A Firesign Chat
04/05/2018




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 05, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:21 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Jefferson Starship)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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||||||||| Surplus2Rqurmnts bounds in at 8:51 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi Surplus
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:52 PM, dragging Captain Equinox by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
||||||||| Cease enters at 8:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Captain Equinox: I'm Back - and I'm Bootiful!
Cease: HI chatters
DJTweeny: Hi Captain, Cease
Captain Equinox: Hey Cease
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Captain Equinox: Howdy, Deej!
DJTweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: Hey Tweeny an Ceasem an CE
Captain Equinox: I'll be mostly in *listen only* mode for a while.
DJTweeny: That's allowed :)
Cease: Hi Nancy
EWeston: Also know as Betty
EWeston: Health tip of the day for all you screen starers, BLINK!
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: Is _that_ what those eyelids are for...
Surplus2Rqurmnts: Good luck!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 05, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
EWeston: America's eye's are drying out.
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
EWeston: Easy for you to say
Cease: Good thing I'm not an American.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Unka_Led inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: You'll be able to get Chinese goods, Cease
DJTweeny: Hi Unka
Cease: Led
EWeston: Hi Unk. Canadian eyes can dry out too
Unka_Led: Hello, Seekers... I was reared in a small town. By Masons!
Cease: My eyes are often wet from yawning.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“BOOM DOT BUST”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out BOOM DOT BUST at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb
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||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Cease: Hi El!
Elayne: Evenin' all! Happy anniversary of Phil Austin's birth.
EWeston: Ms Elayne
Elayne: I thought for sure Tween was going to play Roller Maidens tonight.
Cease: Every anniversary of Phil's birth is worth celebrating.
Captain Equinox: Don't forget David's memoir is out too
Cease: That would have been a great choice, El.
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Not Ed', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Not Ed: Pork?
Cease: Not
Not Ed: Hey C
Not Ed: Hey Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: Gee, I don't have that on my calendar Elayne
EWeston: Not Ed Not high, but close
DJTweeny: ≠ Ed
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and Johan Amadeus Myjetski sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Cease: Power was supposed to be tonight, but my Vegas is too long. I'll try and make part 2 shorter for next week.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Not Ed: GREAT album - but RNT they all
Not Ed: EW!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Bottles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
EWeston: JAM Velcum
DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Bottles
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings all!
Cease: Good point, Not
Not Ed greets Bottles and Jam
Cease: Jammy, Bottles
EWeston: Bottles on deck
Elayne: Tween, it was on my calendar until yesterday. I deleted it, I just couldn't handle seeing it.
Not Ed: Billville! Spilling out life!
Elayne: But it's emblazoned in my head: PA on 5 April, PP on 28 July, PB on 28 November and DO on 6 December.
Bottles: I'm back from Ancient Greece. Glad to see everyone.
Cease: From a bottle
Elayne: I might be off a day on Bergman's birth anniversary.
DJTweeny: ** Phil Austin at Firesign - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
Not Ed: Great music back
Not Ed: ing
Elayne: Davdi's is easy to remember, as that's my Robin's birthday too.
Elayne: Speaking of Robin, he has a request.
Cease: Lucky if I can remember My birthday, El
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have been muted! I type, yet stay silent! Whassup?
Elayne: Please vote for him in this year's Inkwell Awards: http://app.surveymethods.com/EndUser.aspx?CBEF839BCC819C99C8
Rufus_T_Firetween: Actually April 6th, Elayne. I remember because it's the same day as my mother (who will turn 101 tomorrow)
Elayne: He's in the category The S.P.A.M.I: Favorite Small Press And Mainstream-Independent 2017 cover-dated interior American comic-book ink work over another pencil artist (Non-Marvel or DC work).
Bottles: Don't forget the people.
Captain Equinox: No DVD no ESP
Rufus_T_Firetween: I see you, Johan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now! Oh that’s better! I thought for a moment we couldn’t talk in here!
Unka_Led: "WHAT?"
Elayne: Are you certain, Tween? I've always had it as 4/5.
Elayne: Maybe it is 4/6 and Google just reminded me a day early.
EWeston: I prefer semaphore, but only during the mating season
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Elayne: And I thinkg PB was November 29, not 28.
Cease: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil Austin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha, unk!
Elayne: Look, at my age it's pretty good that I'm only hoff by a day. :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha
Elayne: "Hoff By A Day," starring David Hassellhoff.
EWeston: Right arm!
Unka_Led: So much winning!
Elayne: By day, Hassellhoff. By night, Kiki. But twice a year...
Rufus_T_Firetween: LOL @ 'distant dung dong province'
Cease: http://www.craftcannabisweekend.ca/
Unka_Led: We're all cats in this bag. Solid gold. where are my headphones??
