A Firesign Chat
02/15/2018




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 15, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Berlim in through the front door at 8:46 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Berlim: Cole
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 9:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Berlim - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "6:59 PM and late as usual, it's J. A. M., just back from Memphis."
J. A. M.: Thyme, thyme, thyme, sea watts become off us...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
J. A. M.: Bang a gong, Mr. C!
J. A. M.: Hey Catherwood, kick ol' Buddha's gong.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear J. A. M.
J. A. M.: Gotta go see some friends over to Commie Martyr. Back in a bit!
||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| J. A. M. - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 8:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Jim Powers inside, makes a note of the time (8:34 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ralph falls out at 8:36 PM.
ralph: I think I'll just sit here in the waiting room
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi Jim
DJTweeny: music in a few minutes
ralph: mind if I, smoke?
DJTweeny: Hi ralph
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
ralph: howdy, friend
Jim Powers : Hi there DJ
ralph: Steve Martin should be an honorary member
Jim Powers : How's it going Ralph
ralph: nowhere fast, thanks! and you?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers timpre into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:40 PM, then departs.
Jim Powers : I haven't been in a chat room since 1998, this is very retro and funny
DJTweeny: Hi timpre
DJTweeny: kewl
Jim Powers : Ralph, there's a great song by Girls At Our Best called "Nowehere Fast" check it out
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Alien Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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ralph: cuing it up on the flatscreen.....
timpre: waiting on the audio..... hello everyone
Jim Powers : Also yes Ralph Steve Martin should totally be an honorary member
Jim Powers : Hola Timpre
Jim Powers : This is uh.....quite a song haha
DJTweeny: Jefferson Starship
DJTweeny: "Alien"
timpre: Watcing the lagtime on this screen. Slow.
DJTweeny: That's adjustable, timpre
ralph: yes, but you can get Tierra del Fuego
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: select Configure from the pop-up menu at the bottom of the screen, and you can set the refresh rate
Jim Powers : Ahhh thanks DJT
DJTweeny: This is Rush with "Alien Shore"
ralph: it's 1980 all over again
Jim Powers : Now this one I know, high school friend of mine was really into this band
Jim Powers : If it's 1980 can we get The Rezillos' "Flying Saucer Attack" next? ;)
||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
DJTweeny: Next up is Genesis with "Alien Afternoon"
EWeston: Hiya Tweeny, Jim, ralph, timpre,an rufus
timpre: Howdy Hi.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with J. A. M. close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:50 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
ralph: sure, on my flatscreen.................
EWeston: Mista J
ralph: check out Chairlift "Flying Saucer Hat"
ralph: very recent
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
J. A. M.: good evening, all!
EWeston: Heyy mister spaceman
J. A. M.: Hi E, JimP ralph Timpre!
Jim Powers : Hi there EWeston
Jim Powers : and JAM
ralph: very cool sounds DJ
J. A. M.: Special welcome to the new folks!
Jim Powers : Yeah DJ good stuff
DJTweeny: merci :)
EWeston: I saw Red Green make a vehicle out of two big sattelite dishes. Very saucer like
DJTweeny: Seemed appropriate for the Everything You Know Is Wrong album ;)
DJTweeny: haha @ Red Green
EWeston: Another fine Canadian import
||||||||| 8:55 PM: Cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
DJTweeny: Hi Cease
Cease: Hi chatters
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:55 PM, dragging Bambi by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Cease: Wow. It's Bambi
EWeston: One that sticks in my mind was when he cut down a grayhound bus to make cigarette racer for the street
Bambi: hey Cat
EWeston: An Cease
J. A. M.: How are ya, cease? well, i hope...
EWeston: And Bam bi
Cease: Excellent.
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
J. A. M.: Hi Babmbi!
Bambi: considerably better ... good to see you all
J. A. M.: Bambi, sorry my typing is terrrible
Cease: Sounds like a Korean dish.
ralph: Deer me, Bambi is in the room
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:57 PM and Bruce bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: As ah, clem was want to say, "Time wounds all heels" lol
EWeston: Antelope free zone?
EWeston: Thee Bruce?
Cease: Bruce? Where's Lenny?
