A Firesign Chat
05/10/2018




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 10, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 7:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves to catch the 7:10 PM train to Elmertown.
||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 7:11 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood escorts Sturge into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:34 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:38 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
DJTweeny: Hi Sturge
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Songs about School)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mudhead in through the front door at 8:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hey Mudhead, been a while
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
DJTweeny: Your favorite character will be here this evening :)
DJTweeny: Hi Cease
Cease: One of my favourite Steely Dan tunes
DJTweeny: a classic
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
||||||||| 8:48 PM: EWeston jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Cease: Hi Head
Cease: EW
EWeston: Evening all Cease Tweeny Mudhead and Sturg
Mudhead: Hi everyone! I finally got the stream working
DJTweeny: excellent, Mud :)
EWeston: A check with Ott and Murphy says they're now into a waiting list for the show
Cease: How's it going, Mud?
Mudhead: Pretty good, cease, how about you?
||||||||| "8:52 PM? 8:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cracker back Jox should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cracker back Jox enters and sits on the divan.
Cease: Couldn't be better
EWeston: Ah another jox
Cease: Jox
Mudhead: Great to hear!
DJTweeny: Hi cracker
Cease: Did any of you hear Marc Maron's interview with Alice? Really interesting.
cracker back Jox: for 40 years the F T words quiver at my loins!
EWeston: I produced a zit this week. I'm 18 again!
cracker back Jox: hi all
Cease: Where did Alice go?
Mudhead: wheee 18 forever
Mudhead: hi jox, what's popping?
Cease: My collage tonight will be about my 18th year.
EWeston: Through the restroom mirror, so they say.
EWeston: Alice was Shelton's Aunt
Cease: Oh there he is.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: Happy Thursday Fireheads!
EWeston: Allo Beet
Beet: Hey EW
Cease: HI Beet
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Beet: Hi Dr Cease
Cease: Gilbert Shelton, of Freak Bros fame?
Mudhead: Hi beet
Beet: Evening Mud
Cease: Sounds like the plot from the movie IF
Beet: Alice had it right
EWeston: Shelton Cooper of Big Bang
Mudhead: Avarice!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 10, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
EWeston: Hard workin bass player there
Beet: How do people learn to hide their money in the Caymans?
||||||||| Frenchdip enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DWARF at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv
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Cease: Dip
EWeston: In back alleys. Hi French dip
Beet: I guess it gets passed down from gemeration to generation
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: Hi French
Cease: Actually, University year but high school is mentioned as that's where I disocvered Firesign
||||||||| Catherwind steals in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: Stereo Mista C's!
Beet: Who is the chromium switch guy?
DJTweeny: Hi Catherwind
Beet: hello catherwind
DJTweeny: Hi Frenchdip, is that anything like French Lick?
Mudhead: rah rah rah!
EWeston: Fred Chromium. They named it after him
Beet: Dropped out again
||||||||| J.A.M. tiptoes in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi JAM
Cease: Jammy
EWeston: Ees JAM
Beet: back
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Beet: Hi JAM
J.A.M.: Hello beet cease, E, DJT
Mudhead: are we all listening to the same thing?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
EWeston: Not sure. I's about to drop out and back.
Beet: I can't remember the last time I wore shineable shoes.
Cease: Problems, Tween?
Beet: out again
J.A.M.: Golly, Mudhead of course we are! Aren't we?
Mudhead: I'm hearing a song about moving to Montana. Is that the live feed, or AM I CRAZY??!?!?!?!?!
Mudhead: I'm hearing a song about moving to Montana. Is that the live feed, or AM I CRAZY??!?!?!?!?!
J.A.M.: I think I may have gone deaf....
EWeston: No that's probably Zappa/ I'm still with dear Alice
cracker back Jox: ZAPPA!
DJTweeny: could be, Cat
J.A.M.: Goo goo ga choob! Brb!
Cease: Windows and VLC media player says they cant' open tween
Mudhead: hey ho
Beet: We could all put our own copy of the album on and sync them up. Just kidding.