Cease: Something I'm going to this weekend.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Few people know I was born in the manger across the street from mr. hassellhoff, just before he was born...
Rufus_T_Firetween: Elayne, I don't have any information on Ossman's new book
Elayne: Are you going, Cat? Can you see if they have hemp hip packs (say that five times fast)?
Cease: I've seen people reading it onFacebook. Must get a copy.
Elayne: Me neither, Tween.
Cease: I'll look, El.
Cease: I talk about Ossman's new novel in my Vegas collage, as I was reading it there.
Elayne: A few states down here are actually discussing rescinding the hemp restrictions. For Industry!
Cease: Good news, El.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting '''Bob''', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Get busted and lose your fanny pack....
Unka_Led: hi, bob
Captain Equinox: Fighting Clowns of Hollywood - Bear Manor Media
Elayne: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10212767624998687&set=a.1130991468194.2019707.1029466608&type=3&theater
EWeston: Um, Bob.
||||||||| Wren bounds in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Cease: Still a few monthes away from national legalization but it's getting close.
Cease: HI Bob
Not Ed: Unka, Bob, Cappy, Elayne, Rufus, waz real
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Bob
Cease: A bounding Wren.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Wren
''Bob'': hiya friends
EWeston: An a wren
DJTweeny: Hi Wren
Not Ed: Everybody sing
Unka_Led: what knockers. welcome
Elayne: http://www.bearmanormedia.com/index.php?route=product/search&search=ossman
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
Wren: good eve
Rufus_T_Firetween: great tune :)
Not Ed: Wren flew in
Elayne: Hardcover $35, softcover $25
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Cease: Welcome, Wren
Bottles: Keep your eyes glued to the glass. I am.
EWeston: Generic knockers specialy flown in today
Not Ed: Say thank you
Cease: I've got so many Firesign books now, I'll need new shelving.
EWeston: What?
Unka_Led: such flow....
Not Ed: 1st Deformed Church of Science Fiction
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pure obsidian, you know, knockers, that is....
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Unka_Led: my captain!
Not Ed: Ossman rocks but RNT they all
Cease: Interesting TV show last night about the Teotihuacan people, who grew rich off their nearby Obsidian deposits
EWeston: Hand flaked by froggy native boys, for your enjoyment
Not Ed: indeed C sounds interesting
Elayne: Just placed my order.
Elayne: Going to go watch the Yankees lose now. Next week, all!
EWeston: Byee E
Not Ed: Bbye Elayne
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Its, Elayne!
Cease: https://www.knowledge.ca/program/lost-kingdoms-central-america
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite E!
Not Ed: thanks C!
Cease: Bye El
Cease: Lotsa good stuff on BC's Knowledge Network, even if most of it comes from BBC
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
Not Ed: Tomato Alley
Bottles: I'm changing my name to Bill.
Not Ed: cool C noted
Not Ed: Me too
Cease: Sounds like My kinda alley
Cease: Love this music. I wonder if Austin wrote it?
Unka_Led: smooth weather musi
EWeston: I'm changing my name to Speen
Cease: like the intro to a Steely Dan song
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You’ll want some basil with that alley, cat!
Not Ed: Austin must've written this, yes?
Not Ed: anyway....
Cease: Stay tuned to my collage, for my unusual basil story from Vegas
DJTweeny: I don't see any musician credits in the liner notes, cease
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can’t hardly wait! The meat’s sweeter closer to the rathbone
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'call me eddy, I'm an American ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| Elmer Ho enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny calls him eddy
EWeston: Always carry some catsup, because you never know
Elmer Ho: hello boys and grils
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer! Call me ed!
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
Elmer Ho: hi ed
EWeston: Ello Emer
DJTweeny: just back from Elmertown, doubtless
Elmer Ho: howdy dere tweeny EW
EWeston: It's a tacky season there
Unka_Led: CLINK!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A golden bladder?!
Elmer Ho: left Elmertown to smuggle sponges into Nevada
Not Ed: lol what a weird record
Cease: Elmer, just in time.
EWeston: Good work if you can stand the abasion
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Weirdly cool, not!
Not Ed: Elmer waz real
Elmer Ho: yes, I woldnt want to be the late Elmer
Not Ed: Hey eddy
Not Ed: indeedy JAM and 1/2
Unka_Led: Billvillians unite!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer wuz here!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
Cease: Ed the American
Not Ed: 2gether as 1
EWeston: More bonding!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Not Ed: boing boing
call me eddy, I'm an American : foot fighting feet don't fail me now.
Unka_Led: Spread out...
Elmer Ho: Elmertown has the best bowels
Cease: Welcome, Soaring Eagle
EWeston: You nuncleheads
Bottles: I have to go forward into the past. Fun fun fun.
