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Firesign Shirts are Back in Stock at Lodestone!

Firesign Shirts and Merchandise are back in stock at the Lodestone
Catalog following the recent Firesign West Coast Tour.

New Shirts include Nick Danger, Mark Time, and the Morse Science High
School athletic Tee.  Also included are new "Firesign phrase" shirts of
"Beat The Reaper" and "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're
Not Anywhere At All?"

Due to logistical problems, not all of the shirts were available in all
sizes at all venues during the tour.  If you missed the chance to get
the shirt you wanted on the tour, or couldn't go, here's your chance to
get what you missed.

Three older limited edition shirt designs have retired: "Everything You
Know Is Wrong," "Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death," and "He's No
Fun, He Fell Right Over."  There are very limited numbers left of "Shoes
for Industry" and "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus," and a few of
"In The Next World, You're On Your Own."

Shirts can be viewed at

Firesign for Your Vehicle

Also in stock are the new "Ralph Spoilsport Motors" license plate
frames, and the new "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" bumper
stickers.  Both of these can be viewed at

Deputy Dan has no friends.
  -- Firesign Theatre