With congress again masterfully debating the merits of passing a
constitutional amendment to ban flag desecration, Mayor P'nisnose 
knows how to sniff out the 'pretend' patriots - a flag-burning game!

Play it online here:
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/flag/index.html

Or download the Flash game to your hard disk and email it
to your friends ... and enemies list!
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/flag/download.html

"The Mayor is THE PROBLEM!
The flagpole is THE ANSWER!"
  -- Firesign Theatre