EWeston: It's Deep State! I just knows it
||||||||| "9:14 PM? 9:14 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johan Amadeus Myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Beet: We haven't said hello to the NSA guy for a long time. These guys are sensitive.
||||||||| R enters at 9:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Yeah, my internet connection was flakey earlier
Cease: We probably could, Beet
Beet: It's back
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:15 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Mudhead: finally I think I have it
EWeston: Their boss yells at them a lot
llanwydd: evening folks
DJTweeny: the stream is back now
DJTweeny: Hi llan
EWeston: Llan hey
Beet: Hi Llan
Mudhead: Hi there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiya Llan!
Cease: Aha
Cease: Hi llan
DJTweeny: Sorry folks. Seems to be good now though
Mudhead: more!
llanwydd: how much slaw is in a tub?
Cease: In the early days of chat, it used to dissappear. we called them chat quakes
Mudhead: thank you!
Beet: Give it right through the screen to me.
Mudhead: more sugar!
EWeston: Not till you say you love me
Mudhead: yay
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That edit was almost Kubrickesque!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
llanwydd: ever eaten a groat clusters
llanwydd: I never see them in the supermarket
Cease: My parakeet used to eat them
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yes I have
Mudhead: wash me pleashe
EWeston: Only during the mating season
llanwydd: lol
Mudhead: smells like a dead cat in here
llanwydd: I wouldnt know a groat from an oat
||||||||| Ed sashays in at 9:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: Reset time here
Cease: HI
Cease: HI Ed, where's Not?
llanwydd: what happened?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I thought that smell was just rocky rococo
Cease: The record is getting stranger, and that's hard to do.
DJTweeny: Hi Ed
llanwydd: my audio just went off. anybody else?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : My hearing problem has returned
Cease: back now.
llanwydd: just went back on
Mudhead: just got back for me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : He is so good with the help
Beet: mine is back
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:21 PM and late as usual, it's DoubleEdmund, just back from Elmertown."
DJTweeny: yeah, how about we do this next weeks folks ?
DoubleEdmund: Mea Culpa
Beet: seriously?
DJTweeny: my service provider is obviously having issues
DoubleEdmund: Hello All
llanwydd: fine with me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Ed2
Mudhead: This album is so good
EWeston: Fine by me though I finally escaped from the music
DJTweeny: we'll do the same show next week, OK?
llanwydd: hello one
Mudhead: you're unnatural!
Mudhead: h
DJTweeny: ATT U-verse has been really stable, but flakey today for some reason :/
Mudhead: only to 10
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I have listened to Don’t Crush twice in a week before. No harm
DJTweeny: The next time the stream drops, I'm going to call it quits
EWeston: Think kind electronic thoughts
Cease: there were days in trhe 70s when i'd listen to firesign all day, all week, all month
DJTweeny: solid at the moment, it seems
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : What is reality?
DJTweeny: yeah :)
Mudhead: you bet!
Beet: this still makes me laugh
EWeston: Virtual realestate
Mudhead: boooooo!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I know cease! We’d listen to FST during breaks at band practice. The 2nd set was always more fun. And I DID learn to play the flute...
Beet: Sometimes threats are very effective
DJTweeny: lol
DoubleEdmund: I so wanted to take Medieval Flute Playing at Uni.
Mudhead: stay on camera kids
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Everybody stay on camera.. we’ll get through this...
Cease: Ed2
Mudhead: who's esited?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Cease: What ARE these Mexicans doing here?
EWeston: Say hi to the natural guard
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I very ecited. But about what?
Beet: trusrepers
Mudhead: don't take off your shoes!
EWeston: Thought it was trussrappers
Beet: just as good
EWeston: Possibly socially uncomfortable
llanwydd: is there a real george antrobus?
Beet: Before the water became full of lead.
Mudhead: You're insane, Rebus!!!
llanwydd: must be heavy water
EWeston: Couldn't we a do with a piece of humus
Cease: character in a play, llan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
Beet: Nobady has a sense of humus anymore.
llanwydd: thanks cat. I will be looking it up
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I’m not any more insane than the hundreds of thousands of fans who came to see me jump into this big hole
llanwydd: I could do with a peace of hummus
DJTweeny: iwti Johan
Mudhead: lol johan
EWeston: It's cause of the hydronium in the water
llanwydd: thats why its yellow
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
Beet: k - k - k
EWeston: We're gonna kookie them!
