Ankha Pharaoh
Ankha Pharaoh
Open 24 Horus A Day
Play Baal with Ankha Pharaoh!
Ankha Pharaoh
Corner of Ibis & Riddle
Rumpleforeskin Mall
  Serving the multitudes since 1450 B.C.!  

DON'T pass over these incredible "Grand Slam" deals:
  • Boys 0-6 months = 2002 Rolls-Royce Silver Seraph
  • Girls 2-3 years = 2001 Cadillac Escalade
  • Boys 16+ years = 1995 Volkswagen Jetta

We'll Make You Offers Until You Cry "Ankha"!

No first born? Try Ankha Pharaoh's Second-Born Second-Hand Store.
Or his Wretched Refuse Warehouse!