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           Written with your mind in mind

David Ossman's stage treatments of the Firesign Theatre's
"Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand me The Pliers" and "Waiting
For The Electrician, Or Someone Like Him", recently
performed at the Widbey Island Center for the Arts,
(see )
are now available for theatrical productions, or people
who just like reading scripts.

For rights information, script copies, production concepts,
etc. contact David Ossman directly at

No, son, and it won't be, until free hands on both sides
of the big ditch can press the same button at the same time.
  -- Firesign Theatre