TBM TE AMO!!!!!
Relik..?: MUITO MESMO TE AMO DEMAIS
Likinha : Falo sim anotou o TR?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Relik..?: SIM ANOTEI E FALA COM A GELIKA QUE MANDEI UM PRA ELA TBM !
Likinha : Amanhã vc entra???
Relik..?: VAI SER O ULTIMO DIA TA BOM
Relik..?: AQUI DEPOIS VC ENTRA NA PLATAFORMA DOMEU CURSO PRA VC VER
||||||||| At 1:01 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Likinha !" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Relik..?: http://ead.utramig.mg.gov.br/
Relik..?: MEU CPF
Relik..?: A SENHA E :lucena.12
Relik..?: k
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Relik..?: K
Relik..?: K
Relik..?: PRINCESA VC ESTA AI ????
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 1:22 PM, dragging Toni by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Toni: ?
Relik..?: ??
Relik..?: quem e ??
Toni: Pq?
Relik..?: PREOCURA ALGUEM POR NADA !
||||||||| It's 1:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pretinha - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Relik..?: PARASÓ E VC "N"
Toni: Sim
Relik..?: SABIA
Relik..?: AQUI MEU TEMPOA
Relik..?: ACABOU AQUI E AMANHA E O ULTIMO DIA FICA COM DEUS!
Toni: Ok
Toni: Com Deus também
Relik..?: COM DEUS MANDA UM ABRAÇO PRA PRINCESA!
Toni: Já é
||||||||| Outside, the 1:33 PM bus from Florida pulls away, leaving Laurita coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Relik..?: OI PRINCESA ESTA ACABANDO AQUI FICA COM DEUS SE ELE PERMITIR AMANHA E O ULKTIMO DIA UM FORTE ABRAÇO !
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
Relik..?: Y
||||||||| Around 1:34 PM, Relik..? walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 1:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Toni - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Laurita - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Princesa', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| It's 2:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RELI..? - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Pretinha tiptoes in around 2:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 2:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| manin - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princesa - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pretinha - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lucca - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Berlim - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RELIK - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princessa - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 4:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Máfia Azul 💕💅 - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "7:52 PM? 7:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Jack_Poet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Jack_Poet enters and sits on the divan.
Jack_Poet: R.I.P. John Perry Barlow... https://boingboing.net/2018/02/07/walk-in-the-rain.html
Jack_Poet: Catherwood, fix us a drink.
||||||||| Catherwood brings us a drink.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "7:56 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Billville."
DJTweeny: Hello Jack
DJTweeny: Stream up in 1/2 hour, warm-up music about 10 minutes after that
||||||||| 7:57 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Jack_Poet: okeedokee.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood ushers johan amadeus myjetski in through the front door at 8:23 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
'
Jack_Poet: they call it stormy monday.... but thursday's just as bad ;^/
johan amadeus myjetski: oh, hi, DJT!
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Steeleye Span)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
'
johan amadeus myjetski: love maddy prior & the boys!
||||||||| "8:49 PM? 8:49 PM!!" says Catherwood, "CptButton should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as CptButton enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
johan amadeus myjetski: CB! How aren ya?
CptButton: Roll me a couple of bombers and leave them on the sidetable.
CptButton: My brain hurts.
CptButton: Decision make facotr absent.
johan amadeus myjetski: I must've sent the wrong ones to the NSA guy. I mean, I must've left yours in the car!
||||||||| Outside, the 8:51 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
CptButton: It's an interesting approach, but it isn't me.
johan amadeus myjetski: EW!
EWeston: Hey Tweeny Cpt Button Jack an JAM
CptButton: Usually out with my dinner gorups on Thorsday, but have a bit of a migraine.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Happy FST Thursday night to everyone! DEAR Friends
EWeston: Ever heard Neil Innes's You done My Brain in?
EWeston: Heya Beet
johan amadeus myjetski: Yes, I have!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Beet: Hi Mr EW
johan amadeus myjetski: hey, beet!
Beet: Hi JAM
EWeston: I think you need two saxiphones to do to proper
DJTweeny: Hey Beet, EW, Capt Button
Beet: This is some nice music
EWeston: Think Button's a non com Tweeny
Beet: Evening Dr Tween
CptButton: Do I recognise this singer? Almost getitng it.
DJTweeny: Maddy Pryor
DJTweeny: of Steeleye Span
johan amadeus myjetski: maddy prior from steeleye span
CptButton: non com?