Cease: He makes a small appearance in Ossman's new novel.
DJTweeny: Hi Bruce
Bruce: Hello everyone
J. A. M.: one of the Marxist brothers was fond of that saying, too!
EWeston: Phazo or narco?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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Bambi: Yes J.A.M., so true ... it was first theirs lol
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 15, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: Hey Bambi :)
J. A. M.: maybe Karl?
Bambi: hey Kurt ... tuned in
EWeston: Karl Klock Marxist, ah yes a name to conjure with.
Cease: Wearing new crowns. Mouth feels odd. May speak or type differently.
ralph: i'm sorry.... what did the Marxists say first?
Cease: Great book.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's bobbelieu, just back from Washington."
EWeston: Power to the Protozoa!
Bambi: "Time wounds all heels"
Jim Powers : I love this album so much
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out EYKIW at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-rv
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ralph: We know for certain, for instance..............
EWeston: Bobbelieu, that's some keerful typing
Cease: Oh Lucy, I brought Fidel Castro home for dinner.
DJTweeny: Hi bobbelieu
Jim Powers : Literally changed my life when I found it in my dad's collection as a 15 year old in 1994
J. A. M.: i'm special at last!
ralph: built it myself, and i love
ralph: it
bobbelieu: Yo all!
EWeston: I got the salve, but, nothing
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Kelraithg inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Kelraith gets out at 9:04 PM.
Kelraith: Ello
Cease: Kel
Cease: bobbe
EWeston: Another familiar name Kelbraithg
DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
EWeston: Waaa!
J. A. M.: Hi bobalieu!
Bambi: hope all have been well
Kelraith: I can't type well tonight
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
Not Ed: Pork?
DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: I can type pump tonight
Not Ed: Hi Tweeny
EWeston: Hey NotEd
Cease: NOt
J. A. M.: Hi Not!
||||||||| Beet sneaks in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
J. A. M.: beet!
Not Ed: EW, cease & JAM!
Cease: Very well here, Bambi. Wrote new play, with several chatters. Had a wonderful trip last week.
Not Ed: hey Beet
Beet: Evening all!
Not Ed: one of the great lines
EWeston: Bababeet!
Cease: The Beet man cometh.
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
ralph: 1761
Beet: Hey JAM,Not, Fr Tween, Dr Cease
ralph: fetid indeed
Not Ed: lol
Cease: I missed y'all last Thursday while not so much enjoying my last meal in Vegas, but the whole trip was wonderful.
Jim Powers : This part used to kill my friends who otherwise weren't into this kinda jhumor
Beet: Welcome back Dr Cease
ralph: i grew up with a wire recorder in the house
Not Ed: you're allowed C, certainly
DJTweeny: Having a good time is important
Not Ed: ya JPowers
Not Ed: the fest forwarding kills me
EWeston: How big did it grow ralph?
Not Ed: fast forwarding
Cease: I figure the number of years, days I have left are an important motivating force in going off and doing things I know I will benefit from.
J. A. M.: Well, there are several parts we don't want, so FF
Cease: really, ralph? the 40s? my parents had an early tape recorder, late 40s
Not Ed: Hear you C
Not Ed: tape recorders are fun
DJTweeny: I keep meaning to slow down the speedy parts in this bit
J. A. M.: Inca hell-oil tonic
Cease: It was my 7th trip to Vegas, but my first since my favourite THC delivering substances became legal. It was a different trip.
Not Ed: ha! lol Tweeny please
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
EWeston: Todays recorder is about half a cell phones size
Beet: Catherwood give everyone some Hell Oil.
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some hell oil.
J. A. M.: shades of Carlos Castanada
Not Ed is grateful.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Jim Powers : DEAR SON
EWeston: It straightenned my hair!
DJTweeny: Very much meant to parody Carlos CasteƱeda ;)
Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a sombrero
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a sombrero.
DJTweeny: Don Bruhaha
ralph: Catherwood roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to ralph and says "oh, fuck off ralph!"
DJTweeny: be nice Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "I thought I was!"
ralph: LOL
Not Ed: Nino!