Cease: as i recall from his autobi, proc's first tv job was in a soap, when he was still at yale
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : And the sergeant and I were jumping up & down yelling kill, kill! Kill!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: Using prohibited language, JAM
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN CHAT SHOW ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/firesign/
EWeston: With his hands up something they don't belong
Mudhead: Aha!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Then she’ll want to see mine?!?
Beet: What exactly is involved in a sleeve job? Never mind.
EWeston: Before pay for play
Mudhead: we were smoking this the year they disappeared the high school
Cease: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sleevejob
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'dmc949 ', just granted probation at 9:38 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cease: dmc
llanwydd: I was pleasantly surprised to see Phil on an episode of All in the Family back in the 7
EWeston: Did they ever finish that murial
llanwydd: 70s
DJTweeny: Hi dmc949
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi nine-four-inner!
Beet: Thanks for the enlightenment, Ceas
EWeston: Mista 949
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nine-four-niner
llanwydd: barbara bobo reminds me of adrienne barbeau
Beet: hi 949
llanwydd: probably not intended
Cease: playing with sounds, baba bobo
llanwydd: like baba wawa
EWeston: Baba ree baba
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ms Barbeau makes me think of Bottles. The FST character, not the chat room participant.
Beet: Some people can actually afford to be sick
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Or Baba Wawa
Mudhead: I just realized that Dwarf is structured much like the Harold in improv
EWeston: Heavt industry will solve that. Right after they buy back all their stock offerrings
Mudhead: heck no, I'm thirty years old!
EWeston: Gag him!
Cease: Mud, the lads are deeply steeped in theatre lore
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I don’t have any friends at Commie Martyr...
||||||||| dmc949 departs at 9:45 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : But I know somebody who does!
EWeston: Metaphysiclly absurd
Mudhead: fascinating, only three years after it was invented. I wonder how many other non-improv entertainments used that structure
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Beet: I'd rather have a bag of shit
||||||||| Catherwood leads dmc949 into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:48 PM, then departs.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Comparative of shit. Good shit implies bad shit.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi nine-four-niner Welcome back!
EWeston: Where does the crazy shit fit in?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Not sure it fits in, E. Better out than in, you know...
Mudhead: I love how they all call even though he
Mudhead: he's in the future
Beet: still amazing
Mudhead: yeah!!!
EWeston: No shit?
Mudhead: tales of the old detective, I need to get that!!!
Cease: Yes you do, mud
Mudhead: that is a gap in my collection, and I can't have that, you know
Mudhead: looking forward to hearing it
Rufus_T_Firetween: Tales of the Old Detective (And Other Big Fat Lies) [AUDIO CASSETTE] - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln
Cease: I'd forgotten how funny that was
Beet: i love this
llanwydd: coronation ham!!! lol
Mudhead: LOL
Cease: They did this the last time i saw them, not long before pete died.
DJTweeny: It's a great bit :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : At band practice, I had Two Places & Dear Friends, our lead guitarist had Don’t Crush,
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The keyboardist had Electrician
Mudhead: that's a good collection - did anyone have Giant Rat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Gator tots? Never caught that before...
Mudhead: lol that was hilarious
DoubleEdmund: Milk? Outrageous.
EWeston: Adult milk shakes are, smooth
llanwydd: I had it on LP
Beet: Hello to the NSA guy.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No Mudhead we didn’t. We were a poor progrock band - no mellotron...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Oy into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:57 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Mellotrons were great, but expensive
DJTweeny: Hello Oy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Oy!