CptButton: Need to look that up in the Secret Code of Military Toughness.
CptButton: That's it! thanks JAM.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
'
EWeston: Cpt usually means corporal. A non commisioned rank
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 08, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Beet: Who am I/
EWeston: Who were you supposed to be?
Beet: Good question
CptButton: oic. Captain Button is a Comics Code compliant superhero. Mostly.
EWeston: Yah had a lady motorcyclist shoot and kill a road rash driver on the TV news
CptButton: old nickname I got. Long story.
Jack_Poet: nite.
||||||||| Jack_Poet rushes off, saying "9:02 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Beet: The satellite sys hekllo
Beet: Or something like that
EWeston: Ah my mistake then.
CptButton: never heard of the precursor
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY from Firesign's “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
PINK HOTEL >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
'
EWeston: Heavy Goon Show influence
johan amadeus myjetski: so you've never been precursor to the full extent of the law?
johan amadeus myjetski: pre-cursed
EWeston: I did not have sax with that precutsor
Beet: Any suggestions for a good obscure film noir movie to check out?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
EWeston: Check MST 3000's play list
johan amadeus myjetski: Murder, initial effort from Kubrick
Beet: Literally roasted turkeys
Beet: Thanks JAM
EWeston: The plot tales the bait
johan amadeus myjetski: sureshot homeless
||||||||| Outside, the 9:09 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Elmer Ho coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
EWeston: Ahah its thems
EWeston: Elmer greetins
Beet: Hi Elmer
CptButton: Want to suggest some of the early Alec Guiness movies, but they don't really count as noir.
Elmer Ho: howdy E Beet
Elmer Ho: mostly gonna lurk and listen tonight - got work to do
Beet: That's a good direction, thanks Cpt
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:10 PM, dragging ralph by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
johan amadeus myjetski: I don't know Cat, Man In the Grey Flannel Suit counts as noir comedy
johan amadeus myjetski: Cpt
EWeston: It's masta ralph
Elmer Ho: ralph ... ralph ... I heard that name somewhere
ralph: Hello, friends................
johan amadeus myjetski: hiyas ralph
DJTweeny: Hi ralph
Beet: Hi ralph
EWeston: I scoff
ralph: I've just returned from ancient Manhattan!
CptButton: I think you mean The Man in the White suit, the science fiction movie.
||||||||| "9:12 PM? 9:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair.
llanwydd: evening folks
Beet: Large pox?
Beet: Hi Llan
ralph: LOL
EWeston: Where the pyramids are upside down?
CptButton: Manhattan? Did you buy it?
johan amadeus myjetski: Yes, White Suit. Quite right. my misremeberance
EWeston: Llan yow
ralph: the 23rd annual emergency meeting of...............
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Alan!
EWeston: Where where!
johan amadeus myjetski: Llan!
EWeston: Hold him down!
ralph: LOL
llanwydd: lol
ralph: how about that working model
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
johan amadeus myjetski: this is hilarious!
Elmer Ho: hey tweeny
johan amadeus myjetski: the breath of a hare
ralph: Hare hare...
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Elmer!
Elmer Ho: krishna krishna
EWeston: A breath of hair
Elmer Ho: hey JAM - hows every little thing
ralph: it's a catchy little numba....
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
ralph: i'ts the howl of the woof movie!
CptButton: The Howl of the Wolf Movie!
CptButton: ralph GMTA
EWeston: The Ralph of the Sphinx Slide Show
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: “By The Light Of The Silvery”
from Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN album
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check out PINK HOTEL at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
'
ralph: nothing but a bunch of sphinxters in here, anyhow
CptButton: simon and garfarkel ref!
EWeston: Hey's no fun he fell right over
EWeston: That's tuff
johan amadeus myjetski: Have you resolved the riddle of the sphincter, ralph?
EWeston: Loosner Caster Oil Flakes of course
johan amadeus myjetski: glass-go?
ralph: alimentary, my dear Watson
johan amadeus myjetski: LOL!
ralph: he's going to probe the Mune!!
EWeston: It's the Fuzz daddy
llanwydd: lol
johan amadeus myjetski: gif-rabbid
ralph: LOL
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
ralph: how am I supposed to get up and fix a drink??
johan amadeus myjetski: why, is it broken?
ralph: not yet
DJTweeny: *rimshot* Johan lol
EWeston: Join us! Why? Are you falling apart?
CptButton: Want to make a database joke now.
johan amadeus myjetski: lol!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:25 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Not Ed coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Not!
