The Lodestone Catalog today released two new shirts in its series of
Famous Firesign Phrase T-shirts, featuring the famous Firesign phrases:
"Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers."
"Forward... into the past."
These are heavyweight 100-cotton pre-shrunk black tees, featuring white
lettering. Each phrase shirt is a limited edition, retired when they
run out of stock, and new shirts and new phrases added frequently.
You can view the new... and old shirts online at
And more of the Edgar Letters from early Firesign
recording days have been put up on the Chromium Switch:
Corn! Now we can make whiskey!
-- Firesign Theatre