Elmer Ho: bowels and consonants
Unka_Led: so long
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
EWeston: Oh them kids
Unka_Led: Portia is hawt
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh that was Natalia Portia that played queen halfadollah
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Unka_Led: nice, johann
EWeston: Is there a market for giant worms as tornado anchors?
Elmer Ho: you kids might enjoy http://www.psyhigh.com/story.php?area=Psychic+Menagerie
Elmer Ho: you'll see a couple of familiar things there...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thank you Unka, I’ll be here all Weekend!
Unka_Led: tween when was this released?
Not Ed: cool Elmer tx
DJTweeny: 1999
Cease: Very Firesonian, Elmer
Not Ed: After Give me Immortality
Unka_Led: wow. nice m/s logon tone
DJTweeny: 2nd in the Millenium Trilogy
Unka_Led: xlnt!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
Rufus_T_Firetween: liner notes ^^
Not Ed: ahh is that it Tweeny cool
Cease: Trilogy proved they were just as good in the late 90s as they were in the late 60s
Not Ed: absolutely
DJTweeny: indeed Cease
Not Ed: and kickass live
Unka_Led: thnx,ru
''Bob'': OUT DEMON OUT!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truly Messers Cease & DJT
Not Ed: IN PROFITS IN!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let’s all estimate our prophets!
DJTweeny: The Radio Now Live concert was fantastic >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
EWeston: Out toxic byproducts out
Not Ed: Wrestlemania, Minnesota--I've been there
EWeston: Ah...we're doomed
Elmer Ho: it's just north of me
DJTweeny: Did you get Bill Ventura's autograph?
Not Ed: Yeah up there
Not Ed: Ultimately, EW
Unka_Led: lol, tween
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:42 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Not Ed: No just the Crusher
Not Ed: You turkey necks!!
Not Ed: Etc.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I always respected one foot fighter 22
Captain Equinox: So long, Dear Friends - My Missus, the Doctor is home and I gotta get supper on the table.
Not Ed: He'd lean backward on the ropes and spit into the audience.
Not Ed: Classy.
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying!
Cease: By Cap
EWeston: Take care Cap
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye, Captain!
Not Ed: Foo!
Not Ed: Take care Cappy
DJTweeny: be well Captain
Elmer Ho: adios my Captain
EWeston: If the foo indicates
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: L
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ol
DJTweeny: and now for some Schnook fishing
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He had enough for one lifetime...
EWeston: Not a book of Bills
Unka_Led: YAY!!! Good call.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“VEGAS (Part 1)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
'
Unka_Led: That is a long trip...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:54 PM and General Dysfunction waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Basil in nori? Hmm...
Cease: General
DJTweeny: Tent Hut!
EWeston: Heneral
General Dysfunction: I got here just in time!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: General D!
DJTweeny: indeed you did :)
Elmer Ho: salut
Elmer Ho: just-in-time dysfunction
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: International Geophysical Year!
Elmer Ho: Flo and Eddie!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 1)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
General Dysfunction: I've been under that telephone pole...
Elmer Ho: that's when I was born, JAM
EWeston: Sneeze, raise your right leg and flee the country
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Biddily the mountainin
Unka_Led: pull a few handles... god i love that
''Bob'': Am I the only one who always thinks Flava Flav is paying homage to Firesign with his trademark clock?
Elmer Ho: lol EW
Rufus_T_Firetween: seems unlikely, bob ;)
''Bob'': Yeah. But it's more interesting to assume it's true.
EWeston: A Goon Show line
''Bob'': 1
General Dysfunction: supposebly
Elmer Ho: BRB - my computer is having seizures
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| 10:00 PM -- Elmer Ho left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
EWeston: Net quake!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: I'm in favor of dark chocolate pot candies
General Dysfunction: I'm here for the sangria
||||||||| "10:03 PM? 10:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elmer Ho should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elmer Ho enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| Elmer Ho rushes off, saying "10:03 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elmer Ho into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:03 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: wb Elmer
EWeston: Emer's in the space time discontinum
Elmer Ho: realized i can't be in two places at once
''Bob'': What do they do with the leeches? Blend them? Must still be a pretty chunky cocktail
EWeston: They never forward your mail
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The CBC-AM show about marketing Under the Influence offers the history of the kiwi fruit >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/undertheinfluence
General Dysfunction: too chewy?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, EW!
DJTweeny: I love it when I buy alcohol at Walmart and they ask me if I'm over 40 lol
Elmer Ho: what's the difference between medical and recreational cannabis?
Elmer Ho: serious question
DJTweeny: You need a prescription
Elmer Ho: does that mean its stronger?