Not Ed: Pork?
DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: Hey Ed
EWeston: Not stop him Not Ed!
Elmer Ho: good hello afternoon or morning !Ed
Not Ed: wow what a crowd of Bozos
Not Ed: hi Beet & EW
Not Ed: Elmer Hey
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Oh pictures of carnage, cuewl
Elmer Ho: young Frankenstein
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out GIANT RAT at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv
'
johan amadeus myjetski: oh, the hoomanity!
Elmer Ho: ode to Billie Joe
Not Ed: Cheers Tweeny & Ruf - Cpt, jam, llan, wazreal?
Elmer Ho: lots of song references in this one
Not Ed: that was great Tweeny
ralph: Effing awesome Dr. DJ
Not Ed: ralph-o
Not Ed: yo
Beet: Enjoyed that
Not Ed: my teeth are growing
johan amadeus myjetski: That was fabulous!
Elmer Ho: that was great - Sounded quite old. When was it recorded?
DJTweeny: kewl :)
Not Ed: vintage classics tonite
EWeston: Some say there is not one straight line in this work. I disagree,but the line was delivered to a dog.
ralph: The Adventure of the Swollen Sock
Not Ed: indeed EW
EWeston: Late 70's Emler
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a swollen sock
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a swollen sock.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:31 PM and late as usual, it's B.O., just back from Funfun Town."
Not Ed: Catherwood sock ralph too
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Not Ed and mumbles "Did you want something?"
EWeston: Eeeww in nomial hapelessness
DJTweeny: Hi B.O.
Not Ed wants to take a boat to Sinatra.
EWeston: Bee Ohhh
johan amadeus myjetski: BO!
Beet: Hey B.O.
EWeston: The casino is great
Not Ed: lol
Not Ed: wazreal B.O.
B.O.: i smell yo'll
EWeston: Where did I put my nose?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and zapster falls out at 9:34 PM.
zapster: ouch
johan amadeus myjetski: tapster!
zapster: heya
CptButton: It's a good nose, it's rubber, it's chewy.
EWeston: From the Zapster demographic
johan amadeus myjetski: zapster
EWeston: It'll ruin your teeth!
zapster: that works too
DJTweeny: Howdy zapster
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mr0 close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:35 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
ralph: made of supernatural Zectron
Beet: hi zap
DJTweeny: Hi Mr0
zapster: g'evenin'
||||||||| Elayne sashays in at 9:35 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
johan amadeus myjetski: Mr)!
Elayne: Evenin' all!
EWeston: Ah Mr. O...
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Elayne!
Mr0: hey
EWeston: Elayne good evenin
johan amadeus myjetski: Mr0!
Not Ed: EeeEeeEee!
Elayne: Can't stay long, I fear I've caught Olympic Fever once more and I'm not sure it can be cured.
Not Ed has been nipping at the rat cheese.
Elayne: I can't believe they're actually doing some medaling sports tonight BEFORE tomorrow's opening ceremony.
EWeston: Just put your feet in ice water
Beet: Hi Miss E
DJTweeny: sorry to hear, Elayne :( Hope you're better soon...
Not Ed: become better in a quick bit!
Beet: Yes, get better quick
Elayne: Tween, I should be okay in a couple of weeks...
Elayne: You knwo, after the Closing Ceremony.
ralph: Get her quick, Better....
Elayne: Um, y'all know Olympic Fever isn't really like a real illness, yes?
DJTweeny: hahaha
EWeston: Better where's quick?
DJTweeny: didn't get it ;)
Elayne: I must be at least one reefer behind most of you...
ralph: behind me for sure
Beet: I love this part
Not Ed: that can be remedied E
johan amadeus myjetski: one tioke over the line, eh?
ralph: don't fear the reefer
Not Ed: where's the Old Toby?
Not Ed: ralph lol the reefer madness
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, ralf!
Beet: lol
EWeston: Teaching remeidiall pegleg
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Not Ed: know where a one-legged pirate eats?
ralph: it's SOOOO good these days
johan amadeus myjetski: i'll bite. Where?
EWeston: No but I fear I may,
Not Ed: I hop
johan amadeus myjetski: lol!
Not Ed: haw haw haw
johan amadeus myjetski: baboom!
ralph: that's a real groaner
EWeston: We have a code one pun. Response units are on the way
Not Ed: lol all
ralph: here comes Deputy Dan....
EWeston: Does he have his pants on?