Not Ed: lol
Jim Powers : Catherwood bring us some whiskey sours
||||||||| Catherwood gives us some whiskey sours.
EWeston: Catherwood give everyone a poison arrow frog
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a poison arrow frog.
ralph: I don't need them anyway :D
Jim Powers : A STEEL BOX
Not Ed: hey this one is sour
Jim Powers : a whiskey sour and a poison arrow frog, this is a great party
EWeston: He was raised wrong
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
Not Ed: wraised for wrobbery
ralph: me too
Not Ed: yeah
J. A. M.: Silvwe er crows
J. A. M.: the blue moss is interfering with my typing!
Not Ed digs the new gas rap from the third moon of Uranus.
ralph: sad
Cease: Hope you all had a great time last week.
Not Ed: can I have some moss please JAM?
EWeston: Unionize them
Cease: Luxor pyramid hotel reminded me strongly of being in a Firesign album
Jim Powers : Bear Whizz beer, this still cracks me up
Not Ed: it opened!
Cease: I'm going in Mom
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
J. A. M.: Catherwood, give everyone a blue moss, & another for me!
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a blue moss & another for me.
ralph: Philly was 3, 6 and 10
Not Ed: every time I listen to a Firesign album, it's the best one
Not Ed: lol
EWeston: I always wanted to raise my own clothing
Not Ed: thanks JAM mmmmm
Cease: Speaking of comets landing, I just watched the flick Your Name last night, which features a comet fragmenting and destroyind a Japanese town.
Not Ed: that's a plus C
J. A. M.: I want to see that, cease!
Cease: I was reading The Dispossessed while in Vegas, and then watching Your Name last night was a wonderful combination.
ralph: Japan's population is steadily declining, for the first time in 234749572 years
EWeston: Comets can go boom reel good
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
DJTweeny: There is a movie of this album on that DVD ^^
Beet: I watched Mars Attacks again the other night. What a hoot
Cease: JAM, have you seen Millenium Actress by Satoshi Kon?
Not Ed: can you create synchronicity?
J. A. M.: not insane!@
DJTweeny: Mar Attacks is fun :)
ralph: i have that DVD in my hadn
Cease: It's tired for being my favoureite flick with another Kon, Paprika.
Not Ed: need the DVD must buy must buy.....
ralph: hand
J. A. M.: No, i have not seen M. A.
EWeston: I watched MST3000 Hercules unchanged they used a firesign line at one point
Cease: Your name has strong resemblence to M.Actress.
Not Ed: We Come in Peace
||||||||| froggy waltzes in at 9:22 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ralph: I really ought to watch it LOL
EWeston: Unchainged
Kelraith: Never heard of The Dispossessed is it a good read?
Not Ed: hey froggy
DJTweeny: Hi froggy
froggy: hiya bub
Not Ed: definitely Kel
froggy: s
Not Ed: thumbs up
EWeston: Courtin time froggy?
J. A. M.: hi froggy!
Kelraith: Thnx!
Cease: Every6 day I was reading it, I was stunned by how good it was, kel.
froggy: that's where i went a
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: Aak aak
Cease: and i'd read it before, although maybe 40 years ago
Not Ed: Catherwood give froggy a magic twanger
||||||||| Catherwood brings froggy a magic twanger.
Cease: it was about as enjoyable as reading can get.
J. A. M.: trying to decide - am i a humanling or an earthoid...
Not Ed: yeah it's brilliant
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
froggy: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bottles disembarks at 9:24 PM.
Not Ed: Le Guin passed away recently. Love her books.
DJTweeny: Hi Bottles
Cease: while wandering through the best eating and drinkeries of vegas under the spell of infused kiwi slices and old favourite tunes, it was enchanting
J. A. M.: greetings bottles
Not Ed: look it's Bottles
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Beet: Howdy Bottles
EWeston: MzBottles
DJTweeny: sounds very cool, cease
Not Ed: Buzz & Bunny!
Cease: thats why i was reading the dispossed. will do some collages of her and firesign. she worked with ossman on a radio play. tween will play it for you soon.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho plummets into the garden at 9:26 PM.