Unka_Led: $20 an eighth
DJTweeny: recreational you buy like alcohol
General Dysfunction: I like to buy alcohol
Elmer Ho: frau ho lives with chronic pain and we are thinking about taking a tour to where it's legal
DJTweeny: they just recently allowed medical MJ in Texas, but the're really restrictive about who can get it
Unka_Led: cooler strain names, too.
DJTweeny: possession still can bring draconian punishments
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The CBC-AM show about marketing Under the Influence offers the history of the kiwi fruit >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/undertheinfluence
General Dysfunction: 1 oz still ok in Washington state
Unka_Led: has frau ho tried the oil?
Elmer Ho: this will be a first for us, Unka
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just a poke of the helloil
Elmer Ho: well, at least since college...
Elmer Ho: which was like 40 years ago
Unka_Led: good luck. so many folks with inflammation. pain is terrible.
Unka_Led: LOL
Elmer Ho: gotta run folks...
Unka_Led: farewell
Elmer Ho: thanks for the good times!
||||||||| "10:20 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elmer Ho, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
EWeston: Stay sticky Elmer
Cease: All the best, Elmer.
General Dysfunction: Adios Elmer
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elmer! HeaveHo!
General Dysfunction: oh my goodness, a passion fruit cocktail, yes please
Cease: the Bellagio cocktail at Patrossian, followed by the Le Cirque passion fruit cocktail.
Cease: That's a lotta pashion.
DJTweeny drools
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, see who all would like a passion fruit cocktail
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Johan Amadeus Myjetski!"
Cease: embarrassingly bad delivery and recording on my part here.
EWeston: Your narrative moves along. It flows ok
DJTweeny: waan't going to say anything, but yeah the recording levels are all over the place :/
Not Ed: Oops
DJTweeny: I need to add a compressor to my chain to deal with things like that
Cease: did this in a hurry, as is obvious.
Not Ed: baque
General Dysfunction: I will wear that passion fruit cocktail like a tailored suit
DJTweeny: sure some tasty adventures though :)
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: Get down get baque
Unka_Led: i need another slice of kiwi!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: But your docu-narrative works well despite the level fluctuations, Cease.
Cease: havnet learned how to record new and mix with old yet.
Cease: this is only after two slices. great food while watching the eiffel tower go from lit by the sun to lit by lights
DJTweeny: Cease, did Doc ever get with you on a backup scheme for your data?
General Dysfunction: Cease must be lovely
Cease: the sentences shift surrealistically
Cease: we should talk to him, tween
General Dysfunction: as do I
DJTweeny: I sent him an email, wondered if he had contacted you
DJTweeny: might try emailing yourself
Not Ed: minty
Cease: yeah it was amazing. and the kiwi magnified the already astonishing view and meal
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brb. I’m hip to the jive!
Cease: this is from Fools in Space.
DJTweeny: ah, from the XM series
Unka_Led: see ya next time! thanks for another great show
Not Ed: take care Unka
DJTweeny: ** Firesign XM Radio series - http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/
DJTweeny: later Unka
Cease: by unka
EWeston: By U led
||||||||| "10:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Unka_Led, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Unka!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And I do SEE!
Not Ed: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nudie decanting a stair ‘s case...
EWeston: For deep drinkers
Not Ed: WiLD CaT
||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from Proctor & Bergman’s WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS, “Hundred Dollar Shine”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv
'
||||||||| General Dysfunction leaves to catch the 10:47 PM train to Funfun Town.
Cease: It wasn't Hunter Thompson in Vegas but it was my first trip with the kiwis.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Funny, cat, very nice, very enjoyable!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Cat’s new collage “Vegas (Part 1)” is now available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign
'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thoroughly enjoyed this show!
Cease: Part 2 next week
Not Ed: great show guys!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Not Ed: great chat people!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks Cat, dJT!
Not Ed: sounds good C
EWeston: Good show and company. Nite all
Not Ed: Later!
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Cease: See you hear next week
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
''Bob'': nite all :)
''Bob'': thanks tweeny & cease
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| "Hey Cease!" ... Cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| call me eddy, I'm an American - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Wren - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Surplus2Rqurmnts - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Bottles
call me eddy, I'm an American
Captain Equinox
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
General Dysfunction
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Surplus2Rqurmnts
Unka_Led
Wren
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http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://kurtericson.com/firesign/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/index.php?route=product/search&search=ossman
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/undertheinfluence
http://www.craftcannabisweekend.ca/
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/firesign
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
http://www.psyhigh.com/story.php?area=Psychic+Menagerie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10212767624998687&set=a.1130991468194.2019707.1029466608&type=3&theater
https://www.knowledge.ca/program/lost-kingdoms-central-america



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