EWeston: Oy hum?
llanwydd: oy, oy
Mudhead: lol that's okay, it's always great to know that FST still has so many classic albums to discover
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
“CARLETON”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
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Beet: oy vey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : 4grand, DJT
DoubleEdmund: Ahoy hoy, Oy.
llanwydd: how many dont you have Mudhead. I think I have owned every one at one time or another
DJTweeny: Johan Amadeus Myjetski : 4grand, DJT << yeah, you could buy a decent car for that back then
Oy: How do I work this thing
Mudhead: I think I have them all, but I don't have Tales Of The Old Detective.
llanwydd: me neither
DJTweeny: Oy, click on the question mark at the bottom right hand corner
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Mudhead: I was very happy to finally get a copy of Pink Hotel Burns Down from the early internet days
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: I love Pink Hotel
DJTweeny: The links to listen in the header should be clickable
Mudhead: Thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That intro still knocks me out!
DJTweeny: I've got a CD of Pink Hotel that John at Lodestone Media made
Mudhead: lol
Mudhead: yeah!
EWeston: Reminds me of Star Quirk
DJTweeny: haha @ theme song
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “Carleton” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Beet: I have heard about it.
Beet: Pass the pipe.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
EWeston: In Vulgaria ve haff no senses of humor keptin
Mudhead: (passing the pipe)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Heh heh heh
Beet: Trippy
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:07 PM and late as usual, it's Nusz, just back from Funfun Town."
Mudhead: where are we?
Beet: Who am us?
EWeston: Snot here!
DoubleEdmund: Gosh darnit. That pesky russian submarine is lurking about the undersea cable again. This page keeps dropping out. See yuzz all next week. Bye bye.
EWeston: Nus7?
DJTweeny: Hi Nusz
Mudhead: See ya DE
Beet: Adios EE
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : When I 1st heard music under the the auspices of the hobbit’s leaf, it was Soft Machine1, Phil Ochs’ Pleasures of the Harbor, & Steppenwolf 2nd.
EWeston: They stop running and start walking this time of day. See yah/
DJTweeny: Later Edmund
Cease: By ed2
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s new collage “Carleton” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
||||||||| 10:09 PM -- DoubleEdmund left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Oy - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Mudhead: who are we listening to now? sorry, I missed it
Beet: This is Steve Miller? Never heard it but very cool.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Everybody was trippy at some point in their albums back then...
llanwydd: I would have guessed it was pink floyd
Cease: Probably my fave music in lae 60s up until he became popular and shitty
DJTweeny: yeah llan, more like early Floyd
Cease: This was my Carleton roomate C.Dale
DJTweeny: with the guitar through the Leslie
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireĆ©. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That was always a cool trick, DJT. The Moody Blues used a Leslie on background vocals, another neat trick.
EWeston: From the era of Harold Head
Beet: 1st class Marijuana
DJTweeny: Yeah, Floyd did that a lot on background singers. A wonderful effect.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Now THAT is some really good shit...
EWeston: Had a radio operator smoke pot on the plane once
DJTweeny: Cat, who's the lady with the English accent?
EWeston: I smoked once in a nuc sub's tunnel
Cease: Austin's wife Annalee
Beet: I used to control aircraft stoned. Can they still arrest me?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Most daring place I indulged was at 3 am walking around the state capitol building in Montgomery, AL
Mudhead: lol awesome
DJTweeny: EWeston: I smoked once in a nuc sub's tunnel << did you get like _really_ irradiated, man?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : When one seed got you 30 years
DJTweeny: Beet: I used to control aircraft stoned. Can they still arrest me? << that could get interesting
Beet: I was very relaxed and got compliments from the pilots
DJTweeny: cool :)
EWeston: The tunnel is a shielded space allowing walking from one end to the other without getting next to the reactor.
EWeston: It was shut down at the time. I was on a booring access watch grave shift.
Beet: Leon
DJTweeny: as in Russel?
Beet: I think so
Beet: Dylan
Cease: i recorded this album at a van station i was working at in 72. the tape sounds very old
EWeston: My occupational exposure was usually way under 500 mRem/yr
Beet: Is that an Ok exposure?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cease: this is an even older tape.