Beet: Trump must have heard this and patterned his whole life after it.
johan amadeus myjetski: Oh, my duck!
ralph: Close B close mode
ralph: if you get my meaning, if you catch my drift.........
EWeston: Stand your ground time. If yah gottum
johan amadeus myjetski: how IS the old wazoo?
ralph: Mark Time!
EWeston: Getting older
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
ralph: Take off those business dinners.....
johan amadeus myjetski: D-koi?
EWeston: Get your hands off me Flotsome
EWeston: What a magnetic personality
||||||||| "9:48 PM? 9:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TinyDoctorTimm should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TinyDoctorTimm enters and sits at the bar.
TinyDoctorTimm: Hello. Very long time no hear!
johan amadeus myjetski: And the rumors behind the headlines...
Beet: Howdy Tiny Doctor
EWeston: Tiny Doctor, Tim
johan amadeus myjetski: hi dr. tim!
TinyDoctorTimm: Timm McCoy here. Have had a long drawn out illness, but I am in good spirits tomnight, so hello!
Elayne: Welcome back Timm!
TinyDoctorTimm: I miss this.
Beet: hello
johan amadeus myjetski: that's good to hear DocTim!
DJTweeny: Hi Timm
EWeston: Das flu?
TinyDoctorTimm: TWEENY!
DJTweeny: Glad your doing well this evening :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
johan amadeus myjetski: two pieces of bread... hmm...
TinyDoctorTimm: More than that. Diagnosed with lung disease. Not good.
EWeston: Oww That's hard Doc
TinyDoctorTimm: Lung, in time turns to stone. Miserable thing.
TinyDoctorTimm: BUT, I move on with happy thoughts and great friends
Elayne: And great personal strength, Timm. My thoughts are with you.
TinyDoctorTimm: Flu almost killed me. 6 weeks.
TinyDoctorTimm: Thanks, so Hemlock Stones tonight. Groovy!
johan amadeus myjetski: Well, if you have to go, laughing is the best way
TinyDoctorTimm: Amen Johan!
TinyDoctorTimm: Catherwood, bloody Marys all around!
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside TinyDoctorTimm and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
EWeston: Uh oh I know that organ
ralph: The Mobius Dick
TinyDoctorTimm: Any more coco Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past TinyDoctorTimm
ralph: It goes on forever
EWeston: It went over board with the sponge warehouse
ralph: about 568 pages, i believe.....
TinyDoctorTimm: Holy book binders, Mudhead!
ralph: ahhhhh.... I see you are a sailor.........
Elayne: Oh dear, time to go. My cat has discovered my keyboard.
Elayne: Play me off, keyboard cat...
EWeston: But I'm well groomed
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
TinyDoctorTimm: Catherwood, play her off...
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to TinyDoctorTimm and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
johan amadeus myjetski: weird with a bread, ralph!
ralph: get that pussy off your computer!
Beet: G'Nite Elayne.
TinyDoctorTimm: Be Great El!
EWeston: My cats like that spot too
johan amadeus myjetski: nite elayne!
TinyDoctorTimm: MORE SUGAR!
EWeston: Midnight knows how to hit the scroll up button
ralph: More Sugarcubes!
johan amadeus myjetski: More Bjork!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: By Pasley Horse Express
ralph: Bazinga, MyJet
TinyDoctorTimm: They have to keep chewing!
EWeston: Life turns dark for the Electrician
ralph: Isn't it amazing what electricity does these days
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: Pretty much everything
johan amadeus myjetski: is that a 12ax7 tube?
ralph: even in this antiquated digital chat environment??
TinyDoctorTimm: If you get electrucuted, you become sizzle lean!
llanwydd: antiquated?
Beet: Ice Cream is reality
EWeston: Baisc cellular machines work though the passing of electrons accross a membrame
johan amadeus myjetski: nanobot EW!
johan amadeus myjetski: I wonder about Mandlbrot"s nanobots
Beet: Like Ankor Watt
EWeston: I not up on his thoughts on them
llanwydd: Watt about Ankor?
DJTweeny: Hi llan
Beet: Ankor is too weighty
johan amadeus myjetski: Angora What?