Cease: she was my favourite living writer
Not Ed: they're grand (the Rapids)
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Bottles ', just granted probation at 9:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
EWeston: Give Elmer an arm up
DJTweeny: Yeah, let me know when that will go well with one of your collages, cease
Elmer Ho: what happened?
Beet: Never been to Vegas
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
J. A. M.: Hi Elmer!
Elmer Ho: but I been to arizona
Cease: HI Ho
Elmer Ho: not yet, JAM, but are you.... holding?
Cease: up until 7 years ago, i would have never have thought of going there. i have no interest in gambling or shows.
Beet: Well hello Ho
J. A. M.: Natch!
Elmer Ho: howdy yall... looks like we got a good turnout this week
Cease: i'm not finished writing first draft of my blog, which may turn into collage, we'll see.
Cease: have an idea for a much longer play then the one I just finished.
Not Ed: and yet...
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: So far...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn in through the front door at 9:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: Hilo Merlyn
J. A. M.: Hi Merlyn!
Beet: I'm constantly amazed at how legitimate and real Firesign's delivery of these most outrageous lines seems.
Beet: Hi Merl
Not Ed: Profiling!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Not Ed: Hey Merl
Kelraith: I'll try some mass insanity
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
EWeston: Half massed is good enough for me
Beet: lol
ralph: so effing hilarious
Beet: I love this
Merlyn: hey dj ed beet etc
J. A. M.: today the eggs, tomorrow the chickens!
||||||||| At 9:32 PM, Bruce vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
ralph: i like my phenomena scambled
EWeston: Those chickens got choppers man!
Not Ed: this is really good advice
Not Ed: me too ralph
DJTweeny: lol Ed
Bottles : I am so confused
Not Ed: I missed Bruce
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
Cease: the wizard cometh
Not Ed: then you should feel right at home here B
Bottles : Antelope Freeway
Not Ed: a whiz of a wiz
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Bambi: off to see the wizard...
EWeston: The wizard comith
ralph: getting off
EWeston: The wizard is always seeing someone off
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Bottles : 1/2 mile
Beet: Does that mean that they are all naked?
Not Ed found the small canister.
Not Ed: whew
EWeston: Do I really want to visaulize that?
Elmer Ho: crows again
Elmer Ho: i have been trying to get away from crows all day
Bottles : Antelope Freeway 1/4 mile
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Beet: Might be kind of disturbing
Not Ed shows EW--it's chock full of Old Toby.
EWeston: AAIIeee!
DJTweeny: been watching Alfred Hitchcock movies lately, Elmer?
Not Ed: they go for the eyes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Beet: For the birds
J. A. M.: Ringo said he had a whole in his pocket
Not Ed: lol
Elmer Ho: at work there is nothing but crows
Not Ed: a murder of crows ooooooooo
Elmer Ho: the university even tried playing crow-frightening sounds to drive them away
Elmer Ho: nothing works
Bottles : Antelope Freeway 1/8 mile
EWeston: Seagulls might help, but then you have seaguljs
Elmer Ho: seagulls are a little hard to come by in a midwest winter
Beet: We are relatively free of crows around here.
Elmer Ho: i want to go live at your place beet
Not Ed: release the bees!
EWeston: Do I want to take the Gammora Expressway?
Not Ed: Rebus is insane
J. A. M.: anytime i turn my field recorder on, all the crows start singing.
Bottles : South
EWeston: But he smells breakfest!
Not Ed: oops!
Kelraith: Rebus has gone sane! horrible
DJTweeny: J. A. M.: anytime i turn my field recorder on, all the crows start singing. << they're such hams
Beet: Hardly anything smells better than bacon cooking
Not Ed: mmm ham
Kelraith: Sanity should be avoided, its bad for the healtyh
Not Ed: that's for darn sure Kel
Not Ed: good advice
EWeston: Insanity there is strewth
Not Ed: it's underappreciated
Bottles : If you lived here, you'd be hone
Beet: Even Nixon is going into the hols
Beet: hole
Cease: I ate some extraordinary food last week. It was like being in a Firesign album only with my palate.
Not Ed: Nixon was such a tit
Bottles : If you lived here, you'd be home by now.