Cease: Was quite fond of Eric Anderson and a lot of folk music in those days
EWeston: Pretty low. The rules say you can get 5 Rem/yr, but only 3 Rem in a single exposure. Hotest thing I ever was near was ten minutes by a 11 R/hr source
Beet: When you hear these old tapes, you realize that there is a pure pristine copy in a vault somewhere.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Prior to my progging, I was an anti-war folkie...
Cease: if i could have found the tunes on youtube, i wouldnt bother with these anceint relics
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Donovan, Phil Ochs, to Leonard Cohen. How’s that for range & scope?
Beet: nice
DJTweeny: harsh browns lol
Beet: harsh browns
Beet: great minds
Beet: They're in everybody's eggs
EWeston: I'll have the vulcan patty meld
Beet: A chorale with a jazz backing.
Cease: As if you didnt get enough guaraldi last week
EWeston: That's something you don't hear everyday Chauncy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I like to watch...
EWeston: Watch out
Beet: cool, man
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: from Peter Bergman’s Radio Free Oz show podcasts - “HE PASTED SOME ON AT MY HIGH SCHOOL!”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
'
Cease: Should have started and ended with music.
Beet: What a true sage Mr. Bergman was.
EWeston: Interesting though cat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:37 PM, dragging snoot by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Cease: Part of my ongoing audiobiography. Next I'll compile Firesign experiences, as requested
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Audial literature such as your
DJTweeny: Hi snoot
Beet: Peter started to realize Obama wasn't the beacon of hope he wanted us to believe he was.
snoot: Howdy seekers
EWeston: Snootie
Beet: hey snoot
DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:40pm Eastern
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Collage, cat, are historically valuable as they are more accurate, reflect more honest than anything in other media reflected
snoot: tap tap tap is this thing on?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: we got you 5 by 5 snoot
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiya, snooty!
EWeston: How go you make your voice do that?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
snoot: thanks I lost my bearings in the corn starch
EWeston: That's why I always carry a magnetlike object
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, repack your bearings, & we’re glad you’re here!
Cease: this is my first collage on new sound system.
Mudhead: See ya, have a great night fellow Bozos
Cease: will makes these much easier to do from now on
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Very nice improvement in sound quality overall, Cease
DJTweeny: worked well, Cat
Cease: By Mud
DJTweeny: great to have you back, Muddy :)
snoot: later mudhead
llanwydd: rnjgthygjfckdls
EWeston: by mud
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite Mudhead!
Beet: Name for today: Corporate Democrats. As bad as the Republicans.
snoot: does anyone speak cat spasm?
Beet: See ya Mud
snoot: oh it went away lol nm
llanwydd: anyone remember the tufu dynasty?
DJTweeny: Clinton started that, Beet
Beet: Yup
EWeston: Gotta good Dem Rep. I appreciate him
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Bombing Biafra with Bibles!
EWeston: Peter was correct on the apathy call
Beet: That sounds like rainfall on an umbrella
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Perhaps HE doesn’t know what time it is either! & he has the stopwatch!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign
'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Gotta walk the dog - see y’all next fire week! Love love love to all! Thanks for every laugh & chuckle!
DJTweeny: Later Johan
Cease: Byt Jam
snoot: Gnite Johan
Cease: Bye
EWeston: See ta JAM
Beet: This was fascinating and entertaining this evening. Had a great time. Thoroughly enjoyed the collage, Cat. Thanks everybody. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Nite all.g'nite JAM
EWeston: Nite Beet
Cease: By Beet
snoot: Gnite Beet and I too will take that fork in the road. Gnite bozos
EWeston: An nite all
Cease: Off we go
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
llanwydd: nite everybody
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Cease rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cease?! It's 10:56 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| snoot - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nusz - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dmc949 - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sturge - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ed - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "12:28 AM and late as usual, it's Bottles, just back from Billville."
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| R - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| J.A.M. - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cracker back Jox - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Catherwind - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Frenchdip - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
cracker back Jox
DJTweeny
DoubleEdmund
EWeston
J.A.M.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Mudhead
Oy
Rufus_T_Firetween
snoot
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
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http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=totod-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://kurtericson.com/firesign/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/firesign
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
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