EWeston: He can get his own drinks
llanwydd: Hi Tween
EWeston: Good book on the insides of cell. "Cells, Gels, and the Engines of life"
Beet: Cool
llanwydd: Great
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Beet: Static!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: “OUT OF THE FOG - Live In London (2005)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(this performance has not been released)
'
EWeston: Keep shakin Babe!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Elmer Ho: a presentation of the British Broadcorping Castration
ralph: What a privilege
EWeston: Coping the best we kanz
ralph: raising the volume
DJTweeny: lol Elmer
ralph: have another hit
llanwydd: this is very interesting
johan amadeus myjetski: I'd like to raise the level of MY home...
llanwydd: I didnt know they ever went to england
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
ralph: LOL
EWeston: Concrete can be your friend
llanwydd: I saw them do this skit in New York City in 1981
ralph: holy shit
llanwydd: ninus the england references
johan amadeus myjetski: divine dedication!
llanwydd: minus
johan amadeus myjetski: divine defecation
EWeston: Doves optional
ralph: Everybody.........
EWeston: They's run off, or arf?
EWeston: Bergman as the elevator biy
EWeston: boy
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
llanwydd: ah he is in your family
EWeston: Where I am going?
ralph: Hamphysema
DJTweeny: ** Any requests for albums for the coming weeks, folks?
ralph: Star-studded fender dents!!
Beet: Proctor must be able to do that in his sleep
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TinyDoctorTimm - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
DJTweeny: yeah Beet lol
EWeston: koff koff
DJTweeny: Love Ossman doing Don G. Ovanni with a Western accent
ralph: so classi
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
ralph: c
Beet: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
ralph: VD, or DVD?? That is the question
Rufus_T_Firetween: hopefully has been checked for viruses ;)
EWeston: No BVD no SST!
johan amadeus myjetski: no bad? going commando?
johan amadeus myjetski: no bvd? going commando?
EWeston: Only for parades
EWeston: We do a modern interpetation of The French Mistake
ralph: this is no movie, this is reel
Mr0: lol
johan amadeus myjetski: yes, real six
ralph: High School Madness
EWeston: Phfeelactics optional?
ralph: A sight for sore ears!!!! LOL
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
Beet: she it
EWeston: Thanks for the memory of mameries
ralph: soooooo good
Beet: This is the greatest
EWeston: The doctor is Pyst
ralph: unfuckingbeliveable
Beet: This is a nice presentation and it sounds like the Brits loved it
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “THE CASE OF THE MISSING SHOE” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
'
DJTweeny: The Computer from Bozos was a great way to end it
EWeston: Dramatic
DJTweeny: and saying "Goodbye Big Brother" in George Orwell's home town was appropriate
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
EWeston: Bradshaw has issues
johan amadeus myjetski: do nu shoos = baby shoes?
llanwydd: Cool!
EWeston: Ah waffle eyes
johan amadeus myjetski: FST are great gag men
llanwydd: well, thanks tween. see you all next week.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:54 PM, dragging TinyDoctorTimm by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Beet: Lotsa puns
DJTweeny: wb Timm
johan amadeus myjetski: Nite Llan
TinyDoctorTimm: Aww man. The kitty stepped on my comp and cut me off. Aww man@!
EWeston: Bye Llan
DJTweeny: quite punny
||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Beet: See ya llan
TinyDoctorTimm: Well....NEXT WEEK THEN? LOL
EWeston: There must be a cat underground computer Xers
EWeston: Bye Timm
Beet: Noah Vale
Beet: Had fun tonight. Thanks to everyone. Thanks as always Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
johan amadeus myjetski: love, love, love to all! thanks for the laughs! great show DJT!
ralph: another monster production Kurt, Cat, et all o'ya
EWeston: A rollie coaster this eve thanks all
ralph: so long, and thanks for the fish
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
johan amadeus myjetski: Everything you know is wrong for next week?
ralph: it's always a miracle............
DJTweeny: sure Johan
johan amadeus myjetski: woohoo!
DJTweeny: and there will be a new Cat Collage as well
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Around 11:01 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TinyDoctorTimm - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Sugar bounds in at 12:10 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sugar - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr0 - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| zapster - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| CptButton - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| B.O. - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
B.O.
Beet
Berlim
CptButton
Dani!
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Jack_Poet
johan amadeus myjetski
Likinha
llanwydd
manin
manu
Mr0
Máfia Azul 💕💅
Nay
Not Ed
Pretinha
Princessa
ralph
RELI..?
Relik..?
RELIK
Rufus_T_Firetween
TinyDoctorTimm
Toni
zapster
URL References:
http://ead.utramig.mg.gov.br/
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://itapoanfm.com.br/index.php/chat
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
https://boingboing.net/2018/02/07/walk-in-the-rain.html
https://www.chalkup.co
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook



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