Elmer Ho: excuse me, i have to adjust a truss rod - brb
J. A. M.: caw, caw, can i be on your record mister? caw caw
Beet: Hurry back Elmer
Not Ed: how's truss rod doing?
Not Ed: arf
EWeston: It's unwrapped?
J. A. M.: it's my truss i have to adjust
Not Ed: ahh great LP
Not Ed: great record
Beet: Pretty damned good album
Cease: that's me
J. A. M.: I never noticed the dog at the end there was Curly the Stooge
Not Ed: Austin nails the lead yea!
Kelraith: Did Frank Zappa ever work with Firesign?
Bottles : The Pyramid with the ever widening hole.
Bambi: falling asleep folks ... need sleep ... sheesh so early...
Bambi: g'night...
Beet: Take care Bambi
EWeston: Take care Bambi
Not Ed: mmk bbye Bambi not far behind U
Cease: sleep well, bambi
Bottles : Peace Bambi.
J. A. M.: Nite, Bambi!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“MISS FIRESIGN PIE”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Beet: This is a great song. Vincent is my fave.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Austin's interview on WBAI's Morning Dew >> https://archive.org/details/PAOnMorningDew
Bottles : Firezapped.
DJTweeny: What the H was that, Cease??
Beet: I cranked this up
Cease: a website that features a reading of pie
Cease: this is now hour hour.
Beet: I believe
ralph: I am gonna say Rumi
Bottles : Peace to you all. Jam out
Cease: you know, you all can do these kind of collages from freely available youtubery.
Bottles : peace to all. The pup tent is right over there.
EWeston: Gimme six!
Cease: that's what it's there for.
ralph: LOL
Beet: Nite Bottles
Not Ed: great clip C
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cease: bergman, et al, delighted do get away with the thc bit
Not Ed: Carnation
ralph: let's hear it for THC
Cease: by bottles
Not Ed: very cool C
EWeston: Indicus fer all!
Not Ed: rah rah rah
Beet: Here's what Wikipedia says about who wrote "Who Wrote The Book Of Love" - It was written by three members of the group, Warren Davis, George Malone and Charles Patrick.
ralph: that's the spirits we have here
Not Ed: indica, sativa or hybrid?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Kelraith: indica, of course
ralph: how about re-smoked?
Beet: The Monotones
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: I'm not biased there
Not Ed: thank you EW
Cease: this is supposed to be a dylan ref in the maclean song.
ralph: chamber pot lol
Cease: the jester
Not Ed: oreos!
Not Ed: Cut Out Circus I have shopped there
EWeston: Nutter butters!
Not Ed: airy gusher?
Not Ed: geez
Cease: this is proctor reading loren eiseley, one of my favourite writers.
ralph: Reminds me of Genius of Love
Cease: this is canada's natinal treasure, rick mercer.
Beet: From a reference last week I tried to find a movie called "Murder" by Stanley Kubrick but he didn't make one by that name. Hitchcock did though.
Not Ed: wow oprah should be president!
Not Ed: Kubrick made The Killing
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Beet: Right
Cease: i reallyl liked this song when first heard in ride in cop car in yokohama long ago. not so much anymore.
Not Ed: fun movie
EWeston: I'd vote for Lebron James
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Miss Firesign Pie” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
Not Ed: write in: George L Tirebiter
Elmer Ho: all done
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Blog at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
ralph: dear god this is fun
Elmer Ho: did i miss anything exciting - food riots, a poetry reading?
Beet: Or Papoon
Cease: when i first heard this song i thought it paried well with firesign.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: One memorial car chase
ralph: but i don't want to not get stoned
Elmer Ho: when i first heard this song i thought it paired well with michelob
Cease: i was not chatting last week, too busy in vegas
Elmer Ho: my high school days are a blur
Not Ed: Papoon! Or maybe Pat Paulsen!
J. A. M.: this is fabulous, cat!
Not Ed: shut it down!
ralph: Pat Paulsen... a real contender
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Austin's interview on WBAI's Morning Dew >> https://archive.org/details/PAOnMorningDew
Not Ed: all power to nobody!
ralph: he coulda been a wannabe
Cease: jam, do you mean up to what you expect from my collages, or better? ive done a fuck of a lot of these
J. A. M.: I supported Bullwinkle in '64
Not Ed: I respect that JAM
ralph: that is a band now!!!!
