George G. Papoon
is just the cheapskate this country needs! It was at his
suggestion that the Natural Surrealist Party
rented the Democratic Party convention space immediately
after the Democrats vacated, for mere pennies
on the dollar!
As for the suggestion that Social Security funds be invested in the stock market, Vice-Presidential candidate George Leroy Tirebiter has a very different idea: movies! One good blockbuster can keep Grandma financially secure and easily entertained!
A pet project of George Papoon is the first issue of a three-dollar bill by the U.S. Treasury (there is no truth to the rumor that this is just to pander to the gay lobby).