Cease: friesign was always collagey
ralph: check it out.... Cigarettes After Sex
Beet: Pat Paulsen had the right facial expression for a presidential candidate.
Not Ed: indeed C
ralph: awesome sound
Elmer Ho: cease you have really picked some of the best bits of DF in this one
Elmer Ho: "best" meaning "Elmer's personal favorites"
Not Ed: who was doing anything like this? ever?
Cease: i lpayed this to the entire nation of japan in 75. tried to get them a show there, in vain, more on their part than nhk's
DJTweeny: Austin would have had to sail
Beet: This is creepy in a beautiful sort of way.
Not Ed: indeed Tweeny awww
Cease: elmer, you take a song, a theme, a way and you remember firesign bits that take you that way
Not Ed: Tesla and Hal Roach
J. A. M.: I mean it ties these seemingly disparate bits , together in a way that creates new humor, new jokes, built on these other, recognizable jokes & bits.Amazing lateral thinking. I don't want to laugh, cause I'll miss another thing!
Not Ed: clapping C
ralph: Bravo Cat
Not Ed: take a bow
Beet: Fantastic, Cat.
Not Ed: yeah JAM
Elmer Ho: oops s/cease/cat/ sorry there
Kelraith: Vwery good Cat!
Not Ed: shhh he's incongruous
Cease: Thanks, folks.
J. A. M.: or is that in congress, Not?
Not Ed: RFD
ralph: my favorite intromission
Not Ed: hear hear ralph
Beet: Thanks to all who put this weekly treasure together.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SHACK OUT ON THE ALIEN HIGHWAY” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
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Not Ed: I thought it stunk
Not Ed: not
ralph: lol
ralph: positively phlegmatic
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
EWeston: Thank you mister pronoucer
J. A. M.: i'm into old ounces, not nuances
ralph: ha ha ha, that's very logical
Not Ed: finding that old ounce in an old brown shoe
ralph: yaaaaz sir
ralph: i'll toke to that
ralph: even if it is an e-cig
Not Ed: is it virtual?
ralph: not at all
Not Ed: or is it "really there"
ralph: it's herbal
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Not Ed: oh well that's ok then
EWeston: Siderial
ralph: designed with my mind in mind
Not Ed: I see the truth of it
ralph: as seen in Snoop Dogg's Hour of Wreckoning
EWeston: Watch out for the thematic tine
Not Ed: noids
J. A. M.: new discussion point here: Bear Whiz Beer & Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers are the best FST commercials Agree/disagree/or?
EWeston: I vote Balliol Bros.
Not Ed: brb
Beet: Bear Whiz is iconic
DJTweeny: There are so many, Johan. I love Shoplifter's Market
ralph: this is no movie...
Cease: if you like my collages, hope you enjoy my new play, featuring some of you
J. A. M.: all reel ralph, rebel six...
Elmer Ho: Balliol Bros, yes
EWeston: But still vertual
Beet: You czn get a T-shirt with Bear whiz on it. (Of course you all know that)
J. A. M.: reel six
DJTweeny: The National Toilet
Elmer Ho: and Ben Bland
DJTweeny: and of course 40 Unclaimed Melodies
ralph: Doctor Proctor
Elmer Ho: and your National Worm Association
Cease: the firesign intensely wanted more people to do this. i do this. its WAY easier to do now then when i started lnog ago
J. A. M.: FB ad had a Don't Crush cover tee shirt
EWeston: Whiplash Ralph?
EWeston: Booby chew
ralph: this is waaaaaaay too much fun
J. A. M.: ookookachoo!
ralph: gesundheit
EWeston: Gehuntite!
Beet: Wher do you get that T-Shirt JAM?
Cease: bergman and his daughter tried to spread a nework of high school radio realtiy
Kelraith: Is this on the Box of Danger
Cease: what some of us were at in the 60s was to reconfigure media.
Cease: ralph, there is no such thing as too much fun.
Elmer Ho: nite all - thanks again for whatever this is
||||||||| Elmer Ho is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:20 PM.
EWeston: The rail gun is skitish
Cease: by elmer.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Beet: See ya Elmer. What is this, anyway?
||||||||| "10:24 PM? 10:24 PM!!" says Catherwood, "PrincipalPoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as PrincipalPoop enters and sits in the comfy chair.
EWeston: PP is in the chat room
Cease: the poop ,man
Beet: Hey, Poop!
PrincipalPoop: pp and we we
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
PrincipalPoop: hey all, late happy V Day
DJTweeny: Beet: See ya Elmer. What is this, anyway? << and Who Am Us?
J. A. M.: beet - i can't find it now. but it was in my feed this afternoon the cover characters on a black shirt
ralph: this is really good shit, Mrs. Presskey
DJTweeny: Violet Dudley Day?
PrincipalPoop: is JAM feed like chicken feed?
PrincipalPoop: Make it a C note and I will take it
EWeston: But this is a case of the pox
PrincipalPoop: Ok, hold it right there...
EWeston: Gotta get the gloves on first
PrincipalPoop: No, he's the pitcher
ralph: brouhaha?
Beet: JAM If you see it again save the link, eh?
PrincipalPoop: ha ha
EWeston: He's half empty
J. A. M.: i will. still looking for it....
J. A. M.: hi Poop!
Beet: Giant ants
PrincipalPoop: what about giant ants?
Cease: I saw things and tasted things and experienced visual heaven last week which was kind of firesonian, in its introduction to a higher realm
J. A. M.: that sound effect was the weapons fire from the original War of the Worlds
Beet: The movie "Them"
EWeston: Pew pew pew pew!
PrincipalPoop: Peppy la
PrincipalPoop: in land of the giants also
Cease: why does anyone need a gun?
Cease: when i was walking around vegas, i worried i may get killed.
EWeston: Penile replacement sometimes
Cease: could happen just as easily in vancouver
ralph: there is no other reasonable explanation
PrincipalPoop: you should get a gun cease to protect yourself
EWeston: Well there's the dream of taking on the US military with your semi auto
Kelraith: My side of Vegas its the drivers.
PrincipalPoop: drivers or dealers or chorus girls?
ralph: if gyros were heroes
EWeston: Remington is about to enter bankruptsy. NRA needs you to save them
Not Ed: back
Not Ed: kinda
DJTweeny: EW, that kid that shot up the school in Florida was in the JROTC when he attened school
PrincipalPoop: i pronounce those jiros, some demand it should be guyroes...
Kelraith: Someone need to save Gibson first
Cease: welcome back, not
DJTweeny: *attended
PrincipalPoop: kinda welcome back sorta not ed
Cease: hows it going poop
DJTweeny: also can connections to a white supremacist militia
EWeston: He have a life rich in some details.
DJTweeny: *also had
PrincipalPoop: I lose track of days and so fine, sounds like you had a good trip too
Cease: i talked to people in vegas about the massacre.
Cease: it is not something one wishes to do unless one can learn something from it
EWeston: There were 3 or 4 high school students arrested in N Texas today for bring a gun to school
DJTweeny: doesn't surprise me
EWeston: In other notes an ICE man was arrested today for stealing illegals identites
Cease: i learned important things, bout how people learned to cope with that kinda shit
DJTweeny: and using them for fraud, EW
Beet: This stuff will not end until the guns disappear.
DJTweeny: which they never will, Beet
EWeston: Yup further investigations are under way for that group of official thugs
PrincipalPoop: easy guys, this is a silly firesign chat la de dah
DJTweeny: but we can do better identifying people who shouldn't be allowed to buy them
Cease: Beet, will we live long enough to see that? I suspect not.
Beet: They did in Australia. So there is a precedent. Not likely here though.
DJTweeny: lol P
EWeston: Other countrys seem to handle their guns with out weekiy atrocities
DJTweeny: not with the 2nd Amendment Beet
ralph: they've stolen the handle
Beet: YUP
Cease: Reading Le Guin's Dispossessed last week made me much more optimistic
PrincipalPoop: Vandals?
EWeston: Florida legislation was looking to ease background checks right after the shooting stopped
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
ralph: Tramps and thieves
PrincipalPoop: Scallywags and rogues
Cease: Only nmy 5th favouite Le Guin novel, after Lathe of Heaven and the Earthsea
ralph: fucking casino bankruptcy management
Cease: Trilogy.
PrincipalPoop: casino design, liquor in the front and poker in the rear or vice versa?
Beet: lol
Cease: The only reason I survived my daughter's regularly broadcast death was to read this trilogy.
ralph: omg that's great
ralph: will have to zoom in there C
Cease: had nver been stoned in vegas and it was a
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cease: TRIP
PrincipalPoop: whispering yeast?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
J. A. M.: G'nite folks! Love to all! see ya next fireweek!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
DJTweeny: be well Johan
EWeston: Thank you cease, tweeny, and the rest of you rogues
ralph: just put it on hold at the library
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:47 PM.
DJTweeny: any requests for next week's show, folks?
PrincipalPoop: samolians and shenanigans
Beet: See ya JAM
PrincipalPoop: bye M
EWeston: Next world?
PrincipalPoop: bye J
DJTweeny: Next World it is...
Beet: Merl kind of did a camio this week
Beet: cameo
DJTweeny: a 'walk on'
PrincipalPoop: came oh and went oh
Cease: are yu between here and not here, merl?
ralph: the minutes are going by like hours
PrincipalPoop: I see bottles and bambi were here
Cease: i hope you all enjoy my collages
ralph: fantastic
PrincipalPoop: and the larges are going by like yours
Cease: how delightful to see bambi here again tonght
ralph: well you know, time flies like an arrow
DJTweeny: Yes indeed, been too long since Bambi joined us
Cease: doing these collages for you forces me to be creativd
ralph: and fruit flies like a banana
PrincipalPoop: I think squirrels are following and chasing me. I must be nuts.
DJTweeny: BTW - The reason we haven't see rebozoette recently is because she had fall and seriously injured her knees. Said she's in a lot of pain. That's all I know about.
Cease: seeing beauty in vegas and creating beauty in audio
Beet: How does a banana fly?
DJTweeny: *rimshot* P ;)
PrincipalPoop: poor thing, wish her our best
DJTweeny: Will do...
Kelraith: Spikes in trees? Is that how you spike maple syrup?
ralph: yes to Susan
Beet: Sending healing thoughts.
Cease: i want only good things to happen to her
PrincipalPoop: Peal the banana
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
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ralph: like an arrow Beet
PrincipalPoop: pretty maidens in arrow
ralph: higamus hogamus
PrincipalPoop: orgamus
Beet: lol
ralph: damn Buddhist writers
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
ralph: wow.... that was amazing!!!
ralph: I don't eat
PrincipalPoop: upset with reality, watch sponge bob 3
ralph: and I don't watch television!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Cease: the firesign want us to be better off than we were before we heard them
PrincipalPoop: thank you weent and all
ralph: Thanks Kurt!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cease: ralpyh, i try and do the best, thanks to tween for allowing me to do it here
ralph: et all o'ya
Beet: Enjoyed this tonight. Nice to see everyone. Welcome back, Dr Cease. Great collage. Thanks as ever, Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Cease: am working on ursula k leguin collages but not soon
bobbelieu: Night all
PrincipalPoop: beet, cease, ralph, ew, more
ralph: stellar programming
DJTweeny: It's great fun, cease :-)
||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 11:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
ralph: see ya on the funway
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Jim Powers - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Not Ed: Pork?
||||||||| Wayland enters at 12:24 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| froggy - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ralph - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Wayland - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| timpre - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| J. A. M. - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraithg - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cease - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| bobbelieu - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Bambi
Beet
Berlim
bobbelieu
Bottles
Bruce
Cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
froggy
J. A. M.
Jim Powers
Kelraith
Merlyn
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
timpre
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
http://www.seemreal.com
https://archive.org/details/PAOnMorningDew
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook



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FreqMan

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Rotonoto

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Tonk

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Elayne

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Bubba's Brain

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Bightrethighrehighre

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Boney

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llanwydd

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Tween

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Porgie

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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klokwkdog
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